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Topic	I haven't done a sex in a few days
Smackems 03/27/24 9:48:44 AM #9	Giant_Aspirin posted... it's b/c you got engaged. she's preparing you for married life. Rectum so It's because we have to work at opposite times tho --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What's a description about you that you've never agreed with?
Smackems 03/27/24 9:36:45 AM #2	That I'm a good person I'm not. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Why do people who believe in the illuminati never seem to think about this?
Smackems 03/27/24 9:20:20 AM #6	Were_Wyrm posted... So the worthy can find and decipher the clues to join their ranks. Ohh that's a good one --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	What's your unpopular movie/tv take?
Smackems 03/27/24 9:16:59 AM #131	Almost all tv is dogshit The star wars prequels are mostly good sans some dogshit in EP 1 and 2 --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I haven't done a sex in a few days
Smackems 03/27/24 9:16:25 AM #6	uwnim posted... I don't see what the issue is. Nobody needs sex. My bawlz is blue bro --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Why do people who believe in the illuminati never seem to think about this?
Smackems 03/27/24 9:13:23 AM #2	Because they're proud and want you to know they're lording over you but be unable to prove it definively Idk I'm playing devil's advocate --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you guys have a college degree?
Smackems 03/27/24 9:04:56 AM #141	I have a theoretical degree in physics --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I haven't done a sex in a few days
Smackems 03/27/24 9:04:34 AM #3	I'm hornball --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I haven't done a sex in a few days
Smackems 03/27/24 9:00:05 AM #1	I'm dying here --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	NYC man killed by deliberate, unprovoked push onto the subway tracks...
Smackems 03/27/24 8:58:47 AM #2	Why isn't there a barrier --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Ronna McDaniel already out at MSNBC
Smackems 03/27/24 8:55:25 AM #40	Us true both sides-ers spit on her That wasn't nice. Idk who she even is tbh --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	If this board is so smart, answer this
Smackems 03/27/24 8:54:17 AM #4	ANort posted... Common sense should tell you that It would dissipate so insanely fast that you wouldn't realistically be able to breath any of it. No, it wouldn't. And that's why I have you people --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	If this board is so smart, answer this
Smackems 03/27/24 8:45:50 AM #1	A being farts an oxygen cloud in space Could I breathe that oxygen cloud? There's nitrogen and all that other good earth shit in it too and freezing/other space issues aren't an issue --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	11 year old stabbed to death while defending pregnant mom
Smackems 03/26/24 11:00:02 PM #15	LonelyStoner posted... Mississippi has Illinois beat by a wide margin But we have swamp puppies --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Girls poop too
Smackems 03/26/24 5:47:21 PM #18	Homeless_Waifu posted... How do they pee though They squirt it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Girls poop too
Smackems 03/26/24 5:11:49 PM #10	Strider102 posted... Literally promoting propaganda. There is no poopaganda here emblem-man posted... What about babies They poop too yeah --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you have a biblical name?
Smackems 03/26/24 5:09:04 PM #10	Yeah Erik the Viking was Catholic --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Girls poop too
Smackems 03/26/24 5:07:03 PM #6	Damn_Underscore posted... need video proof ___ Here's one what did it under a bridge and tried to float away because girls weigh less than air when they discharge waste --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Girls poop too
Smackems 03/26/24 5:04:50 PM #1	I just learned this --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Great Value has STEPPED UP on the FIBER BROWNIE game!
Smackems 03/26/24 2:35:30 PM #6	Drrobotniks posted... ive been using Fiber One brownies, are great value that much better? Not that much better but maybe 10% Worth a shot --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Anybody here like Dynasty Warriors?
Smackems 03/26/24 12:56:56 PM #32	Honestly their flagship series (dynasty and samurai) are their worst ones and you're better off sticking to the spin offs The last dynasty warriors I enjoyed thoroughly was 5 and samurai warriors was 2 I don't remember which orochi I played but I liked it. It was on Wii u I think --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Great Value has STEPPED UP on the FIBER BROWNIE game!
Smackems 03/26/24 12:47:11 PM #4	DirkDiggles posted... You got the bowels of a 60 year old man? Not after these brownies I don't Jerry_Hellyeah posted... Seriously, don't spread this around too much because I'd hate to see them get taken up or end up trying to upgrade the recipe, but... After tasting hot chocolate in 6 countries and being a lifelong addict, I think Great Value brand is the best hot chocolate on planet earth. Seriously. GV also makes my favorite mass produced salsa Their ice cream sandwiches are depressed though --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Great Value has STEPPED UP on the FIBER BROWNIE game!
Smackems 03/26/24 12:41:56 PM #1	Vote now for your favorite FIBER BROWNIE! - Results (9 votes) Great Value 22.22% (2 votes) 2 Fiber One 44.44% (4 votes) 4 Some other dumb crap that ain't worth eating 33.33% (3 votes) 3 They'll make you POOP and they're NOT awful --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Why did Tales ever kill the world map?
Smackems 03/26/24 11:50:37 AM #22	_____Cait posted... 16 had nothing to do for the entire game though. Like, even the sidequests get recommended to skip by fans. Everything outside of the main story beats are really poor Man I had such high hopes for 16 due to it being made by some different folks than nomura Turned out that those folks missed but then nomura hit --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Last time you intentionally scared somebody
Smackems 03/26/24 10:21:17 AM #10	R1masher posted... nah, she loved it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I bought this for my brother, is it cool?
Smackems 03/26/24 10:11:32 AM #11	Crimsoness posted... As far as I've seen he just puts them on shelves in his room. I got him Magneto's helmet from the animated cartoon for xmas. That is the way. --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I bought this for my brother, is it cool?
Smackems 03/26/24 10:05:39 AM #6	Crimsoness posted... I mean if he wants to I suppose He's the western version of those people who collect anime figures What does he do with them --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I bought this for my brother, is it cool?
Smackems 03/26/24 10:01:11 AM #2	Can he penis it? ~~yes it's neat~~ --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	what's your music hot take?
Smackems 03/26/24 9:56:24 AM #124	A lot of nu metal is really good and people just h8 on shit cuz it's popular --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Are you gonna get Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes?
Smackems 03/26/24 9:54:47 AM #3	I sho am Long as it reviews well. I still haven't played the tie in God Japan is knocking it out of the park this year huh there's so much cool shit but only so much money and time --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Last time you intentionally scared somebody
Smackems 03/26/24 9:54:13 AM #7	I intimidated an asshole a few weeks ago --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Starting Unicorn Overlord, give me tips and Chie's
Smackems 03/26/24 9:46:19 AM #13	Rika_Furude posted... Channeling my inner Fire Emblem with these level ups. Only a single HP most of the time? :/ what happens if a homie in my squad has their HP reduced to 0? Obviously they die for that map I guess but is there a permanent consequence or anything I need to watch out for? It's not permanent except for the highest difficulty which you can't unlock till beating the game. Feel free to let them die --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Bad Boys: Ride or Die trailer
Smackems 03/26/24 9:44:52 AM #10	Slap or Flinch --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Why did Tales ever kill the world map?
Smackems 03/26/24 9:24:04 AM #10	World maps have always been empty and dumb no matter the big series There may be some obscure indies out there that tried to rectify that but nobody cares about them --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	3 Doors Down vs. Matchbox 20
Smackems 03/26/24 9:11:36 AM #9	MB20 has like 2 songs I like vs 3DD having one, so the former --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Doing anything for Easter CE?
Smackems 03/26/24 9:03:56 AM #7	Not shit Exactly what I want --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Now that the dust has settled, Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom?
Smackems 03/26/24 8:50:33 AM #29	BotW was a better experience TotK wasn't different enough and some of the stuff they DID change just wasn't enough to make it as fresh. Still a great game, but when I look at how the experiences were, BotW takes the cake --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Johnny Somali got jumped by African Migrants in Israel
Smackems 03/25/24 11:05:30 PM #9	Agent_Stroud posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/29028d4a.jpg Fuckin lmao That's so stupid I love it --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Which fetish is worse - feet or armpits?
Smackems 03/25/24 10:41:31 PM #3	Everybody has their kink and that's ok But feet is far worse --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	Do you still like AVGN?
Smackems 03/25/24 10:06:07 PM #9	I do and I only started watching him like 4 years ago --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	I wonder why more ppl dont tech little dogs to use a box.
Smackems 03/25/24 10:04:02 PM #5	DrizztLink posted... They don't have a bury reflex, so you pretty much just have dog shit sitting on a pile of sand. Still better than a dog pad tbh especially for pee for bigger dogs --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
Topic	You ever feel like no one likes you?
Smackems 03/25/24 4:56:16 PM #48	Jagr_68 posted... Lmfao no goddamn some of you really do need hugs and tugs Be the change you want to see Get to tuggin --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
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