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TopicNow would be the perfect time for North Koreans to try and flee to the South
Sami1000
02/09/18 4:58:23 PM
#2
You can do it!
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TopicLittle girl overcome by emotion when she gets a puppy.
Sami1000
02/09/18 4:57:56 PM
#5
Two days later that dog got hit by a car and died. Then two days after that her mom got hit by the same car
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Topicape shall never kill ape
Sami1000
02/09/18 2:51:53 PM
#8

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TopicY'all ever deal with hemorrhoids?
Sami1000
02/09/18 10:48:43 AM
#10
Oh yes. I had once them so bad sitting longer than 15 min started hurting like mofo, and i couldn't get up without making some grunting sounds + curses. I had less troubling ones for like half my life.
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TopicNew anti-rape pants sell out fast in Germany
Sami1000
02/09/18 10:45:31 AM
#31
-The pants have an alarm (130dB) that is being triggered by someone pulling/tugging/tearing on them. It can also be activated manually if needed.


Damn. 130db is pretty loud. Here's list that gives some perspective.

50 dB refrigerator
50 - 75 dB washing machine
50 - 75 dB air conditioner
50 - 80 dB electric shaver
55 - 70 dB dishwasher
60 - 85 dB vacuum cleaner
60 - 95 dB hair dryer
65 - 80 dB alarm clock
75 - 85 dB flush toilet
80 dB ringing telephone
110 dB baby crying
90 - 115 dB subway
95 - 110 dB motorcycle
110 dB symphony concert
110 dB car horn
110 -120 dB rock concert
112 dB CD player on high
117 dB football game (stadium)
130 dB jackhammer, power drill
130 dB Vigilant Personal Alarms
140 dB airplane taking off
150 dB firecracker
157 dB balloon pop
162 dB fireworks (at 3 feet)
163 dB rifle
166 dB handgun
170 dB shotgun
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TopicGirl arrested for cutting the genitals of 37 men and sewing them to her face
Sami1000
02/09/18 8:30:01 AM
#8
i wish some girl would do that to me
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TopicFFXV Pocket Edition
Sami1000
02/09/18 8:07:04 AM
#8
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Lathissamus posted...
vbty3 posted...
At least 1/10 of the game is free.

Oh you have to pay for the rest that's lame


Haven't played it but I feel like I know phone games enough to know this is probably only true if you are impatient and don't want to actually earn stuff yourself. Don't play app games if you don't want a game that's all about grind

could be wrong obviously. Just playing the odds


Most free mobile games require insane amount of grind. For some i have played you could play few hours everyday for weeks to get to same part you could get in one hour with using some money.
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Topicare the Namek ppl from DBZ made of plants
Sami1000
02/09/18 8:03:42 AM
#7
Piccolos best line ever


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Topicare the Namek ppl from DBZ made of plants
Sami1000
02/09/18 7:34:36 AM
#4
Do they even need to eat? Afaik they need just water.
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TopicFormer WoW players - where did the game start going wrong?
Sami1000
02/08/18 4:19:21 PM
#22
One guy i knew stopped because he said the player base started to change to really toxic. It apparently became more about playing the certain way and players were acting like elitists.
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TopicRate how ugly this guy is
Sami1000
02/08/18 9:16:40 AM
#13
Above average looking guy. Not fan of the hair or tired face, but potential is there.
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TopicFather of 4 leaves his wife and kids to be with his sex doll.
Sami1000
02/08/18 9:14:27 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Sami1000 posted...
TheGrindery posted...
I'm of the opinion that sex dolls seem like necrophilia without the smell.


After giving it some thought i kinda feel the same way. Not judging anyone who wants a doll, hell i might buy one too at some point, but i can imagine how creepy it could feel.

...

You think the only difference between a sex toy and fucking a corpse is the smell...

CE sometimes man


Its very real looking and feeling doll that doesn't move or breath. No one said there's no difference between doll and person here. Just that it could feel really creepy to fuck one.
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TopicMan irons his son's genitals as after learning he was sexually assaulted.
Sami1000
02/08/18 8:36:56 AM
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chollima posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
A Saudi Arabian


DkgZZO0

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TopicFather of 4 leaves his wife and kids to be with his sex doll.
Sami1000
02/08/18 8:35:40 AM
#20
TheGrindery posted...
I'm of the opinion that sex dolls seem like necrophilia without the smell.


After giving it some thought i kinda feel the same way. Not judging anyone who wants a doll, hell i might buy one too at some point, but i can imagine how creepy it could feel.
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TopicAll you are and all you see
Sami1000
02/07/18 6:51:04 PM
#9
MabusIncarnate posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Friend with weed is friend indeed, but friend with gold is best i'm told.

I need lots of help.

Leprechaun in the Hood was a quality film.


Scary as fuck
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TopicAll you are and all you see
Sami1000
02/07/18 6:48:32 PM
#6
Friend with weed is friend indeed, but friend with gold is best i'm told.

I need lots of help.
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TopicFun fact: Toryama originally just wanted 19 and 20 as the villains after Frieza
Sami1000
02/07/18 6:43:57 PM
#44
DK9292 posted...
We know this.


I didn't.
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TopicI pierced my nose because I was bored. AMA
Sami1000
02/07/18 4:08:26 PM
#24
I took prince albert piercing the other day because i was bored.
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TopicSince Casey Affleck and James Franco are going down...
Sami1000
02/07/18 6:59:54 AM
#8
Mister_Spyker posted...
UGGHHhhh
So tired of all this.
I hope he didn't do it, but it's disgusting to see people asking the academy to revoke Oscars from people who are suspected sexual harrassers.
Wake UP! Those prizes were well deserved, they are excelect actors, regardless of whether they did something wrong or not. We are not celebrating their lifestyle, we are celebrating their amazing work. Learn to seperate the artist from his art. And he should attend the ceremony, regardless of his conduct. He is not there because of his conduct. He is there because of his contribution to film. The academy is not there to judge a person's behavior, there are institutions that already do that, they're called courts.


What??? I haven't been following any of this #metoo bullshit, or celebs life stuff in general, but if this is true it gives quite bit of power for women. Be innocent or not, but the doubts itself will stay long, if not forever for the accused people. Women can practically partially control the film industry or destroy whoever they want due to this shit.

If you get accused of being women beater or sexual harasser, it can leave stigma or leave some doubts about you for long time, and this can then for change prevent you from getting jobs on Disney films, or family friendly movies.
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TopicJust watched first episode of Breaking bad, does it get better?
Sami1000
02/07/18 3:09:59 AM
#1
It was pretty good for first episode though.
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TopicITT list human glitches
Sami1000
02/06/18 8:16:16 AM
#19
Well, theres that short guy who was born without limbs.
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TopicI hope you have a terrible day ce
Sami1000
02/06/18 8:09:33 AM
#8
I'm miserable person, so most days are kinda terrible.
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TopicIs being an atheist narcisistic?
Sami1000
02/06/18 6:05:45 AM
#11
Seems like religious people just can't understand what atheism is. Its not opinion, its not about being right, its just lack of belief in god/s and possibly to any supernatural stuff.
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TopicWhen is Sony releasing a new handheld
Sami1000
02/06/18 6:00:48 AM
#9
Sony proved that they are completely incompetent when it comes to handhelds with Vita. They put lots of effort at launch, and pretty much gave up after less than a year.

Switch is pretty much Vita 2 done right.
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TopicIt's dumb, but I would like to be a youtuber
Sami1000
02/06/18 5:31:31 AM
#9
You need to still act little bit, and it can be exhausting if it becomes your job. Still, if you start it i promise to sub for you.
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TopicBe honest: Are you the 1% of CE that's a respectable human being?
Sami1000
02/06/18 4:31:34 AM
#9
I'm a good person with lots of issues.
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TopicMy buddy is offering my a steal on his old PC rig.
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:49:23 AM
#7
If those parts work that's really cheap.
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TopicBlack licorice jelly beans are unholy
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:46:42 AM
#14
GODTIER posted...
Does anyone like black licorice?

I've never seen anyone eating it without being dared


Lol, Finnish, Swedish, German, Norwegians,Danish comes to mind. In Finland black liquorish and the salty kind are very very common. Hell, when you buy fruit candy mix it has 9\10 times black liquorish ones mixed as well. We have salty liquorish booze, ice creams, potato chips, energy drinks, chocolate etc.
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TopicBlack Panther is the best Marvel super hero.
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:41:04 AM
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foreveraIone posted...
Sami1000 posted...
How powerful is black panther compared to Spidey or even Thor?

dude is peak human.

he's comparable to Batman in a lot of ways.


So physically he's captain America?

Tezlok posted...
I am not sure how he stacks with Spidey. I want to say that Spidey is stronger and has better reflexes. he is nowhere near Thor levels though. this is talking comics btw. in the comics most people tend to be more powerful than in the movies. comic Thor is quite literally on god levels. he is comparable to Superman in terms of power levels. he's massively nerfed in the movies.


Yeah i know. I always wondered why thor was supposedly so powerful after only seeing him in the movie, but then i read how he is on the comics.
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TopicBlack licorice jelly beans are unholy
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:37:33 AM
#11
I would like to see you guys reaction if you got to try these http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/2e5851d1255010489fc136b5d7e35cd9/l.jpg

Its very strong salty black liquorice.
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TopicBlack Panther is the best Marvel super hero.
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:34:29 AM
#12
How powerful is black panther compared to Spidey or even Thor?
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TopicBlack licorice jelly beans are unholy
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:32:39 AM
#8
Are you telling me you don't like black liquorice or you like it?
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TopicIs Star Citizen dead?
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:28:39 AM
#2
I hope not. If it gets released and doesn't fail too much i will still buy gaming laptop or desktop capable to run that game.
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TopicWhat's the longest you've been friendless?
Sami1000
02/06/18 3:23:35 AM
#2
Completely friendless? About 4 years now.
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TopicWhat is the most sick you've ever been?
Sami1000
02/06/18 2:45:06 AM
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The_Juice_ posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
ton of real shit.


Yeah that's the worse stuff I was thinking when I made this. Knowing other people have had it that bad makes me feel comparatively less awful.


God damn. Sable's been through some serious shit.
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TopicWhat is the most sick you've ever been?
Sami1000
02/06/18 1:47:02 AM
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I haven't been really sick too frequently. Its either norovirus or one time few years ago i had 40c/104f fever. On the latter time while i waited to get to the doctor my fever came down little bit and i started sweating like i was in sauna.
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TopicDo you like -Gavirulax-?
Sami1000
02/05/18 10:46:32 PM
#18
Yeah. I haven't seen him even once insult anyone, or being annoying.
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TopicDo you believe dat all da good stuff from religion outweighs da bad?
Sami1000
02/05/18 10:44:35 PM
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Tbh, i don't know. Islam, aside i think religions can be good too. They give hope, comfort, and can make people try to improve themselves. Actually i think its 50/50 for bad and good ratio.
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Topicleft or middle or right?
Sami1000
02/05/18 10:23:01 PM
#6
Right has major crazy eyes. You will end up with your balls removed with her.
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TopicChi chi is horrible wife and stupid as fuck
Sami1000
02/05/18 5:46:00 PM
#48
A_Good_Boy posted...
Sami1000 posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
ForestLogic posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
She's actually a good wife


She's objectively not. She's a fucking domestic abuser.


Thats using our standards. She can't hurt Goku at all.


Uh. Someone doesn't need to be physically injured to constitute abuse.

Please tell me you understand that, right.


Yes i do. But if we are going that route... Goku is a terrible father.

Please tell me you understand that, right.

They're like a match made in heaven


Goku is a sayian. For Sayian standards he's Ned Flanders, hell even Vegeta is father of the year. They are great fathers for their half sayian kids. They're warrior race, its pretty obvious nothing their kids try will work for them if it isn't about getting stronger or fighting. Chi chi is only a human, who understands absolutely nothing about Sayians. She's like bear trying to raise eagles.

This is a pretty shitty excuse. Goku didn't even know he was a saiyan until their son was already 5 years old. And by then he's already sending their child off to spend time with a dude that dedicated his existence to enslaving the world and murdering her husband. Every one of Chi-Chi's gripes is completely understandable when you don't look at her from the lens of Goku.


It doesn't matter he didn't know he was a sayian, he still was one. Also, it was emergency to train Gohan. One guy came to earth out of nowhere who was way stronger than anyone else. Earth would had been almost gone if they didn't win. But yeah i agree, its better to die as a weakling than to get strong and have chance to live and safe billions of people and everyone you ever loved.
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Topic$1 trillion but no sex ever.
Sami1000
02/05/18 5:41:59 PM
#25
Easiest yes ever
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TopicOne of my least favorite words is hang
Sami1000
02/05/18 5:40:56 PM
#7
I hate the words "booty" and "tushy". Sounds fucking annoying.
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TopicTo those who've had it done, how bad does a wisdom teeth removal suck?
Sami1000
02/05/18 4:01:34 AM
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Aristoph posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
Aristoph posted...
I had 15 teeth pulled in one surgery, including 4 impacted wisdom teeth. They knocked me out, and I woke up in my recliner at home. They gave me a bottle of pain meds, but I didn't take any of them. Even with 15 teeth removed, it didn't really hurt much at all. Just a sort of dull ache for a few days.

Just go for it. You'll be glad you did in the long run.


15 teeth...what the fuck.


Yeah...my teeth were massively crooked. Like it would take a solid 20 minutes of flossing and I still wouldn't have gotten everything out of all the little cracks and crevices between my teeth. It made no difference how much I would brush, floss, or rinse. Every single time I went to the dentist I'd have another cavity.

I tried to get braces as a kid, but I had a really bad gag reflex and every time they'd press the putty onto my teeth it would make me gag and I would throw up and ruin the mold. And there's only so many times you can strap a 12 year old into a chair and make him puke on himself before he tells you to fuck off (for me it was 3 times, fwiw). After that I just stopped caring. And eventually just stopped brushing altogether. By the time I was 24 half my teeth were rotted, some of them cracked, and I think 7 of them had exposed nerves. I physically couldn't eat things as basic as an apple because if I had tried to bite into it I'd probably have taken a tooth out. I pretty much never smiled or laughed for fear of people seeing how nasty my teeth were.

Then my brother got engaged and asked me to be his best man. There was no way I was going to ruin my brother's wedding pictures by not even being able to smile, and there was also no way I was going to let him down and not be there for him on the biggest day of his life. So I decided to finally do something about it and got dental implants. Best decision of my life, tbh.

They pulled the front 5 along with the back molar and wisdom tooth on either side on my upper jaw, as well as both molars and the wisdom tooth from both sides on my lower jaw. Replaced the front 5 with an implant bridge (3 titanium screws) and the first molar on either side of the bottom with 1 screw each. They said if I felt there wasn't enough surface on just the first set of molars for chewing properly they could go back in and add screws & implants for the second molars later if needed, but I haven't had any issues at all so we didn't do the second molars.

They look fantastic. I never worry about being self-conscious because of my smile anymore. They feel like real teeth, too. I know they're there and even I have a hard time telling the difference. People are always shocked when they find out they're fake. And they're pretty hardcore badass to boot. The ceramic they use for the implants is so strong you can literally take a hammer and drive it into a block of wood like a nail without chipping them. And the titanium screws are cemented into the jawbone so firmly that if someone were to grab them with a pair of pliers and rip them out, they would actually take a chunk of my jawbone out before the screws came loose. XD


did you get 15 implants? How much did that cost?
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TopicDamn, boogy2988 is actually looking pretty good (6 month post surgery update)
Sami1000
02/05/18 3:35:19 AM
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Tropicalwood posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Kaiganeer posted...
he's gonna look like a deflated bouncy house if he ever gets to a normal weight


Yep. Lots and lots of loose skin. He can become a human flying squirrel.

Shit, now I want to see boogie jumping out of a plane and using his excess skin as a wingsuit.


There's one comedian/actor in my country who had been really fat his whole life. I was surprised to see him on the tv after all these years, and he was very thin, like normal weight. Then i saw the skin under his chin. it looked actually disgusting. Looked like a fucking elephant's vagina or something.
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TopicMy dad passed away about an hour ago.
Sami1000
02/05/18 3:32:24 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Lordgold666 posted...
Hang in there

Srs how are tobacco/nicotine products legal??


Its because they have been legal for so long. Hell, for long time no one took them seriously at all. You can thank all soulless fucks who work in the industry. If smoking were made illegal there would HUGE increase in crime everywhere, and strikes and what not. Hell, those sick fucks who work in the industry haven't made or tried to do a damn thing to at least make them less toxic, they have actually made cigs WAY MORE toxic by adding thousands of flavors and things that make them burn slower, which many are causing cancer.

Also, i'm really sorry for your loss tc, and your bro as well. I can't even imagine how bad you guys must feel.


smoking kills us all, always hate when someone lights a cigarette nearby around the bus stop.


Even though i am a smoker, i have never smoked when there's kids on the buss stop or when there's mother with a baby. If one appears i put the cig out. I don't know how many smokers are as considerate as i am, but i don't want to poison anyone else.
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