Current Events > $1 trillion but no sex ever.

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Scotty_Rogers
02/05/18 11:52:32 AM
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and if you have sex you go to da booty house for a lifetime

would you do it
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GAMERCAMRY
02/05/18 11:53:47 AM
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i'm a virgin and i'm not getting any close to any females at all, so i'll take it.
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Carlbertomfg
02/05/18 11:54:14 AM
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100% in.
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Hairy-man
02/05/18 11:54:49 AM
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Nah
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1234Life
02/05/18 11:55:06 AM
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GAMERCAMRY posted...
i'm a virgin and i'm not getting any close to any females at all, so i'll take it.


Based on your sig, you're obviously a weirdo. Quit being weird!
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Scotty_Rogers
02/05/18 11:59:03 AM
#6:


No! Sex!

Ayyyyyyyyyyy!
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Kajagogo
02/05/18 12:07:41 PM
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Yes I would.
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Tmaster148
02/05/18 12:09:34 PM
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_Schwarzlicht_
02/05/18 12:10:18 PM
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Important question: what is 'da booty house' exactly?
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Amazon_Shampoo
02/05/18 12:10:37 PM
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Yup, my girlfriend is asexual anyway, so it would actually make things easier over all.
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FrenchCrunch
02/05/18 12:11:22 PM
#11:


a million times yes
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gguirao
02/05/18 5:13:35 PM
#12:


Deal. I doubt I'll ever have sex, anyway.
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Vita_Aeterna
02/05/18 5:17:33 PM
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Maybe if I was aged 35+
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Bishop9800
02/05/18 5:17:51 PM
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No
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TheCyborgNinja
02/05/18 5:19:15 PM
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I'd rather have no sex than butt sex. With a trillion dollars though, I could easily live with any other compromises.
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thecoolgu
02/05/18 5:19:50 PM
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I'll take the money duh.
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-Unowninator-
02/05/18 5:20:11 PM
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gguirao posted...
Deal. I doubt I'll ever have sex, anyway.

This.
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SoIidLegacy
02/05/18 5:21:00 PM
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Provided I still get to deed, sure.
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lightwarrior78
02/05/18 5:26:14 PM
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My normal life plus a trillion bucks? Sounds good to me.
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Electrokinesis
02/05/18 5:27:35 PM
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I've gone nearly thirty years without sex. For a trillion dollars I'll gladly go another forty or however long I have left.
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flussence
02/05/18 5:27:39 PM
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what's that in real money, 50 yuan?
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ThanksUglyGod
02/05/18 5:34:13 PM
#22:


I'd chop off my dick for $1 trillion, fuckumean
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DeanAuryn
02/05/18 5:38:55 PM
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I get my girlfriend to jack me off while I worship her feet. So thats technically not sex.

I'll take the trillion and still keep doing what I do.
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Rain_Dust
02/05/18 5:40:20 PM
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This is the ultimate paradox. As soon as ANYONE knows you have that much money they will be throwing their ass in your face. Male or female.
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Sami1000
02/05/18 5:41:59 PM
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Easiest yes ever
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Scotty_Rogers
02/05/18 5:42:46 PM
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@Electrokinesis posted...
I've gone nearly thirty years without sex. For a trillion dollars I'll gladly go another forty or however long I have left.


How old are you fam
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AcrobaticError
02/05/18 5:43:47 PM
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Of course.
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Kanaya413
02/05/18 5:43:58 PM
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gguirao posted...
Deal. I doubt I'll ever have sex, anyway.

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Pepys Monster
02/05/18 5:46:17 PM
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No deal. I like to imagine that I'll have sex again someday. The trillion would deprive me of that fantasy.
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DD Divine
02/05/18 5:53:59 PM
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Do all sex acts count??
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MedeaLysistrata
02/05/18 6:05:47 PM
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you could probably build a fucking island-3 space colony with a trillion dollars
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
02/05/18 6:06:42 PM
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Give me the money.
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ProtoManSPx
02/05/18 6:15:29 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Give me the money.
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Teddytalks
02/05/18 6:20:07 PM
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Rain_Dust posted...
This is the ultimate paradox. As soon as ANYONE knows you have that much money they will be throwing their ass in your face. Male or female.


This makes the decision hard.
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Jtrunks
02/05/18 6:26:51 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
you could probably build a fucking island-3 space colony with a trillion dollars

hell, you could fund a small private army with that. So much for going to the "Booty house" for life. They wouldnt be able to touch you unless they want to go to war.
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DarkTransient
02/05/18 6:30:06 PM
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TheJBD
02/05/18 6:31:39 PM
#37:


Sign me up.
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Zodd3224
02/05/18 6:37:34 PM
#38:


Nope
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YamiJustin
02/06/18 12:59:06 AM
#39:


Amazon_Shampoo posted...
Yup, my girlfriend is asexual anyway, so it would actually make things easier over all.


Ughh those people are the absolute worst. Sorry to hear it
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YamiJustin
02/06/18 1:01:16 AM
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Also a trillion dollars is insane.. probably would have people trying to kill you.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/06/18 1:02:02 AM
#41:


>trillion dollars
>infinite buttsex

whats the downside
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Doctor Foxx
02/06/18 1:03:35 AM
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I'd give up any future sex for a trillion fuck yeah.

That's do anything money

That's fix a lot of problems money

YamiJustin posted...
Amazon_Shampoo posted...
Yup, my girlfriend is asexual anyway, so it would actually make things easier over all.


Ughh those people are the absolute worst. Sorry to hear it

Rude
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Itachi157
02/06/18 1:16:49 AM
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Deal.
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