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TopicRate the 'HBO-Go' movie I just watched, Day 16: Batman Begins
Sami1000
02/15/18 11:23:37 AM
#3
7/10.
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TopicC/D: You've given up.
Sami1000
02/15/18 11:22:10 AM
#112
In life? Absolutely.
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TopicThis country has long decided children being shot doesn't matter
Sami1000
02/15/18 11:05:31 AM
#151
Caution999 posted...
LinksLiege posted...
Caution999 posted...
Mentally ill people who want to kill are going to kill. You dont take away guns from law abiding citizens because one lunatic went off. We have a right to protect our property and our families.

Everyone has guns or nobody has guns. Those are the only two options in your head. Nothing else whatsoever. At all.


Slippery slope, pal. In all actuality, bombs are far more dangerous since they come with the possibility of setting it up to explode remotely. I seem to recall a terroist attack from a backpack up north.,..

Guess what you need to create a bomb? An internet connection and a trip to Lowes and some household items.

Guns you have to go through a background check at least. People that want to murder will murder - theyre not stupid


Bombs would be far more efficient way to kill people and kill more of them as well. How many people do it with bombs instead of guns? Tell me how many school bombings happens in countries where there are strict gun laws?
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TopicTrump signs bill revoking Obama-era gun checks for people with Mental illness
Sami1000
02/15/18 10:50:44 AM
#22
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump revokes it because it brings him more money or for his rich asshole friends. either way its for self gain, not best for your country.
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TopicShould we allow people from violent cultures into our country?
Sami1000
02/15/18 5:50:22 AM
#7
Pretty good, nice job tc
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TopicAre these the biggest boobs you've ever seen?
Sami1000
02/14/18 1:36:24 PM
#37
She must have crazy bad back issues
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TopicIf you could, would you avoid paying taxes?
Sami1000
02/14/18 1:35:01 PM
#11
I wouldn't, even if it was absolutely 100% guaranteed i wouldn't get caught. I have pretty strong moral codes i follow.
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TopicHow many hrs of sleep do you average a night?
Sami1000
02/14/18 12:57:12 PM
#53
I sleep really badly. I'd estimate that it takes me like 4 hours to start to sleep. If i try to sleep 8 hours the first 4 hours are kinda like very light sleep or partially being awake, so i have very hard time getting up from bed. I need naps every day and sometimes more than once.
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TopicWoahhVicky reveals the secret to becoming a millionaire
Sami1000
02/14/18 12:11:32 PM
#11
Everyone knows what you need to become a millionaire. You need shit ton of money. I recommend buying pair of very nice golf shoes and then fuck off, and then fuck back on. Keep repeating until you can comfortably fuck away at any time.
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TopicAren't cds more "clear" than an mp3 can ever be?
Sami1000
02/14/18 12:03:05 PM
#26
Asherlee10 posted...
I'm impressed to see so many knowledgeable people on CE regarding digital music quality.

I'm totally ignorant to it, but definitely learned a few things from you guys.

You guys are wicked smaht.


No, you're wicked smaht
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TopicWould you say everyone is shallow to a certain extent?
Sami1000
02/14/18 11:59:17 AM
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-Gavirulax- posted...
Absolutely, it's human nature.

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TopicI licked a stripper's private parts tonight.
Sami1000
02/14/18 5:06:18 AM
#23
Chicken posted...
So you had crab for dinner.


*audience laughs*
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TopicWhite Girl gets FIRED for RACIAL PROFILING Black Women at Applebees!!
Sami1000
02/14/18 2:10:24 AM
#8
YourDrunkFather posted...
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
You cant confuse two people without it being racist?


Ya...don't get how that's automatically means it's profiling. Unless I missed something I don't get why the race card is being pulled here.


Race is being pulled here, because its good way to turn the situation to your favor by saying the magic words.
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TopicYou're on the sinking Titanic in 1912. Do you jump, board a lifeboat, or wait?
Sami1000
02/14/18 2:06:58 AM
#7
KillerKhan420 posted...
Yeah it's pretty mean but who the fuck wouldn't want to be on a life boat in that situation? Jumping off it would be the next best bet, you might get picked up eventually and you wouldn't get caught up getting sucked underwater as the ship went down.


You can survive about 20-30 min MAX at icy water before you get into so bad shape you die. Rescue boat was hours away you are as good as dead if you plan to stay on the water and wait.
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TopicYou're on the sinking Titanic in 1912. Do you jump, board a lifeboat, or wait?
Sami1000
02/14/18 2:04:20 AM
#5
2. Get on a lifeboat (you're considered a coward if you're not a woman or a child, but whatever).


I don't give fuck if people think i'm a coward, i want to live just like everyone else, well not really, but i'm not going to die extremely painful way. Women can say whatever they want, but why should they allowed to live just because they happen to be women?

If i wouldn't get into life boat i would try to take something that can stay floating, back bag and put clothes in there and hope they won't get wet. Next i would try to see if its possible to get of the boat without jumping from too high.
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TopicWould you rather get hunted by the Creeper or the Predator?
Sami1000
02/14/18 1:38:01 AM
#23
Creeper. It will chase you for one night/day every 25+ years. It can actually be killed though its not easy. Fire could likely work, or you could make a bomb and threaten to explode yourself if it doesn't fuck off as a last resort.

Predator is fucking alien life form with high tech shit and is by far more lethal than Creeper.

With Creeper i have a chance, with Predator i have not.
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TopicIf you had to, which area on your body would you get laser hair removal on?
Sami1000
02/14/18 1:31:53 AM
#8
If i could choose my ass it would be my number 1 choice. Second would be my back.

Out of those i have to choose armpit. I like beard, crotch is tempting but i can shave them off if i ever want, nipple and chest are doesn't matter to me at all.
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TopicI like how these new male sex dolls are turning out.
Sami1000
02/13/18 11:22:32 PM
#7
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
That is genuinely disturbing. Its not horrifying in the same way that watching a Cartel execution is NSFL bad, but what is even the point of putting shit like that into the world, do you think?


Lol
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TopicSex robots will be da biggest challenge for men dis year
Sami1000
02/13/18 5:45:29 PM
#20
Asherlee10 posted...
As with the inverse that we've discussed on CE at length, those women that prefer non-human interaction and a doll for sex will be removed the market (though they probably already were) and men also win because there is less of a chance to encounter a woman who only wants something like a robotic sex doll.

It's win/win.


No its not! Female sex dolls are one thing, but these fucking things have UNSTOPPABLE BIONIC DICKS!! Not fair!!!!
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TopicExtinct Species
Sami1000
02/13/18 3:13:22 PM
#3
Vyrulisse posted...
Childhood is rooting for the T-Rex, Adulthood is realizing the Triceratops is the real king.


Sabretooth is the king imo.
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Topic"Your average policeman is stronger than any superhero"
Sami1000
02/13/18 3:09:18 PM
#7
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=167s&v=ioFb3DaFcBE

Made me remember this video, for some reason. I guess that cop felt like superhero.
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TopicThe USA is ranked 17th in quality of life
Sami1000
02/13/18 3:04:52 PM
#23
This again? Let's see if round two is as interesting as first. I can already sense the anger building up.
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TopicYou have $500 to waste....would you ask a hot chick to smash for 500?
Sami1000
02/13/18 3:02:05 PM
#12
I would rather eat the 500$ than pay for someone to have sex with me.
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Topicthe best user on ce
Sami1000
02/13/18 4:53:30 AM
#57
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Key posted...
yeah. You're one of the few posters I remember talking to that I still see. Most of them left or maybe still post under different names and I justy don't know

im surprised this account made it this long, tbh. i had to go through like 25 other accounts before i stopped being a dumbass lol.


25??? I have only this, no alts. Why did you devote so much to this site to make that many accounts?
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TopicOnly I Shall Post in This Topic!
Sami1000
02/13/18 4:50:37 AM
#7
Capital_Tenant posted...
Sami1000 posted...


Here is horse farting video

I TOLD YOU ALL NOT TO COME HERE


Oh right, you did. Sorry. But hey, what about the video? Did you watch it?
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TopicHow many guys do you think end up settling for a girl they don't want?
Sami1000
02/13/18 4:49:25 AM
#7
No sane girl or guy would do that.
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Topicask choco anything
Sami1000
02/13/18 4:46:13 AM
#21
Which is better or pea soup?
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TopicOnly I Shall Post in This Topic!
Sami1000
02/13/18 4:44:38 AM
#5


Here is horse farting video
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TopicONN Poll: Is this dress black and blue or white and gold?
Sami1000
02/13/18 4:25:01 AM
#49
As usual people look it with different screens. Some monitors, especially laptop screens can have very inaccurate colors.
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Topiccome look at my legs
Sami1000
02/13/18 2:53:45 AM
#32
I have legs too
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TopicI'll never understand dude's who just send out random dick pics >_>
Sami1000
02/13/18 2:32:56 AM
#6
TopicI'm gonna eat some ice cream and there's no damn thing you can do to stop me!
Sami1000
02/13/18 2:26:53 AM
#15
thronedfire2 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
chill02 posted...
it better be Tillamook Cookies 'n Creme


It will be god damn black licorice with hint of despair!


the hint of despair is implied when you say black licorice


Damn right! I don't know how northern Europe, UK, Germany has developed taste for that fucking tasty thing, and rest of the world can't fucking stand it!
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TopicI'm gonna eat some ice cream and there's no damn thing you can do to stop me!
Sami1000
02/13/18 2:18:13 AM
#11
I just ate the whole bowl. Imagine melting a lot of black licorice and pouring it onto ice cream that already tastes like black licorice. God damn.
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Topic18yo female Russian figure skater indulges in Japanese media
Sami1000
02/13/18 1:25:39 AM
#13
If she fell on her butt the ice would melt
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TopicSo why exactly do you have to pay for child support if you don't live with...
Sami1000
02/13/18 1:00:06 AM
#6
SageHarpuia posted...
Ideally this would only happen in situations where the father left the mother and child in a situation where the mother was incapable of pulling both of their weight.


So, in other words the law is sexist. Law sees women as people who don't work and who must stay in the home and do chores and stuff.
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TopicI'm gonna eat some ice cream and there's no damn thing you can do to stop me!
Sami1000
02/13/18 12:56:14 AM
#10
kingdrake2 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
chill02 posted...
it better be Tillamook Cookies 'n Creme


It will be god damn black licorice with hint of despair!


Omg ><.


I'm Finnish, we love that shit! I'm gonna finnish my bowl of ice cream like a man!

http://www.lily.fi/sites/lily/files/user/25381/2015/06/image_48.jpg
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TopicWhat is Satan's endgame?
Sami1000
02/13/18 12:55:11 AM
#25
Pretty much just stop and enjoy the fame and riches while Goku does all the heavy lifting
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TopicI'm gonna eat some ice cream and there's no damn thing you can do to stop me!
Sami1000
02/13/18 12:51:18 AM
#8
chill02 posted...
it better be Tillamook Cookies 'n Creme


It will be god damn black licorice with hint of despair!
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TopicI'm gonna eat some ice cream and there's no damn thing you can do to stop me!
Sami1000
02/13/18 12:50:01 AM
#5
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
*buys you more ice cream*

here ya hehe.. go.


No! NO! i'm gonna eat THIS ice cream and this ice cream only and you can't have any!
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TopicI'm gonna eat some ice cream and there's no damn thing you can do to stop me!
Sami1000
02/13/18 12:47:36 AM
#1
I'm going to eat the whole thing!
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TopicMy wife was impregnated by another man
Sami1000
02/13/18 12:05:32 AM
#15
I don't know if you get mad at me, but i still got to say this. The real reason she says you will be fantastic father is that she don't want to get an abort and the real father won't be around, and she needs someone to support her.

I don't know how you two get along or anything, but this is how it seems to me.
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TopicRate my Five favorite bands of all time
Sami1000
02/12/18 9:12:56 PM
#9
Never heard about any of those.
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Topici love you
Sami1000
02/12/18 9:08:51 PM
#9
No, you don't. You never loved me, if you did you would had been there for me, but you didn't. All you did was hang out with _Morningstar, and Burgess and Chill02.
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TopicWhen was the last time you vomited?
Sami1000
02/12/18 8:48:39 PM
#33
Couple of years ago when i had migraine.
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Topicity's 2:30 am Ask me anything
Sami1000
02/12/18 8:46:58 PM
#16
FF_Redux posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Don't you be fucking lying to me boy! Its 3:42, not 02:30.


pddt


Don't you be cursing at me!
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Topicity's 2:30 am Ask me anything
Sami1000
02/12/18 8:42:05 PM
#11
Don't you be fucking lying to me boy! Its 3:42, not 02:30.
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TopicWhat was the best DB(Z) World Martial Arts Tournament fight?
Sami1000
02/12/18 8:35:23 PM
#11
VTBM posted...
Krillin vs Bacterian


https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=67s&v=mnbYC8oKVyU
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TopicWhat was the best DB(Z) World Martial Arts Tournament fight?
Sami1000
02/12/18 8:27:36 PM
#10
All DB tournaments were awesome.
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