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Topicshortest weekend of the year
Robot2600
03/09/24 8:46:30 PM
#1
-1 hour

we should just always fall back, twice a year, and fuck the sun. we need a boost.

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TopicHow many slices of pizza did you eat today?
Robot2600
03/09/24 8:38:38 PM
#32
3

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TopicDo the FRIENDS writers straight up forget that Ross and Monica are siblings?
Robot2600
03/09/24 8:38:07 PM
#19
fellas is it gay to hug your sister

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Topicremember those movies creep and creep 2?
Robot2600
03/09/24 7:07:05 PM
#1
legit scary and hilarious

those movies go hard

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TopicPierce Brosnan was the best James Bond
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:47:54 PM
#15
but pierce brosnan has zero sex appeal i said it

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TopicWhat should I choose as my starter in Pokemon Sun Redux?
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:46:26 PM
#4
larvitar

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TopicAlmost all my friends are girls and I'm not interested in any of them
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:45:01 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9efd5626.jpg

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TopicXddd lol
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:44:04 PM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/ca0bf472.jpg

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TopicConfession: I let the dogs out
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:43:21 PM
#10
I've always known where the shaker of salt was.

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TopicWhat should I choose as my starter in Pokemon Sun Redux?
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:42:24 PM
#2
i need pics of these narato craps

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TopicHow often do you guys have to cut your nails?
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:41:03 PM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


my diet is mostly TUMS and snail shells so I have a high excess of calcium carbonate in my system.

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TopicB/c we are inside and I am not wearing sunglasses, you may twist the blame
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:39:46 PM
#1
I wear my sunglasses outside.

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TopicConfession: I let the dogs out
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:35:42 PM
#6
I put the screw in the tuna.

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TopicAfter 20 years i finally dodged 200 lightning bolts
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:35:04 PM
#3
did u mute the tv like i always say?

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TopicThief stole elderly couple's van every night and returned it in the morning
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:34:40 PM
#14
the part where he crashes the car at the end

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TopicHow often do you guys have to cut your nails?
Robot2600
03/09/24 4:32:59 PM
#2
2 or 3 times a day. at least.

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Topicfuck diablo 2
Robot2600
03/09/24 1:33:06 PM
#5
to be clear ive found zod before, this is ladder, it's been online for 2 weeks only.

people actually claiming they've found 10 hrs in 2 weeks.

as Sub_Tank said--you could spend 1000 hours and not find a hr, so it's really not feasible.

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Topic$4,000,000,000 but it rains every day for the rest of you life.
Robot2600
03/09/24 1:31:07 PM
#16
bow to your new god of storms

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TopicNinja Sex Party - Dance 'Til You Stop
Robot2600
03/09/24 1:29:46 PM
#5
a masterclass in how to under-use tom cardy

jfc the biggest waste of tom cardy

more tom cardy!!!

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TopicWhat was it like posting on gamefaqs in da late 1900s?
Robot2600
03/09/24 12:46:13 PM
#12
itt: people don't know what late 1900s means

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Topicfuck diablo 2
Robot2600
03/09/24 12:44:55 PM
#3
exactly 0 zods

but there's all these people like "i got 10 high runes in 6 hours of farming cows"

my ass

they got it in 2 hours of farming d2whatever.com with their credit card

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Topicfuck diablo 2
Robot2600
03/09/24 12:42:46 PM
#1
fuck this game why do i play this crap

goddamn fucking high rune drop rate bullshit

goddamn clickers getting everything before me

never get lucky, never get nothin

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TopicShrinkflation
Robot2600
03/09/24 12:39:51 PM
#8
because everyone working for major corporations is just trying to shit all over the product, extract as much wealth as they can, and then move to another corporation in 4 years

like fucking locusts

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TopicGreetings m'lady, could I interest you in a fresh portion of
Robot2600
03/09/24 10:46:36 AM
#8
Sans colorant*

*peut contenir du colorant


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TopicI saw Biden's speech,he'd destroy Trump in a debate harder than last time
Robot2600
03/09/24 10:43:57 AM
#7
I heard Santa Claus is real.

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TopicHave you ever known someone who lied on their resume and put a college degree
Robot2600
03/09/24 10:42:46 AM
#7
GranTurismo posted...
do any of you even kinda sympathize with the people who do this? like society places too much importance on college degrees that you sometimes aren't using at your work?

lol no i don't sympathize with them at all. i use my 3 degrees everyday.

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TopicChess opp was up 9+ but I still managed to draw
Robot2600
03/08/24 7:43:15 PM
#2
chess.com wont let me review. export to lichess?

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TopicThe framerate in princess peach showtime is atrocious.
Robot2600
03/08/24 7:29:37 PM
#18
that'd be $2000

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TopicIsn't it interesting how all Superman's villains are predators of a super?
Robot2600
03/08/24 7:26:02 PM
#2
lex luther ---> martin luther

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TopicThe framerate in princess peach showtime is atrocious.
Robot2600
03/08/24 7:24:41 PM
#13
kinda pathetic console gamers play at 30fps tbh

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TopicCan an MTG expert help explain how these cards interact?
Robot2600
03/08/24 6:42:03 PM
#7
DirkDiggles posted...
Has no affect on Blightsteel. Blightsteel re-enters your library, not the battlefield.


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TopicTeach me life hacks
Robot2600
03/08/24 5:37:18 PM
#15
life hack: don't eat apple cores and banana peels

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TopicIsn't it interesting how all Spider-Man's villains are predators of a spider?
Robot2600
03/08/24 5:35:21 PM
#39
Sandman ---> designed to be anti-spiderman in terms of power. punches won't work. webs wont work. see: hydroman.
Kraven ---> spiderman but he's just a dude. uses nets like webs. tracking for spider sense.
Shocker ---> another engineer like peter. builds shock gauntlets instead of web. peter parker but he's bad.

Venom ---> spiderman but he's evil.
Carnage ---> Venom but he's super saijin.


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TopicIsn't it interesting how all Spider-Man's villains are predators of a spider?
Robot2600
03/08/24 5:03:14 PM
#37
Dudebusters posted...
Do Rhino and Goblin and Sandman and Vulture and Electro and Mysterio and Kraven and Shocker next

Rhino ---> Another foil. spider small. rhino big. we thought about elephant but rhinos seemed dumber.
Goblin ---> Goblins and Spiders are Halloween decorations

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TopicA picture of a fluffeh chonky kitty.
Robot2600
03/08/24 4:54:41 PM
#4
i have one of those double stuff oreo cats

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TopicIsn't it interesting how all Spider-Man's villains are predators of a spider?
Robot2600
03/08/24 4:53:10 PM
#30
octopus is a foil ---> they both have 8 legs

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TopicWhat if a game developer made a game where if you die in the game
Robot2600
03/08/24 4:03:10 PM
#12
what if we're all already playing it...right now :O

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TopicI still can't believe Bad Box Art Megaman is a Street Fighter character
Robot2600
03/08/24 3:56:50 PM
#3
BlueAnnihilator posted...
At the time, that inclusion was such a kick in the nuts to MM fans lol

no it wasn't.

mega man 9 and 10 were recently released and they embraced the bad box art and the fans fucking loved it

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TopicWhy are butts hot
Robot2600
03/08/24 2:42:17 PM
#40
that tree is stacked

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TopicU.S. government denies any knowledge of alien technology
Robot2600
03/08/24 2:39:42 PM
#26
bruh, we are a technological civilization. obviously the odds arent fuckign zero.

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TopicDie one year sooner every time you take $125,000
Robot2600
03/08/24 12:37:20 AM
#39
2 years i guess? then buy a house for 250,000

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TopicPresident Obama said the nuclear family is a good thing.
Robot2600
03/08/24 12:36:10 AM
#4
parent approves of being a parent

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TopicYou know you're old when you still remember Laser Discs
Robot2600
03/08/24 12:33:20 AM
#6
ahh yes middle school french class

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Topicwhat game is the emperor playing in DUNE 2 *marked spoilers*
Robot2600
03/07/24 11:37:58 PM
#1
He's playing a board game and it looks like go except they have some larger pyramids that he moves like a rook.

Have they ever talked about this game in Dune lore? Or is it just that? Go with some kind of rook piece that can move around? Perhaps the rook piece is symbolic of the spacing guild--after all the emperor will move a large pyramid quite literally to Dune at the end

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Topic*does a sick wobble glide dance*
Robot2600
03/07/24 11:00:07 PM
#1
*spin moonwalks*

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