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TopicWhy are people saying Last Jedi destroyed Luke's character? *spoilers*
NinjaBreakfast
12/18/19 10:19:59 AM
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Because the people who say this want an old man to start doing badass ninja flips and wield ten lightsabers and basically be whatever the EU luke was.

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TopicCop admits he told homeless man to lick urinal to avoid arrest
NinjaBreakfast
12/18/19 7:56:07 AM
#3
acab

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TopicStar Wars 52 percent on RT RN
NinjaBreakfast
12/18/19 7:15:03 AM
#33
They tried too hard to appease all the angry nerds and ended up pleasing nobody.

Should've gotten RJ in again to make another, interesting and adventurous in relative terms, SW film instead of buckets and buckets of endless fan service and call backs.

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TopicLiterally Watchmen. Literally no topic. *SPOILERS*
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 6:37:50 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Also didn't that Senator tell Looking Glass that he was 'using the dumb racists for something bigger' (he worded it another way but yall get it, iirc he said something demeaning about the racists) only for the finale to show that the 'something bigger' was just racist shit? I feel like that was a good opportunity to make that character more complex and they kinda fumbled it.
probably specifically meant becoming a god rather than becoming president

also i think it's perfectly in character to think of the grunts as being dumb racists but think of the higher ups in cyclops as ubermensch

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TopicLiterally Watchmen. Literally no topic. *SPOILERS*
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 6:35:28 PM
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the veidt stuff was pretty slapdash but I think it makes total sense thematically in the context of the show, that this artificial peace based on deception and fear, and the architect of same, is bad. that trusting in people and our processes is a good ideal to hold. i think there's also a point being made about the 'wrong' characters being heralded as epic badasses a la rorschach in the original comics.

people can complain it's not the 'same' as the original but...why would it be? why should it be? 30 years on and the peace manipulated by veidt is bursting at the seams. even he sees that. another broadly nihilistic, gotcha ending only perpetuates that cycle again.

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TopicPeople say Santa should now be female or gender neutral and suggest new name.
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 6:10:20 PM
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joe rogan getting performatively annoyed at a daily mail article literally making something up in order to garner 'pc gone mad!' clicks, the self perpetuating cycle of faux outrage is really something

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TopicLiterally Watchmen. Literally no topic. *SPOILERS*
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 6:07:50 PM
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not sure how much i like how neatly wrapped up everything was but i think it was thematically consistent for sure. like stuff like adrian getting arrested was a bit out of the blue but totally makes sense in context.

i also like how they managed to end on an ambiguous note in any case

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TopicWatched Attack of the Clones for the first time in years.
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 5:08:50 PM
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Trelve posted...
Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett Luke!

Did I ever tell you l fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time!

Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack.

Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
lollll

was just watching the new cosmonaut variety hour vid which does a bit like this too

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Topic'The Rise of Skywalker' takes flight after the rise of the 'Star Wars' trolls
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 4:26:41 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Me? As an author
Lol

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TopicNew York Times publishes some real dogshit
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 4:22:56 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Lol no he doesn't

UnholyMudcrab posted...
I am embarrassed for you
Dude is clearly trying to do a friend buddy pal, just ignore him

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TopicFirst reactions to RoS: not the best Star Wars movie but the ultimate SW movie
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 4:11:58 PM
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I'm begging you all, please read the tweets in the op

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TopicAdam Driver Controversy: He walked out of NPR after hearing his voice
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 4:11:11 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Haha I thought it would be funny to imply that youre not self-conscious enough on the internet but in hindsight that's really fucking dumb so I'll just say that if I were you I'd feel embarrassed"- your stupid ass

give it up bro I'm not a fucking teen on R/HH anymore
this is a really weird reading of it

Also you're basically the least threatening most non serious person ever, "I'm grown now >:(" lol just cos you wanna be an edgy media reactionary dude on ce

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TopicAdam Driver Controversy: He walked out of NPR after hearing his voice
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:46:55 PM
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if I was on the same level of thoroughly embarrassing I probably would be but go off

Also randomly bolding words doesn't make you the quartering or whoever dude

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TopicAdam Driver Controversy: He walked out of NPR after hearing his voice
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:40:30 PM
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You're nowhere near self conscious enough about how you sound/act

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TopicIf Anakin brought balance to the Force *SPOILERS*
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:38:23 PM
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It's cos the entire star wars canon and universe is full of hokey bullshit

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TopicAdam Driver Controversy: He walked out of NPR after hearing his voice
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:31:52 PM
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Adam Driver is cool. That's a pretty rough phobia to have.

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TopicFirst reactions to RoS: not the best Star Wars movie but the ultimate SW movie
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:30:42 PM
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Holy shit lolll @ the earnest po faced replies itt

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TopicCongressman Steve King duped by Twitter user MuellerDad69
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:27:23 PM
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Who's that one Muslim guy who's always posting stuff like this and changing his username to something like 'Muslim chef' or whatever job he's pretending to have, it's a funny bit

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TopicTRoS reviews already coming in... spoilers.
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:26:27 PM
#61
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
I wish there were a way to ignore people who use "Marvel humor" as a dig against Star Wars movies, but only when they talk about Star Wars movies. Some of you are pretty intelligent, but goddamn did you go off the rails somewhere.
Having everybody talk like robots who have read half a Shakespeare play like in the prequels >>>

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Topic'The Rise of Skywalker' takes flight after the rise of the 'Star Wars' trolls
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:21:14 PM
#84
Thomp you have a real flare for the sort of meekly pathetic melodramatic I gotta say "protesting what the series has become!" lolll

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TopicTrump refuses to back recognition of Armenian Genocide after Erdogan threat
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:13:39 PM
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Lol remember yesterday when ppl were like hell yeah Americans don't care about that threat, we happily recognise our genocides!

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Topic'The Rise of Skywalker' takes flight after the rise of the 'Star Wars' trolls
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 3:09:26 PM
#80
All the star wars weirdos are def gamergate adjacent

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TopicMy girl Tulsi needs ONE MILLION DOLLARS by the year-end to stay competitive.
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 2:24:41 PM
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Just needs an onlyfans

Actually no, I imagine her most avid fanboys would like idk pirate her stuff

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TopicJLo's acting in Hustlers was ok, but nowhere near award worthy
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 1:44:38 PM
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I've seen monster in law and her performance in hustlers is definitely Oscar worthy by comparison to that

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TopicWatched Attack of the Clones for the first time in years.
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 6:50:07 AM
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You know what's also stupid, how people imagine SW only became this huge cash grab once Disney got a hold of it, as if the prequel trilogy wasn't this huge marketing and merch extravaganza for all involved.

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TopicPublic service announcement: deer lay eggs
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 6:33:56 AM
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TopicHey, Hip-doHop fans, I need to settle a debate.
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 6:01:01 AM
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RAP Music got pretty decent internet buzz and Pitchfork style media approval even if he doesn't accept his career before that as being notable enough soooo

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TopicDisney should pay critics to give TROS bad reviews
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 5:51:46 AM
#6
Kolibri X posted...
Who is dumb enough to trust critics after that 90% fresh shill job they did on TLJ.
Example B

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TopicDisney should pay critics to give TROS bad reviews
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 5:22:05 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I do not see this working, people who hated TLJ are not going to pay for this movie.
this guy would def go to the TROS venom double bill if he saw that the quartering or somebody said it was getting bad reviews by pretentious critics

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TopicDisney should pay critics to give TROS bad reviews
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 5:17:21 AM
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the ultimate anti-critic reaction play

Legions of nerds flock to cinemas under the banner of "this isn't bad its fun critics are just pretentious at least something happens not like TLJ!"

Film breaks sales records the world over

Sony and Disney agree to worldwide double bills of TROS and venom, leading to mass cinema sell outs

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TopicWatched Attack of the Clones for the first time in years.
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 5:11:33 AM
#14
Remember that peaceful period pre-Disney where everybody agreed that the prequels were irredeemably terrible and they hadn't yet become the latest internet culture war battleground

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Topicit's funny how "Lost" had no cultural impact whatsoever
NinjaBreakfast
12/17/19 5:08:53 AM
#53
I mean, surely you could argue LOST set up a lot of the mystery box formatting you see in modern TV and film.

You could say that's a pretty terrible legacy but I do actually remember LOST quite fondly. It had some great character work throughout.

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TopicThat kid that got fucked up for wearing a MAGA hat? turns out he was lying
NinjaBreakfast
12/16/19 4:04:08 PM
#10
Is joey salads the guy who drank his own piss

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TopicBoogie2988 explains why he isn't leaving Twitter after PewDiePie did
NinjaBreakfast
12/16/19 3:12:43 PM
#11
Is pewdiepie moving to gab or stormfront or somewhere his most vocal fans would feel more comfortable

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Topic#NeverPete: How Buttigieg has drawn the fury of the online left
NinjaBreakfast
12/16/19 12:21:37 PM
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Man this guy has started getting a huge push again lately, really obviously becoming the dem establishment candidate of choice after how badly Biden has done

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TopicKarl Marx's beard progress is really something
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 3:03:53 PM
#2
Bae looking like a snack
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TopicGamespot SJW reviewed Rambo 5 and gave it a 2 out of 10 stars for racism
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 2:39:52 PM
#58
The attempts at gatekeeping by reference to age or whatever are quite odd also
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TopicStudent debt crisis helped Army reach recruiting goals
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 2:33:27 PM
#15
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Joining the military is a much better career starter than getting $100k into debt for a sociology degree.

This is essentially the exact issue here, numbnuts
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TopicThe Album-Guessing Game!
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 2:23:02 PM
#458
A2 for crying out loud
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TopicNo topics about Trump accusing Omar of celebrating on 9/11?
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 1:51:05 PM
#15
I think once these people defended or ignored his go back home comments then it was clear that we were past the point of Donald Trump being held accountable for his overt racism
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TopicLet's check in on the Republican running against Ilhan Omar
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 1:34:54 PM
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Woah, you mean to say that Republicans are performatively pro Jewish (usually exclusively by being 'pro Israel) while continuing to otherwise widely propagate anti semitic tropes and conspiracies? I am shocked!
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TopicGamespot SJW reviewed Rambo 5 and gave it a 2 out of 10 stars for racism
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 1:29:28 PM
#39
hockeybub89 posted...
NinjaBreakfast posted...
All reviews should be by people who will like the thing being reviewed imo

Birds of Prey will get 10/10s if you do that

I don't care, buddy. Criticism = anti free speech
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TopicGamespot SJW reviewed Rambo 5 and gave it a 2 out of 10 stars for racism
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 1:28:49 PM
#37
hockeybub89 posted...
Imaging defending awful action movies to trigger the libs

Literally all of them bar the first have got similarly bad scores for often similar reasons, such a bizarre set of responses itt
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TopicGamespot SJW reviewed Rambo 5 and gave it a 2 out of 10 stars for racism
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 1:26:37 PM
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All reviews should be by people who will like the thing being reviewed imo
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TopicWhy do Western game devs have a hard time making beautiful women?
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 12:20:48 PM
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Yall dudes are strange
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TopicThe Album-Guessing Game!
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 11:09:22 AM
#426
C2 London calling
D1 the unforgettable fire
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TopicDoes Pikachu go into the shower with Ash?
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 10:32:59 AM
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how else would he peek at u
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TopicDad wont pay for a year of Nintendo online.
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 9:01:02 AM
#76
CapnMuffin posted...
NinjaBreakfast posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
would pay $21 a quarter

What

3 months is a quarter. 4 quarters in a year.

Probably best not to try be condescending in situations like this imo
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TopicRestaurant accused of being racist before it even opens due to dress code.
NinjaBreakfast
09/20/19 8:04:42 AM
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Ilishe posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Others echoed the sentiment, with one user posting, "this is racist as hell and I will never enter your restaurant and will actively warn others away from it, have a great day."


No, you bloody moron, THIS IS RACIST. Implying black people only wear one sort of clothing.

Comment addressed not at TC, but at whoever made that comment.

Reminder that this user believes that calling Donald Trump out for racist go back where you came from rhetoric is oppressing him and his followers
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