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Looong live the Power Rangers!

Scotty_Rogers posted...

How would you know

Rumors and it can just be assumed a guy who fucks that prolifically is sporting a massive schlong. Women flock to that.

Hes got a huge penis. Word gets around and women like those.

How does it feel to be the most prolific annoyance on a dead message board?

On Reddit, Discord, etc. youd be a giant nothing in a sea of nothings floating through the Internet on your way to utter irrelevancy.

Day of Reckoning was such a good game

Wish you were here to guide me, I don't know how to take care of them without you.

I'm okay guys, just a little buzzed and missing my mama.

Oh hey Kevin!

SLAP

I've already had Covid before, I feel fine right now other than a very slight feeling of pressure in my head.

Am I about to get knocked the fuck out?

Mom just died last month, gotta take care of disabled siblings now. Booze makes the pain and realization that my mom is gone and my life is over at 35, go away for a little bit.

Thank you captain Morgan, youre all Ive got now.

I'm a guy though. No one wants to see man feet.

Can you just post a chart or something? I'm not watching a video that's feature movie length.

Okay I will get the Moderna in honor of my mom

I read something about moderna being 96% effective and pfizer only being like 90%

freetaxusa.com

I don't care anymore. I don't care if this country burns to the ground with me along with it.

God, no.

Hell no.

Try buying it dinner first

Lol women drivers am I right?

35 male here never had one.

I mean, I understand why. I'm a pretty practical thinking guy. I'm ugly, socially awkward, and I have a big distrust of people, especially women. Pretty easy to see why it hasn't and won't happen lol.

OH but when it comes to others.... I don't feel anything about them taking so long for their first kiss. That's their issue they gotta work through and ain't none of my damn business.

8 years later and no late night show has filled the void that he left. In fact, the only other late night show that could ever hold a candle to his was prime Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

I still find myself lost for hours cracking up at compilations of the show. It was magic.

We gotta stop electing these old ass ancient fucking people into positions of power.

"Retire," lol that's rich.

Did he really get suspended for that? That is so stupid.

I cant fucking wait I love it!

And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain

Good ruling though.

I mean, come on... there's just some places(like working in a fucking PRISON) that women should not be. So many things could go wrong in addition to all the things that already go wrong in a prison.

She's 5'8" and shorter than me, albeit only by an inch lol.

Congrats on getting laid and all, but if you have AIDS even if it's somehow "undetectable/untransmissible," you should let every potential partner know about this especially if you're going to demand to see their STD tests.

And it's pretty fucked up if you don't do this.

Xbox OFF

I don't even know who you are.

Yes!

This is a big win for good, hard working folks.

Dreepapult posted...

What you gonna play on it first

Miles Morales or Demon's Souls

Also on the short list: Ghost of Tsushima, another playthrough of God of War, Returnal, Deathloop.

Jetblackmoon posted...

Good job TC! The hunt is over.

Thanks! I'm glad it's over lol.

No more hunting until the eventual PS5 Pro.

If WWEPropaganda was still here I'd rank them S-tier.

I got it!!!

Wow I did not think that was going to work, but I should have my PS5 by January 18th! :D

Now to cancel Walmart+

I'm in line! 7 minutes to wait before I can see if one is still available and possibly purchase lol.

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Restock at 3pm est.

Pray for me.

I'm him? Well, he seems to really love the game so I guess I would play until I couldn't physically anymore.

Now if it's me with my independent mind in his body... I would have retired 10 years ago and be enjoying my millions and supermodel wife.

yunalenne10 posted...

You reap what you sow.

PrsdntHeidecker posted...

I guess I'll just have to contend myself with my six figure income and nearly free and clear townhouse I own in a mountain community. We can't all be GFAQs moderators.

Dang mod got LIT UP

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Wouldn't have to work anymore, could work on myself physically and mentally with all my time free. Buy a house somewhere secluded and just enjoy myself.

I don't really care about getting a woman. They ain't shit to me.

sondast posted...

The last completely out of field celebrity death that I actually cared about may have been Owen Hart.

Bad_Mojo posted...

Brodie Lee [Luke Harper] shocked me when I found out.

Guys, wrestlers aren't celebrities. They're carnies.

Probably Chadwick.

EDIT - Or yeah, Norm definitely.

why do some of them have that fat pouch on their stomach?

Hell no. Just another opportunity for a woman to ruin your life with the eventual divorce.

Where money?!

I've only ever hit one animal driving up a fairly steep section of road with some bushes off to the right on a hill. This was in the middle of the day, I'm going 30 on a 25 and this young-ish deer suddenly comes through the bush and jumps off the hill right into my lane. I swerve left to avoid it because I know that no one is coming towards me, and I just hit the sonofabitch with my passenger side headlight.

I was pissed because I now had to replace the light(there was no other damage and this was an old vehicle anyway) but I guess it must have been a harder hit then I thought because the next morning I noticed the deer dead in the same spot I hit it.

All I could think was "Well, shit. That's what you get for jumping into the road, dummie."

Welcome to my 35 years of existence.

Same lol

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Why? If we have the means we should keep it up. If animals want us to stop, then evolve enough to stop us.

Otherwise become road jerky.

Animals should stay off the road.