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TopicBREAKING NEWS explosion in London subway
NOM
09/15/17 4:29:40 PM
#164
Just got home from work was anyone hurt?
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TopicHoly shit I am hungry af. What should I eat?
NOM
09/14/17 7:57:06 PM
#1
nt
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TopicMichael Jackson was the greatest entertainer of all time
NOM
09/14/17 7:48:24 PM
#1
His Super Bowl half time performance was also the best of all time.

This is fact.
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TopicDo you usually speed when driving?
NOM
09/14/17 4:06:25 PM
#55
It's the stupid fuckers who are going 5-10 UNDER the speed limit that are causing most of the problems. Their licenses should be taken away and put through a paper shredder.

I usually just follow the flow of traffic. If they're doing 5-10 over, so am I. If it's late at night or very early in the morning I will go strictly the speed limit, but that's more because I worry about hitting a stinking ass deer. Fuck faces are all over the place in my area.
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
NOM
09/13/17 11:26:01 AM
#99
Where YOU AT TC?

HOW YO DICK HANGING???
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TopicEver successfully gotten a handy from a legitimate masseuse?
NOM
09/13/17 11:02:34 AM
#25
In the back of my mind, I've always wanted to become a certified masseuse so I could use it on potential girlfriends or lays in the future. Like "Hey, I'm a certified massage therapist..."

Her: Oh yeah? Show me what you know, baby....

*porno music ignites in background*

You think that would be a legit good idea or is it just a dumb fantasy? I feel like it could be a good trump card...

And no, I've never even had a professional massage let alone a handy.
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Topicce, post here to find out your tag!
NOM
09/12/17 11:25:53 PM
#34
Harpie posted...
NOM posted...
I am a sad lonely man who has a hatred for women born of self loathing and sadness

I mean you're self aware so you've got that going for you

Gen_Lee_Enfield posted...
Surprised if I have one.

You dont

serene_risa posted...
hmmm

Neither do you
That still doesn't help the loneliness and bitterness
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TopicC/D: You will probably be alone all of your life.
NOM
09/12/17 11:23:26 PM
#33
Yeah and it pretty much devastates me every day and night
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Topicce, post here to find out your tag!
NOM
09/12/17 11:21:34 PM
#24
I am a sad lonely man who has a hatred for women born of self loathing and sadness
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TopicI just got that "deer in the headlights" look and really realized
NOM
09/12/17 11:20:31 PM
#19
Laying here in bed alone... again. Just can't help thinking it would be so nice to have someone laying beside me.

I'm also drunk but that's not really helping. I guess I'm one of those sad lonely drunks. Great.
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Topicce, what's your daily pill concoction? What's it for? Does it work?
NOM
09/12/17 9:31:47 PM
#57
None.
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
NOM
09/12/17 4:40:48 PM
#96
Why'd you censor your dick size?

HOW BIG IS U?
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TopicI just got that "deer in the headlights" look and really realized
NOM
09/11/17 9:36:07 PM
#15
Fam_Fam posted...
context?

I'm ugly, short, bald, little dick and have no self worth nor do I have any semblance of a fun personality. No girl wants to be near me.
SoundNetwork posted...
are you ugly? pics

Very. And no pics. Think of Quasimodo getting face fucked by a tire iron. That's what I look like.
thronedfire2 posted...
me too

it actually gets to be kind of a calming feeling after a while instead of something to worry about

I just feel numbness in between bouts of dread.

As for everyone saying keep your head up and hang in there... I appreciate the kindness but I've been doing that for 12 years now and it hasn't and isn't going to work at this point.

Someone to love and who loves me is just far out of my reach.
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TopicI just got that "deer in the headlights" look and really realized
NOM
09/11/17 9:16:32 PM
#1
that I am going to die alone. Not only that, but I'll never have anything more than a "just friends" relationship with the opposite sex.

I bitch about it and whine on here all the time, but this is the first time I think I've fully realized it, that it's 100% real and true.

Holy fuck guys.
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TopicCan you imagine how much sex people would be having if not for religion?
NOM
09/11/17 8:28:25 PM
#4
I still wouldn't be able to get laid.
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TopicEvery white woman should get with a black guy
NOM
09/11/17 5:59:21 PM
#33
Howl posted...
NOM posted...
Howl posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
And every black woman should get with a white man? That's where you're going with this?


My wife fucked a black dude like 10 years ago apparently before we met.

He was bigger than you, right? Wife probably internally sighs when you guys are doing the nasty, thinking about the BBC.


Maybe. I doubt it though. Either way she gives it up whenever I want so I win in this case.

Seems like a hollow victory, though.

In more ways than one.
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TopicEvery white woman should get with a black guy
NOM
09/11/17 5:51:00 PM
#31
Howl posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
And every black woman should get with a white man? That's where you're going with this?


My wife fucked a black dude like 10 years ago apparently before we met.

He was bigger than you, right? Wife probably internally sighs when you guys are doing the nasty, thinking about the BBC.
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TopicSBAllen: Isolation
NOM
09/11/17 4:05:18 PM
#4
SBAllen does Dallas

did I do it rite
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
NOM
09/11/17 4:00:37 PM
#75
We need updates, TC!
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
NOM
09/10/17 4:13:53 PM
#51
what do you look like TC?
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TopicWho lives closest to me?
NOM
09/09/17 11:52:37 PM
#16
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
NOM posted...
I legit live like ten minutes away from you



Where?

Frederick County
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TopicWho lives closest to me?
NOM
09/09/17 10:58:07 PM
#14
I legit live like ten minutes away from you
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
NOM
09/09/17 10:50:03 PM
#20
Oh shit tagging this
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TopicWhat are the best artist or bands that have one album in their discography?
NOM
09/09/17 8:54:41 PM
#9
Scars on Broadway
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TopicJoin me, chained, as we watch live the destruction of the Florida keys
NOM
09/09/17 8:49:04 PM
#2
Yep, them power lines are coming down shortly.
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TopicGlasses or Contacts?
NOM
09/09/17 8:39:58 PM
#1
Which do you wear?


I wear glasses, but I'd like to wear contacts. Unfortunately, I look terrible in them. :/
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TopicCorrect order: Floss, brush, brush & scrape tongue, mouthwash
NOM
09/09/17 8:23:52 PM
#4
frozenshock posted...
Scrape tongue?

You mean you don't scrape your tongue?

Gross.
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TopicThe Story Big Boss *MGS series spoilers*
NOM
09/09/17 8:07:00 PM
#3
Now do one for Solid, the better of the two.
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TopicYou just have to go up to her and say hi
NOM
09/09/17 8:04:45 PM
#4
Depending on what you look like, this can land you in jail.
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TopicCorrect order: Floss, brush, brush & scrape tongue, mouthwash
NOM
09/09/17 8:03:46 PM
#1
Right?
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TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
NOM
09/09/17 7:55:57 PM
#77
USANumber1 posted...
I won't post it. I don't think of anyone as my own personal army. I thought better of it. Still a big part of me wants to fuck with him while another part is content to just pretend he doesn't exist.

The fact that you even considered doing it makes you a pretty garbage person.

The guy is starting to seem better and better next to you.
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TopicC/D: Girls in general will have sex with just about any guy, just not you
NOM
09/09/17 7:44:05 PM
#50
SpoonRebooted posted...
I'm not a "Chad", I'm average looking, and other than being 6'5"


You lost me, because that's literally all you need.
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TopicC/D: Thriller by Michael Jackson is the Greatest Song of All Time
NOM
09/09/17 7:39:36 PM
#28
Slave To The Rhythm is underrated.

But my all time favorite is The Way You Make Me Feel
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TopicWhats wrong with Teen Titans Go?
NOM
09/09/17 7:35:27 PM
#6
Nothing. It's great.

And I love the original.
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TopicI fail at everything
NOM
09/09/17 7:18:29 PM
#7
Sami1000 posted...
I swear i'm bigger failure than you will ever be.

Eating right (i live with junk food, i have no discipline due to depression and OCD)

Exercising (i pretty much sit on my ass 24/7)

Taking care of myself (i live with my parents and i'm 28)

With women (i haven't even seen a female in last two years, aside from my mom and sister)

At my job (i'm on disability pension, i can't even work)

At being upbeat and thinking positive (i'm extremely negative, i see bad sides in pretty much everything)

Not making this as a competition, or trying to makes this topic about me, but at least you know you're not as bad as you think.

You just described me almost exactly, aside from the job part.

I appreciate the kind words, folks but I really think this is it for me. Like, this is my life now and forever and I'm so fucking sad about it.
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TopicRUMOR: Nintendo Direct Incoming This Week
NOM
09/09/17 7:17:00 PM
#5
Show me more Mario, Pokemon and a new, proper Luigi's Mansion and I'll be a happy camper.
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Topicnew American Horror Story season (possible spoilers)
NOM
09/09/17 6:50:23 PM
#2
Will I be able to see Lady Gaga naked this season?
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TopicIT makes $51,000,000 opening night
NOM
09/09/17 6:49:47 PM
#2
Drink it in, maaaaannnnnnn
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TopicI fail at everything
NOM
09/09/17 6:48:43 PM
#1
Eating right

Exercising

Taking care of myself

With women

At my job

At being upbeat and thinking positive

I'm a colossal failure. It just leaves me sitting here thinking "What the fuck can I do???" I've tried so much, y'all. I've tried so damn much.

:/
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TopicTell me if I'm being a huge bitch.
NOM
09/09/17 6:40:58 PM
#23
Too bad the way the guy acted tends to work with a lot of women.
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TopicFor the past year I've kept questioning myself on how I feel about eating meat.
NOM
09/09/17 6:25:21 PM
#3
Just eat meat it's fucking delicious.
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TopicC/D: Girls in general will have sex with just about any guy, just not you
NOM
09/09/17 6:24:12 PM
#45
I don't know man, I guess? Or not? I've given up trying just thinking about it stresses me out and makes me sad. I've developed a distrust of women, even bordering on hatred. I would never act on it, though. It's more born out of self loathing and failure I think.
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TopicDamn Kelly Clarkson
NOM
09/09/17 4:39:47 PM
#22
It's funny how all the white knights get rustled when CE calls out fat bitches on being fat lol
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TopicIts No Way Jose!
NOM
09/08/17 7:51:07 PM
#3
HE'S HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE, MAGGLE!

caps
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TopicIs It (2017) scary?
NOM
09/08/17 7:50:10 PM
#3
zkW5676
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TopicAbout to watch IT
NOM
09/08/17 7:49:31 PM
#8
Deadpool_18 posted...
There's literally a Group of tweens and a five year old here. Who the fuck brings five year old to see Pennywise?

Turn your cell phone off and enjoy the movie pls
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TopicI should be the leader of the NFL board
NOM
09/08/17 7:46:14 PM
#11
TheVipaGTS posted...
lol so apparently "you're overweight" is TCs only response when people call him out for having no hair? Makes sense now.

I mean, it's pretty fucking lame and unoriginal calling him out on his hair at this point. You get what you give.

BignutzisBack posted...
oh god no

What ever you say, Emperor Goodell!
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TopicAbout to watch IT
NOM
09/08/17 7:43:36 PM
#3
zkW5676
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