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TopicJust Shoot Me! sucks
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:58:00 AM
#9
I remember it being okay. Not the best, but w/e.

Frasier is still GOAT, though.
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Topic3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:53:33 AM
#19
No to all of that.

I've got one more hint, but it's basically giving the answer away. So I'll wait for my next post to do it.
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Topic"If Mueller tries to subpoena us, we're going to court" -Rudy Giuliani
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:39:50 AM
#6
"Trump is the head of the law, so to obstruct your task of exposing his crimes would be to obstruct himself, therefore he can't possibly be obstructing anything as that would not be in his best interest. Checkmate atheists"

That is the craziest circular logic I've ever fucking heard. It works based on the position of power, instead of Trump's human aspirations and possible criminal desires - it makes a case for Donald Trump based on a title and not on the man himself, and we know damn well that people in power can be completely hypocritical and corrupt. The people who finagled that document together should feel fucking disgusted with themselves.
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Topic3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:29:33 AM
#14
Nope to both.

Second last hint: there is a seventh game in the series that I didn't include because I haven't played it, and it came out in 2009.
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Topic3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:24:27 AM
#11
No and no.
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TopicManchild Michael Rotondo calls cops on Dad before finally moving out
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:20:22 AM
#6
Guess he'll be browsing CE from the McDonald's WiFi just down the road.
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Topic3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:17:48 AM
#8
JOSGABRIEL posted...
Megaman Battle Network

I need to get back into these games, I finished 1 and 2. So no, it isn't MMBN.

Here's another hint: the first game came out in 1996, and the sixth one came out in 2006.
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TopicIt seems like Star Wars fans hate all of the movies
MrMallard
06/03/18 1:15:19 AM
#15
The Star Wars fanbase is the grand-daddy of shitty fandoms. Star Wars fans are the epitome of 45 year old basement dwellers holding onto a movie from their childhood and touting it as being better than it actually is.

I don't mind the Star Wars movies, I've enjoyed the ones I've watched. TLJ had the worst humor, and I think the movie would benefit from shaving half an hour off of the runtime, but I thought it did some cool things along the way as well. I liked TFA, but I also liked the three original movies well enough and I wasn't repulsed by the Prequel stuff I saw.

Like shit man, take what you like and leave the rest behind. You don't need to bust a hemorrhoid by screaming about how Rian Johnson raped the franchise, you're better off just moving on at that point. If Star Wars is your life, then you've wasted your life.
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Topic3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5
MrMallard
06/03/18 12:57:30 AM
#5
Good guesses, but no.
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Topic3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5
MrMallard
06/03/18 12:37:49 AM
#1
Guess the series

Hint: it's vidya games
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Topicbok choi is melting down and insulting me via pm again
MrMallard
06/02/18 8:20:03 AM
#21
I've only ever seen Bok_Choi explicitly target you for trolling in public, to get a cheap laugh out of your zany, over-the-top reactions. I sincerely doubt he's that desperate to message you and try to get a rise out of you through PM - his modus operandi is to get you to embarrass yourself in public, which you do time and time again.
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TopicOh Maisie, one day I will win your heart.
MrMallard
06/02/18 8:17:23 AM
#17
No you won't
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TopicIs vodka the best straight liquor for someone who doesn't like alcohol?
MrMallard
06/02/18 1:47:21 AM
#7
RockRapDubstep posted...
chill02 posted...
Mike's Hard Lemonade or similar girly drinks

Please, I'm past the teenage girl phase of drinking things like that. I've been elevated to the slightly older teenage girl phase of wanting to just drink a bunch of the least offensive liqour at once and get shit faced immediately.

In that case, probably vodka. Though I could make a case for bourbon as well, and I stand by my gin recommendation.
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TopicIs vodka the best straight liquor for someone who doesn't like alcohol?
MrMallard
06/02/18 1:45:50 AM
#3
chill02 posted...
Mike's Hard Lemonade or similar girly drinks

This, and also gin. Gin has a very noticeable dry flavour, and if you have it with tonic water, it's complemented by a strong citrusy tang.

Otherwise, you could try cruisers or hard ciders. Somersby tastes like apple juice straight up, but it gets you blind.
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TopicITT: We write the CE movie 3 words at a time
MrMallard
06/02/18 1:44:02 AM
#15
from the butthurt
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TopicWas CE always so foreveralone?
MrMallard
06/02/18 1:26:38 AM
#3
I've only been around since late 2016 with a small hiatus, but it's been pretty desperate since I've been here.
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TopicZelda BoTW is just Skyrim with swords
MrMallard
06/02/18 1:25:19 AM
#3
Skyrim is the Borderlands of guns.

wait a minute...
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TopicRadiant Historia is rated E10+ and the game uses the word "shit"
MrMallard
06/01/18 10:55:47 PM
#4
Not games, but Evangelion 2.22 - which features a graphic disembowling scene - is rated lower than The Garden Of Words in Australia.
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TopicGames like Mario Tennis show that something is seriously fucked up with society
MrMallard
06/01/18 10:44:06 PM
#10
Games like Contra show that something is seriously fucked up with society

People would rather sit on their ass and storm the jungles of Vietnam to fight aliens than pick up an actual Spread gun and send those Commie aliens to hell.

fucking sad guys
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TopicName some good things to come from Canada
MrMallard
06/01/18 10:39:30 PM
#75
John K Samson and the Weakerthans
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TopicIs this just me or most acts of feminism are shit?
MrMallard
06/01/18 9:37:16 AM
#17
skimmedmilktea posted...
Okay, some might be good , but I feel like there are lots of shit ones.
They protest about salaries, but why not just encourage girls to go to high-paying jobs like engineering then?

There's a bunch of feminists who call for more women in STEM fields, and/or who want more women in fields that are traditionally male dominated.

Weird thing is how they always push the demands which benefit them . I mean , I never see feminism movements to stop the ladies parks only or the tradition for men paying in dates.

I've seen some discourse regarding paying for dinner. The basic idea is that if you invite someone along for dinner, you pay the bill because you're inviting the other person along for dinner. That standard should apply to either gender, and at least in my social circles, I haven't met anyone who disagrees with it.

Ladies park only, I have no idea about. Is it the same as "Ladies drink free" or other ladies night BS? We don't have that where I live.
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TopicAndroid sex is officially better
MrMallard
06/01/18 5:13:18 AM
#6

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TopicIs this prank fair? Injuring bike thieves
MrMallard
06/01/18 3:43:28 AM
#12
Youtube pranksters are some of the biggest shitheads on the internet, but if any thieves get hurt by this, then it's their own dumb fault. The pranksters are still shitheads, but I'm still down to see some thieves eat shit.
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TopicThere's a new Gorillaz song out, and it's better than anything on Humanz
MrMallard
05/31/18 10:52:49 PM
#1


I don't think I like it as much as anything that's on Plastic Beach or The Fall, but it's sure as shit better than Humanz. It's good to hear 2D sing again.
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TopicAnyone else playing Pokemon Quest >_>
MrMallard
05/31/18 10:48:55 PM
#41
Yeah, I've been playing. Highlights so far have included a Lickitung, a Magnemite and a Vulpix.

Also Ponyta. Ponyta is OP.
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Topic~Confession Topic part 2~
MrMallard
05/31/18 12:06:45 PM
#365

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TopicITT: PS1 music
MrMallard
05/31/18 11:16:19 AM
#20

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TopicJohn Goodman looks FURIOUS after hearing Roseanne got CANCELLED!!
MrMallard
05/31/18 11:08:16 AM
#15
Maybe John Goodman looks less than pleased because some paparazzi shithead is sticking a camera in his face when he's trying to walk his dog. And shit man, Sara Gilbert looks like she just woke up. Give her a break.

I don't doubt that they aren't happy with this situation, Roseanne throwing them all under the bus in one fell swoop, but these are just two show-biz people getting on with their lives and being snapped up by opportunistic fuckwits who are desperate to milk the controversy and make some headlines.
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TopicJohn Goodman breaks silence after Roseanne controversy
MrMallard
05/31/18 11:03:49 AM
#11
Spooking posted...
John Goodman has always been a class act.

Damn right. I clicked on a couple articles this afternoon about people reacting to the news, and I didn't see John Goodman anywhere - I can respect that, but I've still been curious.

Now we've got something, even if it's some TMZ level paparazzo trying to get a headline out of him. Tactful response, super fucking humble and just generally a clean, chill image. John Goodman has always come across as a good dude, and this response does nothing to shake that impression.
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TopicShouldn't House of Cards be taken out of production and removed from Netflix?
MrMallard
05/31/18 10:54:50 AM
#40
Get rid of Spacey, and the show can wind down with one last season. It might not be the best season, but the show gets to wrap up its loose ends. The show's called House of Cards and the main character embodies a position that could realistically be carried by another actor, even if Spacey's character was a large part of the show's appeal - it might not be the best business decision, and you can argue that it will most likely make the show worse for continuing without him, but it's feasible.

The show Roseanne is literally named after Roseanne Barr. It's about her and her on-screen family and her day to day life. You can't have the show without her, because she is the show - right down to the title.

You can kill off the President of the United States in House of Cards, and have a season about the crazy bullshit that results from that. You can't have Roseanne without Roseanne Barr.
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TopicTrump is reportedly going to ban German luxury carmakers
MrMallard
05/31/18 8:30:49 AM
#2
Wouldn't that mean less jobs for America, though?
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TopicSorry if this is a sensitive topic, but how's Doom_Art?
MrMallard
05/30/18 7:08:35 PM
#7
Doom_Art posted...
@MrMallard

Treatment is going reasonably well. I get my drugs on Mondays and am usually out of commission til Thursday or Friday. Only have thrown up a handful of times.

My prognosis is pretty good. My type of cancer is Hodgkins Lymphoma. My care staff refer to it as "the one we can cure". It has a 90% cure rate within a year and a survival rate of about 85% after 10 years.

There has been some issues with my heart. They think one of the four chemicals I get for treatment is affecting it so I'm off that drug til we figure out what's up.

As of right now I'll be done treatment in late September.

That's good to hear. I'm glad you're doing okay.
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TopicSorry if this is a sensitive topic, but how's Doom_Art?
MrMallard
05/29/18 9:44:06 AM
#4
I probably should have tagged him, shit. Mb, thanks vegy.

Good to hear that treatment seems to be going well.
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TopicSorry if this is a sensitive topic, but how's Doom_Art?
MrMallard
05/29/18 9:41:38 AM
#1
Context: I haven't been posting on CE for about a year. I spent some time posting on the Switch board on and off, and when things got particularly garbage over there I'd occasionally lurk CE and see what was up. I saw some threads about Doom_Art having cancer, and some CEman chipping in to buy the guy a Nintendo Switch - but I haven't heard much about him the last couple of times I've been around.

I'm completely out of the loop, and I don't know if things have taken a bad turn or if it's a tough subject or what. I just remember seeing Doom_Art around when I was active on CE, and it was a real shock to hear that he had cancer. Anything could have happened since I last saw the topic, and I acknowledge that I could be walking straight into a hornet's nest like a fucking asshole, but I ask out of genuine concern and genuine ignorance of his current condition.

Can anyone update me on how he's doing?
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Topictbh if you're the kinda user to flaunt your attraction to underaged* anime girls
MrMallard
05/29/18 9:30:48 AM
#87
Those 19 messages have more substance and character to them than anything you've posted in the last month. You can't settle down and answer a simple question from a single user without snapping at them, goading them to keep feeding you, because that's the only amusement you get out of this garbage site. That's genuinely depressing, especially since you've been doing the same pitiful bullshit for at least 2 years - probably for longer.

You'd have to be really insecure to conflate higher post numbers with superiority, especially considering how shallow your three word responses are. So I ask again:

MrMallard posted...
Why are all the Aussie CEman so embarrassing v_v

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Topictbh if you're the kinda user to flaunt your attraction to underaged* anime girls
MrMallard
05/29/18 9:23:11 AM
#77
Why are all the Aussie CEman so embarrassing v_v
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TopicAlmost made friends with a girl. Then I was like SIKE not tonight Satan
MrMallard
05/29/18 3:46:20 AM
#6
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Forgettable posted...
Is this what it's like to be an incel?

i have had more sex than many CEmen combined

You must have a lot of sex, because many CEman combined sounds like one hell of an orgy.
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TopicI really want to get the hell out of here and never come back.
MrMallard
05/29/18 1:51:23 AM
#4
Just log out and never come back, dude.

Not saying that to be callous or anything, but you should give it a try.
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TopicIs WWE2K18 any better since launch?
MrMallard
05/29/18 1:33:15 AM
#4
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Talking about the Switch version

Burgess posted...
Fuck no.

Cool, Vince McMahon doesn't get my forty bucks.

So what's going on? How's CE been lately?
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TopicIs WWE2K18 any better since launch?
MrMallard
05/29/18 1:17:14 AM
#1
Talking about the Switch version, because I'm a fucking dumbass that didn't stop to check which board I was posting on.

I'm considering buying the digital deluxe edition because it's cheaper than the base game. I don't want to wrestle so much, I mostly want to create horrific abominations in the wrestler creator.

Is it less dogshit than it was at launch?

Edit: oh shit, this is CE. Eh, fuck it - question still stands.
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