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TopicAnyone else watch "Bird Box" today? (Netflix)
MrMallard
12/25/18 8:18:53 PM
#27
karlpilkington4 posted...
Well, I was about to watch it, and then I saw this topic

*shrugs*

I apologize for ruining your fun, but I don't regret steering someone away from watching this movie.
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TopicYou ever gave a gay dude a boner?
MrMallard
12/25/18 6:44:05 PM
#27
Probably not on looks alone, but yeah. I can say that I have quantifiable evidence that I've given a gay dude a boner
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TopicHit or miss - I guess I never miss, huh?
MrMallard
12/25/18 6:42:56 PM
#1
You've got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya!
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TopicAnyone else watch "Bird Box" today? (Netflix)
MrMallard
12/25/18 6:15:58 PM
#17
Forlorn_Ass posted...
Watched it last night. Felt like they were trying way to hard to push an SJW agenda rather than make a movie. It was like an extremely mediocre version of A Quiet Place.

I didn't like the movie, but lmao at this
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TopicAnyone else watch "Bird Box" today? (Netflix)
MrMallard
12/25/18 6:15:28 PM
#16
It's the Cloverfield Paradox of horror movies. It treads familiar ground, and the whole thing is generally just a bit rubbish.

Seriously, it's like watching the Cloverfield Paradox before watching Annihilation - which me and my friend actually did.
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TopicI am drunk on Christmas. AMA?
MrMallard
12/25/18 5:56:01 PM
#12
Parappa09 posted...
do you remember what we did last night?

I think I'm pregnant
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TopicI am drunk on Christmas. AMA?
MrMallard
12/25/18 5:50:56 PM
#10
Yeah, I was very messy yesterday
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TopicI am drunk on Christmas. AMA?
MrMallard
12/25/18 9:34:15 AM
#8
Parappa09 posted...
MrMallard posted...
Parappa09 posted...
join the club

I h club should hqv your fhrientww music gointkn there

its not even 3pm yet

It's 3 pm over Here
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TopicI am drunk on Christmas. AMA?
MrMallard
12/25/18 9:24:02 AM
#5
Parappa09 posted...
join the club

I h club should hqv your fhrientww music gointkn there
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TopicI am drunk on Christmas. AMA?
MrMallard
12/25/18 9:03:29 AM
#1
nt
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Topica free big bucket of chicken or you become a expert on kingdom hearts
MrMallard
12/25/18 9:01:43 AM
#25
The latter. I need to know what "not" means
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TopicLmao this 19 year old at my new job is a dime!
MrMallard
12/25/18 1:44:10 AM
#24
I know a woman who's a dimebag.

She's flimsy and full of drugs.
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TopicSanta always comes to my house to see my mom every year. Has since I was like 5
MrMallard
12/25/18 1:38:37 AM
#6
I4NRulez posted...
He's going right down her chimney

Leaving her a gift under the fallopian tree
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TopicSanta always comes to my house to see my mom every year. Has since I was like 5
MrMallard
12/25/18 1:34:32 AM
#3
Charlie Day posts on CE confirmed
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TopicSJW Girl is OUTRAGED she has to REMOVE her F*** NAZI'S Sign!! Is She Hot??
MrMallard
12/25/18 1:05:29 AM
#31
You got him before he edited it, gj
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TopicFirst Christmas back at our house since Hurricane Harvey flooded my family...
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:57:23 AM
#5
*clinks my longneck bottle of beer against the side of your glasses*

youre wearing glasses in this scenario okay
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TopicSJW Girl is OUTRAGED she has to REMOVE her F*** NAZI'S Sign!! Is She Hot??
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:54:58 AM
#22
ModLogic posted...
fuck all sjws

pieces of shit lower than the bacteria in a public toilet bowl

I would class the folks who drew a swastika over a Hannukah sign as being worse than SJWs, personally
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TopicSJW Girl is OUTRAGED she has to REMOVE her F*** NAZI'S Sign!! Is She Hot??
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:52:54 AM
#21
If they didn't phrase it as "the sign isn't inclusive", I would be much quicker to side with the school. The word "fuck" is strong, and the college has every right to be like "this sign makes us look bad".

But with hate crimes happening on campus and anti-semitic activities going around, I fully agree with her use of the sign and I disagree with the college's reason for taking it down. This is not a gaffe that should have happened - if they wanted it gone on the strength of the word "fuck", they should have put that forward as the reason. Telling her "this sign doesn't represent our values because it isn't inclusive enough" is fucking horrendous.

Also she's pretty hot
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TopicWhat does CE Know about Terry Davis, the Temple OS Guy
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:46:11 AM
#11
ToPoPO posted...
So much sympathy for a racist.

Similar case with his Time Cube video. The worst part is that over the years on classifieds sites, I've seen the same sort of crazy people as TempleOS and Time Cube - dropping the specifically phrased and disturbingly common racial slurs, making themselves out as being the smartest guy in the room and incapable of wrongdoing asong as they're getting what they want, etc.

His Time Cube video is also really good, I would recommend that one as well.

Fredrik Knudsen tackles obscure phenomena from the internet and real life, but his posts have followed this sort of content creator lately. His Spoony video landed just before the Channel Not So Awesome document dropped and his reading of the document blew him the fuck up, so he's gone for some more prominent subjects like Time Cube.
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TopicWhat does CE Know about Terry Davis, the Temple OS Guy
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:35:40 AM
#8
Down the Rabbit Hole is a good series, you should check out a few of his other videos. His Rajneeshpuram video is pretty good, and I love his video about the Collyer brothers.

Not too sure about his friendship with Mr. Mekotur or w/e though.
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TopicThis is the first christmas in over 6 years That I'm not suspended.
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:14:32 AM
#11
Quick, post Goatse!

You'll be back by Easter!

attn mods, this is not a serious suggestion to break the rules. y'all still fucked up that Goatse moderation though lmao
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:01:50 AM
#39
prettyprincess posted...
damn, you just reminded my of my multipost years
those were my david bowies golden years if you know what I mean

nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim
TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/25/18 12:01:10 AM
#38
rikasa posted...
I just downloaded the extension that anonymizes everyone's name so I don't have to know any of you.

*flips you off*
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:58:27 PM
#36
prettyprincess posted...
what if I just like back and forths?

That's cool, I'd like to see more @ topics where users call each other out personally. At least there you know exactly what you're getting into, not skipping 50+ posts to see some user baiting other users into shitposting and catboy double-posting left and right.

Also those threads are a lot of fun.
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TopicNintendo vs. Soulja Boy is now a real thing
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:53:22 PM
#44
Finding it hard to root for Soulja Boy here
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:48:24 PM
#32
I just wanna thank everyone for posting, if this thread didn't get any posts it would have looked really sad lmfao
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
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TopicChristmas Day must be pretty shitty if you don't celebrate Christmas
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:47:04 PM
#5
"why should we accommodate Muslim rituals like praying at midday? You won't find anyone bending over backwards to accommodate Christian ideals!"

*lives where every Christian holiday is a national day off*

but I feel like a majority of folks are pretty chill about Christmas, a day off is a day off and even if the religious holiday isn't your thing, anyone can get behind a day of unity with your family.
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Topicfuck konami!
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:42:01 PM
#9
PokemonExpert44 posted...
Oldin posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
That sucks man I hope you get it sorted

i will never buy anything from playstation store again. nintendo eshop is much more superior than sony when it comes to customer service.


lol @ you for doing this, actually buying from the playstation store.

I buy a lot of digital PS3 titles because they're dirt fuckin cheap.
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TopicName something that is better than the above post and change the topic.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:40:31 PM
#15
dbf50 posted...
MrMallard posted...
John Darnielle


Ugh maybe if you like signing with a cold and the most boring instrumentals EVER

I like his lyrics a lot, this is my first signature in ages that hasn't been a quote from a Mountain Goats song. Though he's been in decline in my list of personal favorites as of late - Maria Mena and Rachael Yamagata are a few current favorites.

Anywho,

DevsBro posted...
Mustached dragons

Ravioli

Those really thin, dry noodles that are in a lot of Chinese fast food

Orange soda
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim
TopicI'm gonna go see the Spider-Man movie tomorrow by myself.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:37:25 PM
#19
I want to go and see it, but it's not coming to my town until like January. And even then it's not a sure thing.

If I can't see the movie at my local cinema, I'm not going to be happy. They got a bland movie about an uptight working woman who quits her job and gets her groove back, and politely declined Spider-Man - what a crock.
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TopicName something that is better than the above post and change the topic.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:27:15 PM
#10
John Darnielle

An ice cold energy drink
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:24:41 PM
#27
Omnislasher posted...
the ignore list is good

It is good. My posting experience was a whole lot better after I ignored the Admiral's profile.
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TopicControversial treatment transfuses blood from teenages to reverse aging process.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:23:09 PM
#5
This is fucked up. Literally feeding on our youth.

Then again, if the pay is good, slap my arm and tie a rubber hose around it! Though I would probably want to donate blood for medical use afterwards, as penance for contributing to what is essentially capitalist pseudoscience. I'm giving some old, rich prick my blood so they get to feel a fleeting sense of youth, I should open my veins to someone who actually fucking needs it.
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim
TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:18:04 PM
#24
Reis posted...
MrMallard posted...
You are a bit rude though.

don't worry, this is by design. on the rare instances I am being serious I'd say I'm more affable

MrMallard posted...
I miss you in Arkfaqs, you never seem to post so I assume you left. That, or we're just online at different times

idk what this is genuinely, is that what the server has been renamed to or something

The server has been restored to what it used to be, Arkfaqs was where we were confined to talk about CE business because *cough* banned GameFAQs discussion.

Folks still use the channel for CE chat, but the whole channel is slightly healthier and we can post about it in General.
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TopicWell I'm going to be alone for Christmas.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:15:16 PM
#5
Eat beans out of the can, wearing a singlet and boxer shorts.

Also go on online classifieds sites and get some weird stranger sex - who's gonna know if you're alone for Christmas?
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:11:17 PM
#17
Reis posted...
MrMallard posted...
Hulkasaurusrex posted...
I think people already do this to me but it's ok i came to shitpost anyways.

For what it's worth, I generally don't cross streams with you that much. I'm not like consciously ignoring you because "lol fuck that guy", we just talk about different shit.

what about me

There are a handful of people I consciously ignore, at least one of them posted on the first page of this topic, but you're not one of them. You are a bit rude though.

I miss you in Arkfaqs, you never seem to post so I assume you left. That, or we're just online at different times.
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TopicSanta Claus lives and pays taxes in Canada, government affirms
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:07:55 PM
#6
He pays taxes on his holiday home in Canada, because he lives at the North fucking Pole.
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:06:59 PM
#15
Hulkasaurusrex posted...
I think people already do this to me but it's ok i came to shitpost anyways.

For what it's worth, I generally don't cross streams with you that much. I'm not like consciously ignoring you because "lol fuck that guy", we just talk about different shit.
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim
TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 11:03:59 PM
#14
Mareen posted...
That wouldn't work.

Maybe not, but it's better than giving them exactly what they want. It's worth a try.
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And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 10:59:22 PM
#11
MisterGoats posted...
We've tried this before. They just make alts and start responding to themselves magcargo

Then you mark the alts for disruptive posting.

Also, people who are so starved for attention that they pretend to be someone else so it looks like someone wants to talk to them? Fucking hilarious.
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TopicIf y'all really dislike certain posters and want them to leave, stop responding.
MrMallard
12/24/18 10:52:07 PM
#3
soulunison2 posted...
Youre a rodent

I'm a duck
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