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Will you give me feedback on my gun sword drawing?

Here is a lightning elemental gun sword with attached flamethrower concept that I drew. Please rate and critique @Dreaming_King Thank you.

TooTooP3 posted...

MartianManchild posted...

Some of you amiibros need to step your game up. Here are just some of the ones my mom bought me.

If your mom is still buying you toys, you shouldn't include yourself in any "bros" group.

Don't hate just because your mom doesn't love you as much as mine does me.

Some of you amiibros need to step your game up. Here are just some of the ones my mom bought me.

I'm so glad my girl is a cuddler :)

As a 10,000+cp level mage, if I really wanted to I could bench close to 800 tons. Think about that plebs.

Mines a CoolGamerDad.

I'll be 47 in August.

Finished up the luxury league. You need a fully powered up level 54 magikarp that you can get by being a level 44 trainer. Apparently they will be making more leagues in future updates. AMA.

TheSlinja posted...

its fucking booooring

Not at all. The game has a lot of depth and the randomness keeps you on your toes. Just got my magikarp trainer rank up to 29. Soon I'll be a magikarp master.
Final Fantasy2389 posted...

I'm playing it.

How far along are you?

Definitely a sleeper hit and one of the most fun games that I've played on mobile this year. Great leveling up and rpg mechanics, and it keeps you wanting to play more and more. Already on level 27 with a 28th generation magikarp. Anyone else here playing this fantastic game?

And then go straight into credits and no other additional content. Seriously what a bunch of jerks. Who thought that would be a good idea?

Also Shulk is clearly visible in the back behind Peach. Try harder trolls.

Thank you me ladies for replying and I respect and appreciate you being true to your man in the face of my sexual prowess. Honestly I'm really hoping for @Go_Totodile to apply because I think she could use a man trained in my abilities in her life.

Since this topic is being overrun by trolls, I'm going to tag a few people on my short list so they have an opportunity to apply.

@Jen0125
@RCtheWSBC
@SusanGreenEyes
@Go_Totodile
@Allisonata

Also here's some of my amiibo collection as proof of my qualifications.

Junpeiclover posted...

I don't understand this reference.

Eevee-Trainer posted...

Insert qualifications here

I'm sorry but you'll need to do better than that if you want to get with me.

FrozenBananas posted...

2/10 troll

You didn't even really try to make seem real :/

TheWorstPoster posted...

You will not find any among us 20+ year old foreveralone dudes

Sorry, but this is real and for girls only.

jamieyello3 posted...

Will there be any insurance benefits and how often may I touch your penis

I'm currently under my mom's insurance and expect my girlfriend to have her own and eventually have me on hers. I plan to video chat in the nude with my lady on a nightly basis.

Looking for that special gal who appreciates the art of the blade and a good anime. Please post your resume here on why you deserve to be my internet girlfriend, and I will choose the lucky winner in the next few days. You'll be rewarded with having a white knight who will come to your aid and protect you at anytime, but you will have obligations that are expected of you that you most fulfill. Good luck to all the ladies.

Is this a Family Guy joke?

Good first day out. My mom didn't even notice I was packing my sword lol. Saw one suspicious guy at the grocery store and put myself in a good position in case he made a move. Thankfully for him, he didn't. Definitely feel much safer with my blade and will keep it up.

About to go out with my mom. I'll let you guys know how it turns out.

Mead posted...

MartianManchild posted...

Why would it be illegal? Haven't you ever been to a medieval fair? They're carrying around swords all the time.

That is also a private function where having such items is appropriate(and they likely aren't sharpened)

At the very least if you start carrying around a sword in public you will risk being stopped for creating a public disturbance simply because people will be frightened by the creepy guy with a sword

Not necessarily true. I'll be hiding my sword under my coat so nobody will even know I have it until I need to bust into action and save the day.

BillySastard posted...

Sword vs gun doesn't work out well with any kind of distance involved

Not when you have the speed and stealth skills that I have developed over the years.

Claude_Frollo posted...

Pretty sure that isn't legal.

Why would it be illegal? Haven't you ever been to a medieval fair? They're carrying around swords all the time. Plus I would be using my blade to protect and help people.

With all these terrorist attacks and random killings, the world has become increasingly dangerous and needing a hero. If I have my trusty blade with me, I'll be ready for anything. Just how cool would it be to see something going down and to quickly put on my cape, unsheath my sword, and go charging into action? Think I'll try it out tomorrow when I have to run errands with my mom.

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