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TopicI'm not making progress
Machete
07/09/20 1:27:28 AM
#13
dead end or not, you have a job. I did too when this horse fuck started and I would be a few weeks away from the 10 year mark right now, but my boss' businesses were hit too hard and he had to let me go as of last last or the week before. I haven't had to look for work in 14 years. I don't even know how to do it anymore lol.

The main point... dead end or not, you have a job.

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TopicLincoln Project dude in 2014: I would have shot Mike Brown in the face
Machete
07/09/20 1:20:03 AM
#4
donald is deranged

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TopicDo you butter your Poptarts?
Machete
07/08/20 8:17:05 PM
#4
I haven't had those in a long time but when I did, I didn't know buttering them was even a thing

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TopicFavorite Evanescence song?
Machete
07/08/20 8:13:45 PM
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squarion posted...
my immortal

that's the one I was thinking of

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TopicToronto Blue Jays Player pleads NOLO COTENDRE to MASTURBATING to PORN outside!!
Machete
07/08/20 8:10:52 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Florida

how the FUCK could this have happened?

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TopicCancel Culture summed up in four images
Machete
07/08/20 7:41:04 PM
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mrgoatthief posted...
a user with a racist history against Asian users

This should really narrow down the possible identity of said user more than it does tbh -_-

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TopicCancel Culture summed up in four images
Machete
07/08/20 7:37:57 PM
#74
Cowthief posted...
Why the fuck is this username suspended

\_()_/

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TopicWhat's your favorite Tool song?
Machete
07/08/20 7:21:54 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Aenima is a pretty good reflection of my attitude towards the world today, so that one.

any fucking time, any fucking day

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TopicConflict is BLOCKED!
Machete
07/08/20 7:19:07 PM
#57
UnfairRepresent posted...
Indeed but going "Suicide is not rational" is not a defense of going "It's okay to burden someone permenantly with the task of keeping me alive because of my mental state."

There's a limit to that.

If the person isn't making any signs of recovery or cannot recover mentally then they need professional help. Not randoms and not a lifetime of pressuring a loved one to be a crutch.

Those aren't solutions.

I mean, I'm not stating anything to the contrary...

Professional help doesn't exist on this site and it's not this site's job, so naturally, the mods will just be the mods and do what they do. Liability is paramount from that perspective which is unfortunate but it is what it is. Professional help should always be an available and accessible option imo. I would be looking into that myself right now if not for virus-imposed restrictions and fears, but thankfully in my case, I figured out a missing puzzle piece that explains a lot of the bullshit in my life over the years and why I've been such an enemy to myself. Having too much time and not enough to spend it on was a blessing in disguise I guess. I can only hope that Conflict might, in the absence of available/accessible help, reach a similar epiphany that could at least for now offer some mental clarity. It's weird really. I've been able to answer more questions about myself in the past 2-3 weeks than I had in more than 30 years prior, and not even by remembering something I had blocked out but just by connecting what I did remember to something else I had never considered to be related... and then over a few days more and more dots got connected and every issue I thought about could be traced back. I still don't remember in full, and maybe I never will, but I know where and when it started, so when the time comes for professional help, I'll have that chapter of the story to tell instead of just showing up feeling lost and saying "I'm fucked up but I don't know what I'm doing here..." which was a roadblock that had always previously caused me to give up before even trying...

In Conflict's case, I guess what I'm saying is that if he has someone to be that crutch for him at least in the short term and/or in the event of a crisis, that's a good thing and I would be happy to be that person although given our history I don't know that he would trust me and I wouldn't blame him if he didn't lol. I know I'm a fucking asshole when anyone or anything gets on my nerves in any way and I know I stand my ground when maybe I shouldn't, but why ever walk anything back when you know that anyone or anything will get on your nerves again and you'll react the same way and any remorse you have previously shown will just look like disingenuous bullshit? I don't know the guy that well. We've had interactions but I feel like I'm talking to/about myself far more than I'm talking to/about him, but if he's an angry person, in any way, general or specific, I get it, and I do sincerely hope he sees and reads this, and if he rolls his eyes and thinks I'm trolling or just drunk/high (I'm neither), that's fine... but if he can find any value in anything I've said, that's what matters. I don't get heartfelt often but when I do, I don't hold anything back.

I mean you know too. I've had probably more conflicts with you than I have with Conflict. We get along at times and we see eye to eye on some things but we've butted heads a lot. Sometimes it's just banter like when I break your balls about what stock pics you post in your news articles, or stuff about why or why not Wesley was included in a scenario but sometimes it goes beyond that like with topics about Trayvon/Zimmerman. I dunno man. I dunno why I'm getting emotional and introspective so much right now of all times. The world is just on hold for me at this point. I'm laid off but unemployment has been generous and I've been saving in case this happened. My AC broke and the new one I bought came missing a part so I can't use it but I finally got through to the manufacturer so that will be sorted out by next week at the latest. I learned from an acquaintance I hadn't seen in months until yesterday that someone jumped head first off the parking garage in my city and that the local cops apparently have a hotline set up for people who are distressed, and that seems weird to even type out since I'm generally not a fan of cops but I've never had a bad encounter with the ones in this department since I moved here, and I've walked through various protests where people are yelling "Fuck the police!" etc. with police less than 10 feet away and they all just ignored it and stayed focused on directing traffic.

I don't know why I bothered to type all this out other than I'm naturally verbose and I like to write lol... but if anything I've said could mean anything to anyone, Conflict in particular if he has an alt to see this on, it was more than worth it and to be honest it would be worth it anyway just for my own state of mind for having shared


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TopicThis is the same woman.
Machete
07/08/20 6:09:25 PM
#17
-_-

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TopicConflict is BLOCKED!
Machete
07/08/20 6:07:32 PM
#50
UnfairRepresent posted...
And

1. Making them talk to random people, some of whom will be pushing to suicide isn't going to help that.

2. Sometimes the suicidal person needs to realize its not them against the world for themselves. Going "It's me and one person who I trust against the world." isn't a solution.

I don't think you truly realize how much of suicide is tied to mental health.

Whether I've been suicidal or not, I've never truly believed it's me against the world. That doesn't mean I haven't felt it though. Knowing and feeling are not the same thing, and knowing can't always be enough. If it was, I would just talk myself out of anxiety because more often than not, it's just not rational... but that's just not how it works.


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TopicAnybody know the user Conflict outside of GameFAQs?
Machete
07/08/20 6:00:03 PM
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TopKekBro posted...
What happened between you two?

I said some things that were not about him but he didn't appreciate them and was judgmental toward me about them and I was judgmental toward him in return because he wasn't accepting the context behind what I said and I felt as though he was being self-righteous. I ended up leaving the discord where it occurred and although he and I have taken a few minor jabs at each other since then, the situation has not escalated or really even remained at the level it was initially. Still, I can understand his point of view a bit better now given recent events and I know I have a tendency to get overly defensive.

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TopicHypothetical: Your girlfriend got confused and thinks it's your birthday
Machete
07/08/20 5:50:59 PM
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If this actually happened tomorrow as in 7/9, I would find it partially amusing...

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TopicPresident Kanye talking crazyness...
Machete
07/08/20 5:38:50 PM
#4
deranged

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TopicDoes Dhalsim elongate his penis during sex
Machete
07/08/20 5:31:06 PM
#27
SapphireOfChaos posted...
Relevant:
https://youtu.be/o5fKiEz30r4

I like that he implied that his penis still worked and then specifically said "I'm talking about my penis"

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TopicDecided to buy Sonic Lost World on PC
Machete
07/08/20 5:28:13 PM
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the water and sky stages have good musics and the goth villain character has some amusing meta lines but aside from that, the game looked like garbage.

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TopicQuick whats good smalltalk topics to have with my female boss?
Machete
07/08/20 5:23:45 PM
#18
ask to see her vagina

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TopicAnybody know the user Conflict outside of GameFAQs?
Machete
07/08/20 6:35:58 AM
#77
he and I do not fucking get along. that being said, I know he was blocked and he isn;t now but shit happens.

he's got plenty of better people to talk to than me but if he would actually talk to me, I'd appreciate it....

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TopicConflict is BLOCKED!
Machete
07/08/20 5:24:14 AM
#45
He and I have not gotten along but I hope everything is okay and anyone in contact with him is encouraged to tell him that he can talk to me about it even if that seems laughable and he has like 100 better options of people to talk to. I know what part I played in our falling out. I haven't much cared what he thinks of me, but they don't just block people for no reason... and I do care if he's been having troubling thoughts that would lead to that user status.

If you can see this... and I don't know what alts you have and I'm probably the last person you'd want to talk to... but I'm here

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TopicTerry Crews is trying to win a spot next to Candnece Owens.
Machete
07/08/20 4:51:12 AM
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ThisGuyAreSick posted...
can TC please apologize for insulting my ancestors by comparing me, a white jewish man, to our murderers in the 40s

dude fuck off with this shit. At least you have access to information on your ancestors and you maybe know who they are or even better yet maybe have met them. I still have nothing but a dead end "I would have been..." surname 2-3 years after taking a fucking DNA test that I still occasionally get emails about but they're always fucking spam and ads...

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TopicTerry Crews is trying to win a spot next to Candnece Owens.
Machete
07/08/20 4:45:52 AM
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this is not the right way to get a president with "Mountain Dew" in his name...

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TopicFavorite Evanescence song?
Machete
07/08/20 4:44:10 AM
#13
I only really know their well known stuff, but my favorite was that sad emotional one. Part of me? Dunno if it was called that but it had that in the lyrics. It got to me when I needed something to get to me...

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Topicanyone have experience of taking in stray kitten? i am really fucking nervous
Machete
07/08/20 4:39:00 AM
#6
there are a few people that might be able to help. @InfinityMonster took in a severely wounded kitten several months ago iirc and it was recovering well last I saw, and there was another user who took in a malnourished stray at work and things were looking up as of the last update, though I can't remember the username.

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TopicHow would you describe the taste of it?
Machete
07/08/20 4:32:11 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Damn.

I kinda like the cucumber Gatorade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

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TopicHow would you describe the taste of it?
Machete
07/08/20 4:31:05 AM
#7
MabusIncarnate posted...
I had cucumber lime gatorade and it made me vomit so much I tasted my ass by hour 10

It was legitimately a disturbing experience and should be obliterated from the existence of man, time and space.

I burped fucking gatorade asscumber for days

Right? I managed to finish the whole fucking thing somehow and there was some dude here praising it to high heaven at the end and I was like "wtf dude how can you like this shit?" and he was like "bRo JuSt GiVe iT a ChAnCe! iT gRoWs On U" and I was like "I've been agonizing for days trying to finish it because I don't want to waste something I paid for... plus I want the electrolytes because I drink a lot >_>... but I regret every god damn sip of it as soon as I taste it"

Do they even sell it anymore? I haven't seen it but at the same time I wouldn't buy it ever again so I wouldn't even notice it if it was fucking right in front of me...

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TopicBlack Man Sucker Punches White Teen
Machete
07/08/20 4:25:10 AM
#44
Bad_Mojo posted...
There really isn't anything to talk about. Happens a lot. You should watch more WorldStar videos.

you are talking to a banned user who hasn't yet been banned

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TopicBlack Man Sucker Punches White Teen
Machete
07/08/20 4:24:03 AM
#43
ChocoboMogALT posted...
This is what race baiting looks like.

The fact that this was posted by SomeLikeItHoth spoiled that for all of us tbqh

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TopicHow would you describe the taste of it?
Machete
07/08/20 4:22:11 AM
#4
better than fucking cucumber lime gatorade. I swear to fuck, cucumber has a reputation for being relatively flavorless or neutral flavored but that aftertaste is so fucking strong... I bought only a single bottle of that stuff and it was over a year ago and I still can't get it out of my head... and I don't dislike cucumbers at all. It was just a weird fucking flavor for gatorade.

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TopicHave you been the target of unrequited love?
Machete
07/08/20 4:18:38 AM
#13
teepan95 posted...
I'm oblivious as all fuck though


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TopicWhat ever happened to the area code rating system?
Machete
07/08/20 4:16:57 AM
#6
area codes stopped being restricted to _0_ and _1_ in the 90s or 00s and expanded to include other numbers, rendering the rating system obsolete before it even existed. Plus No_U_L7 or whatever...

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TopicThis is the artist who sings Rachel McAdams' parts
Machete
07/08/20 4:13:29 AM
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I saw "Rachel McAdams' parts" before the rest of the topic title and assumed this had something to do with her vagina.

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TopicCrushed my toe on the 4th. [Picture warning]
Machete
07/08/20 4:09:49 AM
#36
R1masher posted...
Im calling you a toe truck

boom goes the dynamite

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TopicAOC uses foreign propaganda to undermine Trump according to congress hopeful
Machete
07/07/20 8:10:28 PM
#11
that post is a literal fart attack

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TopicPeople over the age of 12 should eat the fucking crust of a pizza.
Machete
07/07/20 8:01:31 PM
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I'm weird about how I pizza. I don't care for the crust if I don't have dipping sauces for it but I also don't approve of wasting it, so I'll take a bite or two of the slice and a bite or two from the crust so I'm getting both at the same time. Eventually, what's left is mostly rectangular so I'll fold it around the crust so every remaining bite is both crust and non-crust. The proportions are good and I'm enjoying all of it while wasting nothing.

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TopicParis Hilton is running for president
Machete
07/07/20 7:44:49 PM
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according to Roseanne, the white house already has a woman's touch because donald is a woman...

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TopicThe universe is basically the inside of a black hole
Machete
07/07/20 7:40:50 PM
#27
DarkRoast posted...
don't drink Coke Zero

I don't, so good to know that I'm doing something right lol

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TopicMary Trump says her uncle's upbringing was full of neglect and trauma
Machete
07/07/20 7:39:07 PM
#31
Highwind07 posted...
Ah so much makes sense.

warlock7735 posted...
I am utterly unsurprised

Zikten posted...
I believe it. he's obviously got a ton of mental issues. anyone can see that. I think most doctors would probably consider him to be mentally ill

MaxEffingBemis posted...
This makes sense, and the fact that he has always surrounded himself with yes-men exacerbates it


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TopicHORRIFYING Picture of a BAT has been found...Does it scare you?
Machete
07/06/20 9:22:48 PM
#22
Duncanwii posted...
Theres no point of reference. The only other thing in the pic is the motorcycle. I need a pic of it beside an actual human other words I call garbage.

This is the article I found

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/photo-human-sized-bat-philippines-180625737.html

pic may be fake. Species is apparently real and apparently legit can be that big though unless the entire article is bullshit.

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TopicHORRIFYING Picture of a BAT has been found...Does it scare you?
Machete
07/06/20 9:19:20 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
If that is one of those fox bats, their wingspan can be larger than 4 feet, and it makes this photo pretty legitimate.

yeah. It's golden something flying fox iirc. It's endangered and from the Philippines apparently.

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TopicHORRIFYING Picture of a BAT has been found...Does it scare you?
Machete
07/06/20 9:15:42 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
It's clearly fake.

That's what I thought too and maybe it is, but apparently those bats really do get that big according to the article I read.

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TopicHORRIFYING Picture of a BAT has been found...Does it scare you?
Machete
07/06/20 9:13:39 PM
#8
wtf I literally just sent someone here a PM about that picture >_> (like less than a minute ago, but also a few hours ago because I thought maybe they could have possibly been the person who posted that initially)

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TopicEXCLUSIVE look at Aunt Jemima's replacement.
Machete
07/06/20 6:58:51 PM
#8
are they also going to change Uncle Jemima's mash liquor?

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TopicWhite couple caught defacing BLM monument.
Machete
07/06/20 6:45:02 PM
#53
Lathissamus posted...
He should know better than to be a white guy that supports Trump I suppose.

literally every trump supporter should know better than to support trump. trump should have literally 0 supporters.

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Topictrump vows to protect the christ the redeemer statue from protesters
Machete
07/06/20 6:42:55 PM
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What are protesters even gonna do to it? Knock it over? It's like 200 fucking feet tall lol

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TopicIt happened suddenly, a boy with psychic powers woke up transformed into Kadabra
Machete
07/06/20 6:39:35 PM
#7
Mareen posted...
That entry bothers me so much.

same... like why would he have transformed straight to an evolved pokemon? Why would he not have transformed into an Abra?

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TopicMygyn Kylly washed off her blackface and put on her klan hood
Machete
07/06/20 6:31:01 PM
#42
Lathissamus posted...
Some prominent black conservatives bring up the same argument. Are they racist?

Lathissamus posted...
conservatives




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