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| Topic | Anybody else excited for the presidential debate? |
| Machete 07/11/20 12:32:37 AM #12 | Polycosm posted... Hes lost a step or two since then, but his debate performance against Palin was outstanding... and not just because Palin was an underprepared patsy. Everyone was ready to jump on Biden for going to easy on Palin because shes a woman, or too hard on Palin because shes a woman. But instead of gaffing it up, Biden walked the tightrope expertly and had a big moment when he talked about fatherhood. This sounds like a big deal and I have no fucking idea even what that debate was --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Man rate my tonight's dinner |
| Machete 07/11/20 12:30:11 AM #7 | Looks normal. Good for you :P --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | SHOCKING: St. Louis couple who pulled guns on protestors have history of sucking |
| Machete 07/11/20 12:28:21 AM #9 | billcom6 posted... in 2017, the McCloskeys say they are entitled to a 1,143-square-foot triangle of lawn in front of property I cannot fucking believe this --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | She says ''Everything the sun touches is yours'' |
| Machete 07/11/20 12:26:41 AM #15 | UnfairRepresent posted... Lion King reference Shotgunnova posted... Lost_All_Senses posted... I don't even understand this one. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Ive never been to the politics board, i hear it is worse than CE |
| Machete 07/11/20 12:24:11 AM #15 | tremain07 posted... They hate rightest over there and love SJWs Squall28 posted... sounds like CE BobanMarjanovic posted... It's basically resetERA clown penis (I've actually never been there) --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | I wanna write something, CE |
| Machete 07/10/20 10:41:41 PM #1 | I haven't been in the best place these days lol but the important thing is I've been very introspective and writing is always something I've enjoyed. 10-15 years ago I had a story series on another board and it was self sustaining... like people signed up to be characters in it and they were and that was enough. More recently, it has not been that easy. I would like to revive it though, ideally. The style is a combination of Saw and Final Destination with elements of South Park and Archer, which shouldn't make sense but that's kinda the point... Sign up to be a part and you will be a part but you''ll be killed lol... but it will be fun and it will be a good read. And there is a lot of random, and that plays the biggest role. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | My dad was a parole officer. His stories make me so sad. |
| Machete 07/10/20 10:20:37 PM #46 | DarkRoast posted... Just FYI - I made up this story. I just wanted to see where various CE-ers stood in such a scenario. Although my dad actually was a parole officer, but mostly he quit because he thought the department he worked for was corrupt as hell. aaaaaand now I fucking look like an asshole \_()_/ --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | My dad was a parole officer. His stories make me so sad. |
| Machete 07/10/20 10:18:36 PM #45 | DiegoSanchez206 posted... Troll topic, well done! Fuck off. I disagree with DarkRoast on a lot of things but she is in no way a troll. She's one of the more real people here tbh. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Have you seen the Comedy Central series, "Strangers With Candy"? |
| Machete 07/10/20 5:54:13 PM #6 | I used to watch it when I got home from high school which was funny because it was a parody of the "after school special" genre. Very quotable show too. I remember Colbert's closeted gay dude reading a biblical line at dinner when his male love interest was over, like his family always said grace with a randomly chosen bible passage and this time it was something like "when a man lays with another man, it's an abomination" Then there was Principal Onyx Blackman arguing with Jerri's paralyzed father over the phone and it was implied that the father used the n word. And Jerri's fucking ridiculous pets that were always killed off in the same episode they were introduced >_> And in one episode she gave in to peer pressure and got high as fuck and she was talking about everything being super colorful but she was just seeing a bunch of shades of brown and gray lol. Not even one of my favorite shows of that time but still lots of memory lane there --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Would you rather live in Denver or Seattle? |
| Machete 07/10/20 5:25:27 PM #5 | Not sure if this is contextual... but climate is a big deal for me and Seattle is Pacific Northwest and Denver is high altitude. They both sound like places that would be good for me, so I guess it would come down to cost of living. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Bicycle OWNS Ferrari |
| Machete 07/10/20 5:22:47 PM #8 | Abiz_ posted... Just a little rock and you would be splattered on the road. Pretty insane. the dude is fucking nuts just to have the composure to be able to do that tbh. I'd almost rather nope and just fucking wipe out immediately than risk what could happen at top speed... --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Back in full circle. |
| Machete 07/10/20 5:20:35 PM #2 | After watching this I super feel more respect for the AMERICAN FLAG FUCK YEAH but I'm also not entirely sure what I just watched because my sound is off and I could see what was happening but in the not ideal mental state I'm in right now, there was always going to be things lost in translation --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | This is very chilling |
| Machete 07/10/20 5:11:15 PM #12 | dragonballer88 posted... Lego my man! Oh shit it's dragonballer88 lol I'm having the same sort of reaction to seeing you here that you had to seeing tc :P --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Bicycle OWNS Ferrari |
| Machete 07/10/20 5:04:04 PM #3 | what the jesus --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | "Fauci has made lots of mistakes" - Trump |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:59:10 PM #125 | Poop2 posted... "Trump is a mistake" - Literally Everyone --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | How many of the top 100 spoken languages can you think of? |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:47:51 PM #6 | AsucaHayashi posted... there are 12 entries for china alone... how could anyone know all of those >_> yeah I got the two obvious ones for each of China and India and then I was like wtf... (actually one of the India ones was Bangladesh) --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Minneapolis cops seeking disability pay after George Floyd protests |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:46:47 PM #3 | so basically the tl;dr is "waaaahhh" -cops --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | How many of the top 100 spoken languages can you think of? |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:43:13 PM #3 | yikes. I thought I'd be good at this but I only got 33 :( (there were a few relatively easy ones that I could have guessed but I quit with a minute or two left and I'm kicking myself for not guessing Zulu even though I thought of it and also wasting a bunch of time trying to guess Afrikaans and thinking I was spelling it wrong) --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | For those who are impressed by Trump's perfect score on the MoCA, here it is: |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:31:02 PM #18 | wow donald smart --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Woah nearly Half a MIL KIDS "GO MISSING" in USA |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:26:13 PM #3 | clownpenis.fart --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Mich. governor signs order that requires businesses to refuse anti-mask people. |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:22:45 PM #2 | good --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | last night i made the mistake of getting too sticky with 2 ladies and i got bust |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:13:45 PM #6 | I slow play a lot so I always consider everyone else does too lol --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | conspiracy theorists now think wayfair is front for a child sex trafficking ring |
| Machete 07/10/20 4:10:34 PM #41 | Bluebomber182 posted... https://twitter.com/darrianperdue/status/1281488352164929539 I don't understand what I'm looking at here --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Libs assault speaker for saying men are not women |
| Machete 07/10/20 2:48:35 AM #11 | and here is where I explain why this topic was created in good faith --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Current Events, within this topic I chart my attempts to purge unhealthy habits |
| Machete 07/10/20 2:42:58 AM #36 | DrizztLink posted... I can be up, walking, and talking at a BAC of .37. I'm not proud about completely understanding what that's like, but yeah... --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Current Events, within this topic I chart my attempts to purge unhealthy habits |
| Machete 07/10/20 2:19:50 AM #34 | The_Creep_2020 posted... Generally, I consume a litre of vodka in two days. Buddy I know what you're dealing with lol even if #2 and 3 aren't really things for me... --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Offical CEnsus |
| Machete 07/10/20 2:13:29 AM #3 | 31 to 40 is a big fucking age bracket tbh --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | You will all refer to me by the name... Betty |
| Machete 07/10/20 2:08:53 AM #51 | Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Lose Yourself, covered by pretty Korean girl. |
| Machete 07/10/20 2:07:29 AM #4 | That was oddly literally everything I expected it to be and nothing about that statement is negative, like even that "wtf my hair got in my mouth" at the end... I'm in a weird place right now but I really enjoyed this. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Cancel Culture summed up in four images |
| Machete 07/09/20 8:59:38 PM #109 | something happened to the account level of the topic creator --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | veggeto X, virulium, Full THROTTLE. What do these users have in common? |
| Machete 07/09/20 7:21:34 PM #6 | R1masher posted... Detachable nipples /topic --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Rudy Giuliani calls cops after being pranked by Sacha Baron Cohen. |
| Machete 07/09/20 7:20:48 PM #5 | is this a confirmation of season 2? --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | My neighbor gave us an Olive Garden gift card as a wedding gift... during covid |
| Machete 07/09/20 7:00:26 PM #3 | we're all family here --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | What makes people want to drink booze when they're sad or irritated? |
| Machete 07/09/20 6:59:17 PM #4 | I do it to stop thinking about whatever I'm thinking about that makes me want to do it... --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Best Sam Rockwell role |
| Machete 07/09/20 6:56:11 PM #13 | Kajagogo posted... Three Billboards This. Fucking fantastic movie and everyone in it was great. I knew what I was getting into and it still exceeded my expectations constantly. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Do you have blonde or red hair? |
| Machete 07/09/20 6:53:33 PM #7 | nope. It's as close to black as possible without actually being black. Same with my eyes lol --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | What are you procastinating about right now in this moment |
| Machete 07/09/20 6:48:06 PM #5 | everything, most notably looking for a new job (a. it terrifies me and I haven't had to do so in over a decade, and b. I don't have faith that my state won't shut the fuck down again from the virus) --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | Why is Trump hell bent on opening Schools ? |
| Machete 07/09/20 3:53:27 AM #7 | donald wants death --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | What memes boomers, millennials and Gen Z find funny in one pic |
| Machete 07/09/20 1:42:55 AM #8 | as someone basically wedged between Gen X and millennial, I don't fucking get it... aside from the obvious "elon musk has a really stupid face" thing... --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
| Topic | I'm not making progress |
| Machete 07/09/20 1:39:47 AM #15 | SpaghettiCookie posted... i am sorry to hear that. I worked in shipping and I wasn't fucking happy about it either. Almost 10 years is a long time. I spent all of it wanting something better. That being said, my younger brother moves shit in a warehouse too and the only thing stopping me from asking him to try and get me a job there is the fact that I live too far away and moving is just... I'm not wanting to do that at this point and at least for now I can avoid it. --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- |
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