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Smashingpmkns
07/07/20 7:10:01 PM
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https://twitter.com/ParisHilton/status/1280320055163490305

That's hot!

zoom in on the dog lmao
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Zikten
07/07/20 7:10:50 PM
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she would be the first President that people knew what they looked like getting fucked
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LastTomorrow
07/07/20 7:12:03 PM
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sigh.

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DepreceV2
07/07/20 7:13:25 PM
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LastTomorrow posted...
sigh.

Trump has lowered the standards so much that anyone thinks they can be president without any experience

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Smashingpmkns
07/07/20 7:14:32 PM
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DepreceV2 posted...
LastTomorrow posted...
sigh.

Trump has lowered the standards so much that anyone thinks they can be president without any experience

Paris Hilton is obviously joking but it does seem like the only real requirement is to have a stupid amount of money
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GentlemanGamer
07/07/20 7:15:41 PM
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Zikten posted...
she would be the first President that people knew what they looked like getting fucked

The general populace, sure, but some people out there have definitely seen Herbert Hoover
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-Unowninator-
07/07/20 7:15:42 PM
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Great, America is doomed forever.
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WaterLink
07/07/20 7:15:44 PM
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Zikten posted...
she would be the first President that people knew what they looked like getting fucked

At least she was into it on some level unlike dead fish Kim K.
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I Like Toast
07/07/20 7:16:19 PM
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Well she has the same qualifications as Biden. Not trump.

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Phantom_Nook
07/07/20 7:17:04 PM
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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody predicted the future???
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RetsuZaiZen
07/07/20 7:17:36 PM
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I mean we have a reality TV president now so...

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Duncanwii
07/07/20 7:18:47 PM
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The last time Paris Hilton was President she made being over 150 pounds illegal.
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GentlemanGamer
07/07/20 7:24:04 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
The last time Paris Hilton was President she made being over 150 pounds illegal.

and people think America has a lot of people in prison NOW....
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Smashingpmkns
07/07/20 7:24:26 PM
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Unlike Trump and Biden, Paris Hilton has actually had blue collar jobs. She really would be the working man's president
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SkittyOnWailord
07/07/20 7:26:27 PM
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I'm still waiting for Chuck Norris to run.

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SolidShadow3
07/07/20 7:31:36 PM
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Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson for president. Only president to use the term "Motherfucker" in his inaugural speech.

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Darmik
07/07/20 7:31:44 PM
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I'd watch that season of The Simple Life

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Heavy_D_Forever
07/07/20 7:43:11 PM
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Kanye/Paris on the same ticket with N***** in Paris as the campaign theme song. 2020 would be redeemed.

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Machete
07/07/20 7:44:49 PM
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according to Roseanne, the white house already has a woman's touch because donald is a woman...

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R1masher
07/07/20 7:49:47 PM
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Ive yet to see her alleged sex tape

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au_gold
07/07/20 7:50:43 PM
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She has my vote.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/07/20 7:52:57 PM
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Hot

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TheVipaGTS
07/07/20 7:55:05 PM
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Yes!

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