Lurker > KillerSlaw

gamer167 posted...

Boy you thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

Is this good or bad?

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Smashingpmkns posted...

This doesnt seem to be recent

*shrug*

The guy from twitter said it was 1993 vs 2019 so I just went with it cause I thought it was funny.

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Wii_Shaker posted...

Do you do leg press? Bicycle?

My calves used to be crazy defined when I was skating.

I haven't done serious leg exercises in nearly 10 years. I jog and walk a lot though.

Back in high school/college I lifted weights a lot though.

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https://imgur.com/1X5mOKt

IDK why the hell I'm posting this.

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https://imgur.com/oCqQDIG

Modern Marvel is a trip, man. Look at Wolverine fat pudgy body. WTF?

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Mistere Man posted...

One year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZveA-NAIDI

impeachment without trail. Psychic much?

But what is this about his death?

It's based on his character on house of cards. They killed him off screen after the allegations came out.

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Kevin Spacey gives no fucks

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https://imgur.com/OVnqRxa
https://imgur.com/TtXiSdq

stolen from twitter

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I don't remember it scaring me that much to be honest, which is really weird because like Jenova having an eye on her tit really fucked with my 9/10 year old brain at the time.

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Boogie so fat he had to get baptized at Seaworld

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Boogie so fat when he takes a shower his feet stay dry.

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Hey remember when Crusher fucked a ghost?

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Hey remember when Data fucked Tasha?

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IDK

I almost think so, since a lot of people tell me I'm "too skinny" right now, but I still have a bit of a ponch and could stand to lose 20-30 pounds.

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Lock and Load

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solosnake posted...

two other accusers were found dead?

https://tiffanyfitzhenry.com/breaking-news/kevin-spacey-whistleblower-killed/

https://tiffanyfitzhenry.com/breaking-news/breaking-second-kevin-spacey-accuser-dies-this-time-in-midst-of-sexual-assault-lawsuit/

Sorry for the weird source, it's just the first thing that came up.

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Weekend at Phillips?

Weekend at Elizabeths?

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https://youtu.be/WCuuKhjLB0Q

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz85qpVLu6w

I know about My Summer Story/It Runs in the Family before you say anything, but that was official.

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Captain_Qwark posted...

Also how does Rey eliminating palpy and the sith bring balance to the force exactly?

Now isn't it light side dominant?

IIRC the explanation is that the dark side is a perversion of the force, and that the light side is how it is supposed to be.

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Jesus Christ, talk about having the same idea at the same time.

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https://youtu.be/BzMCjFQIefg

And a happy new year!

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El Mexicano Texano posted...

Decided to give presents just so he could get milk and cookies from all over the world

I'm dead

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Shablagoo posted...

The difference is that these are not selfies, and they are also genuine laguhes/smiles. They are candid shots.

The "soy boy smile" is almost always a selfie, or at the very least very obviously staged. That is what I mean when I say "anyone who does this." Anyone who does this as in stages the smiles. It never looks genuine and it has a lot to do with the eyes I think.

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My favorite part of that movie is the fact that the one person he never thought to ask for the gun (his father) was the one who ended up getting it for him.

And his whole justification is like "Shit, I had one as a kid!"

Also I'm pretty sure that movie taught me from a really young age not to shoot metal BB's and metal signs because of ricochet.

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HylianFox posted...

He's 100% right that if Nintendo made these, they'd be going for 20+ bucks a pop and that's JUST for the toy, and yet the game is also included (which is like 30-60 bucks itself)

Not only that, but they'd probably not make nearly enough supply to meet the demand, where as these seem to be fucking *everywhere*.

It really makes me wonder if Ubisoft really overproduced these things or if it really sold *that* bad. I know it didn't sell enough to keep the whole toy aspect going, but I thought it sold enough that they kept going with digital downloads and stuff. Even more, I thought it sold the most on the Switch, but it always seems to be a massive glut of Switch copies are what is left.


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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

Rey's powerful connection to the force just because she descends from Emperor Palpatine. The Force isn't genetic. That's a Skywalker trait.

I don't understand people who say this.

In old film canon, the entire crutch is on the Skywalker family and all of them having force connections.

In old EU canon, we had a whole multimedia story about the son of a Jedi becoming super fucking powerful and becoming Vaders apprentice.

In the new canon, we have Rey being the granddaughter of Palpatine.

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Huh, I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

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HylianFox posted...

I have the game and the Arwing toy

that's it

Me too, I bought it when it was like 20 bucks last year.

Games alright, I only played like an hour but I didn't hate it just got more involved in other shit.

Also, if anyone cares, Best Buy is now apparently selling them online for 8 bucks free shipping. The Arwing toy is pretty cool to be fair.

Edit: https://www.bestbuy.com/site/starlink-battle-for-atlas-starter-pack-featuring-star-fox-nintendo-switch/6260477.p?skuId=6260477

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What is it with Twitter psychos and always talking like super villains?

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https://youtu.be/_5EK3KPAteU

This feels like a Scott the Waz skit

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Rebel has apparently been a fan for 25 years, knows more than anyone on this board about Star Wars and has a tattoo.

Don't you dare call him just a troll.


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I went to this wrestling camp when I was like 12 or 13, tore some muscle in my leg and pushed through it till the end of the day.


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WELCOME
THRlLLHO

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Don't like it? Move to Russia, commie. I'm sure they got a nice spot in the acid mines for ya

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Honestly, I think anyone that does a selfie like this is a moron.

I tried it once, before the whole "soy face" thing became a meme. I was like "Holy Shit, I look like a fucking pussy." and deleted the photo ASAP. Since then, I see people doing this face all the time. Not once have I not thought the person doing it didn't look like a gigantic fucking wuss.

What is it with these dudes having absolutely no concept of how they look?

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https://imgur.com/N6u17sO


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Normal people don't care about Star Wars enough to get angry at it for having dumb writing. That'd be like getting angry at The Fast and the Furious for having dumb writing.

You laugh at it, you poke fun at it, but like...shit, you don't get angry at it. It's just a fucking kids movie. Just have fun like you're supposed to, stop treating Star Wars more important than it is.

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Look up Soy Boy Switch if you wanna see some real horrifying shit.

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https://imgur.com/4kLerCN


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I got bored before I finished but I did a lot of side stuff

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DarthWendy posted...

None, since it unfortunately is neither of those things.

*drops dorito pope hat in shock*

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Learn to code?

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Eating all those Snowballs

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It's funny

Where the hell else would I have found someone like Xsquadder?

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How many awards did he give Hideo Kojima masterpiece and Greatest Game of All Time Death Stranding, tho?

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I love all sorts of dogshit retro throwbacks so I'd say you're wrong.

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