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McSame_as_Bush posted...

Firefox got sued for secretly recording someone pooping once.

source: i made this up

Damn I better look on porn tube sites to see if I'm there I'm always on my phone when I'm pooping.
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green dragon posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Then your attention whoring will be fed no more, bye.

Damn dude, why do you gotta take my light-hearted post, and turn it into a vehicle of hatred?

Because I made a topic and/or post.
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Barcode? Do I have to leave my house?
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Then your attention whoring will be fed no more, bye.

This is for MICHALECOLE not for you. Jeez.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

green dragon posted...

bro, format that paragraph better

I will not.
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No, I don't know it. Especially in today's American climate. Similarly how you told another user not to tell you how your country culture is because they don't live there, don't tell me how my country culture is because you don't live here.
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That's nice, dear.
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

I like how teachers always use the newest of books as well for their curriculum...I really wonder if Calculus 101 has changed in the past 50 years.

New editions add two new words or rearrange pages. It's so stupid. Then they act like you can't use old editions because the problems assigned will be on non-corresponding page numbers.
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I kept getting a notification that my Firefox app on Android was running my camera in the background and it was freaking me out so I turned off the permissions for the app in case it was spying on me. Now the app keeps randomly popping up permission requests to be able to record audio and have access to my camera/record video. It's really disconcerting. Why does it need to do any of that? It never had this problem before or if it was doing that it just never told me. It makes me wonder what it's recorded me doing.
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And I went to MICHALECOLE's house to chat and in my dream he was married with some kids. He told me he was looking for a girlfriend and his wife was cool with that. I said that's cool bro wanna walk Ernie with me? So we took Ernie for a walk and the whole time he was telling me I was walking Ernie wrong but that's okay. Then he said he had to go to the bathroom but I was like man why didn't you go before we left? Whatever, he's my friend. So there's this store where we went in this kinda small mall thing for him to go to the bathroom and I realized I didn't bring any bags to pick up Ernie's poop when we get to the park so I was gonna steal some because they had individual ones in a dispenser but then I felt bad so I was gonna buy a few. So @MICHALECOLE walks up behind me and says hey what are you dumb there's gonna be bags at the park don't waste your money! And then I was like oh yeah good lookin out you're such a good friend. Then we picked out a treat for Ernie that was a cookie for dogs shaped like a Thanksgiving turkey and frosted to look like one too so that was fun. We laughed when Ernie ate it because he barely had any teeth so it takes him forever. Then we were almost ready to go to the park but two of my brothers showed up and asked if we wanted to eat lunch so we decided to go someplace at that weird tiny mall we were at but they didn't want to eat there I guess because it was cheap and kept talking about this real expensive steakhouse and MICHALECOLE and I were like looking at each other like are these bitches crazy I'm not going there that's too expensive so we kinda slithered out of there because they weren't paying attention to us anyway. So then we were walking down the street with Ernie to get to the park and for some reason in my dream people had to walk in a bike lane for people in the street and there were like valet stands directing traffic for people walking. But then when we finally did get to the park I woke up so who knows what kind of fun adventures me and my BFF MICHALECOLE would have gotten into there. What a great dream.
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XlaxJynx007 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Zikten posted...

btw, one major thing that disproves the whole "they are all evil" theory is that most people in this country vote always for one side or the other. alot of people that voted for Trump just did it cause he was the republican. simple as that. you can't say they are evil when they would have voted for any other republican. he was just the one who got nominated. and I bet you yourself always vote democrat no exceptions. so don't give me that crap

If you vote for the current Republican party you can eat a dick because you're ruining the country.

I view people that vote Democrat the exact same way

Then you think like an idiot.
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Zikten posted...

btw, one major thing that disproves the whole "they are all evil" theory is that most people in this country vote always for one side or the other. alot of people that voted for Trump just did it cause he was the republican. simple as that. you can't say they are evil when they would have voted for any other republican. he was just the one who got nominated. and I bet you yourself always vote democrat no exceptions. so don't give me that crap

If you vote for the current Republican party you can eat a dick because you're ruining the country.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I wonder what made her look intimidating? Oh I know, she's black.

You must be into yoga because you're doing a loooot of stretching

Irony.

Did you see her photos? What about her looks intimidating? If you're intimidated by either of those people you're a huge pussy.
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Good job, Arv!
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MrMelodramatic posted...

Ive discusted many a woman before

Lmao
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CwebbMichSac4 posted...

i kinda agree with the feds though, why couldn't he have gotten the cheapest charger they offer which is like 25k instead of the very top of the line charger?

Because then how would everyone know what a high ranking police officer he is and how big his dick is? Also how would they know how corrupt he is???
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Yawn.
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Nevermind, I'm not taking your bait. It's too early and I have the day off today.
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OhhhJa posted...

Jen0125 posted...

OhhhJa posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

That's not really how emotions work.

If something like that gets you so worked up that you cant control yourself then you need anger management

Yeah and that's actually exactly how emotions work. Emotionally healthy people have decent control over their emotions and don't get to the extreme over much of anything in any emotion unless it's a pretty serious incident taking place. Emotionally healthy people also can choose to not get angry over tiny events like this.

Yep. A friend of mine who beat someone up in a bar fight had to do an anger management course and one of the things they teach you is that you can be in control over how what someone says effects you. You dont have to let words make you fly off the handle

That's what they were teaching me the building blocks of when I was in that cognitive behavioral therapy group. Obviously I'm not at all there yet but it's pretty much scientific fact and it's the basic of CBT lmao
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Having a disability doesn't give you an excuse to be an asshole. I'm in a family with a disabled person too and he doesn't act like a dumb piece of shit.

If he used his corporate training he would have accepted the coupon, taken her info and then sent it to their department that handles fraud prevention. Instead he called the police because he was afraid of being filmed by an "intimidating" looking woman. I wonder what made her look intimidating? Oh I know, she's black.

You must be into yoga because you're doing a loooot of stretching in your post to defend something that is entirely indefensible.

You're doing the exact same thing to the woman that you say people are doing to the man. You had a whole paragraph about the coupon "looking" fraudulent but you have no proof it was and in fact in all actuality likely wasn't because CVS hasn't done anything to press any type of charges against this woman. So you're making up lies about what a fraudster this woman is trying to buy adult diapers for a medical condition while railing on people saying this guy appears racist for calling the cops on her because he's "intimidated" due to her appearance and his belief she's using a fraudulent coupon, which the police wouldn't even handle at this juncture in the investigation.
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OhhhJa posted...

Kyuubi4269 posted...

That's not really how emotions work.

If something like that gets you so worked up that you cant control yourself then you need anger management

Yeah and that's actually exactly how emotions work. Emotionally healthy people have decent control over their emotions and don't get to the extreme over much of anything in any emotion unless it's a pretty serious incident taking place. Emotionally healthy people also can choose to not get angry over tiny events like this.
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EclairReturns posted...

but I feel so guilty about not paying the authors of the book the money they deserve after having gone through the trouble of writing these textbooks, that I dismissed the idea.

man they've been paid 100x over for that shit. college textbooks are such a fucking racket.
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yeah idk, there's still a lot of resistance to "socialism" but after everything that's been going on who knows what is going to happen
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Rasmoh posted...

How is it not equally callous to force our own citizens to bear the burden of unchecked illegal immigration?

We're able to easily. It's not some giant burden. Christ on a cracker.

Rasmoh posted...

You do realize that lower and middle class people are the ones who have to deal with the plethora of negatives associated with people illegally entering our country, right?

Oh gosh, and why is that? Is it possibly because the wealthy don't pull their weight in our society? And whose fault is that??

Rasmoh posted...

Is it not callous tell someone that they have to deal with increased taxes, even more thinly stretched social programs, increased crime, suppressed wages, etc or they're evil?

And whose fault is it that the middle class and lower class constantly have to pay higher taxes while their rich and corporate buddies get massive tax breaks??

Rasmoh posted...

Also, assuming you don't invite every homeless person that you see to come live with you, you are equally as callous as I am.

This is a false equivalency because my taxes already pay for resources for the homeless if they want to make use of them.
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My ideal would be Bernie but that's farfetched for most people. I don't think any of those people will be the candidate.
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that's nice dear
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The battle system is really fun with the dress spheres!
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board.

>zeus
>left leaning centrist

the dude is farther right than most republicans.

Well don't tell him that.
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Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board.
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Lmao no. I like them both.
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When I first got out of treatment I thought I'd be able to use my vape pen later down the road without an issue but Mando and my counselor kinda talked some sense into me about it and I agreed with them. So I just threw it away so I wouldn't even be tempted to try to use it lol.
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InhumaneRaider posted...

Like, honestly. If you're that worried about your child being affected, just let him know, that sort of language isn't acceptable. She was literally looking for a reason to argue.

This. It's your job as a parent to teach your children proper behavior, not police other adults who are around your children. If an adult around your children does something you think is inappropriate it's a teaching moment for you to tell your kids that isn't the appropriate thing to do and why so they learn.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Jen0125 posted...

SmokeMassTree posted...

I'll talk to you about your problems Jen

For $50 an hour we can go deep into your desire to have a child.

Why do you take a page out of the book of Sunwu for your crappy insults?

It was a serious offer.

You need to up your troll game, son. Getting a girlfriend made you slip.
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Moonjay posted...

Jen, it is absolutely understandable and possibly the best idea to refuse to do any substances to avoid a relapse. But I will say this for marijuana... It is now becoming well known for helping cure addictions to other things, especially heroin and alcohol. I was drinking pretty heavily for a while but after I started vaping pot I stopped wanting alcohol much. Could really go without it forever if I still had muh weed.

It's more that they're intrinsically linked to me because I did them simultaneously. I don't think at this point I'd be able to try to marijuana without getting triggered to drink alcohol.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I don't drink caffeine 7 days a week because I'm a superior being.

That's unlikely.

Lmao why's that?

Your anxieties.

What does caffeine have to do with that? Are you drunk right now?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I don't drink caffeine 7 days a week because I'm a superior being.

That's unlikely.

Lmao why's that?
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SmokeMassTree posted...

I'll talk to you about your problems Jen

For $50 an hour we can go deep into your desire to have a child.

Why do you take a page out of the book of Sunwu for your crappy insults?
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I don't drink caffeine 7 days a week because I'm a superior being.
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KogaSteelfang posted...

I'm giving cbt another try myself. Recently bought a book that can help get you set in a routine of replacing bad thoughts with good. It didn't really stick when I was in therapy.

Yeah it only works if you make it work.
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Just because you're going to deport them back doesn't mean you should treat them like animals, lock them in cages, and deny them medical care. I don't know how you people function in society. I really doubt you do properly.
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Man, I can't imagine being so callous towards human beings just because of an imaginary divide created over a map. Get some perspective.
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I can't do any type of marijuana consumption. That is too closely related to my alcohol use and I don't even want to risk a relapse.
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I left the one I was in after the guy said four responses to me. He was so slow in responding and when he did it was just things I had just said to him. It was completely pointless.
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lmao that's adorable
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sorry i haven't made whoopie in a long time


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MICHALECOLE posted...

Dont worry about why Jen is tagged Ill tag Jen whenever I damn well please

oh yeah tag me bb tag me
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I put some of Ernie's long johns on her the other day just to see what she'd do. It took me and Mando both to get them on her and of course they were too big. But she ran down the hall into the room where her litter box is, which is where she retreats to when she wants to flee the scene of the crimes she commits most of the time.

But she ran down in there.. Poked half her face out into the hallway to glare at us. Then she flopped down on the ground and slinked across the floor, dragging herself by her front paws until her body just came out of the pajamas like she was a catsnake.

It was beautiful.
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Aw, your kitties are so pretty too!

Maxie is a cat of many names lmao. She's Maxie Pad, Crazy Lady and Pretty Kitty. She's a nutter.
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Maybe it's an alternate universe. Maybe it's our universe!
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