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| Topic | The Late Night Topic with Delta (I'm just posting the usual filth here) |
| HornedLion 07/31/21 7:48:02 AM #493 | Ogurisama posted... https://i.imgur.com/FXw5ioC.jpg Le Tits Now! --- I'm actually really enjoying GodFall. |
| Topic | you didn't exist for like 4.5 billion years |
| HornedLion 02/23/21 4:51:51 PM #35 | Speak for yourself, human. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Replace a video game/movie title with Daddy |
| HornedLion 02/19/21 8:05:04 AM #35 | Daddy Raider Legacy Of Daddy And this Fall: FFXIV: Daddys Walker expansion --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Do you think any hobby you stick with for too long... |
| HornedLion 02/18/21 11:58:27 PM #21 | Gaming is a hobby. And sometimes people even frequent gaming forums. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | well slap my ass and call me sally |
| HornedLion 02/18/21 10:17:30 AM #9 | FatalAccident posted... how can tc get prregant His girl was in ovulation and the egg traveled down through the uterus and up TCs pee hole... where it finally settled inside his balls. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | What do you put on your pancakes and why isn't it golden syrup, lemon juice and. |
| HornedLion 02/18/21 8:17:03 AM #23 | My brothers use to put cream cheese on their pancakes. Off topic, but my friends mom would put ketchup on top of her spaghetti. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | question for those happily married |
| HornedLion 02/18/21 8:15:51 AM #25 | LinkPizza posted... Not really. I was watching something that showed how staying together with someone you love for the kids is actually a bad idea. They can pick up on the feeling between you two, and will usually think it's their fault. Even when you tell them they did nothing wrong. They say it better to have two loving homes, rather than one home where the love isn't all there... Honestly... after the last mess she made... if I stay she wont learn. And the best chance we got is a break. She has to learn that Mario doesnt have unlimited lives. Eventually its game over. Shes gorgeous but one thing life has taught me... Theres an unlimited supply of hot ass, strawberry blonde, Irish girls willing to date me. So Ill be alright. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | question for those happily married |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 11:31:20 PM #23 | LinkPizza posted... Not married (will not get married), but I do want to spend the rest of my life with him. Im not sure how long, though. It was probably when I thought he was gong to leave forever and I wouldnt see him again... We made little carbon copies of ourselves. So we kinda have to at least appear stable for them. Shit is... I battled people, companies, even government agencies for her ass... I loved her so hard. But she keeps creating problems just to see me take them on. I think shes just bored with being a homemaker, especially during these Covid times, and likes the drama --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Is Anthem worth $10? |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 10:42:34 PM #9 | LinkPizza posted... @HornedLion lol. Fucking LP. At $10 its good. But if they shut down the game next week it doesnt matter cause youll get $10 worth of fun out of it. I say you shouldnt, though, FarQ. Why? Cause youll fall in love with the flying and wonder how they couldve let a game with such a fun mechanic go to shit. Youll also wonder if there will ever be another game with the same kind of flying in the future. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Which end of the pear do you insert first? |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 8:31:27 PM #8 |  I eat pear ass. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Nintendo won! |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 7:25:35 PM #9 | wwinterj25 posted...  --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Conservative Tramp Gina Carano makes FIRST APPEARANCE..Look at what she DID!!! |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 7:12:44 PM #3 | Yoooo! Is Ben Shapiro 49 or is Jordan Peterson 72? --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Nintendo won! |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 7:10:02 PM #6 | wwinterj25 posted... Won what? ! --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | question for those happily married |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 6:56:09 PM #9 | Mead posted... I knew right away. Pretty much the moment I met her. This. She loved how I would save her from all sorts of issues. And then life became peaceful. But... women dont like stability... they like excitement. So she began creating issues for me to save her from. You have no idea how many times I compared myself to Mario and said, If the princess keeps getting captured by Bowser, theres a fucking problem! Eventually I got tired of someone treating me like a Pokmon, and constantly throwing me into battles just to see if I still love them enough to fight them out. Im still with her... but I do seek emotional fulfillment from other women. Sorry, but not sorry. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Nintendo won! |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 6:38:27 PM #4 | DrYuya posted... Nintendo won in a way yes...I haven't had a good nap in awhile but the direct helped me go to sleep like nothing else I've tried. De qu coo ests hablando en nombre de Dios? Ests ms que credo. Por Dios! --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Nintendo won! |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 5:40:11 PM #1 | Ninja Gaiden collection. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | She's not deaf... |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 2:12:50 PM #4 | lihlih posted... Does she have tourettes? Yes. And she streams herself gaming. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | She's not deaf... |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 2:09:56 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Rush Limbaugh dead at 70 |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 12:37:27 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Fat Or Thick? |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 11:26:36 AM #21 | Metalsonic66 posted... Seriously, though... that shit is nasty. But being as shes a chick and dudes are so beta, shell bag some dude way above her league. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Arv told this chick he thinks her nails are cool |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 10:54:56 AM #5 | Kotenks posted... No because people don't consider nails a sexual thing, What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Which of the 16 personality types are you? |
| HornedLion 02/17/21 8:25:14 AM #46 |  --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Post in this topic if love your country. |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 11:32:48 PM #4 | |
| Topic | 53% of Republicans say they want a TRUMP 2024 as Mike Pence is a DISTANT 2ND!! |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 11:24:08 PM #2 | Is a Trump 2024 run REALLY something we have to worry about? Dude eats shit all day. No way hes making it to 78. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Anyone playing Valheim? |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 10:17:36 PM #4 | Fuck yeah! 2M downloaded. Its a really fun survival game. I see lots of future content in the future. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Just got vaccinated, no side effects. |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 3:28:56 PM #3 | Some dude got it and died in the parking lot of the place. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | I love being a man. |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 2:13:14 PM #5 | LinkPizza posted... Anyway, I really like my penis, too... This is a huge part of being a man. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | I love being a man. |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 1:57:34 PM #1 | I keep looking better as I age. Are you aging like a fine wine?
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| Topic | You guys know Piper Blush? If not, then you should. |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 10:31:55 AM #1 | https://youtu.be/Sm5WarupzCs Fun fact: I almost accidentally posted this on the FFXIV boards. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Is hypnosis real? |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 9:28:40 AM #18 | GunslingerGunsl posted... I know therapists who practice hypnotism. Like others have already said, it supposedly only works if you want it to work. I'm a bit skeptical but I dont think it's outside the realm of possibility. The mind is has some interesting ways of functioning. Well then... the question is... do we rid ourselves of traumatic memories... or are their existence more valuable than the pain they cause in that they help us avoid pain in the future? --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | My lying employee... |
| HornedLion 02/16/21 8:50:31 AM #11 | Zeus posted... You mean you've never been on the internet? Its not hyperbole when I say I trust people on the internet more than I do her. People on the internet havent burned me... yet. Shes burned me and the company in general many(many, many, many) times. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | My lying employee... |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 10:03:30 PM #7 | LinkPizza posted... Sounds kinda mean... She has mentally fucked me to the point where I cant believe ANYTHING she says. That wasnt an exaggeration. I literally cant believe anything that comes out her mouth. She lies. Then when confronted with proof she denies. And only when the evidence is rock solid does she ever admit to something. And even then its after having to nag her as she denies it for 15min. Fuck its exhausting just thinking about it. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Are you bored? |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 8:50:28 PM #6 | Im waiting for opening bell, baby! --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | My lying employee... |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 7:25:22 PM #3 | Mead posted... I dont like liars but I cant say I like vindictive bosses either. If youre gonna fire her then go ahead and do it, but your satisfaction regarding it hurting her vacation plans seems pretty cringe. She cost me money, Mead. Money I could use to buy honey wine. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | My lying employee... |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 4:55:01 PM #1 | I cant with her anymore. I dont think Ive ever met someone that has made me feel I cannot trust what comes out their mouth to this degree. Ive known people who would lie about small things but not big things... people who lied about big things but not small things... people who lied to get exaggerate accomplishments... etc. But Ive never known someone who I cannot trust ANYTHING they say. Big, small, joking, serious, etc. Point of this post is... Im letting her think all is well, but Ive decided Im canning her. She thinks shes saving up money for a vacation to Cancun but she wont have enough... at least not by this job. I smile and act as if all is well but shes done. Guess in the end... he who lies last, lies best. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Is hypnosis real? |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 3:12:36 PM #6 | DirtBasedSoap posted... https://youtu.be/zgXIo2Fav2Y OMG! This fucking clip! I havent seen this in forever. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Is hypnosis real? |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 3:05:35 PM #1 | Can hypnosis help you forget a specific event? Like completely forget something. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Did you know that anti-buoyancy is a thing? |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 2:01:43 PM #3 | I saw that on PotC. They were bringing back Jack Sparrow. https://youtu.be/sNj8mJq65i4 --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | How often do you masturbate? |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 1:57:21 PM #26 | BADoglick posted... Almost never. I have plenty enough sex. And after sex I feel like a million bucks. After masturbation I feel a sloppy ass McChicken with too much mayo on it. Ew. How exactly are you ending your masturbation sessions? --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | How often do you masturbate? |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 1:35:30 PM #23 | Learn about semen retention, and how it helps attract females and puts you on your A game. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Well... I insulted a customer. |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 12:38:10 PM #34 | MeteoricBurst posted... Maybe it's a culture thing but over here customers know full well they'll get a proper telling off if they come with attitude. Depends how far they willing to push their luck. I used to be a bank teller and dealt with 100s of people a day. Inevitably you'd get assholes who came with every intention of looking for trouble. Funnily enough in my case they were nearly all men. I rarely got a bad woman customer but the girl tellers sure did. So there was definitely a gender dynamic thing going on. My strategy for dealing with them if they weren't satisfied with my answers bout what state their accounts were in was to pause them right in their tracks and go call my supervisor in person. Were all just apes pretending to be something more divine. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Well... I insulted a customer. |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 11:41:55 AM #30 | Jen0125 posted... Hey, that's okay. I told a man on the phone at my current job that he's a disgusting sexist pig and I still have my job. You'll be okay My friend once Spartan kicked his coworker at Macys and somehow still kept his job. Not even a write up. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Well... I insulted a customer. |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 12:15:31 AM #19 | You have two options... 1) Take the abuse and get stepped on. Rest knowing you have 100% job security. But the effects of eating shit showing up years later through mental issues. 2) Do what you did, and retain your sanity. I think you made the right decision. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | what was that Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon where... |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 12:09:10 AM #6 | Dmess85 posted... OMG that's it! Idk when this shit aired but I can tell you that I can STILL remember the lyrics from the intro til this day. This was a more serious alternative to the Steve Urkel Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon. Chilly dogs. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Have sex me |
| HornedLion 02/15/21 12:05:57 AM #9 | Mead posted... you can fuck twenty dudes and not be gay https://youtu.be/H3VXgScV3pk --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | what was that Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon where... |
| HornedLion 02/14/21 6:48:08 PM #3 | |
| Topic | Have sex me |
| HornedLion 02/14/21 5:57:01 PM #2 | FridayHorse posted... What could go wrong? It cant as long as we use protection. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Attention: Animal lovers |
| HornedLion 02/14/21 12:36:18 PM #9 | LinkPizza posted... Then pretty much anything... Dogs, cats, hamsters, gerbils, whatever you can find... Just gotta lower the prices on them... Also, learn about the animals you're breeding. And don't sell right outside the pet store unless you want to go to jail or die... That sounds like experience talking, LP. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Attention: Animal lovers |
| HornedLion 02/14/21 12:31:41 PM #7 | LinkPizza posted... Depends on how much money you're trying to get and how fast... And who you know... Just a couple of bucks here and there to invest with. --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
| Topic | Attention: Animal lovers |
| HornedLion 02/14/21 12:23:13 PM #1 | Whats something I can breed for money? --- "Skippitty Bop boom ba-dop. Wham wham bam bam" |
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