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TopicAre you an Alpha male?
HornedLion
09/16/19 11:34:05 AM
#14
Lokarin posted...
The pact?


iPhone autocorrect is alpha. It does what it wants.
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TopicAre you an Alpha male?
HornedLion
09/16/19 9:53:18 AM
#1
You leader of the pact? - Results (1 vote)
Yeah!
0% (0 votes)
0
No.
100% (1 vote)
1
I'm a sigma male.
0% (0 votes)
0
I'm a girl.
0% (0 votes)
0
I'm just a g.i.r.l.(in the world)
0% (0 votes)
0
Alphas unite!
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TopicThe absolute ironic thing about Trump's ban on vaping is how it's just big govt.
HornedLion
09/14/19 3:40:22 PM
#5
Exactly, TC.

And now hes talking about San Fransisco and how they have a problem. Too many homeless people, and if they dont take careful of it hes gonna have to step in and do something about it. Big government again.

Oh! And he wants to put them all together in one location, indefinitely. You know, like those evil illegal immigrants. No court, just detained. Where have I heard of this happening to others before?
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TopicWhat do you put on your hotdogs?
HornedLion
09/14/19 1:53:59 PM
#40
Ketchup normally.

Mustard and relish if Im REALLY hungry.

Chili dogs when available.
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TopicSo I saw this really scary movie this week.
HornedLion
09/14/19 11:59:29 AM
#3
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Easy ways do not exist.

So what movie are you talking about?


Bridges Of Madison County

That poor dude went on vacation knowing that his wife would never do him dirty, and confidently left with their kids.
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TopicSo I saw this really scary movie this week.
HornedLion
09/14/19 11:55:39 AM
#1
And I cant get it out of my head. Its disturbed me to no end, and Im the type of guy that visits gore sites.

In any case, whats an easy way to forget something youve seen?
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TopicNew Jersey Man DIVORCES His Wife after she gave BIRTH to an ASIAN GIRL!!!
HornedLion
09/12/19 1:37:49 PM
#21
Yellow posted...
It looks like she fucked Minecraft Steve.


Today you have won.
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TopicIf you had a choice, would you choose to live in Utah, Indiana or Vermont?
HornedLion
09/11/19 5:07:19 PM
#45
Vermont is beautiful in the summer and winter. They gave us Ben & Jerrys and Bernie Sanders.

Utah is pretty much all Mormons. About 12 years ago I had a lay over in SLC and had this really metro button shirt. Had a few buttons near the top unbutton to show some chest. Not to mention Diesel jeans and D&G Sunglasses. Very good looking, even if I say so myself. But apparently they didnt think so as I got a ton of angry faces from all the heavyset folks. Sad.

And then finally Indiana. I once knew a VERY loose girl from there. Doctors told her she couldnt have children. That the chances of her getting pregnant were like .0001%. And she pretty much did the Dumb & Dumber, So youre saying theres a chance. She then went on to fuck anything and everything that moves. I know cause she wanted me for a while but she had one boob bigger than the other and it really was offputting. Before you say, All women have one bigger than the other, understand that one was like a B cup and the other was like a D. You could tell from a mile away which one was bigger. She eventually finally did get pregnant. But she mustve banged like 100 dudes. Seriously, no hyperbole. Idk why I just ranted all that but Id go to Hawkins, Indiana if I were you(but it doesnt exist so... yeah... go to VT).
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TopicI'm a fan of Adam Sandler movies.
HornedLion
09/11/19 4:04:47 PM
#11
CTLM posted...
I really liked Water boy and Happy Gilmore. He's certainly had some truly awful ones though: Don't Mess with Zohan, Jack and Jill, Ridiculous 6 to name a few off the top of my head.


Waterboy is a classic. Dont Mess With The Zohan actually had a lot of laugh out loud moments. Especially the hummus scenes.
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TopicStarting today, babies born in a post 9/11 world are becoming adults.
HornedLion
09/11/19 1:38:20 PM
#2
I know.

I was there that day. Was in high school when it happened. We saw it all out the window of the school.

Then we all cut class cause nothing else mattered.

But almost as unbelievable as that day was... so too is the thought that its been 18 years already.
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TopicI make less and less home cooked meals as time goes on.
HornedLion
09/11/19 9:53:51 AM
#7
Keto diet
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TopicTrailer Trash Couple spends $100,000 in 2 WEEKS after a BANK made a MISTAKE!!!
HornedLion
09/11/19 9:24:44 AM
#39
^If theyre trailer trash then what do you expect?

These are the same people that vote against their self interest, believe that Obama was born in Kenya, and that theres a powerful shadow government but its too weak to get Hilary elected.

They are very much hamsters. Bank fucked up. Think of it as those rednecks offered them consultation services as to how to let this happen again. Their services are worth $120k.
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TopicTrailer Trash Couple spends $100,000 in 2 WEEKS after a BANK made a MISTAKE!!!
HornedLion
09/11/19 7:07:42 AM
#36
Everyone makes mistakes.

But... we live in a society where we are raised to think we are all gonna make it big. Hollywood teaches us that one well save the world and get the girl and be rich in the end.

So... when you accidentally give these people $120k, you have to write it off. Think of it as... you accidentally dropped a dollar bill into your hamster cage. You cant punish the hamster, he has no grasp of the matter.

Furthermore, banks usually have so many measures in place prevent this from happening. Thats why you dont hear this story too often.
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TopicTexas Woman is DENIED Service because she's TOO FAT!! Whose side are you on???
HornedLion
09/11/19 6:13:12 AM
#6
Im with the heavyset lady on this one.

With that said... you should seriously aspire to lose weight if youre classified as obese or worse.
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TopicI'm a fan of Adam Sandler movies.
HornedLion
09/11/19 5:56:54 AM
#1
Theyre funny.

But Ive seen(or at least tried) Spanglish over a dozen times and I still dont know WTF is going on.
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TopicWhy are 30 year olds getting triggered about teenagers not knowing who...
HornedLion
09/10/19 10:29:58 AM
#12
Philoktetes posted...
kids these days only listen to techno not real music -_-


Nobody listens to Techno!!! - Eminen(Lose Yourself)
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Topici dropped my cousin off at college today and saw this in his dorm
HornedLion
09/10/19 10:24:49 AM
#5
CTLM posted...
kangolcone posted...
A college posting information to expand a persons world view. What an abhorrent abomination. Im honestly surprised you werent compelled to rip the whole thing down and light the building on fire. Such depravity.


Except that information was useless, biased, and should never have been put up to begin with


I use to feel the same way. Actually... I felt the same way about a lot of things. Until... I actually learned more about the subject matter.
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TopicAttention: PotDers with kids.
HornedLion
09/10/19 9:20:15 AM
#1
You notice a correlation between your kid's behavior and the amount of TV they watch? - Results (3 votes)
Yeah
66.67% (2 votes)
2
No
33.33% (1 vote)
1
If I dont let them watch TV theyre happy as a clam. Nice. Respectful. Model children.

If I turn on the TV and let them watch some shows... they become... whats the word... different. A little less calm... a little less nice... a little less respectful.
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TopicJussie Smollet new defense: I didn't know police would really investigate
HornedLion
09/05/19 11:55:09 AM
#3
You mean the French actor Jussie Smollet?


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TopicWhy are Chevy silverado/F150 etc. drivers such...
HornedLion
09/04/19 8:26:11 PM
#11
streamofthesky posted...
Not all pick up drivers are...you know.

But a huge percentage of them are pretty terrible, and yeah, I've definitely noticed quite a few are Silverado / F150 specifically.

Some are speed demons, but most are of the more annoying slow driver variety. Where they drive the speed limit or 5-10 under it, even when traffic usually would go 10 over it. And if you try to pass them, they'll speed up to try and stop it (super fucking dangerous and vile to do), and failing that, speed up to ride your ass afterwards.

One even tried to follow me home once, but I just drove in circles until he left. That was pretty unnerving.


This. Man. Gets. It.
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TopicWhy are Chevy silverado/F150 etc. drivers such...
HornedLion
09/04/19 4:22:28 PM
#1
You know?

You know exactly how they drive.
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TopicKinda old but... curing cancer talks in politics.
HornedLion
09/01/19 10:29:25 AM
#1
For millenniums people have known politicians to be the liars that they are.

But this new promise of curing cancer if they get into office... seriously!? Thats some new low.

Cant wait for 2024.

Ill Make immortality possible! And show you the aliens we have underground in the desert! AND well have hover boards! The real Back-to-the-Future hover boards, not those 2015 fake things. - presidential candidate
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TopicSerious YouTube question.
HornedLion
09/01/19 10:24:28 AM
#8
Yellow posted...
HornedLion posted...
If all this is true... why doesnt someone create a different site like it?

I've suggested this many times. Turns out vloggers are better at complaining than coming up with solutions. They'll go down with the ship before they fix it, and profit from the clicks.

That reminds me, now that I have the skills, I might try to program a crowd hosting service. Like the Tor network, except designed for high bandwidth sites that stream videos. I might even offer a portion of the profits to people willing to help host.

This was the idea behind dtube (I think that was the name) but the creator never actually realized it, instead hosting it from a paid hosting site.


Since I reminded you... can I have 3% of anything you make?
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TopicSerious YouTube question.
HornedLion
09/01/19 9:18:38 AM
#5
All good responses but...

Still, we have to have options. Just like theres a Pepsi to a Coke. We need at least one more, main platform.

I mean... without competition Xbox owners would have to be online 24/7 without the ability to buy used games, and would have the Kinect constantly listening to their voices and providing ads based on what they said.

#godblesssony
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TopicSerious YouTube question.
HornedLion
09/01/19 7:21:02 AM
#1
I keep hearing content creators complaining. I keep seeing the new rules theyve implemented, and I keep seeing them censor folks of ALL walks. I also keep seeing, not one, but now two fucking ads when I use YouTube on my phone(which doesnt have a blocker on it).

If all this is true... why doesnt someone create a different site like it?
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Topic30 y/o is HORRIFICALLY KILLED after an ELEVATOR Crushed him..with PEOPLE INSIDE
HornedLion
08/30/19 5:00:47 PM
#20
CharlesBronson posted...
HornedLion posted...
CharlesBronson posted...
post the security footage


It was CRAZY!

Doesnt show blood or anything but Im sure the mods will take it down. He shouldve stayed in.

how was he not decapitated?


So he gets folded in. He does get decapitated but his head gets tucked in and dragged down. So you dont see it.

Nevertheless, you still cringe while watching. The reaction of the guy that came off the elevator first captures the sentiment.
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Topic30 y/o is HORRIFICALLY KILLED after an ELEVATOR Crushed him..with PEOPLE INSIDE
HornedLion
08/30/19 4:04:18 PM
#18
CharlesBronson posted...
post the security footage


It was CRAZY!

Doesnt show blood or anything but Im sure the mods will take it down. He shouldve stayed in.
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TopicWhy do old guys hate me?
HornedLion
08/29/19 5:38:15 PM
#8
ParanoidObsessive posted...
You probably look like a pedo, and they assumed you were there to kidnap kids.


Shit... I never considered that but... I DO look like a republican!
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Topic30 y/o is HORRIFICALLY KILLED after an ELEVATOR Crushed him..with PEOPLE INSIDE
HornedLion
08/29/19 5:37:29 PM
#11
^ uh.
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TopicWhy do old guys hate me?
HornedLion
08/29/19 5:27:57 PM
#6
LinkPizza posted...
HornedLion posted...
Mead posted...
Maybe they were wondering why you kept looking at them


I was only counting the number of liver spots.

Were you counting out loud?


Yes because I kept losing count somewhere in the 30s and mistaking some of their Morgan Freeman marks for liver spots. It was a tedious ordeal.
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TopicWhy do old guys hate me?
HornedLion
08/29/19 5:17:54 PM
#3
Mead posted...
Maybe they were wondering why you kept looking at them


I was only counting the number of liver spots.
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TopicWhy do old guys hate me?
HornedLion
08/29/19 5:15:13 PM
#1
Took the kids to the park and there were some dudes in their 50s there waiting for some coach to come by for some soccer game for their grandchildren(?). And before they left to go to the field they felt the need to give me that tough guy look.

And its not specific to any race of old dudes either. White, black, Asian, Hispanic, etc. If theyre in their 50s... they hate me. This is ESPECIALLY true if they were once heavy drug users but have since cleaned up.

You would think folks with brittle bones would be a bit more relaxed.


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TopicYou, a normie: At work or school. Doing normal things.
HornedLion
08/29/19 11:20:03 AM
#24
If I were to convert to Catism, Id go all out. Id get a Maine Coon or some shit. Maybe even a Serval.

A savannah, exotic short hair, a toyger. Fuck! At this point somebody in here tell me they have a Ragdoll.
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TopicTime for ANARCHY! So I contacted someone on Let Go about their couch...
HornedLion
08/28/19 12:39:58 PM
#1
And told them about the new Lizzie Macguire reboot!

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TopicYou, a normie: At work or school. Doing normal things.
HornedLion
08/28/19 12:32:47 PM
#6
Mead posted...
Playing RAD, waiting for my groceries to be delivered


@Mead

That game any good? Saw it on Steam but am way too busy with Remnant, FFXIV, etc.

On topic: Cat person. I fucking knew it.
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TopicTrump is telling officials to start seizing private land for border wall
HornedLion
08/28/19 11:21:56 AM
#16
dvdjedi posted...
Truths about Trump:
The billionaire who hides his tax returns.
The genius who hides his college grades.
The businessman who bankrupted 3 casinos and lost over $1B in 10 years.
The playboy who pays for sex.
The Christian who doesnt go to church.
The philanthropist who defrauds charity.
The patriot who dodged the draft.
The innocent man who refuses to testify.

Trump Translator:
"Many People have told me" = Voices in my head and fictional people have complimented me
"A lot of people don't know" = I just learned something most people already knew
"Believe me" = I just lied
"In Fact" = I'm about to lie
"He's a great guy" = I will deny ever knowing this person after they begin to tell the truth about me
"MAGA" = Making my pockets fatter off the American tax payers
"Nobody knew" = Everyone knew except me
"Huge" = moderate to below average in size
"Loser" = someone who makes me feel inferior due to their talent or accomplishments
"Policy Briefing" = Turning on Fox News
"Liar" = Someone telling the truth about me
"Fake News" = Real news




Very entertaining and spot on.
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TopicChildhood Misconceptions: How babies are made.
HornedLion
08/28/19 8:46:27 AM
#1
As a kid I thought all babies were born via C-Section.

And that they were made via anal intercourse. Have my classmates to thank for that.

Oh! And that teachers slept in the school.
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Topic400lb, 5'4 Tennessee Girl makes 12,000 a YEAR by SLAPPING HER BELLY! Is She Hot
HornedLion
08/26/19 12:15:08 PM
#22
darcandkharg31 posted...
Dead in her 50's, maybe even sooner.

HornedLion posted...
If this were Shallow Hal that girl is a fucking saint!!!

Wouldn't she be horrible since shes a tub of lard? Like Hal sees people for what they are?


Oh shit! Youre right! My bad.

If this were Shallow Hal she makes Hitler look like Ghandi!
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TopicIf I lie about a job on a resume, what are the chances they'll check?
HornedLion
08/26/19 12:13:48 PM
#52
ChaosAzeroth posted...
HornedLion posted...
TC, they might ask for a W-2. In which case youre f***ed.


I thought you wouldn't have to since I was pretty sure you didn't have to disclose your old wages.
Am I wrong? I was pretty sure you didn't have to disclose that.


If thats true then someone should tell Cox Communications in Phoenix, AZ, and Spectrum(formerly Time Warner Cable) in Albany, NY.
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TopicIf I lie about a job on a resume, what are the chances they'll check?
HornedLion
08/25/19 6:58:51 AM
#46
TC, they might ask for a W-2. In which case youre fucked.

They might also not. In which case, you got away with it.

P.S. Lying about your education, though, is a cardinal rule you do NOT want to break.
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Topic400lb, 5'4 Tennessee Girl makes 12,000 a YEAR by SLAPPING HER BELLY! Is She Hot
HornedLion
08/25/19 6:56:22 AM
#11
If this were Shallow Hal that girl is a fucking saint!!!
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TopicEver been so into a girl on every level, especially pheromone-wise that you...
HornedLion
08/24/19 4:34:21 PM
#6
Nade Duck posted...
yeah i don't even mind when she poos a little when she's farting in my face.


I need a towel now.
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TopicEver been so into a girl on every level, especially pheromone-wise that you...
HornedLion
08/24/19 4:06:51 PM
#3
Zangulus posted...
Isnt that genetic sexual attraction?


No, thats pheromones.
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TopicBillionaire David Koch passed away
HornedLion
08/24/19 10:23:55 AM
#43
Havent had a drink in years.

I might tonight. No tears for the wicked, only the sweetest, tastiest, Golden honey wine will flow this day.
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TopicFar-Queue comes out of purg in a few days.
HornedLion
08/24/19 9:28:06 AM
#7
The Far-Queue series is just a copy paste of the last alt.

I had high hopes for Far-Queue: Primal but it was just more of the same.
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TopicEver been so into a girl on every level, especially pheromone-wise that you...
HornedLion
08/24/19 9:04:04 AM
#1
That dont mind when shes not 100% squeaky clean?

Im not talking about 6 days of camping nowhere by water stench. Im talking slight.
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TopicIf you are looking for a ransom I can tell you I don't have money.
HornedLion
08/18/19 9:53:51 PM
#6
Oh man, Tombstone was a great movie.
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TopicToday marks two years of veganism
HornedLion
08/18/19 6:47:40 PM
#382
@Doctor_Foxx

Question: Do you feel any physical benefits of such a diet?

What are the pros?
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TopicI got this amazing match on tinder pleeeease tell me how do I not fuck this up
HornedLion
08/18/19 5:36:48 PM
#36
Ah. I remember my chubby chasing phase.
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Topicword on the street is AOC is having campaign funding problems in her district...
HornedLion
08/18/19 5:04:00 PM
#35
Mead posted...
No one even knows who Antoine Tucker even is lol


He was in the navy or something. I think Denzel Washington played him in a movie about him once.
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