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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/30/17 4:25:53 PM
#34
-Komaiko54- posted...
Naaah fam you gonna be a daddy

I'm curious though how does your lady and possibly future wife feel? Look on the bright side, you get to pound that poon for the rest of your life


She's happy but we wanted a baby boy first.

To maximize our chances we should:

-do it during ovulation
-I should have AT LEAST 7 days worth of "ammo"
-do it in a position that allows deep penetration(but that's never a problem for me. They don't call me the HornedLion for nothing.)
-her body should be more alkaline than Citric
-she should get into a position that will allow the swimmers to stay in there longer for at least 30min post doing the deed
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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/30/17 10:06:17 AM
#31
J_Dawg983 posted...
pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.


how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?

i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...

This, I don't get how someone could not realize what's happening. Granted most accidental pregnancy stories the guy didn't bother to pull out for whatever reason.


Cause they were making the right moves at the right time. Combined with the PA of this WG... I just slipped into subconscious ecstasy.
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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/30/17 9:36:50 AM
#29
Jen0125 posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
You'll be fine as this is clearly fabricated.


Nah, Jen. I'd take my girl's buns over your man arms any day.

GameFAQS knows all.
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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/29/17 3:30:47 PM
#24
eating4fun posted...
Between 2-3% for a random act of sex results in pregnancy. A Couple trying for a month have a conception rate of 25%.


Also, consider that a woman is only fertile for a few days prior to ovulation, and only a few hours after ovulation.

Days 1-7 of a woman's menstrual cycle are considered infertile
Days 8-19 are considered fertile; considered unsafe for unprotected intercourse
Day 20 through the end of the cycle are considered infertile.


This made me feel better. I think Aunt Flo should be here soon. So she's day 20+.
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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/29/17 2:40:43 PM
#21
pedro45 posted...
HornedLion posted...
Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.


how do you fail to pull out? do you not feel the sensation?

i've gotten close a few times, but if i ever fail to pull out, it's cause i don't want to...


Kinda glad you asked. Normally it's good but you still have control, as you said.

This time they were doing the work, and combined with how good it looked(she's been doing like 3k squats a week at the gym), I just... I just slipped into another world. It was too good.

I'm sure I had a choice but for that split second I was like, "Fuck it." Guess it IS ultimately my fault.

But tbh, despite making a post about it I'm not TOO worried. Was just hoping somebody would be like, "Yeah, dude, it's unlikely. Especially if you had her push and stuff."
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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/29/17 2:11:42 PM
#16
WastelandCowboy posted...
Foppe posted...
HornedLion posted...
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.


You deserve to get a kid.

I wouldn't say that. OP is probably just a teen and doesn't know how much having a kid as his age could dampen his future.

Realistically, $60 on a pill to prevent having a kid because of reckless unprotected sex is better than a video game.


I'm a man! I have hairs!
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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/29/17 2:01:52 PM
#8
green dragon posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Buy the pill

Yeah, you could try plan b


That thing is $60!

I could get Battlegrounds AND an outfit for my Black Desert Online Character with that money. For something that's not 100%... I hope.
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TopicI didn't pull out in time!!!!
HornedLion
07/29/17 1:35:11 PM
#1
What are the chances that this will come back to bite me?



Was doing the thing, and tried to pull out but the initial bullet hit. I had her push and shower AND try to wash them out.

How bad is this? I wouldn't mind for tax purposes but I'm not ready yet.
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TopicAre there any games you completed 100% and enjoyed doing so?
HornedLion
06/30/17 9:36:01 AM
#3
Doom
Titanfall 2
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TopicWhat did the FPS-lovin' husband say to his wife while she was on her period?
HornedLion
06/27/17 5:42:48 PM
#1
God damn cramper.
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TopicOfficial Steam Summer Sale Topic!
HornedLion
06/20/17 6:31:26 PM
#2
Almost everything basically.
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TopicWhen is the Steam Summer Sale!?
HornedLion
06/19/17 7:26:40 PM
#7
Yeah, I heard the 22nd too!

Can't wait!!!!
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TopicWhen is the Steam Summer Sale!?
HornedLion
06/19/17 6:55:58 PM
#1
It's the shit!
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TopicBlack Desert Online
HornedLion
05/28/17 9:27:56 PM
#5
StarReaper13 posted...
It is for 5 dollars


It is on sale for $5.
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TopicBlack Desert Online
HornedLion
05/28/17 4:41:28 PM
#1
Is it good?
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TopicShould Trump be impeached?
HornedLion
05/25/17 6:29:01 AM
#47
Lol. Everyone is stuck on the Russian thing.

Don't get me wrong... I believe it holds water. And the obstruction charge is real and it all depends on who can debate it better.

BUT...

The real impeachable offense was 2 weeks ago and had nothing to do with obstruction, Comey, FBI, Russia, Tweets, none of that. It had to do when he ordered that attack. President CANNOT just attack countries WITHOUT the consent of Congress unless we have been attacked first. We're in peace time.

Now, we can argue that the republicans would've probably made it pass anyway but... that's not how it works. I can't assume that my swinger friend is probably gonna be fine with me banging his wife and do it before I ask him.
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TopicMy fortune cookie fortune:
HornedLion
04/19/17 11:35:33 PM
#4
No!

You accidentally left the gas on and are destined to die while having steaming, passionate, romantic-BOOM!

An incoming call will ignite the gas.

So it IS a fortune!
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TopicThink I'm going to start taking my sword with me when I go out around town.
HornedLion
04/19/17 11:26:36 PM
#41
Claude_Frollo posted...
Pretty sure that isn't legal.

Personally a mace would be my weapon of choice.

http://www.boltonsmayors.org.uk/images/fs-farnworth-mace.jpg


Well you can go with this or you can go with that. You can go with this or you can go with that.
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TopicWould you be OK with your BF/GF having a casual homosexual relationship?
HornedLion
04/19/17 11:23:47 PM
#76
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I gain nothing and lose something, so no.


You can gain a STD. That's something.
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