Current Events > Trump says he will gently toss genetic test to "fake Pocahontas".

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Capn Circus
07/05/18 9:11:14 PM
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President Trump apologized today to the real Pocahontas, but said he will not apologize to the fake Pocahontas. Trump said he would toss a genetic test to (fake) Pocahontas during a debate, and he would do so gently because we are in the #MeToo generation.

"I want to apologize. Pocahontas, I apologize to you. I apologize to you. To you I apologize," he said. "To the fake Pocahontas, I won't apologize."
He went on to suggest that, should Warren win the Democratic nomination in 2020 and they were to debate, he would toss an ancestry test to her and dare her to take it. In doing so, he made light of the #MeToo movement.
"We'll take that little kit and say, we have to go it gently because we are in the Me Too generation, and we will very gently take that kit, slowly toss it" to her, Trump said, adding that he would offer $1 million to charity if she took the test and it "shows you are an Indian."
"I have a feeling she will say no," he added.


https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/05/politics/trump-montana-rally-pruitt-resigns/index.html
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Smashingpmkns
07/05/18 9:14:33 PM
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She should make a deal: Trump releases his taxes and she'll do a stupid genetic test.
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Kruppe
07/05/18 9:15:22 PM
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Hasn't she agreed to take the genetics test when Trump releases his tax returns? Though we all know that Tax E. Vader will never do that
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KStateKing17
07/05/18 9:15:26 PM
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I'm probably just looking into it too much, but I'm really hoping that line about the kit wasn't supposed to mock women and rape kits.
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Kazi1212
07/05/18 9:15:46 PM
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Lmfao hes great
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cjsdowg
07/05/18 9:17:53 PM
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Good God Trump is a horrible man .
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Hinakuluiau
07/05/18 9:18:41 PM
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It's fucked up that he's cracking jokes about MeToo. Making light of sexual assault is all kinds of shitty.
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MrPeppers
07/05/18 9:18:55 PM
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God he's such a fucking moron it hurts sometimes.
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glitteringfairy
07/05/18 9:19:10 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
Lmfao hes great

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Kruppe
07/05/18 9:19:22 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
I'm probably just looking into it too much, but I'm really hoping that line about the kit wasn't supposed to mock women and rape kits.

It definitely was. Trump is like the opposite of presidential
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FrisbeeDude
07/05/18 9:22:52 PM
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remember when the right was crying and bitching about the lack of civility in political discourse? lmao fuck anyone who rides with this dude.
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Antifar
07/05/18 9:23:55 PM
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FrisbeeDude posted...
remember when the right was crying and bitching about the lack of civility in political discourse? lmao fuck anyone who rides with this dude.

Harass them publicly until they resign in shame
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Taharqa_
07/05/18 9:25:47 PM
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He needs to have a STI test since he likes raw dogging pornstars, fat fuck.
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davyheinz
07/05/18 9:27:07 PM
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Trump always making me look amazing by comparison.
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billcom6
07/05/18 9:27:21 PM
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So he is making fun of sexual assault victims her for some reason...????
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StanZarnack
07/05/18 9:28:19 PM
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he is a racist sociopath. only he cares about where people were and were not born. such a pitiful small penis man.
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Phantom_Nook
07/05/18 9:28:37 PM
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is this gonna be the new birther movement?
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Muffinz0rz
07/05/18 9:37:01 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
should Warren win the Democratic nomination in 2020 and they were to debate, he would toss an ancestry test to her and dare her to take it.

Holy shit now I want her to win the nomination
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kingdrake2
07/05/18 9:39:49 PM
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Taharqa_ posted...
He needs to have a STI test since he likes raw dogging pornstars, the sick fuck.


fixed.
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The Great Muta 22
07/05/18 9:40:27 PM
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FrisbeeDude posted...
remember when the right was crying and bitching about the lack of civility in political discourse? lmao fuck anyone who rides with this dude.


They don't actually want civility in politics, they just want to be able to hurl nonstop insults to the left and expect them to sit there and take it
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SmidgeIsntBack
07/05/18 9:40:29 PM
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Taharqa_ posted...
He needs to have a STI test since he likes raw dogging pornstars, fat fuck.


LOL you think he actually fucks them and isn't just treating them like really expensive hostesses. No way a guy like that has a working dick.
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Harpie
07/05/18 9:43:11 PM
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Yep, this is our president.
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kingdrake2
07/05/18 9:43:55 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Taharqa_ posted...
He needs to have a STI test since he likes raw dogging pornstars, fat fuck.


LOL you think he actually fucks them and isn't just treating them like really expensive hostesses. No way a guy like that has a working dick.


it's why he is angry all the time. his dick doesn't work like it used to. just prefers to take it out on a few critical things (illegals mainly and muslims).
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Howl
07/05/18 10:21:20 PM
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That's actually really funny tbh. Once again liberals are here with their purity tests that can't laugh at funny jokes though. "OMG he mocked #metoo and their rabid witchunt? What a monster!!!"
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creativerealms
07/05/18 10:24:02 PM
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Classy.
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hockeybub89
07/05/18 10:28:26 PM
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I don't really get how the MeToo reference fits in there, but I can never make sense of half the gibberish out of this idiotic orange FUCK's mouth.
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Capn Circus
07/05/18 10:37:08 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Capn Circus posted...
should Warren win the Democratic nomination in 2020 and they were to debate, he would toss an ancestry test to her and dare her to take it.

Holy shit now I want her to win the nomination


The crowd will cheer, just like they did with Trump's "because you'd be in jail comment" and Anderson Cooper would get pissed and tell them to be quiet again.
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TomNook20
07/05/18 10:39:05 PM
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gp1829
07/05/18 10:43:43 PM
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Howl posted...
That's actually really funny tbh. Once again liberals are here with their purity tests that can't laugh at funny jokes though. "OMG he mocked #metoo and their rabid witchunt? What a monster!!!"


I mean usually jokes have to be funny to laugh. Saying he would give her the test isn't really all that funny. The funniest part is him thinking anyone with a functioning brain would think he would donate a million dollars to a charity.
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ledbowman
07/05/18 10:46:01 PM
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The president is literally hounding a sitting senator about her "genetics."
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Kazi1212
07/05/18 10:46:12 PM
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Howl posted...
That's actually really funny tbh. Once again liberals are here with their purity tests that can't laugh at funny jokes though. "OMG he mocked #metoo and their rabid witchunt? What a monster!!!"

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Polycosm
07/05/18 10:47:51 PM
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It's like somebody tossed a word salad into a cuisinart. The President is senile.
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hockeybub89
07/05/18 10:51:38 PM
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Can we please have a President that doesn't behave like someone that would get fired from literally any job for being an immature, unprofessional dickhead with the comedy stylings of a seizing Dane Cook?

How did I wind up in a reality where this is a question?

Impeach and remove this old fat FUCK for being clinically braindead.
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Sayoria
07/05/18 10:54:37 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
Trump said, adding that he would offer $1 million to charity


Wish I could say this is Trump's biggest lie, but it is sooooo far from it. He would never donate anything on this. Practically allTrump charities have been debunked as scams.
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iClockwork
07/05/18 10:55:42 PM
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Taharqa_ posted...
He needs to have a STI test since he likes raw dogging pornstars, fat fuck.

So your implying that all porn stars have STIs? The left sure does think highly of women dont they?
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Lordgold666
07/05/18 10:57:43 PM
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*gently toss a salad
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gp1829
07/05/18 10:58:29 PM
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Does anyone really think this was funny and not a bunch of rambling nonsense? Please put your gimmicks and stuff aside for a second and admit that there was nothing funny about what the president said.
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Kruppe
07/05/18 11:00:58 PM
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gp1829 posted...
Does anyone really think this was funny and not a bunch of rambling nonsense? Please put your gimmicks and stuff aside for a second and admit that there was nothing funny about what the president said.

"Hurr durr, it triggers the librulz!!"
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jumi
07/05/18 11:01:01 PM
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Antifar posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
remember when the right was crying and bitching about the lack of civility in political discourse? lmao fuck anyone who rides with this dude.

Harass them publicly until they resign in shame


Trump and the people that work for him don't have any shame.
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The Great Muta 22
07/05/18 11:05:49 PM
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Howl posted...
That's actually really funny tbh. Once again liberals are here with their purity tests that can't laugh at funny jokes though. "OMG he mocked #metoo and their rabid witchunt? What a monster!!!"


Nah, jokes require humor. This is just him being a jackass, something you obviously relate well with.
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Howl
07/05/18 11:11:34 PM
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The Great Muta 22 posted...
Howl posted...
That's actually really funny tbh. Once again liberals are here with their purity tests that can't laugh at funny jokes though. "OMG he mocked #metoo and their rabid witchunt? What a monster!!!"


Nah, jokes require humor. This is just him being a jackass, something you obviously relate well with.


There's plenty of humor in his statement to anyone who isn't a raging SJW partisan hack.
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Antifar
07/05/18 11:40:39 PM
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I don't know, I think it's noteworthy that the president makes a joke about #MeToo on the same day he adds a Fox News exec to his administration
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creativerealms
07/05/18 11:44:00 PM
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It's sad that people can't find any real reason to defend Trump so they just laugh at how he triggers liberals. That doesn't make his actions any better.
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Howl
07/06/18 12:13:25 AM
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creativerealms posted...
It's sad that people can't find any real reason to defend Trump so they just laugh at how he triggers liberals. That doesn't make his actions any better.


No, it doesn't. That doesn't mean it isn't funny though.
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cjsdowg
07/06/18 4:40:16 AM
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Really people on the right saying this is funny...good god .

It is not funny on so many levels.
On the joke has played out, he randomly bitches about her all the time with same insult .
Next literally joking about the a movement that helps RAPE victims.
I think some aspects of the movement should be looked at more, but that doesn't mean it should be joked about.

So on a class level it fails and on just a pure joke level it fails. People just say anything he is funny because at this point it is just fanboyism .
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Taharqa_
07/06/18 6:23:28 AM
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iClockwork posted...
Taharqa_ posted...
He needs to have a STI test since he likes raw dogging pornstars, fat fuck.

So your implying that all porn stars have STIs? The left sure does think highly of women dont they?


Rawdogging anyone is risky, it's not like they were getting ready to shoot a scene. And you have no room to talk when the head of your party is Mr. Grab 'Em by the Pussy himself, a guy with multiple sexual assault allegations
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iClockwork
07/06/18 6:34:21 AM
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Taharqa_ posted...
And you have no room to talk when the head of your party is Mr. Grab 'Em by the Pussy himself, a guy with multiple sexual assault allegations

my party?
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NeonOctopus
07/06/18 6:46:54 AM
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