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Topic	A game isn't an RPG unless it has party management.
HagenEx 12/24/18 4:55:37 PM #27	This is a contender for shit topic of the year. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Persona 4 or Persona 5?
HagenEx 12/24/18 2:17:25 PM #11	Devil Survivor 2 Waifus > All the Persona Waifus --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Kevin Spacey - 'Let Me Be Frank'
HagenEx 12/24/18 2:00:54 PM #7	That was great lol. I love this dude. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Post good underground hip hop.
HagenEx 12/22/18 6:00:05 PM #29	Makes topic asking for songs Gets triggered and shits on recommendations Way to go TC. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Oh no! The last two games you played have just merged into one!
HagenEx 12/22/18 12:17:41 PM #68	Digimon Adventure (PSP) and League of Legends. So a Digimon MOBA? It could work. Instead of 130+ champions, it would be Rookies that digivolve at lvl 6, 11 and 16 (champion, ultimate and mega respectively). I dig it. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Murdered Scandinavian's family send photos/videos of the killings by ISIS
HagenEx 12/21/18 5:46:09 PM #10	Not the most gruesome I've seen to be honest. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	That 10+ minute long unbroken fight sequence in Daredevil season 3...
HagenEx 12/21/18 5:38:15 PM #20	boxington posted... I liked it a lot, but the last fight in The Raid 2 is still King, IMO That's on a whole other level though. Speaking of The Raid and Netflix, Uko Uwais is starring in a new Martial Arts series that's premiering next year on Netflix. It's called Wu Assassins. He's also the choreographer. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	What is the most powerful 'staff' in video game history?
HagenEx 12/21/18 7:27:04 AM #11	Aghanim's Scepter from Dota2. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	You can't spell Conservative without con
HagenEx 12/21/18 6:55:34 AM #17	And you can't spell Fame without me. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	House apparently has approved 5.7 mill towards the Wall..
HagenEx 12/21/18 1:00:23 AM #80	The wall will never see the light of day. They need 60 billion dollars to make it happen. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	NBC: "More and more women are watching gay male porn"
HagenEx 12/21/18 12:59:08 AM #18	codey posted... Can we not even mention porn sites by name here on gamefaqs? I think not. There are general abbreviations and single words to refer to them that everyone will recognize though, like ZZ, BB, The Hub, The Hamster, etc. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	My cousin was offered to be a part of a threeway relationship with two hot women
HagenEx 12/21/18 12:57:23 AM #9	Sad_Face posted... HagenEx posted... His gf came out as Bi, and she says she's never cheated on him sexually, but made out with one of her lifetime girlfriends at a party who came onto her and said she was in love with her. She brought it up to my cousin and asked him to be open and embrace her friend in an open relationship This wasn't part of the deal advertised by the topic title. He was literally asked into a threeway relationship. There's no false advertising here lol. rikasa posted... Why would you pressure him into a relationship that makes him uncomfortable? Men have feelings too. I'm kind of a piece of shit, so yeah xD. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	This guy's computer set up is intense
HagenEx 12/21/18 12:54:56 AM #3	I like the N7 thing, what are those called? Like, cases you can mount on the wall and shit? Also the dog's kinda cute. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Jesus motherfucking Christ a dude at my job killed his two kids.
HagenEx 12/21/18 12:52:55 AM #10	Yikes. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	My cousin was offered to be a part of a threeway relationship with two hot women
HagenEx 12/21/18 12:49:14 AM #1	80/80 His gf came out as Bi, and she says she's never cheated on him sexually, but made out with one of her lifetime girlfriends at a party who came onto her and said she was in love with her. She brought it up to my cousin and asked him to be open and embrace her friend in an open relationship, supposedly the friend is also okay with sleeping/living with my cousin since she's also Bi. He's somewhat of a religious person and has very high moral standards, dude's almost a saint, so you can imagine his reaction. I took him to a bar and he told me all this after a few beers. Dude's devastated and thinking of leaving her, kinda feel bad for him, they've been together since middle school, over 15 years (they never married and don't have kids though). I tried my best to cheer him up and even straight up told him to accept the deal and try it out, but he lashed at me and got pissed and left me with the bill lol. Why doesn't this shit happen to me? Would YOU accept this kind of deal? P.S.: Both chicks are hot as hell. His Girlfriend is 32, the friend is 27. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	What are your most anticipated games for 2019?
HagenEx 12/20/18 9:24:47 PM #25	Ghost of Tsushima because it reminds me of the all-time GOAT Ninja game, Tenchu:Shadow Assassins. Anthem because of the concept (though I need to see how microtransactions will work) Cyberpunk 2077 because it's CD Projekt FUCKING Red, ok? --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	House apparently has approved 5.7 mill towards the Wall..
HagenEx 12/20/18 9:07:38 PM #13	That's pretty nice. They only need 55 billion now. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Is there a good argument for toll roads?
HagenEx 12/20/18 8:53:32 PM #9	I read that as toad rolls so I thought it was some french dish like an omelette with frog legs or something. LOL. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	NBC: "More and more women are watching gay male porn"
HagenEx 12/20/18 8:48:45 PM #4	I can see that being true. I mean, when I look at male/female porn, there may be a guy there, but I'm fixated on the woman. I love lesbian porn because there's more than 1 female to look at. I can see how it would be for females, seeing two dudes going at it (and most gay porn stars are good looking or very young). To each their own. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Kelly Bundy
HagenEx 12/20/18 8:43:26 PM #81	DarthAragorn posted... HagenEx posted... Hmm, I think my first real TV crush was Nanny Fine. Fran Drescher was easily one of the hottest TV stars of the nineties. The show sucked balls, but goddamn that black dress she wore on one of the episodes... Kelly Bundy was top 5 though. I need pics now https://i.pinimg.com/474x/d7/43/ae/d743ae00de86cfbee74620a9d4db42fe--fran-fine-fran-drescher.jpg Only pic I found. She had a great body. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Kelly Bundy
HagenEx 12/19/18 9:35:55 PM #31	Hmm, I think my first real TV crush was Nanny Fine. Fran Drescher was easily one of the hottest TV stars of the nineties. The show sucked balls, but goddamn that black dress she wore on one of the episodes... Kelly Bundy was top 5 though. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	What we're the best albums of the year, in your opinion?
HagenEx 12/19/18 6:09:50 PM #3	Lupe Fiasco - DROGAS WAVE Arctic Monkeys -Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino Mike Shinoda - Post Traumatic EP Lil' Wayne - Tha Carter V Those are the ones I find myself playing over and over again. Kamikaze was okay-ish. Meek Mill's album had 2 or 3 bangers, rest was garbage. Imagine Dragons' Origins sucked. Twenty One Pilots Sucked. Not a very good year for music to be honest. We lost several good artists. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	I can't find any models on instagram hotter than vicki li
HagenEx 12/19/18 8:34:05 AM #20	I see your Vicki Li and raise you my Niece Weidhofer. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	This 27 y/o California Man is the most Popular SPERM DONOR in the WORLD!!
HagenEx 12/19/18 1:25:16 AM #9	Holy crap he looks just like a Venezuelan rapper called Lil Supa. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave
HagenEx 12/19/18 1:22:54 AM #45	Florida? Oh damn, it was probably Jason's friend Pillboi. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Just chose Liara over Ashley
HagenEx 12/19/18 1:15:41 AM #45	Liara is love, Liara is life. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Looking for a blonde 5'8 Thin build but sexy as hell.
HagenEx 12/18/18 8:57:25 PM #4	Me too, and her name is Genie Bouchard. She already dated some nobody over a twitter bet, so my chances aren't exactly 0%. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Tldr'd Venom didn't have the white spider on his symbiote suite in the movie
HagenEx 12/17/18 9:10:04 AM #2	saspa posted... That weirdly irks me. It's like they're trying to disassociate from spiderman or....? Yep. Another studio owns the rights to Spiderman. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Diarrhea and sore throat wtf am I dying
HagenEx 12/17/18 8:27:31 AM #2	That's just your body failing its own water cycle. You need to take what you're expelling from your asshole, and drink it to complete the cycle. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	What tips would you give to ugly people?
HagenEx 12/17/18 8:26:22 AM #6	Get rich. Buy love. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Lionel Messi is good
HagenEx 12/17/18 8:25:29 AM #5	The greatest of all time. Every week he demolishes another record. 9 straight years with 50+ goals. Top scorer AND assister out of the 5 big leagues this year Has scored 19 free kick goals in the last 5 seasons, more than any other Team in Europe (counting all the shooters) It's gonna be a sad day when he retires. I might stop watching football to be honest. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	This is the 24 y/o ANTI-MARIJUANA Winner of MISS UNIVERSE!! Did She Deserve It?
HagenEx 12/17/18 2:26:21 AM #3	Those legs... Goddamn. Venezuelan girl was hotter, but they totally fucked her up with the translation during her top 5 question. She said that pageants allow young women like her to achieve any goals they might set for themselves. The woman translated that plainly as "women like me". Completely changed the meaning of the phras IMO. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Is Taylor Swift the most beautiful girl in the world?
HagenEx 12/14/18 1:04:15 PM #45	Not even top 1000. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	If you pee'd in the shower every time you used it, you'd save 4.5 hours
HagenEx 12/14/18 2:26:30 AM #4	glitteringfairy posted... Is this assuming you only piss once a day? No, this is assuming you piss everytime you shower. How many times you pee is irrelevant. Think about it, you could be watching shitty anime your friends recommend, or watching Amy Schumer standup, or even listen to Sway in the morning. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	do you drink alcohol?
HagenEx 12/14/18 2:24:51 AM #14	Yes. Mostly beer when I'm with friends. Rum if I'm at the club. Vodka when I don't want rum. I hate Scotch, Tequila and other Aguardientes like Anise. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	If you pee'd in the shower every time you used it, you'd save 4.5 hours
HagenEx 12/14/18 2:22:11 AM #1	Every year. Assuming it takes you about 45 seconds to piss and also assuming you shower once a day everyday. That's 4 and a half hours you could spend playing Fortnite, listening to Lil Xan or watching DC Titans. Think about it. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	who was the last person YOU saw completely naked?
HagenEx 12/14/18 2:17:46 AM #20	Blaqthourne posted... HagenEx posted... My 3 year old niece. Took a huge dump in her diaper and I was on duty. Why would you take a dump in her diaper? She took one. I just cleaned it up. She will eventually have to clean mine in a few years so it's all gucci. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Are there any civilizations in history where WOMEN oppressed MEN?
HagenEx 12/13/18 10:09:16 PM #28	zebatov posted... The Japanese do everything better. Except for sex. No, seriously, they suck at it, both men and women. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Don't play Fortnite if you have a girlfriend, mate.
HagenEx 12/13/18 10:08:02 PM #71	zebatov posted... Joshs Name posted... HagenEx posted... Okay, I don't want to be THAT guy, but once he hit her, she should have fucking left. did she have somewhere for her and two kids to go? i haven't been following the story This is the part of law that needs work. If both if their names are on the place then neither of them really have to leave, but it would be unfair for her to have to, even if it's the smart thing to do. This is why there are shelters for women to go to. I'm not saying leave the house and sleep on the street. I'm saying take the kid, go outside, ask for someone to lend her a phone if she doesn't have one, and call the fucking cops. She knew he was streaming, and there's video evidence. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Post here, i will give a pokemon team
HagenEx 12/13/18 10:03:42 PM #22	Ogurisama posted... HagenEx posted... I've always loved saying Sudowoodo. Audino Electivire Arcanine Dragalge Leafeon Volbeat Eh, Not very balanced, and I love Rock pokemans and there's none there. But okay. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	who was the last person to see you completely naked?
HagenEx 12/13/18 10:01:12 PM #36	Kenneth_Writer posted... HagenEx posted... Kenneth_Writer posted... I have a big ol' one that goes from my stomach and it twists around down my leg. Holy crap. Do you mind me asking what it was from? That sounds brutal, speaking as someone whose biggest cut ever was a 2 inch cut on my leg. I was on the beach, and I happened to slip and cut open my side all the way down to my thigh on some rocks. I was 13 at the time, and every 2 to 3 weeks, it reopens and I have to get it closed up again. Whenever it does open, my body goes into shock for about 10 to 15 minutes before I'm physically able to move, then I have to hobble over to the hospital to be treated. Since we have no idea when it'll open again, I have to sleep on top of a towel. Edit: For clarity, the beach in question was a rocky beach, and I was with some friends, we were jumping between rocks, I slipped when I was trying to make a landing, then I fell in about 4 inches of water, and there just happened to be a jagged rock that I didn't see in the water, and it cut me deep when I fell in. Jesus O.o Sorry to hear that. Like I said, I've never had anything major happen to me except for a torn ACL, all this stuff kinda gives me the creeps. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	who was the last person to see you completely naked?
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:56:54 PM #32	Kenneth_Writer posted... I have a big ol' one that goes from my stomach and it twists around down my leg. Holy crap. Do you mind me asking what it was from? That sounds brutal, speaking as someone whose biggest cut ever was a 2 inch cut on my leg. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Post here, i will give a pokemon team
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:53:36 PM #12	I've always loved saying Sudowoodo. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Don't play Fortnite if you have a girlfriend, mate.
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:46:13 PM #68	Okay, I don't want to be THAT guy, but once he hit her, she should have fucking left. Why is she antagonizing an obviously crazy dude over and over again? Like, what's the point? And there's even a child in the room. I'm not defending that piece of shit guy, but fuck, you dumb heifer, have some common sense, take your child out of the room, call the police, dump that guy and move on with your life. I will never understand or have sympathy for people that decide to stay in abusive relationships after it happens the first time. She's obviously beaten on a constant basis, dude's got a short fuse. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	who was the last person YOU saw completely naked?
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:25:49 PM #6	My 3 year old niece. Took a huge dump in her diaper and I was on duty. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Have you pee'd in the shower?
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:22:28 PM #8	Everytime I can. Killing two birds with one stone. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	I have a huge bag of dried mango
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:07:17 PM #5	Mead posted... HagenEx posted... How does that even work though? Ripe mangos are great for juice. Green Mangos are awesome with some adobo and lemon juice. Dried Mangos are just weird. You dont understand how dried fruit works? Yes. Like, what does it taste like? I thought mangos were good because they have a lot of pulp. Drying them seems like a waste of potential. Then again I'm no culinary expert and have never tried dried fruit (except for dried tomatoes on Pizza). --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	Are there any civilizations in history where WOMEN oppressed MEN?
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:05:33 PM #16	zebatov posted... GreenKnight127 posted... How about Valentine's Day? Get ready to spend money, fellas. https://us.jnto.go.jp/blog/valentines-day-white-day-in-japan/ Another reason why Japan is the best country on Earth. Unsure why more people don't look into moving there permanently. Outside of learning the language. Because Japanese people don't want YOU to move there. No, seriously, they don't. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
Topic	I have a huge bag of dried mango
HagenEx 12/13/18 8:04:26 PM #2	How does that even work though? Ripe mangos are great for juice. Green Mangos are awesome with some adobo and lemon juice. Dried Mangos are just weird. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat!
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