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TopicWhat the hell happened to Bella Thorne?
HagenEx
10/30/18 8:42:57 AM
#13
She can get it all night long.

PolishedScarceClumber
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TopicOver how many pounds do you think a woman is fat?
HagenEx
10/30/18 8:40:38 AM
#8
Depends on height and figure.
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TopicLesbian porn stars cancel shoots with black woman since they dont do interracial
HagenEx
10/30/18 8:39:07 AM
#76
One thing I love about porn is how once you achieve a certain status, you can choose who the fuck you want to work with.

More power to 'em.
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TopicThis Castlevania show is making me want to play a Castlevania game.
HagenEx
10/30/18 8:37:08 AM
#7
DeltaRayquaza posted...
Symphony of the Night


GOAT.
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TopicWhat the hell happened to Chloe Grace Moretz?
HagenEx
10/30/18 8:35:01 AM
#60
I never considered her hot tbh. She's always been kind of weird looking. Like Amanda Seyfried or Selena Gomez. Something's kind of "off" on their faces but I can never place it.
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Topicsimply sara - fruit dip
HagenEx
10/30/18 7:27:34 AM
#2
You know someone knows her shit about food when she's got a belly on her neck.
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TopicWhy are the female Krogan in Andromeda voiced by men?
HagenEx
10/30/18 7:19:54 AM
#6
Milkman5 posted...
Rimmer_Dall posted...
Why are young boys in anime voiced by women?


because of puberty. The voices of IRL young boys are rapidly changing. Usually, a TV show has to swap actors if they use actual children to voice their young male characters


Well, Female Krogans aren't even female. The Genophage was a hoax, Krogan have always been male, no exceptions.
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TopicRip Dead Rising
HagenEx
10/29/18 1:07:39 PM
#2
Oh yeah, that game where you could shoot a thousand dildos per minute to unexpecting zombies.

Top quality content.
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TopicSo my boss found out I was looking for another job and confrtoned me about it.
HagenEx
10/29/18 10:21:22 AM
#38
Veggeta X posted...
I do a shit ton more than what my job description says..


There's your problem.

Stop tryharding and all will be solved :D
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TopicA man's heart is in his stomach
HagenEx
10/28/18 1:29:40 AM
#5
Well, according to Sheldon Cooper, the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach, but through his tiny bladder.
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TopicPost really old meme/funny/weird videos
HagenEx
10/27/18 3:06:59 AM
#1
I recently came upon one of the first funny videos I remember watching on youtube:



Post some more really old funny videos.
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Topicname your favorite song of all time
HagenEx
10/27/18 3:04:34 AM
#3
Hard to choose. It's a toss up between Metallica's Fade To Black, Jay-Z's Moment of Clarity, Pearl Jam's Jeremy and Linkin Park's Forgotten.
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TopicCan this game end already
HagenEx
10/27/18 3:03:15 AM
#40
Mah boy Bradley Jr. got this.
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Topicweird baseball hours, who up?
HagenEx
10/27/18 3:02:44 AM
#2
Waiting for mah boy Bradley Jr. to end this fucking game. Can't watch both the game and LoL Worlds at the same time so I hope they don't go to 20 innings or something.
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TopicITT, post good electronic songs...
HagenEx
10/27/18 2:51:08 AM
#74

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TopicWhat comes to mind when you think of Africa?
HagenEx
10/27/18 12:01:54 AM
#64
Ace Ventura.

I was watching the first one earlier today so it was the first thing to pop into my mind.
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TopicDBZ is the Star Wars trilogy. DB GT is the prequels. Super is the new sequels?
HagenEx
10/26/18 11:54:19 PM
#6
Sounds about right.
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TopicIts not going to happen
HagenEx
10/26/18 11:51:16 PM
#2
If it's not going to happen, what's the point of this topic?
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Topicramza better not lose to that ugly alien
HagenEx
10/26/18 11:45:19 PM
#3
Garrus > Delita > Ramza.
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TopicWhich to buy? Spiderman or Red Dead Redemption 2?
HagenEx
10/26/18 11:42:44 PM
#23
TES_Nut posted...
I mean do you want Arkham city but spiderman or gta but cowboys?


Okay, this is the best post I've seen in a while, because it's true.
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TopicWhere do you rank Steph Curry all time?
HagenEx
10/25/18 10:04:25 PM
#25
best 3 point shooter of all time, definitely. Taking into account everything though, he'd sit comfortably at around #8 in my top all-time top 10.
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TopicI have decided to make a bucket list
HagenEx
10/22/18 10:29:58 PM
#15
I did get punched by a stranger, it was a girl who thought I grabbed her ass at a party
Never tried to run for any political office
Never left the country but I will, next January to go work in Chile, where my brother's at
Haven't biked, ever.
Never rode a train, I do use the subway regularly though
I took a cruise 4 years ago
I've taken airplanes a few times
I've won several sports related bets
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TopicBest video game in the last 10 years?
HagenEx
10/19/18 8:04:39 AM
#25
This one's tough. I'd probably pick 3 finalists, but I couldn't single one out.

The Witcher 3: WIld Hunt
Mass Effect 2
GTA V
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Topicwhen were you when youtube dies?
HagenEx
10/17/18 7:03:01 AM
#10
GanglyKhan posted...
Hejiru posted...

youtube is kill

no

Lmao is this copypasted? If not, nice original laughs.


I'm gonna assume you're just playing dumb. There's no way someone who uses the internet in any form doesn't know about this meme.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/john-is-kill
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TopicAnybody here have an invicta watch?
HagenEx
10/15/18 12:14:36 AM
#10
Imagine spending $500 in excess for something that you'll only need like 3 seconds to fix every now and then.
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TopicSaudi Arabia vows to retaliate with 'greater action' if hit with sanctions.
HagenEx
10/15/18 12:11:32 AM
#16
Lokarin posted...
I wonder if Saudi agents were responsible for the Venezuela collapse in order to maintain their oil noose


Imagine being dumb enough to believe that.

Chavez nationalized/expropriated more than 6500 private companies since 2002. Today less than 2% of those are alive. Everything from food production, to medicines, textiles, metallurgy, chemical companies and more.

Killed internal production, trusting that oil would keep the country afloat because it was at over $100 per barrel for a few good months. Oil prices dropped, and everything went to shit.

Blame Chavez, not the Saudis, or the US.
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TopicUse this Site to find out which CELEBRITY you look like!!!
HagenEx
10/14/18 11:53:32 PM
#2
Ryan Gosling.

Eh, I'll take it.
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TopicDo Limp Bizkit fans actually exist?
HagenEx
10/07/18 3:13:16 PM
#6
They do, but nowadays they're all women in their late 30s with daddy issues and drug problems.
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TopicUFC Fight Topic: McGregor vs Nurmagomedov
HagenEx
10/07/18 3:01:47 AM
#167
Darth-Bastard posted...
so this was definitely rigged for promotion for the rematch

khabib was supposed to win the fight. right before khabib goes in for his final takedown, you can see him say its time and conor makes a motion with his hands and is like right now? okay and the takedown happens. seconds later after surviving the leg holds the whole night suddenly he gives up everything and is in a chokehold and taps out

then of course the chaos ensues. but what were the first videos online immediately posted from? oh, russian users on twitter conveniently seated right behind conors corner. then you got joe rogan saying shit like THIS IS SUCH A BAD STAIN ON THE SPORT OH BY THE WAY THERES A BUNCH OF IRISH AND RUSSIANS THAT FLEW OUT HERE THAT WILL PROBABLY START TROUBLE OUTSIDE yet dana white going if we put this belt on theyre going to throw shit well they threw shit anyway you just had to be micd up for that right dana?

this shit was so fucking rigged. UFC is WWE at this point. conor never got arrested either.


This dude thinks UFC is WWE lmao.
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TopicSaitama vs. Cosmic Armor Superman
HagenEx
10/07/18 1:38:12 AM
#8
Ryo_the_Inferno posted...
SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Saitama defeats him with one punch.

You're missing the build up. Saitama punches him once, Supes tanks it. Saitama, in his excitement that he's finally found someone on his level, hits Superman harder. Superman is blown out of the solar system.


This, pretty much. However, the punch required to delete CAS would probably make the entire universe explode as well, so it ends in a draw after Saitama also dies.
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Topic9 > 10 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 8 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 1 > B > 11
HagenEx
10/07/18 1:36:02 AM
#2
Tactics > All of those.
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TopicUFC Fight Topic: McGregor vs Nurmagomedov
HagenEx
10/07/18 1:34:04 AM
#86
chrono625 posted...
Khabibs ground skills are really a thing of beauty, as a former wrestler he is a marvel to watch on the ground.


I've noted he's not that big, but his grip and grappling on the ground is freaking amazing. Dude must have above average strength for his body type. He's also quick during transitions.
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TopicValkyria Chronicles 4 General: There's a squad mate that orgasms when she smells
HagenEx
10/07/18 1:31:11 AM
#14
I think I only played the first one on PSP. Or was it the second one? I don't remember. Never finished it cause my PSP broke down.
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TopicUFC Fight Topic: McGregor vs Nurmagomedov
HagenEx
10/07/18 1:27:13 AM
#80
We'll have time to judge Khabib's actions after the fight, which are completely uncalled for. But regarding the fight, Conor's legacy got broke down, son. Dude looked like a complete wimp. There wasn't even a second where I thought "maybe Conor could win" during the entire fight.

Holy hell he got mauled.

Glad I've never been a fan, or a hater. He's just always been some entertaining clown inside the octagon, and a douche outside.
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TopicLouis CK sexually assaulted another woman, in a gym full of witnesses??
HagenEx
10/07/18 12:02:04 AM
#59
What a dumbass lol.
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TopicSave That Athlete (Round 1)
HagenEx
10/06/18 9:32:27 PM
#25
Anyways.

Messi
Ronaldinho
Cro Cop
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TopicSave That Athlete (Round 1)
HagenEx
10/06/18 9:31:33 PM
#23
Garbage list to be honest. No Roger Federer? Cmon, somebody had to vote him in.

Also which team did Vince Carter play for in the MLB?
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TopicEver hear of the guy who was 80% stomach, could digest anything, and ate a baby?
HagenEx
10/06/18 7:41:08 AM
#10
Dude's overblown and overhyped. Look at some of the things that supposedly describe his appearance.

A visible vapour would rise from his body


Is he a Titan from SNK or what the fuck?
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TopicGet you an 18 year old that calls you daddy
HagenEx
10/05/18 5:54:52 AM
#2
What if I don' want to be a daddy?
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TopicThe Winner of the 2018 Nobel Peace Prize Has Been Announced
HagenEx
10/05/18 5:53:27 AM
#14
Sativa_Rose posted...
Denis Mukengere Mukwege



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TopicIs Tupac alive? Or fake new?
HagenEx
10/05/18 4:55:04 AM
#2
Yes.
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TopicDo you download porn?
HagenEx
10/05/18 4:52:43 AM
#4
I used to, back in the day when BBros and stuff was popular. Nowadays I just stream everything.
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TopicRunny yolks are fucking gross
HagenEx
10/03/18 12:40:42 AM
#1
Just sayin'.
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TopicLiterally just heard the grossest joke of all time (not sure can even post it..)
HagenEx
10/02/18 12:45:21 PM
#5
Nade Duck posted...
aristocrats is better.


This will fly over a lot of this board members' heads.
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TopicHow do incels exist, if there are brothels?
HagenEx
10/02/18 12:40:39 PM
#19
Incels don't work, so they have no money for hookers.
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TopicImagine being incestphobic in 2018
HagenEx
10/02/18 12:39:36 PM
#8
I agree, it's ridiculous. I mean, you guys literally have an incestuous pedophile in the White House. It's about time you learn to accept it.
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TopicDo they have the death penalty where you live?
HagenEx
10/02/18 12:35:58 PM
#7
Yes, but only if you rape someone or kill your mother and stuff. And it's not enforced by the government, but by the convicts. They will insert stuff up your ass, cut your dick and insert it into your mouth, and finally they will chop your head and play a friendly football match with it (real football, not American Handegg).
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