| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
|---|---|
|
Full Throttle 12/19/18 12:45:25 AM #1: |
Do you think you'd be popular as a sperm donor? - Results (2 votes)
Yes
50% (1 vote)
1
Maybe...it's 50/50
0% (0 votes)
0
Hell No
50% (1 vote)
1
His facebook page has a string of positive pregnancy tests that he proudly shows off as he says his happiness isn't about raising kids of his own: He's just thrilled to help women who want children by donating his substance Kyle is the world's most "popular sperm donor" as the sperm office admis that he has become quite an in-demand person since he started advertising them on facebook 4 years ago. He said "I'm a very, very popular guy. 100 people hit me up every month. I'm in high demand. I can't help everyone but i usually donate to between 2 and 5 people every month"..and notes that services ARE FREE!! Most of the women just take a sample of his sperm and inject it at home with a syringe while the others have SEX with him to get pregnant the "old fashioned way" He said "When we have sex we try to make it fun. Sperm donation gives me and outlet, i have no pressure to find a girlfriend but i still get to have children. For me, sperm donation is a substitute for having a girlfriend" He decided to donate in his early 20's when he realized he got bored of relationships He notes that one couple have a child that is 4 and a 14 month old are already looking like him Kyle has donated to LA, San Fran, Colorado and Texas clinics and he wouldn't mind going OVERSEAS to help impregnant europeans next.. He said "If anyone in the UK wants my services, i am happy to travel. I'd go anywhere to help women out, apart from North Korea or any war zone" Most of the clients are 18-42 and gets a lot of "repeat business" and DOESN'T discriminate on age and makes sure that the child will be supported financially. He says he comes from a good family with 2 educated parents, a lawyer and programmer mother and will be passing down those genes. Kyle also argued that sperm banks may have trouble tracking the offspring of repeat donors so those offspring may not know when they encounter a BROTHER or SISTER as he takes "satisfaction" knowing he has kids in the world and have a great Father's Day party one day in 20 years. His parents however are mixed as his mother has to repeatedly tell him that they are not really his kids Kyle says lastly "My parents are fine about it though, my brother makes a lot of money and i make a lot of children. Women have told me i'm the hottest man they've come across and it makes me happy knowing that. I don't do any drugs, i don't smoke, i don't drink, i don't drink cafeeine and i only eat sperm friendly food: wheat, brown rice, fruits and veggies. Right now i'm in university as both siblings of mine are engineers. The nuclear engineer is my TWIN. My grandpa was a scientist" He also put up old photos of himself as a kid and brags about his IQ..and is passing his legacy around the owrld. Do you think you'd be a popular sperm donor? Kyle - https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/21/7584314-6508859-Passing_it_on_Kyle_says_he_is_a_favorable_choice_because_he_come-m-2_1545169847976.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912757140_Image_galleryImage_Sperm_Donor_Kyle_Gordy.JPG https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912763917_Image_galleryImage_Sperm_Donor_Kyle_Gordy.JPG https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584312-6508859-image-a-67_1545160270133.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584308-6508859-image-a-69_1545161036991.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/18/19/7584316-6508859-image-m-65_1545159889275.jpg Kyle as a brat - https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415914143463_wps_53_Kid_pictures_from_Sperm_D.jpg https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/11/13/1415912863120_Image_galleryImage_Kid_pictures_from_Sperm_D.JPG --- call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. A GFAQS User Steps On A Bug, I'll Stop Posting for 24 HOURS. THIS ACCOUNT ONLY!! I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Lordgold666 12/19/18 1:11:36 AM #2: |
Lol not surprised the king of sperm donors jocks a beanie
He is the future --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
catboy0_0 12/19/18 1:13:51 AM #3: |
good looks? wtf are these women smoking I want some
--- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Milkman5 12/19/18 1:15:58 AM #4: |
this has to be satire. He looks average
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Lost_All_Senses 12/19/18 1:18:48 AM #5: |
CEO of sperm donating? What's the starter position?
--- Name checks out ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Irony 12/19/18 1:21:03 AM #6: |
So let me get this straight. He impregnates a bunch of women and his brother gives them money?
--- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
EnragedSlith 12/19/18 1:23:26 AM #7: |
I was donor conceived. I wouldnt wish it on anyone. This guy is a jackass for a host of reasons.
--- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
catboy0_0 12/19/18 1:24:07 AM #8: |
EnragedSlith posted...
I was donor conceived. I wouldnt wish it on anyone. This guy is a jackass for a host of reasons. no wonder you're enraged --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
HagenEx 12/19/18 1:25:16 AM #9: |
Holy crap he looks just like a Venezuelan rapper called Lil Supa.
--- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
catboy0_0 12/19/18 1:26:11 AM #10: |
he looks like a poor mans eminem
--- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
GameboyTroy 12/19/18 1:25:51 PM #11: |
I could donate sperm but I'm never going to do that, ever.
--- Goldeneye FC 5365-5518-3504 alt FC 3899-7748-6731; MKWii FC 4253-8089-9160 ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Orlando_Jordan 12/19/18 1:38:12 PM #12: |
I thought he was going to be a Chad, not some guy you'd see at 7-Eleven buying cigarettes.
--- High-IQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
CelestialVoices 12/19/18 2:13:34 PM #13: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
voldothegr8 12/19/18 2:18:26 PM #14: |
I came in to make Chad juice jokes but he's somehow not a Chad. I don't get it.
--- Oda break tracker 2018- 9 (3) | THE Ohio State: 12-1 | Oakland Raiders: 3-11 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Dyinglegacy 12/19/18 2:20:27 PM #15: |
I mean, he's good looking, but I wouldn't say god's gift. He looked like a cute kid, so maybe that's the allure.
--- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 50001 losses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
mrduckbear 12/19/18 10:57:35 PM #16: |
looks like most say NO
--- Every time a Gamefaqs User PROVES they Stepped on a Bug, i will STOP Posting for 24 Hours...THIS ACCOUNT ONLY ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
rikasa 12/19/18 11:01:26 PM #17: |
wow, a pallid ectomorph with early strabismus. sign me up
--- you are not alone ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
littlebro07 12/19/18 11:04:16 PM #18: |
The fuck? He's definitely not bad looking but not nearly good looking enough for everyone to want his love nectar.
--- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Fossil 12/19/18 11:06:14 PM #19: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
NeoShadowhen 12/19/18 11:06:20 PM #20: |
...really?
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Smashingpmkns 12/19/18 11:09:54 PM #21: |
He looks like his favorite band is Twenty One Pilots
--- Clean Butt Crew ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
The Catgirl Fondler 12/19/18 11:28:29 PM #22: |
I'd only consider sperm donation if I was being paid for it (by the clinic I mean).
--- N/A ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
