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I don't understand tiktok, what is entertaining about that video

https://www.avclub.com/if-the-mario-movie-makes-a-billion-dollars-we-might-re-1850340730

Were only, like, hours into the weekend at this point, but its already becoming clear that we might have a problem on our hands with this Mario guy. See, The Super Mario Bros. Movie isnt just doing well in its second week at the box office: Its doing improbably, unexpectedly, super well, with a projected drop-off of just 45 percent in domestic returns from last weekend. (By comparison, Avengers: Endgame dropped 58.7 percent from its first weekend to its second; these are very good retention numbers, is the point.) That includes a continual domination at the international box office, which, all told, means the Mario movie is expected to have made something like $659 million, planet-wide, by the time Monday rolls around.
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Which means we may be in horrible, terrifying reach of a world in which The Super Mario Bros. Movie makes more than a billion dollars, and, thus, ushers in a cinematic hell on earth the likes of which humanity has only rarely had to contemplate.

Basically, our worry hereand we admit that this is informed by a certain pessimism of the spirit, brought on by multiple decades of watching video game movies fail on pretty much every conceivable artistic levelis that if this damn thing breaks the billion-dollar mark, the deluge of gaming-flecked bullshit thats going to start spewing out of Hollywood is going to be truly unimaginable. TVs already primed the pump with The Last Of Us show, but if Mario breaks a billion, the next thing you know, theyre going to give Crash Bandicoot a movie. Do you want that, people? Do you want to hear Timothe Chalamets Crash Bandicoot voice? Because thats the reality were now careening toward. Spyro The Dragon. Banjo-Kazooie. Fuckin Bubsy. Were opening Pandoras Box here, and Aero The Acrobat is lurking at the bottom. Turn back, before all is lost.

Now do Stan and Kyle, aka Matt and Trey

Archie's views were never presented as the "correct" views.

For comparison, the Zelda cycle is below, and is basically "everyone hates the latest game, thinks the last game is okay in retrospect, thinks the game 2 games ago was an underappreciated masterpiece, and the one before that everyone loved is overrated." Basically, Zelda has a sliding scale of nostalgia on which all games are placed.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/9/AABJX0AAEU5t.jpg

So is now the time that we all hate BoTW and start adoring Skyward Sword?

But CE is never going to critically approach this.

I mean, punching someone in the torso or head could easily kill them if they take a fall and bump their noggin. May as well go for the scoop slam and hope they dont get up and try it again.

Fucked around, found out.

lol at the other guy getting mad at the worker. What was he supposed to do, let himself get beaten up?

i actually find that statement/mentality to be really gross and immature usually

its like a lot of guys have an actual hunger to see people get harmed who they think step out of line when it comes to what they perceive as appropriate behavior

on top of it being a peak edgelord statement imo

Who cares

I should develop a game and deliberately not put player inputs in it. Hey man, don't diss my game. I made an artistic decision.

I hope all you capital G gamers are really pissed that remakes of classic RPGs add turbo and more save functions. No such thing as QOL or standard features. It's all design choice.

fans of that burger joint be like "your burger is missing the buns? its just subjective that the burger is flawed because it was a design choice! ive eaten 5 burgers here already and none of them had meat patties, that doesnt make the burgers flawed!"

people are allowed to criticise a poor design choice

Kingdom Hearts, and Nier aren't even JRPGs

that's silly, we already have Forspoken

https://youtu.be/yTh9qiXEy4Q

It really didn't though

Melee
Wind Waker
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2
Custom Robo
Luigi's Mansion
F-Zero
Skies of Arcadia Legends (Dreamcast port but still not available on PS2 or XBOX)
Fire Emblem Path of Radiance
Mario Sunshine (I enjoyed it more than most apparently, didn't know it was so hated)
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil Remake
Eternal Darkness
F-Zero GX
Paper Mario TTYD
Star Fox Adventures (I liked the game, was just linear and the ending was just kind of a let down)
MGS Twin Snakes

I mean how can you say it had a shit library? To each their own

I definitely understand their decision but I have no idea how they can continue the show with new voice actors for R&M. The new voices will have to be absolutely spot on, or else fans will be a little upset

Not sure how one guy breaks up

Plenty of people were criticizing High on Life for the dialogue. I even remember a trending tweet like this with a clip of the Morty voice gun going on & on about anime. So this aint new

Muggle shit tends to not work or at least not work right around magic so who knows if guns would even function right at Hogwarts?

A lot of the users here act extremely toxic but hide it behind the guise of moral superiority.

A person dies of cancer

Users on this board:

The fuck is wrong with these people?

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