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Tyranthraxus 04/17/23 12:02:24 AM #1: |
https://www.avclub.com/if-the-mario-movie-makes-a-billion-dollars-we-might-re-1850340730 Were only, like, hours into the weekend at this point, but its already becoming clear that we might have a problem on our hands with this Mario guy. See, The Super Mario Bros. Movie isnt just doing well in its second week at the box office: Its doing improbably, unexpectedly, super well, with a projected drop-off of just 45 percent in domestic returns from last weekend. (By comparison, Avengers: Endgame dropped 58.7 percent from its first weekend to its second; these are very good retention numbers, is the point.) That includes a continual domination at the international box office, which, all told, means the Mario movie is expected to have made something like $659 million, planet-wide, by the time Monday rolls around. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 04/17/23 12:05:26 AM #2: |
Fortnite movie --- updated 3/26/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 04/17/23 12:06:07 AM #3: |
I welcome this. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 04/17/23 12:07:27 AM #5: |
Man, the Mario movie is making a bunch of crybabies whine a lot. And are they new to movies? Everything spawns lesser quality attempts to chase the same dollar. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Compsognathus 04/17/23 12:08:31 AM #6: |
*The shambling, desiccated corpse of avclub Goodness that website had taken quite the plummet in the last few years. --- *Gheb is my other account* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/17/23 12:09:11 AM #7: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] It's avclub which is owned by The Onion so this is more like a tongue in cheek opinion. You're not meant to take the article seriously although it's not pure satire. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 04/17/23 12:10:30 AM #8: |
I lol'd. Unfortunately no one needs a reason to make bad video game movies. See Uwe Boll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 04/17/23 12:11:52 AM #9: |
AV club is all fucking scabs now so it doesnt really matter what their shit writers say --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_shibe 04/17/23 12:14:44 AM #10: |
a movie based on bioshock 1 would be amazing (live action) a trilogy based on zelda (live action) live action with a lot of CGI metroid movie mega man trilogy, followed by mega man X trilogy --- So post. Much gamefaqs. Wow. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ratchetrockon 04/17/23 12:17:10 AM #11: |
Spyro movie --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Gothic 2 NOTR He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krojen 04/17/23 12:21:07 AM #12: |
Can't be worse than all the superhero stuff --- http://i.imgur.com/hI4hAMb.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PiOverlord 04/17/23 12:23:50 AM #13: |
I can't wait. GAMERS RISE UP! --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 35, 500th posts: 34; PiO ATTN: 6 RotM wins 1, LETTEN MY ARROW FLYEN TRUE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Deteled 04/17/23 12:26:09 AM #14: |
TheGoldenEel posted... AV club is all fucking scabs now so it doesnt really matter what their shit writers sayWhat do you mean? The writers were on strike and replaced? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tora_Sami 04/17/23 12:30:45 AM #15: |
The_shibe posted... a movie based on bioshock 1 would be amazing (live action) MegaMan needs to be a show again. But they did have one recently that was hot garbage. I'm afraid if they make a MegaMan show again, they gonna try the school kid superhero shit like last time. I don't know why we can't just get a better version of the 90's show. Hell I would love a MegaMan x anime honestly, done by the people that did cyberpunk 2077. --- Asus E-gaming z490 | 10700k | DDR4 32gb 3200mhz | Asus TUF 3080ti | 1000 watt | Corsair H100i 240 | G7 Odyssey 32" | Orion Spark | Proteus Core ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Compsognathus 04/17/23 12:34:13 AM #16: |
Deteled posted... What do you mean? The writers were on strike and replaced?AvClub has been on a pretty steep decline since it got merged with all the other Gawker Media sites. The switch to Kinja for the comments section just obliterated the community. All the ownership changes pissed off long-time writers. Change in article mandates morphed the site away from the kinds of articles it used to wrote and the final killing blow was when they shut down their Chicago office, where most of their best remaining writers operated out of. No option was given for remote work. If they wanted to keep their jobs they had to move to LA. This caused basically all of them to quit and a healthy chunk of the LA writers to also quit in solidarity. What's left is a shell of the site with nothing that made the site good remaining. --- *Gheb is my other account* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 04/17/23 12:35:28 AM #17: |
Time for a second shot at a final fantasy movie --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EyeWontBeFooled 04/17/23 12:37:04 AM #18: |
Heartomaton posted... I welcome this. --- Resident Shiny Hunter of CE 284 Shinys and counting! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 04/17/23 12:37:16 AM #19: |
MC_BatCommander posted... Time for a second shot at a final fantasy movieThird? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 04/17/23 12:42:10 AM #20: |
Tyranthraxus posted... Fuckin Bubsy.https://youtu.be/VDj-cLnHrRQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IronTusk 04/17/23 12:46:06 AM #21: |
When does the goldeneye movie come out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kim_Seong-a 04/17/23 12:46:26 AM #22: |
MC_BatCommander posted... Time for a second shot at a final fantasy movie Final Fantasy The Spirits Without --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TMOG 04/17/23 12:46:52 AM #23: |
Kim_Seong-a posted... Final Fantasy The Spirits WithoutAdvent Adults ... Copied to Clipboard!
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burns112233 04/17/23 12:48:42 AM #24: |
I want a Goldeneye 64 the game, the movie. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 04/17/23 12:50:56 AM #25: |
nintendo cinematic universe is gonna be bigger than marvel --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade http://i.imgur.com/MYYEIx5.gif http://i.imgur.com/WGE12ef.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 04/17/23 12:52:18 AM #26: |
TMOG posted... Third? Fourth. Nobody remember the FFXV movie? --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/17/23 12:55:01 AM #27: |
Ricemills posted... Fourth.Can we count Agni's Philosophy as a short film to make it fifth? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 04/17/23 1:07:26 AM #28: |
Tyranthraxus posted... theyre going to give Crash Bandicoot a movie. Do you want that, people? Do you want to hear Timothe Chalamets Crash Bandicoot voice? Yes --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 04/17/23 1:33:09 AM #29: |
I'm willing to bet a Fortnite movie starring the Rock, Chris Evans, and Gal Gadot is being written right now and if it isn't I'll sacrifice my soul to write it so I can be an over night millionaire --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 04/17/23 1:40:57 AM #30: |
i'll be fuckin first in in line for The Bubsy Movie. Garfield with youthful energy and a Ballzooka. yes please. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 04/17/23 1:42:19 AM #31: |
Gremlynn posted... i'll be fuckin first in in line for The Bubsy Movie. What if it's based on Bubsy 3D? D: --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flauros 04/17/23 1:42:43 AM #32: |
Glover movie when? --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 04/17/23 1:43:35 AM #33: |
But this one movie is literally blocking hundreds of others from being made. You go to the theater and it's just Mario on 18 screens. --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokison 04/17/23 1:43:55 AM #34: |
Could give me a MGS movie, maybe even a good Metroid horror flick. But we might also get FF The Spirits Within, or another shitty Doom movie. I'm willing to take the risk. --- Word from the wise: Don't drink the under-sink-juice. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 04/17/23 1:44:06 AM #35: |
Heartomaton posted... What if it's based on Bubsy 3D? D: then i can skip the edibles and get the same experience. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gremlynn 04/17/23 1:44:56 AM #36: |
MabusIncarnate posted... But this one movie is literally blocking hundreds of others from being made. You go to the theater and it's just Mario on 18 screens. that's not how anything works. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TendoDRM 04/17/23 1:45:56 AM #37: |
Tyranthraxus posted... Do you want to hear Timothe Chalamets Crash Bandicoot voice? Absolutely. --- Cel Damage! Tonight at 8:00! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hornezz 04/17/23 1:56:14 AM #38: |
Gameshit isn't cinema --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ubergeneral3 04/17/23 2:14:19 AM #39: |
Does this mean we can get a Bonk movie? --- Guillotine/Gulag 2020. You didn't vote Bernie now pay the price. Eat the Rich ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillaHarkan 04/17/23 2:15:14 AM #40: |
Just dont let Disney make any of the good video games into movies. --- https://tinyurl.com/37bubxjd https://youtu.be/U4lz8MN6MQA ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 04/17/23 2:23:22 AM #41: |
Gremlynn posted... then i can skip the edibles and get the same experience. Fair enough. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VampireCoyote 04/17/23 2:27:25 AM #42: |
Between Mario and TLOU pretty much every popular gaming franchise is about to get pitched for the next big movie or show its gonna be just awful --- She/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrDrMan 04/17/23 3:23:16 AM #43: |
Theyre already pumping out Sonic movies. Theres also a Dungeons and Dragons out now as well as a Tetris based movie about to hit theaters. Too late. --- Insert sig here ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 04/17/23 3:26:54 AM #44: |
Resident Evil made 6 Movies that the game fans hated (1st one is loved) and the game series is fine. Also bad TV series and meh animated movies too. This fear mongering is stupid. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 04/17/23 3:30:20 AM #45: |
Hollywood: Videogame movies are the next big thing, we need somebody that have had any kind of experience with directing this kind of stuff! Uwe Boll: *raises hand* Hollywood: You are hired! --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Supaitwo 04/17/23 4:56:56 AM #46: |
MrDrMan posted... Theyre already pumping out Sonic movies. Theres also a Dungeons and Dragons out now as well as a Tetris based movie about to hit theaters. D&D isnt a video game movie. --- After 25 years he's the very best like no one ever was. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Punished_Blinx 04/17/23 5:05:26 AM #47: |
In all seriousness there really aren't all that many video game properties that would be anywhere near as popular as Mario. Most are still from Nintendo lol. Even Detective Pikachu just did okay. --- A Fallen Mascot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 04/17/23 5:08:49 AM #48: |
Warcraft movie! Oh wait --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Finis-XII 04/17/23 5:09:23 AM #49: |
Tyranthraxus posted... https://www.avclub.com/if-the-mario-movie-makes-a-billion-dollars-we-might-re-1850340730Those last two paragraphs read like Penguinz0 satirizing a film critic, lmao. --- 2022 GOTY: Elden Ring, Best Girl Ranni ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bigpapaplut 04/17/23 6:21:02 AM #50: |
So the last 15 years of non stop capeshit making a billion dollars each was fine but a mario movie doing it crosses some line? OK then --- My opinion of humans is so low you'd have to work very hard indeed to disappoint me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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