Board 8 > Everyone laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian.

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UItimaterializer 03/20/17 6:32:15 PM #1:	Well no one's laughing now. --- Get the X out. Vinateri was using his god powers on the Pats and then was like "Wait I'm a Colt now lol" and now you have it. <cite>UItimaterializer posted [p:875516339] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote> Well no one's laughing now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davidponte 03/20/17 6:53:24 PM #2:	I seen this on Reddit yesterday --- https://psnprofiles.com/Simmons-94 <cite>davidponte posted [p:875517890] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>I seen this on Reddit yesterday</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 03/20/17 6:55:44 PM #3:	I remember her on Last Comic Standing before she had a career. She wasn't great but she wasn't awful. Nothing's changed since then except her bank statements. --- (boring generic non-rotating sig because I posted from not my phone) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:875518062] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>I remember her on Last Comic Standing before she had a career. She wasn't great but she wasn't awful. Nothing's changed since then except her bank statements.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davidponte 03/20/17 6:57:31 PM #4:	I will add that she is absolutely awful though --- https://psnprofiles.com/Simmons-94 <cite>davidponte posted [p:875518192] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>I will add that she is absolutely awful though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 03/20/17 7:00:58 PM #5:	davidponte posted... I will add that she is absolutely awful though See I don't get the hype either way. Is it that her show sucks? I don't watch it. I see commercials for it and other commmercials that she does and they seem not awful. I don''t care to watch her show though, so I don;'t bother... but I feel kinda neutral again based on the commercials because they aren't horrible or amazing. --- (boring generic non-rotating sig because I posted from not my phone) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:875518442] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>davidponte posted...</cite> <quote>I will add that she is absolutely awful though</quote> See I don't get the hype either way. Is it that her show sucks? I don't watch it. I see commercials for it and other commmercials that she does and they seem not awful. I don''t care to watch her show though, so I don;'t bother... but I feel kinda neutral again based on the commercials because they aren't horrible or amazing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psaltery 03/20/17 7:02:59 PM #6:	Funny jokes Ulti maybe you should be the comedian. --- Psalm 73:20: As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image. <cite>psaltery posted [p:875518605] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>Funny jokes Ulti maybe you should be the comedian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bane_Of_Despair 03/20/17 7:03:41 PM #7:	I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future. --- Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down. <cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted [p:875518645] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChaosTonyV4 03/20/17 7:07:43 PM #9:	Commence burying Ulti for stealing this joke. --- Phantom Dust. <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:875518910] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>Commence burying Ulti for stealing this joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 03/20/17 7:07:54 PM #10:	Bane_Of_Despair posted... I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future. This is exactly what I said about another comedian with the initials AS within the past 20 years... only that one didn't have a vagina. --- (boring generic non-rotating sig because I posted from not my phone) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:875518929] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote>I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future.</quote> This is exactly what I said about another comedian with the initials AS within the past 20 years... only that one didn't have a vagina.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CherryCokes 03/20/17 7:09:49 PM #11:	She's exactly fine There are plenty of mediocre rich white guy comedians, too. --- "Mighty boobs." - Vlado <cite>CherryCokes posted [p:875519074] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote> She's exactly fine There are plenty of mediocre rich white guy comedians, too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 03/20/17 7:10:32 PM #12:	UltimaterializerX posted... Literally 100% of anything she does that's remotely funny is stolen. If she were a man doing this, she would get buried for it and I cite Carlos Mencia as proof. dude... don't cite carlos mencia. I don't f*ing care how noble your intentions are, or even how accurate they may be. don't fing cite carlos mencia. You don't want to go there, and none of us want to see you go there. --- (boring generic non-rotating sig because I posted from not my phone) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:875519119] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>UltimaterializerX posted...</cite> <quote>Literally 100% of anything she does that's remotely funny is stolen. If she were a man doing this, she would get buried for it and I cite Carlos Mencia as proof.</quote> dude... don't cite carlos mencia. I don't fing care how noble your intentions are, or even how accurate they may be. don't f*ing cite carlos mencia. You don't want to go there, and none of us want to see you go there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 03/20/17 7:10:59 PM #13:	davidponte posted... I seen this on Reddit yesterday Ulti busting out with his inner Carlos Mencia. --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:875519153] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>davidponte posted...</cite> <quote>I seen this on Reddit yesterday</quote> Ulti busting out with his inner Carlos Mencia.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 03/20/17 7:11:57 PM #14:	CherryCokes posted... She's exactly fine There are plenty of mediocre rich white guy comedians, too. Which is the point I'm trying to make... and to be fair to Amy Schumer, she hasn't played her own twin brother, so she's got that going for her. --- (boring generic non-rotating sig because I posted from not my phone) <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:875519209] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>CherryCokes posted...</cite> <quote>She's exactly fine There are plenty of mediocre rich white guy comedians, too.</quote> Which is the point I'm trying to make... and to be fair to Amy Schumer, she hasn't played her own twin brother, so she's got that going for her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WiggumFan267 03/20/17 7:31:50 PM #16:	She was really good on her "debut" on the Charlie Sheen roast at least. Downhill from there. But I'd say she's mediocre now yeah --- ~Wigs~ Dp Guru Wins over Me: 1, Fantasy Baseball Wins over Dp: 3 2015 NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPION NEW YORK METS <cite>WiggumFan267 posted [p:875520643] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>She was really good on her "debut" on the Charlie Sheen roast at least. Downhill from there. But I'd say she's mediocre now yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralZephyr 03/20/17 7:38:36 PM #17:	Saw this on Facebook five minutes ago. --- darkx remembers his friend, GrapefruitKing. RIP :( Games beaten in 2017: 8 (Most recent - Uncharted 4: A Thief's End) <cite>AdmiralZephyr posted [p:875521035] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>Saw this on Facebook five minutes ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LOLIAmAnAlt 03/20/17 8:19:53 PM #18:	Is she the one in those old navy commercials Trying to hit on her ex in front of his family and wife? They were the worst commercials --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted [p:875523805] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>Is she the one in those old navy commercials Trying to hit on her ex in front of his family and wife? They were the worst commercials</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosTonyV4 03/21/17 12:35:22 PM #19:	https://www.facebook.com/MemestotheExtreme/photos/a.784162371710413.1073741829.783476448445672/1167581463368500/?type=3 --- Phantom Dust. <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:875566539] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>https://www.facebook.com/MemestotheExtreme/photos/a.784162371710413.1073741829.783476448445672/1167581463368500/?type=3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MoogleKupo141 03/21/17 12:48:06 PM #20:	UltimaterializerX posted... ChaosTonyV4 posted... Commence burying Ulti for stealing this joke. I'm not a professional comedian. Not bound to that standard. "don't plagiarize" is a standard we should all aspire to --- For your SuperNiceDog. At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza <cite>MoogleKupo141 posted [p:875567404] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>UltimaterializerX posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted...</cite> <quote>Commence burying Ulti for stealing this joke.</quote> I'm not a professional comedian. Not bound to that standard.</quote> "don't plagiarize" is a standard we should all aspire to</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CeraSeptem 03/21/17 12:51:15 PM #21:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Bane_Of_Despair posted... I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future. This is exactly what I said about another comedian with the initials AS within the past 20 years... only that one didn't have a vagina. why are you being coy --- I ****ing love to cuddle. I'm being oppressed! <cite>CeraSeptem posted [p:875567640] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote> <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote>I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future.</quote> This is exactly what I said about another comedian with the initials AS within the past 20 years... only that one didn't have a vagina.</quote> why are you being coy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 03/21/17 12:52:05 PM #22:	LOLIAmAnAlt posted... Is she the one in those old navy commercials Trying to hit on her ex in front of his family and wife? They were the worst commercials is that what that is? I never picked up on who the other people are, just that Amy Schumer is getting naked in a store in front of people... but that's probably also because I rarely glance up when commercials are on when I forget to mute the TV. --- The Epic Struggle 1 winner. Machete phone-posting... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:875567694] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>LOLIAmAnAlt posted...</cite> <quote>Is she the one in those old navy commercials Trying to hit on her ex in front of his family and wife? They were the worst commercials</quote> is that what that is? I never picked up on who the other people are, just that Amy Schumer is getting naked in a store in front of people... but that's probably also because I rarely glance up when commercials are on when I forget to mute the TV.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 03/21/17 12:53:40 PM #23:	CeraSeptem posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Bane_Of_Despair posted... I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future. This is exactly what I said about another comedian with the initials AS within the past 20 years... only that one didn't have a vagina. why are you being coy I was being drunk and high. whatever else I was being was a direct result of that. --- The Epic Struggle 1 winner. Machete phone-posting... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:875567791] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>CeraSeptem posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote>I liked her in Trainwreck but that new one coming out with her doesn't look great and the commercials she's done have been not good. So eh, I think she has it in her and just needs to switch up her style a bit in the future.</quote> This is exactly what I said about another comedian with the initials AS within the past 20 years... only that one didn't have a vagina.</quote> why are you being coy</quote> I was being drunk and high. whatever else I was being was a direct result of that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iiaattgg 03/21/17 12:59:04 PM #24:	CherryCokes posted... She's exactly fine There are plenty of mediocre rich white guy comedians, too. Oh word? You watch that netflix turd? Can you list a single part of it or joke that wasnt trash? --- Sess Of the superuser "merSHINEsess" <cite>iiaattgg posted [p:875568126] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>CherryCokes posted...</cite> <quote>She's exactly fine There are plenty of mediocre rich white guy comedians, too.</quote> Oh word? You watch that netflix turd? Can you list a single part of it or joke that wasnt trash?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vlado 03/21/17 12:59:42 PM #25:	lmao --- Blitzball fan? Try Captain Tsubasa II (in English) for NES! *Best game reviews: http://betweenlifeandgames.com* <cite>Vlado posted [p:875568166] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
On_The_Pence 03/21/17 1:16:19 PM #26:	She mostly sucks. Her show was fine though (granted, Kurt Metzger was the lead writer and he's brilliant). I'm mostly annoyed that she hangs out with the best comedians in the world so it hurts to watch them white knight her whenever she's called out. --- The Nelson Mandela of board 8 SephG <cite>On_The_Pence posted [p:875569273] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>She mostly sucks. Her show was fine though (granted, Kurt Metzger was the lead writer and he's brilliant). I'm mostly annoyed that she hangs out with the best comedians in the world so it hurts to watch them white knight her whenever she's called out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Surskit 03/21/17 1:22:22 PM #27:	I don't understand why she gets a strong reaction either way. She's like the definition of junk TV to me; I can watch it after a long day of work in which my brain is fried and it's just fine. --- .-#Elements of Water#-. <cite>Surskit posted [p:875569684] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>I don't understand why she gets a strong reaction either way. She's like the definition of junk TV to me; I can watch it after a long day of work in which my brain is fried and it's just fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackMageJawa 03/21/17 1:39:35 PM #28:	The 'not laughing now' line was originally coined decades ago by Bob Monkhouse, about himself. --- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil <cite>BlackMageJawa posted [p:875570909] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>The 'not laughing now' line was originally coined decades ago by Bob Monkhouse, about himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 03/21/17 1:40:24 PM #29:	On_The_Pence posted... She mostly sucks. Her show was fine though (granted, Kurt Metzger was the lead writer and he's brilliant). I'm mostly annoyed that she hangs out with the best comedians in the world so it hurts to watch them white knight her whenever she's called out. yeah white knighting is annoying. --- *Democratic People's Republic of Korea Machete phone-posting... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:875570961] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>On_The_Pence posted...</cite> <quote>She mostly sucks. Her show was fine though (granted, Kurt Metzger was the lead writer and he's brilliant). I'm mostly annoyed that she hangs out with the best comedians in the world so it hurts to watch them white knight her whenever she's called out.</quote> yeah white knighting is annoying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scarletspeed7 03/21/17 1:41:29 PM #30:	Plagiarism is unacceptable Ulti. Intellectually dishonest. Sad! --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer <cite>scarletspeed7 posted [p:875571041] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote>Plagiarism is unacceptable Ulti. Intellectually dishonest. Sad!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfitProphet 03/21/17 2:21:05 PM #31:	I'd still f* her --- Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays. <cite>ProfitProphet posted [p:875573515] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote> I'd still f* her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 03/21/17 2:33:02 PM #32:	ProfitProphet posted... I'd still f* her me too --- GnT Big Brother record: S1 - N/A, S2 - N/A, S3 - 6th, S4 - 3rd, S5 - 3rd Machete phone-posting... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:875574285] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfitProphet posted...</cite> <quote>I'd still f* her</quote> me too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
On_The_Pence 03/21/17 2:43:13 PM #33:	FigureOfSpeech posted... ProfitProphet posted... I'd still f* her me too She's literally obese --- The Nelson Mandela of board 8 SephG <cite>On_The_Pence posted [p:875575011] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>FigureOfSpeech posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfitProphet posted...</cite> <quote>I'd still f* her</quote> me too</quote> She's literally obese</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegamanX 03/21/17 3:30:55 PM #34:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... I remember her on Last Comic Standing before she had a career. She wasn't great but she wasn't awful. Nothing's changed since then except her bank statements. this. --- XBL/PSN/WiiU:StingX2 <cite>MegamanX posted [p:875578327] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote>I remember her on Last Comic Standing before she had a career. She wasn't great but she wasn't awful. Nothing's changed since then except her bank statements.</quote> this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech 03/22/17 9:57:34 AM #35:	On_The_Pence posted... FigureOfSpeech posted... ProfitProphet posted... I'd still f* her me too She's literally obese she is within the parameters for my consideration --- The Epic Struggle 1 winner. Machete phone-posting... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:875629290] in Everyone l... [t:75136707]...</cite> <quote><cite>On_The_Pence posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FigureOfSpeech posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfitProphet posted...</cite> <quote>I'd still f* her</quote> me too</quote> She's literally obese</quote> she is within the parameters for my consideration</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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