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TopicCrimsoness is WARNED!!
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 9:02:21 PM
#12
uh oh what she do?
TopicAlright who here is Russian
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 7:48:43 PM
#9
not me. I drink a ton of vodka but it's cheap, flavored and relatively local. Legit Russians would not approve (and I have Russian friends who have given me shit for it in the past >_>)
TopicWhat's the longest you've been without any sleep
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 7:45:39 PM
#10
around 72 hours. I was in a weird place. I felt really sharp though, like mentally and physically. I was on the bus on my way to work and a friend of mine happened to be on it too so we were talking and some other dude got on and either he gave me a dirty look or he just had some kind of resting bitch face and immediately my mind went into this mode of thinking how I'd defend myself if the dude tried to start something and it was like full on john wick shit and I was convinced I was in a place where my reflexes were fast enough to actually make it happen. The dude didn't say anything to me or my friend and I got off the bus and went to work and no fucked up shit happened at any point. I bought some sleep aid medication on the way home that night but I only managed to sleep like 4 hours. Still, that was enough to help. I slept more normally in the following days.
TopicWBC_Injury is SUSPENDED
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 6:40:25 PM
#61
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


for real. That was a meltdown that channelled gamefaqs 20 years ago. I never liked when people typed like that but I can appreciate the nostalgia of it now lol
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 6:20:36 PM
#225
Kamil posted...
Frick since I had this handy why not:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/1/AAAIj0AAEYlh.jpg

I remember that episode. God kept bringing up bad things Beavis had done in his life and Beavis was like "Oh yeah! That was cool!" and god was like "No, Beavis... that sucked."
TopicMe in Afghanistan in 2014. AMA.
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 6:19:09 PM
#56
I didn't give you permission to post a picture that I'm in (I'm the vehicle on the right side that's sticking out further than the vehicles on either side of it)
TopicHow can you tell if a CEgal likes you?
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 6:15:19 PM
#8
if dey like you, dey ask you to help dem look for bigfoot
TopicHow do you pronounce "Teixeira"?
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 6:14:06 PM
#37
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Topic$8,000 a month but you have to kick a pervert in the balls 4 times a week.
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 6:12:07 PM
#17
Can I do it remotely? Like I swing my foot wherever I am and he feels the impact as though I had kicked him directly?
TopicPizza delivered to wrong address in Detroit leads to shootout
FigureOfSpeech
04/15/23 6:08:24 PM
#18
Flauros posted...
Detroit style pizza is the opposite of chicago deep dish.

Instead of being a disgusting bread bowl full of sauce, its got a thick crust and extra cheese.

isn't Detroit style the deep dish type where they put the sauce on top of the cheese?
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/14/23 6:33:14 PM
#314
Ivanka Trump and Eric Trump having a nerf gun duel in order to determine who gets to punch Donald Trump Jr. in the genitals first.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/14/23 6:04:39 PM
#169
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Time for some sippy poo's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3wEdK_vxw

lmao I love how relatable Julian is there, sippin on the drink during every break from singing. I'd be doing the same.
TopicI don't even reply to users unless they're fellow OGs.
FigureOfSpeech
04/14/23 5:04:01 PM
#10
Trickfinger posted...
At this point in my GameFAQs tenure my circle is getting smaller

bruh...

none of the cool kids and/or OGs even HAVE circles anymore. We're all about rhombuses (rhombi?) now.
TopicUndercover Brother is a nuch better satire of racism than Blazing Saddles
FigureOfSpeech
04/14/23 4:29:13 PM
#23
on the other hand, Blazing Saddles has a scene that's just farting for like 30 seconds straight.
TopicDid your dad ever hit you?
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/23 10:54:08 PM
#19
not HIT hit. Both parents spanked me at times. My mother slapped me in the face once when I was a teenager (I deserved it).

In terms of what I consider "hitting," no. He's still alive. That's how I gauge it.
TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 6
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/23 7:35:34 PM
#6
mullettron posted...
Are characters from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest going to participate in this tournament? As bad as that game is i have a soft spot for it.

It definitely felt basic for a FF game but it was fun and had some unique quirks that I really liked. The enemy sprite fatigue thing (enemies looking more physically fucked up as the took more damage) was fun and the weapons that you could use out of battle made it feel a little bit LoZ-like. The music was solid through the entire game (I especially like the tracks for the volcano town, the wind areas/dungeons and the final dungeon)
TopicIn for 100$, currently at 380ishhhh
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/23 6:59:39 PM
#18
MICHALECOLE posted...
i also was literally just trying to make back the 60$ I lost at the tournament (came in 28th out of 90) so I figured no better time to shove then right then

what was the cashing threshhold?
TopicYouTube Vanced is finally dead
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/23 12:44:43 AM
#24
yeah tc you were never any good at anything you tried to do so it makes sense :/
TopicJon Stewart OBLITERATES Oklahoma State Senator on the gun crisis.
FigureOfSpeech
04/13/23 12:14:47 AM
#24
to be fair, "Oklahoma State Senator" does not inspire confidence when it comes to people who understand things like reality and things
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 9:58:28 PM
#136
I found this and thought it pissed off my computer because I heard annoying noise which usually is my computer being a little shit >_<

but it turns out the noise was in the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDuaeOuOLh8
TopicNow the right is going after Lego.
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 9:50:59 PM
#24
Lego Masters is a television show on FOX and FOX is associated with FOX News
TopicMetalocalypse movie is officially releasing this year along with Dethalbum IV
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 9:50:00 PM
#3
oh shit
TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 5
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 9:33:18 PM
#6
masterpug53 posted...
I'm not your buddy, Guy.

he's not your Guy, fwiend.
TopicInvert Y axis: yay or nay
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 9:31:34 PM
#5
I learned on Star Fox 64 and I got good with inverted from that. I can't function without it now.
TopicLandlord won't turn off the baseboard heaters. It's hot outside
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 8:30:53 PM
#14
MC_BatCommander posted...
I remember my first college dorm had those heaters that were set by housing staff, sometimes would get sweltering in that building if they left it on

same, which is why I (and my roommates) pretty much left windows open all the time even in the dead of winter.
TopicLandlord won't turn off the baseboard heaters. It's hot outside
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 6:57:07 PM
#4
I think the total amount of time I spent with my heat on this past late fall/winter/early spring amounted to not more than a week.
TopicWhy do people not like Terminator 3?
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 6:53:51 PM
#9
The chase scene with the fire truck was fucking epic. The rest of the movie I didn't care for, but I wouldn't call it bad. I also thought it was funny when that one dude told Arnold to "talk to the hand" so Arnold grabbed his hand and repeated himself directly into the dude's hand as though it was a microphone. I was like "lol he's a robot. He doesn't understand human expressions..."
TopicWhy is Super Nintendo Chalmers such a funny joke?
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 6:45:53 PM
#8
Damn_Underscore posted...
I mean lets be real The Simpsons is babbys first comedy

for me it kinda was actually. My earliest memory of a primetime comedy show was the episode where Homer goes to clown school and then the mafia goes after him and Krusty
TopicRate My Favorite Rap Songs Day 8: All Falls Down - Kanye West
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 6:41:44 PM
#6
Bad_Mojo posted...
What don't you like about it? I can't see why some people could not like what he's saying in it because it might hit a bit hard if you've been a victim of materialism

tune is boring, and his sampling (which is always hit or miss for me) is a miss this time (an example of a hit for me would be the Diamond song. Fucking love that one). On second thought though I'll bump it up to lowest possible +0.5 since at least he doesn't chipmunk voice the sampling.
TopicI will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. Part 2 + 1 = 3
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 6:32:36 PM
#288
Error1355 posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
3-headed donald trump anime girl devouring pile of hamberders while tripping on LSD during an invasion of marklar aliens


lmao that 2nd one was pretty good. Closer to full prompt than what I'm used to for AI generated stuff
TopicRate My Favorite Rap Songs Day 8: All Falls Down - Kanye West
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 6:29:30 PM
#2
lowest possible rating (and I dislike the song. I'm not just doing this because Kanye West. He has songs that I like and I would rate them without bias. This is not one of them).
TopicIt is so orgasmic to do an AoE explosive attack that kills everything on screen
FigureOfSpeech
04/12/23 6:27:26 PM
#13
VeggetaX posted...
And then they all drop random loot for you to look at. But the game has to be a very polish game. Can't be no choppy mobile gacha game.

Why does it have to be Polish? Not that I have any issues with Polish games, in fact I really like Witcher 3, but games made by developers from other countries shouldn't be excluded.
TopicHow do you pronounce Nguyen?
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 11:37:09 PM
#44
VampireCoyote posted...
its sort of a NWynn pronunciation but the N is really subtle so for a lot of people its easier to just say win it sounds very similar

TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 11:17:49 PM
#129
Kamil posted...
Wasn't there a circus one too?

Flying circus. That was their show. It inspired a lot of comedy from the 60s to todat
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 11:04:07 PM
#126
Questionmarktarius posted...
Well... Life of Brian is the better movie anyway.

True. I watched them back to back though, so that made both even better! :D

TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 10:53:33 PM
#123
Kamil posted...
The last time I saw the Holy Grail I was either in high-school still or just out of it. So that early 2000s spot again.

good.

Then I can count on you not to say "NEE!"
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 10:50:10 PM
#120
Questionmarktarius posted...
eh, maybe.

For some of us, it's the second coming of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I watched that for the 4th or 5th time recently and I enjoyed it more than the previous times I watched it.
TopicI just threw my friend out of my house
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 10:43:06 PM
#10
TonyKojima posted...
I knew exactly what he was going to say. Same right wing bigotry on social media. He never used to like this.

the more you make him regret it, the better.
TopicDrinking Topic 163 - Yall Slackin
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 10:40:07 PM
#117
Questionmarktarius posted...
That's exactly why it's fucking great. It never meant to be anything but dumb.

I know... but it did not do anything original. Being dumb for the sake of being dumb is fine... but it did NOTHING new. Every joke was already done better at best... and already done TO DEATH SO IT CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF at worst.

Maybe I was just born at the wrong time...
TopicChristian Nationalist
FigureOfSpeech
04/11/23 10:17:04 PM
#2
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