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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
EpicMickeyDrew
09/14/17 6:29:26 AM
#142
F1rstBlood posted...
heVbGVL


Ive never been unmatched faster in my life

G fricken G man
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
EpicMickeyDrew
09/13/17 7:28:12 PM
#118
Jiggy101011 posted...
F1rstBlood posted...
NOM posted...
Why'd you censor your dick size?

HOW BIG IS U?

Lol! I'd rather not say.


I promise I have some good convos, girls are just such piece of shits at responding sometimes. It'll be worth the wait, I guarantee it


In the mean time, tell me what I should say to this >>>

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I don't think she's very attractive tbh, not to be mean, so we can have some fun with it


Tell her "you know that picture where you have a beer in your hand and a stupid grin on your face? Well give me 4 minutes and I can make you smile like that."

This sounds bad.
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
EpicMickeyDrew
09/12/17 9:08:01 PM
#97
NOM posted...
Why'd you censor your dick size?

HOW BIG IS U?

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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
EpicMickeyDrew
09/10/17 4:22:31 PM
#52
Smiley face was a mistake in my opinion.
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TopicMy friend doesn't want to hang out because she think she 'forced herself in'.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 6:03:36 PM
#16
Kitt posted...
Now she's coming. All it took was convincing...

EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Feels likes she's fishing for validation,

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TopicWhat's the point of playing video games, when you could use that time for someth
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 5:50:33 PM
#15
Itachi157 posted...
kirbymuncher posted...
why not just play video games in a foreign language and get a 2-for-1

Super inefficient way to learn.
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TopicMy friend doesn't want to hang out because she think she 'forced herself in'.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 5:46:41 PM
#5
Feels likes she's fishing for validation, sort of a 'I'm not a true member of the group, woe is me' sort of thing.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicWhat's the point of playing video games, when you could use that time for someth
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 5:44:30 PM
#12
GunmaN1905 posted...
I learned English playing video games.
I improved my accent by a lot because of voice chat in online games.

There you go.

Huh? I meant a foreign language.
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TopicWhat's the point of playing video games, when you could use that time for someth
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 5:43:51 PM
#11
Hexagon posted...
I guess it's the same reason why you felt the need to go on a gaming website board and preach about not wasting your time, when you could have been doing something more productive.

I didn't mean to preach, more of a vent. You have a good point, I want to be productive but lack the willpower to not go on CE....for now.
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TopicWhat's the point of playing video games, when you could use that time for someth
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 5:42:45 PM
#10
IHeartRadiation posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
everypme dp the choken DANSE.


Oh OK

What is this
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TopicLiberal woman walked through migrant neighborhood naked to prove they are all
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 4:39:59 PM
#47
Kaname_Madoka posted...
McDonaldTrumpX posted...

Naked woman parades through Italian city to prove she would be left alone – only to be hounded by a sleazy group of men of a particular color.

The clip, shot by an onlooker on a mobile phone, begins showing the nude woman surrounded by a gang of men – with one even putting his arm around her shoulders.

She brushes him off and continues walking while they heckle and giggle around her.

After another couple of moments, she stops and addresses the group.

"It's a social experiment, to show that we're all good people,” she explains.

"You are good, aren't you, boys?"

Smiling, she walks away from the lads but they continue to follow her, taking photos and shouting.

The short clip is said to have been filmed in Bologna, Italy.

But the woman’s troubles didn’t stop there.

She is reported to have been slapped with a £3000 fine for flouting public decency.

One viewer wrote: “They're acting like they've never seen a naked woman before.”

googled this. found nothing. pm me a source or close your account, thanks

Just google "Naked woman parades through Italian city to prove she would be left alone" dumbass.
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TopicI just threw away the run in Spelunky.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 4:19:03 PM
#15
DreadedWave posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
The first and only time I beat this game i managed to do it in around 5-6 minutes

The games easy if you get a jetpack.

Didn't have the jetpack, had the cape though.
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TopicWhat are some games that punish you for exploring and doing side quests?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 4:18:02 PM
#8
UnholyMudcrab posted...
Mass Effect 2 after the Collectors abduct your crew

Care to elaborate?
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TopicWhat's the point of playing video games, when you could use that time for someth
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 4:16:56 PM
#1
We spend so much time playing video games, hundreds of hours, we could learn a language in that time, or learn guitar. I can no longer justify playing video games, when I could use that time to learn a language or guitar which is much more rewarding, or studying I'm a busy uni student.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicLiberal woman walked through migrant neighborhood naked to prove they are all
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 4:13:32 PM
#40
Is she hot?
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TopicStreaming some Don't Starve Together if anyone wants to watch
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 4:12:36 PM
#5
Respond to chat
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TopicI just threw away the run in Spelunky.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 4:07:17 PM
#13
The first and only time I beat this game i managed to do it in around 5-6 minutes, getting the speedlunky trophy/achievement as well, it was an almost flawless run. I still can't believe it.
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TopicA 16 yo flirted with me online 2 years ago. I told him to write again when he's
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/17 12:57:29 PM
#20
Parappa09 posted...
BalanceLost posted...
And he probably is hella thirsty yeah. I remember him saying the first time he wrote that he's into guys who are 25-30.

why can't I find an 18 year old who wants a 24 year old :(

Are you single?
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Topicthats it. i think i have grown out of pokemon
EpicMickeyDrew
09/08/17 12:27:59 PM
#11
I really liked the base building in Emerald and Diamond.
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TopicMy girlfriend and I split up recently
EpicMickeyDrew
09/08/17 12:25:45 PM
#8
Damn 3.5 years is a long time. Hope you're ok man.
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TopicIs Pokemon RBY worth a bucket of Wurmple piss?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/08/17 10:06:08 AM
#15
Ruby? Or Red Blue Yellow
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TopicDo you need your passport for flying within the United States?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/07/17 8:30:39 PM
#27
Robin_Dude posted...
No, you need two(?) forms of identification, one of which can be your passport if you wish. Otherwise, no.

If you had your passport why would you need another form of ID?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicI had a girl grind on me in the club for the first time today
EpicMickeyDrew
09/03/17 5:02:45 AM
#18
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm proud of you! I remember my first time, and the dozens of times after that. Joining the army and getting that uniform was the best decision for my sex life ever.

This happened.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicYou can want to die without being depressed.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/03/17 2:49:58 AM
#12
HBOSS posted...
I imagined dying for someone else from time to time for quite a long time... since before jr high. I thought the sacrifice was awesome. The best thing to for someone else. However, i wanted to be remembered, a legacy that the sacrifice meant something.

As i grew up into the high school years, i just thought about the sacrifice. I thought not many didnt have to know anymore. The legacy part was slowly disappearing. After graduation, i kept busy and didnt dwell on it much. Nearly a decade of working i found myself drawn back to thinking howd i want to die. Like will i have the strength to give my life up for someone else. I thought abouy who, like family and friends. Then, i thought if i would for other strangers. I tell myself i would, like if a bank got robbed with hostages, would i be able to stop them from killing others with giving my life for theirs.

This is an interesting insight. Thanks for sharing.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicWent on my first Tinder date where I'm not positive I'm attracted to the girl
EpicMickeyDrew
09/03/17 2:49:04 AM
#16
MFBKBass5 posted...
But I don't think she's a very girly girl. Doesn't usually wear make up or dress up. Normally wears jeans and a t shirt.

So?
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TopicDeath Note (2017) is the worst movie I've seen this year
EpicMickeyDrew
09/03/17 2:45:00 AM
#27
What was the original lights reaction to ryuk?
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Topicwould not bang
EpicMickeyDrew
09/03/17 2:43:17 AM
#17
yeh me neither.. what's her name so i know not to bang her.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicThe Super Mario Wiki is the best fan wiki in existence.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/02/17 2:45:19 AM
#4
Why was their song cut though.
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TopicIf you could have a (reasonable) superpower...
EpicMickeyDrew
09/01/17 3:58:53 PM
#63
the_cajun88 posted...
The ability to spontaneously produce invincible force fields to protect myself and others. I would be able to generate these wherever I imagined them.

For example, if I walked in on a robbery or something - I could completely protect everyone from harm except for the assailant.

You would live your whole life without ever using this.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicFuck the lottery and the simpletons that play it.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/01/17 4:59:47 AM
#27
MabusIncarnate posted...
Funny story, I used to work at the customer care desk at Kroger and I saw these fools every night. One man came in was a genius though, he would raid the trash can for discarded tickets, not spend a penny, and would cash in on all the morons that actually had winning scratch off tickets, and unknowingly threw them away because they are too dumb to match numbers.

As a result, he would make anywhere from $20 to $300 a week doing this, I always encouraged it because these people who toss their money in the garbage deserve to have someone else cash in on their stupidity.

This happened.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicIf you could have a (reasonable) superpower...
EpicMickeyDrew
09/01/17 4:48:34 AM
#43
salandrews posted...
Portals (like the portal gun)

I'd even be okay with the set limit (1 blue 1 orange for entrance and exit).

Would leave one at home and use the blue one on the go

So bad teleportation?
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicIs da above poster a great, good, average, bad, terrible or a who posted poster?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/31/17 7:42:32 PM
#103
who posted
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TopicIt tilts me how much money these streamer girls get to play video games.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/31/17 6:50:52 PM
#29
WaterLink posted...
Zikten posted...
guys can do it too, on youtube. and they don't even need to show their face. look at game grumps. they don't show their face, and they are like the most popular Let's Players

They show their face all the time. >_> Plus Egoraptor and JonTron already had reputations before making game grumps. They don't out their faces in the corner because it's dumb and I'm glad, but they make videos of their actual selves doing things around the studio and put it on their channel all the time.

Plus you need hundreds of thousands of consistent viewers on youtube to make a decent amount of money, rather than a few big donaters in 1000 viewers, not to mention editing and stuff.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicIt tilts me how much money these streamer girls get to play video games.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/31/17 6:26:53 PM
#27
GunmaN1905 posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
Could you imagine getting paid to play video games, that would be pretty badass lol


Best players in 3 major esports games have +20k$ monthly salary.
That doesn't include all the free stuff, travelling and tournament winnings.

That's fine because they're the best players, they have to be skilled and they compete. Esports are to the Olympics what streaming is to playing tennis after school on Thursdays.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicIt tilts me how much money these streamer girls get to play video games.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/31/17 6:22:55 PM
#23
fenderbender321 posted...
It doesn't bother me that they make money...it bothers me that people actually donate money to it lol

This too, I can see donating $5 maybe $10 if it's a smaller streamer you really like and you've enjoyed their content for a while, I just can't believe people donate over $100 for 20 seconds of fame.

Parappa09 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
I've seen a cam girl get a $1500 donation once. She was wild though

And the guy probably canceled it after anyway

I don't know why people would donate money, buy wish list gifts or buy tokens for camming

Yeah at least you get something for your money here.
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TopicIt tilts me how much money these streamer girls get to play video games.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/31/17 6:12:36 PM
#1
I was watching some Life is stranger gameplay on Twitch, this girl is just sitting around in her PJs playing and get donated $100 and $500 in the space of about 30 minutes. That's $600 for playing a video game, something most people pay to do, it's insane. Who are these people that have nothing better to spend money on than adding more gold to twitch streamers piles.

EDIT: I messaged the guy who gave $100 and asked him how he can afford it. He said he 'has two full jobs and works over 80 hours in one week, 160 in two weeks' and that he's given over 6k before. Think about that, he's giving his hard earned money to someone who works less than him and makes more than him. That's insane.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicTexas Best Buy Sells Bottled Waters for $42!! Twitter Users were OUTRAGED!!
EpicMickeyDrew
08/29/17 11:53:47 PM
#2
Supply/Demand
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TopicHoly God I'm getting two grand tomorrow
EpicMickeyDrew
08/29/17 1:44:13 PM
#45
Virus731 posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...
You're bad with money


You're jelly you've never had 2k to lend someone, it's ok baby hush.

To be fair you were $400 in debt to your house-mate, you can't really brag when you essentially had to take out a loan to give a loan.
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TopicSettle something for me. Do you think Ross and Monica hooked up?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/29/17 1:32:56 PM
#7
Aren't they brother and sister?
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TopicHoly God I'm getting two grand tomorrow
EpicMickeyDrew
08/29/17 11:15:33 AM
#20
Save it. You already owed your housemate $400 dollars.
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TopicRate my ass.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/28/17 12:29:38 AM
#29
My reaction:
i.imgur.com/Jvbwj.jpg
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TopicWhat was the lowest point in your life?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/28/17 12:20:52 AM
#45
MabusIncarnate posted...
Banged a married woman and her husband died tragically by electrocution like 2 months later.

This happened.
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TopicI looked up my girlfriend's instagram, found out I'm her backup guy
EpicMickeyDrew
08/26/17 8:00:13 PM
#21
RedWhiteBlue posted...
SherIock_HoImes posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bzA3rsmAOW

I wish you could narrate my life.

Yeah, Fender, you have a great voice.

Seconded.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicI feel like I'm one of the best Gamefaqs members ever.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/24/17 1:31:09 PM
#2
lol
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Topic$14/hr for job I'd like more or $19/hr for a job I'd like less
EpicMickeyDrew
08/23/17 12:27:59 PM
#6
You can't take money with you when you die. Better to spend life doing what you like.
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TopicI've been trying to see how long I can go without self pleasure. I'm on day 5.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/22/17 10:43:01 PM
#31
Parappa09 posted...
Kitt posted...
Parappa09 posted...
are you honestly hand on heart still going?

Absolutely. My personal record of seven days is tomorrow.

and you don't get wet dreams?

Do you get these? I think i've only had a few in my life, during the teen years.
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TopicThe way Alien Isolation still uses the 70's future tech cracks me up
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/17 11:23:29 PM
#6
I tried playing the game for the first time today but it's so scary.
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Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe
TopicIn a certain sense, would nuclear war be exciting?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/17 10:09:12 PM
#23
TheRealDill2000 posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
RedWhiteBlue posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
exciting in the way a zombie apocalypse would be.

not great if it actually happened, but an interesting fiction

I disagree, Zombie apocalypse is exciting in the sense that you can survive, kill zombies, scavenge, become badass af. Nuclear war and you're either dead in an instant or die slowly to radiation.

...or you can adapt to the new world.

My mistake, so tell me, how do you plan on adapting to be immune to radiation exactly?
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TopicA crazy man points a gun at you and asks you to give him your wallet. What next?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/17 9:50:47 PM
#16
fenderbender321 posted...
VorpalBlade91 posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
The thrill of the situation gives me a huge spontaneous erection that knocks the gun out of his hand. I grab it and turn the tables on him.

Nah, just kidding, seriously I give him my damn wallet.

LOL

I laughed my ass off god damn hahaha
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