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Blue_Inigo
09/03/17 4:12:14 AM
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This shit is why life is worth living. Jesus Christ CE, everyone should know this feeling
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The_Donald
09/03/17 4:15:53 AM
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How much she weigh?
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Kajagogo
09/03/17 4:17:12 AM
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Do you still have your wallet?
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MabusIncarnate
09/03/17 4:17:49 AM
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So like, did you finish? And have to abruptly leave?
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JimmyJumper6
09/03/17 4:27:09 AM
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Was she 200lbs?
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joe40001
09/03/17 4:28:13 AM
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I am sincerely happy you are happy and sharing your happiness here
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Blue_Inigo
09/03/17 4:28:27 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Was she 200lbs?

Nope. Skinny and short. Perfect girl tbh
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Blue_Inigo
09/03/17 4:33:31 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Do you still have your wallet?

Hell yeah

MabusIncarnate posted...
So like, did you finish? And have to abruptly leave?

Hell no!

joe40001 posted...
I am sincerely happy you are happy and sharing your happiness here

Thanks bro. I feel like a part of me has awakened.
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ArchiePeck
09/03/17 4:35:24 AM
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Girl's ass rubbing you hard, and it keeps going and you're both aware of the massive erection - good times!
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JimmyJumper6
09/03/17 4:36:06 AM
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Was she 200lbs?

Nope. Skinny and short. Perfect girl tbh

So She was drunk, and you were right there

Sounds all you were was a coincidence ts
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MabusIncarnate
09/03/17 4:36:38 AM
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I'm proud of you! I remember my first time, and the dozens of times after that. Joining the army and getting that uniform was the best decision for my sex life ever.
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Blue_Inigo
09/03/17 4:40:23 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Was she 200lbs?

Nope. Skinny and short. Perfect girl tbh

So She was drunk, and you were right there

Sounds all you were was a coincidence ts

Well we danced multiple times. She was a friend of a friend.

This clearly the booze talking but goddamn she was fine. I'm just happy to be alive right now.

I'd be even more happy if she invited me home.
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DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:40:41 AM
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It is pretty fun.

First time for me she dragged me up to dance at a house party, and then a while later I sat down and she gave me a full on lapdance out of nowhere.

If she hadn't been passing-out drunk, it would have been a pretty interesting night. Instead, I ended up carrying her to her bed and never saw her again because I'm stupid.
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Blue_Inigo
09/03/17 4:41:49 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
It is pretty fun.

First time for me she dragged me up to dance at a house party, and then a while later I sat down and she gave me a full on lapdance out of nowhere.

If she hadn't been passing-out drunk, it would have been a pretty interesting night. Instead, I ended up carrying her to her bed and never saw her again because I'm stupid.

Shoulda got the digits bro. I'm stupid for not getting the number too but I at least have a connection to her.
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DrizztLink
09/03/17 4:49:16 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
DrizztLink posted...
It is pretty fun.

First time for me she dragged me up to dance at a house party, and then a while later I sat down and she gave me a full on lapdance out of nowhere.

If she hadn't been passing-out drunk, it would have been a pretty interesting night. Instead, I ended up carrying her to her bed and never saw her again because I'm stupid.

Shoulda got the digits bro. I'm stupid for not getting the number too but I at least have a connection to her.

I was taken to the party by a friend.

I bonded with the black guy because we were the only non-Mexican people there.

Buddy didn't want to go back because he felt awkward that a co-worker who invited him wanted his nuts. Found that out later after thinking I'd be back.

I thought I would have another chance, but my buddy blocked me so hard I have scars from his shield.
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slothica
09/03/17 4:51:01 AM
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The naked genital grind is much better though.
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Blue_Inigo
09/03/17 4:53:08 AM
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slothica posted...
The naked genital grind is much better though.

I'm on a mission now. This has to happen
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EpicMickeyDrew
09/03/17 5:02:45 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm proud of you! I remember my first time, and the dozens of times after that. Joining the army and getting that uniform was the best decision for my sex life ever.

This happened.
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Tadamoto21
09/03/17 5:17:14 AM
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I don't understand the appeal of this. It's just some random stripper. She's not going to go home with you. She's not going to become your girlfriend. And you have to pay her money. It's not worth it.
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Kajagogo
09/03/17 5:35:23 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Kajagogo posted...
Do you still have your wallet?

Hell yeah.



Well that's good. Just be careful!!
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slothica
09/03/17 5:38:12 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Kajagogo posted...
Do you still have your wallet?

Hell yeah.

Well that's good. Just be careful!!

No shit, that's a serious problem in South Korea. While I was there some of our male soldiers had their shit stolen while out drinking. Them bitches have sticky fingers.
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