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TopicI dunno what it is but I can't get back into Outer Worlds
EpicMickeyDrew
11/11/19 1:36:56 AM
#3
It's the fact that there's no third person
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TopicGo buy The Outer Worlds
EpicMickeyDrew
10/27/19 1:47:24 AM
#34
is there a Caesars legion sort of faction?
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TopicWhat's the deal with allowing the word being defined to be used in a definition?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/20/19 1:30:37 PM
#7
Purely posted...
FrozenXylophone posted...
Now look up a pedant


I don't want to.

Stop being a pedant
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TopicReligious people don't have true freedom
EpicMickeyDrew
10/07/19 7:37:29 PM
#9
Then again they're free from everyday worries that non religous people may have. They're free from the idea that their life has no meaning.
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Topicpost foreign language music
EpicMickeyDrew
09/30/19 2:13:43 PM
#13
Thompson posted...
English is a foreign language to me.
"Post non-English language music" would've been a better topic title.

Well it's written in English, so foreign would mean not English. If you're gonna be a pedant at least do it right.
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Topicpost foreign language music
EpicMickeyDrew
09/30/19 2:12:34 PM
#11

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TopicAn I right for feeling ripped off? (girl related)
EpicMickeyDrew
09/30/19 2:08:26 PM
#12
This can't be real
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TopicSo my work future wife apparently is a functional alcoholic
EpicMickeyDrew
09/17/19 7:41:00 AM
#23
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
"work future wife"?

Yeah she's gonna me my work wife in the future

Then you should say future work wife.
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Topici asked my wife to come in the living room and she said she already came in the
EpicMickeyDrew
09/10/19 7:31:53 PM
#24
EverDownward posted...
yeah, this was probably intentional

whoosh
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TopicLifetime has a movie about a 30 year old that sneaks back into highschool life
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/19 8:47:19 AM
#8
thats pretty dark
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Topicdoes anyone else also live with a dexter-like level type of secret?
EpicMickeyDrew
09/09/19 8:44:42 AM
#12
@Notti posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
it's really come back to bite me in the past when a few now senior engineers have seen me picking up girls and now refuse to hire me.


How did that happen?

I think what happened was they saw him picking up girls and then refused to hire him.
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TopicITT a comprehensive list of everything i have to look forward to in life
EpicMickeyDrew
09/05/19 3:53:57 PM
#14
He has a point tc
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TopicThe gf was just passed up for the assistant manager spot at her job
EpicMickeyDrew
08/31/19 4:36:15 AM
#25
dump her bro
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TopicI told my wife I want to leave her today
EpicMickeyDrew
08/29/19 10:13:03 PM
#41
Good on you.
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TopicHow am I looking with long hair? Got a trim after a year's growth (pic)
EpicMickeyDrew
08/28/19 5:18:45 AM
#22
cut it, honestly
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TopicWife: Let's go eat lunch together *complains about work all lunch break*
EpicMickeyDrew
08/27/19 11:32:48 PM
#47
Hexenherz posted...
Maybe I just don't get emotions or something. I get frustrated/stressed out/depressed at work and then as soon as I leave my building it's like I forget about it (well, not the event, just the emotions from it). Is that not normal?

It's normal, her behaviour is not normal, nor healthy tbqh
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TopicTIL I have phimosis.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/27/19 11:13:56 PM
#24
have you had sex?
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TopicDying Light 2 award-winning gameplay 4K demo
EpicMickeyDrew
08/27/19 12:16:08 AM
#32
@Shablagoo posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Geez could those weapons break any faster


Not played DL before eh?:P

Speaking of, I love how much easier the enemies are to kill. Hopefully they keep that.

nah I loved the first one, i'm in the 0.1% that has done the parkour challenges at night, I don't remember the weapons breaking that easy though?
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TopicDying Light 2 award-winning gameplay 4K demo
EpicMickeyDrew
08/26/19 7:38:05 PM
#7
Geez could those weapons break any faster
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TopicOriginally Thor was going to ___ in Endgame (MCU Spoilers)
EpicMickeyDrew
08/26/19 7:27:36 PM
#44
@MrNintendo1213 posted...
I really wanted to see a full scene of those two getting to talk to eachother. Like a big dialogue in Bruce's mind where they have a big argument and hate eachother and wont agree at first but slowly come to terms with eachother. Maybe they laugh at Thor together. And they get mad when they compare and realize that Thor told both of them that he prefers them and not the other one. I really was hoping they would come to an agreement where Hulk gets control half the time but he has to tone down the anger, and Bruce gets half the time.

sorry but this sounds cringe as hell
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TopicWhat's a good phone
EpicMickeyDrew
08/26/19 2:13:48 PM
#1
I need a new phone but idk what's hot right now.
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TopicThis Polish pilot shot down in the UK during WW2 anecdote is great.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/24/19 1:12:32 PM
#2
UnfairRepresent posted...

Polish RAF pilot gets shot down by Nazis during WW2

He ejects and parachutes safely but gets caught in a tree in the middle of no where

Local Brits literally carrying pitchforks and shotguns arrive, mistake him for a German and shout "Hnde hoch!" (German for hands up)

The Polish guy screams back "f*** OFF!"

And they go "Oh he's one of ours." and help him down.

That's literally what he says in the video
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TopicMy restaurant got shut down via health inspection. Am I legally entitled to pay?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/24/19 12:53:13 AM
#24
clyde_frog posted...
These were supposed to be my last days working at this location before I move...I really just cannot believe I have to deal with this on top of everything else going on.

yeah yeah, stop complaining
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Topicwhos hotter, pokimane or quarterjade?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/23/19 7:35:38 PM
#7
_BIueMonk posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
poki isnt hot

kappa

nah, really
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TopicLosing my fiancee has made me stronger.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/23/19 7:32:52 PM
#14
Amor fati
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Topicwhos hotter, pokimane or quarterjade?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/23/19 3:50:06 PM
#4
poki isnt hot
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TopicWould you change this bulb 1 day every 6 months for $20,000?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/23/19 3:23:20 PM
#14
@RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I would do it but I would have to have a parachute on when doing that job.

Would not even consider it without my safety being most important.

As soon as you pull the chord the parachute is just gonna explode into the tower and you're gonna either be stuck there or fall to your death.
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Topic"I don't like you in that way"
EpicMickeyDrew
08/23/19 1:45:16 PM
#18
GoodOlJr posted...
Oneitis is a fatal disease

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TopicWife: Let's go eat lunch together *complains about work all lunch break*
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/19 11:17:49 PM
#23
The amount of BS some men will put up with just for some pussy never ceases to amaze me.
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TopicOpioids are dangerous and addicting but damn are they fantastic
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/19 11:10:10 PM
#46
I thought codeine was a popular one but no one's mentioned it?
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TopicWomen argue about the most trivial bullshit.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/19 8:08:37 PM
#31
TC your wife is probably bored. That's why she's looking for something to do.
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Topictfw you're woefully out of shape trying to work out at the gym
EpicMickeyDrew
08/21/19 3:04:06 PM
#19
Hexenherz posted...
Thanks for all the reassurances.

I guess I'm just my own worst critic really. It's a military gym which is why I feel out of place (for me to pass my PT test I barely have to do more than 40 pushups/50 situps and then 80 calories on a stationary bike which I do by the 8 minute mark, and you have 12 minutes to do it >_>). Doesn't help when you've been in for so long and haven't done any traditional military shit like deployments.

WTF? Why do they measure the bike by calories??? Why not distance
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TopicEvery day I get home from work I think ''another day of saving the world''
EpicMickeyDrew
08/20/19 11:17:57 PM
#7
A man when he has done a good act, does not call out for others to come and see, but he goes on to another act, as a vine goes on to produce again the grapes in season. Marcus Aurelius
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TopicWhat's a good way to works your triceps if you have no weights?
EpicMickeyDrew
08/20/19 7:24:18 PM
#9
dips bro
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TopicSpider-Man out of the MCU, Sony and Marvel unable to reach deal
EpicMickeyDrew
08/20/19 6:11:22 PM
#117
@Hayame Zero posted...
They were offered $25 for every property,

$25???
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Topic"You shouldn't spend more than 20% of your income on rent!"
EpicMickeyDrew
08/19/19 10:36:47 AM
#53
@furb posted...
Lets all just move where it is cheaper. Full proof.

Do you really think the saying is "full proof". It's FOOL proof. lmao
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Topica funny thing about tattoos
EpicMickeyDrew
08/17/19 6:45:30 PM
#34
TerrifyingRei posted...
no English is my first language, i just misunderstood it as "not supposed to get it wet for prolonged periods of time" and i don't exactly take short showers

EDIT: fucking hell, just agreed that english isn't my first language

lmao, that's made my night, hahaha
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Topica funny thing about tattoos
EpicMickeyDrew
08/17/19 6:39:46 PM
#28
@TerrifyingRei posted...
how hard is maintaining one after you get it?

apparently you're not supposed to immerse them in water for like 3 weeks.

but i need to have my showers.

If i get it where I'm thinking of, there's not really a way I can cover it or keep it from getting wet in the shower

Showers aren't immersing it in water. Is English your first language?
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TopicCustomer leaves a 74-cent tip on $119 bill, lawmaker calls him 'jerk' on Twitter
EpicMickeyDrew
08/17/19 9:53:49 AM
#10
Hexenherz posted...
LockeMonster posted...
Lmao. What a fucking idiot.

Tipping is not mandatory. Accept that some people will and some people won't and move on.


Not tipping at all is one thing. Rounding up the tip to the nearest whole dollar is a much more conscious decision that requires more effort.

It's easier to pay with a 100 and a $20 bill then to pay with exact change.
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TopicFormer pornstar Jenni Lee living in tunnel
EpicMickeyDrew
08/17/19 9:49:47 AM
#42
@sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
I find the interview distasteful. Dude's questions implied such shame.

That's just how Dutch people are, very blunt and straightforward. That and the fact that English isn't is first language is why it seems a bit off to us.
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TopicI haven't had mcdonalds in a month
EpicMickeyDrew
08/16/19 12:18:10 PM
#12
Cobra1010 posted...
filet o fish meal, cheese burger and chicken nuggets.

are you overweight
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TopicATTN British ppl
EpicMickeyDrew
08/14/19 11:47:00 PM
#2
He's from my town, probably the only famous person from my town lol, we have a museum and everything.
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TopicLife's ultimate goal is to be a NEET >_>
EpicMickeyDrew
08/14/19 4:14:43 PM
#8
Master_Bass posted...
Milkman5 posted...
I was unemployed for a year and it was the worst year of my life

Was it because you worried about money or another reason?

It's fucking boring
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TopicBecky = average looking girl; Stacy = hot girl; Chad = guy great with girls.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/14/19 12:32:19 PM
#5
Kyle
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TopicBuying groceries is the weirdest thing, I haven't used my card in over two days.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/14/19 12:30:31 PM
#12
Agree with the bread thing, it's like 55p for a loaf so no water off my back but always feels a bit weird throwing out 75% of a loaf.
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TopicThere was a big-ass snake outside my door; called 911.
EpicMickeyDrew
08/14/19 10:09:04 AM
#40
@Rika_Furude posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
did this really warrant a 911 call?

no and whoever called 911 should be fined excessively and potential jail time for wasting police resources. there could have been a real emergency.

But what if there's a real emergency but the police are too busy arresting you for this?
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TopicThe girl I'm talking to wants a relationship and said she loves me but!!!!
EpicMickeyDrew
08/13/19 11:41:06 PM
#36
JBaLLEN66 posted...
archedsoul posted...
Are you a white guy or from India as well?


I'm African American

That wasn't one of the options. I'll ask again. Are you a white guy or from India as well?
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