Current Events > Pizza is literally bottom-tier food. It tastes the same everywhere you go.

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 7:30:16 AM
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Unless it's a wild specialty pizza, pizza all tastes exactly the same because they are all literally the same food no matter where you make it

It's a piece of leavened flatbread drowned in tomato sauce and covered in mozzarella

you really can't go too far from that flavor base no matter how hard you try
unless you replace the sauce of the cheese

that's how you know all normal pizzas taste the same and fucking SUCK
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SwayM
07/14/18 7:31:57 AM
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every single one of your topics suck ass.
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deupd_u
07/14/18 7:31:59 AM
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And that crust BETTER be THICC
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 7:34:37 AM
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SwayM posted...
every single one of my opinions on food, particularly pizza, suck ass.

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Roshon
07/14/18 7:41:13 AM
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Its so unhealthy
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Howl
07/14/18 7:42:33 AM
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This is the worst opinion I've ever seen tbh.
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Turtlebread
07/14/18 7:43:27 AM
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That just means pizza tastes good wherever you go

Fucking love pizza
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 8:12:02 AM
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pizza is literally the most basic definition of "food" now
it's not junk
it's not fast
it's really not fancy and anyone pretending it is is a fool
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Master_Bass
07/14/18 8:13:32 AM
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Howl posted...
This is the worst opinion I've ever seen tbh.

Yeah, this topic is just terrible.
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Russman
07/14/18 8:14:45 AM
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Bok can do no right
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Joenage
07/14/18 8:22:51 AM
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Taking candy from a baby is fine with TC
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 8:24:31 AM
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Parappa09
07/14/18 8:34:58 AM
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pizza is one of the most overrated food

i do like it but everyone treats it like it's the best food to eat out
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 8:35:47 AM
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i love you parappa

i heard you're the best thing to eat out on a saturday
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au_gold
07/14/18 8:36:49 AM
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Appropriate username.
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Parappa09
07/14/18 8:36:58 AM
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i'm almost korean bbq level but not that good

also you can have 2 slices of pizza and get bored of it. it's the same taste over and over again
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 8:45:23 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
i'm almost korean bbq level but not that good

also you can have 2 slices of pizza and get bored of it. it's the same taste over and over again

E6w8YKN
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Tsuyoi3
07/14/18 8:46:09 AM
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I mean, if you think anchovy pizza tastes the same as Hawaiian...I don't know what to say.
Other than condolences for your clearly dead tongue.

Even if we take the same type...go to Chuck E Cheese. Their pizza sucks ass.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
I like to step in puddles while wearing socks


Uh...*curls away in disgust*
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 8:47:13 AM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Uh...*curls away in disgust*

do you not enjoy the sensation of walking on clammy swamp moss
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marc55
07/14/18 9:02:29 AM
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https://imgur.com/1ze9byS

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 9:03:11 AM
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CM_Ponch
07/14/18 9:05:26 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
pizza all tastes exactly the same because they are all literally the same food no matter where you make it

Lmao no
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DrizztLink
07/14/18 9:09:14 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 9:33:59 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
And kimchi is just rotten vegetables.

that's categorically false and every variation on kimchi has a distinct flavor profile

ALL pizza is bread with tomato sauce and cheese

not all kimchi is just fermented cabbage
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DrizztLink
07/14/18 9:35:48 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
DrizztLink posted...
And kimchi is just rotten vegetables.

that's categorically false and every variation on kimchi has a distinct flavor profile

ALL pizza is bread with tomato sauce and cheese

not all kimchi is just fermented cabbage

K lol whatever
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 9:42:20 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Lmao no

please

i've had pizza in california, in new york, in las vegas, in washington, in chicago, in korea, in japan

pizza all tastes the fucking same and if you don't think so you're deluding yourself
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 9:43:04 AM
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pizza snobs are the worst tbh

imagine having such a dearth of iconic food items to be snobbish about that you had to choose literal peasant food PIZZA
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Drpooplol
07/14/18 9:48:31 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
It's a piece of leavened flatbread

factually incorrect

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
marc55 posted...
https://imgur.com/1ze9byS

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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Unless it's a wild specialty pizza

Pizza is all the same unless it's not? What a wildly profound statement coming from a solid troll topic
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 9:49:33 AM
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so they don't let pizza dough rise?
lmfaooo you're not even eating good pizza how can you hate from outside the club you can't even get in
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Drpooplol
07/14/18 9:51:12 AM
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Oh I'm incorrect. I read that as unleavened, so I'm the dummy there

this is still a troll topic

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 9:53:19 AM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
I mean, if you think anchovy pizza tastes the same as Hawaiian...I don't know what to say.

YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Unless it's a wild specialty pizza

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ACHEEKSMALLOY
07/14/18 10:16:00 AM
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SauI_Goodman
07/14/18 10:18:59 AM
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Can anyone give recommendations for pizza in Italia? I've been told that once I get to Roma / Venezia I have to get out of the city and into the boonies if I want authentic Italian pizza.
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SoundNetwork
07/14/18 10:21:30 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
Lmao no

please

i've had pizza in california, in new york, in las vegas, in washington, in chicago, in korea, in japan

pizza all tastes the fucking same and if you don't think so you're deluding yourself

How do you enjoy life without tastebuds
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 5:10:44 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
How do you enjoy life without tastebuds

rofl

it's literally the same ingredients

you really can't go too wrong with bread tomato sauce and cheese
it's really not possible

even the worst pizza has the same flavors as the best pizza
because pizza sucks
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YourDrunkFather
07/14/18 5:23:43 PM
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Only on Gamefaqs do I find opinions this terrible
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juicebox4
07/14/18 6:18:53 PM
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tc suxxx
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C_Pain
07/14/18 6:19:59 PM
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Ya gotta admire the brashness of tc. He's an old school heel.
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Kineth
07/14/18 6:21:08 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
TC hasn't heard the good news of Chicago-style pizza.


Great thing for me to poop on.
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Ivynn
07/14/18 6:23:18 PM
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TC hates Italians smh
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Reis
07/14/18 6:23:39 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i love you parappa

i heard you're the best thing to eat out on a saturday

#ayoooooooooo
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 6:30:46 PM
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Ivynn posted...
TC hates Italians smh

italians probably laugh at how much we glorify pizza
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juicebox4
07/14/18 6:37:20 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Ivynn posted...
TC hates Italians smh

italians probably laugh at how much we glorify pizza

Italians collectively laugh at you for dissing pizza
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 6:41:54 PM
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pizza is overrated anyway and if italy thinks that's their best food they're sorely mistaken
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 7:10:21 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
TC hasn't heard the good news of Chicago-style pizza.

on the downlow chicago is my favorite style
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ModLogic
07/14/18 7:16:06 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Unless

there are goombas that lie to themselves that shit baked over a woodfire tastes better than shit baked in a fast food oven. w/e they need to justify paying more for the same shit
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NeuralLaxative
07/14/18 7:18:08 PM
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Lets guess what part of the US TC is from where he thinks all pizza is equal
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/14/18 7:23:03 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i've had pizza in california, in new york, in las vegas, in washington, in chicago, in korea, in japan

pizza all tastes the fucking same and if you don't think so you're deluding yourself

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