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ScritchOwl 01/04/21 2:23:41 PM #52: |
Here you go more info on this.
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 2:34:30 PM #53: |
I can't wait to teach my kid how to use a can opener in 6 mins.
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EvilMegas 01/04/21 2:50:06 PM #54: |
I take fucking offense to him being called Bean dad.
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 2:54:31 PM #55: |
EvilMegas posted...
I take fucking offense to him being called Bean dad. Sue them... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DragonClaw01 01/04/21 2:57:18 PM #56: |
It is probably not good parenting, but it would be entertaining for a while seeing the kid fuddle around like an idiot trying to do a simple task like open a can, but six hours? Come on man, if she can't figure it out in 30 minutes, just help her out. Six hours of watching your kid fail without helping is like some serious phychopath shit.
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Dikitain 01/04/21 3:19:39 PM #57: |
I may not be parenting material, but if the goal was to teach your kid how to use a can opener, then that was COMPLETELY the wrong way. Like, kids are visual learners, showing them how to use a can opener then letting them try on a couple cans afterwords would have been a lot quicker and a lot less frustrating for everyone involved. Giving them a can and a can opener and saying "go for it" is going to lead to 6 hours of frustration, a beat up can, and probably hundreds of hours of therapy later in life.
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 3:20:22 PM #58: |
DragonClaw01 posted...
It is probably not good parenting, but it would be entertaining for a while seeing the kid fuddle around like an idiot trying to do a simple task like open a can Ellen use to do this. Shes make teens or whatever use outdated objects. Like a rotary phone, paper map, typewriter, and writing a check... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 01/04/21 3:24:18 PM #59: |
ScritchOwl posted...
Here you go more info on this.I feel like the beeb sorta skips over the parts where the girl was already hungry, said she was feeling unwell due to hunger, and was crying because of her frustration --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DragonClaw01 01/04/21 3:58:20 PM #60: |
LinkPizza posted...
Ellen use to do this. Shes make teens or whatever use outdated objects. Like a rotary phone, paper map, typewriter, and writing a check...I am glad that my sense of humor is at least up Ellen Degeneres standards. --- <('.'<) <(^.^)> (>'.')> Splendiferous ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ScritchOwl 01/04/21 4:05:55 PM #61: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
I feel like the beeb sorta skips over the parts where the girl was already hungry, said she was feeling unwell due to hunger, and was crying because of her frustrationIts the bbc. The british have been telling people to keep a stiff upper lip over being hungry since the colonial days. I mean seriously see how bad they freak out if you say "please sir may I have some more" --- Sometimes you come out on top, sometimes on bottom. For everthing else use KY. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 4:10:35 PM #62: |
DragonClaw01 posted...
I am glad that my sense of humor is at least up Ellen Degeneres standards. I watched a video today that mentioned it... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultra magnus13 01/04/21 4:32:31 PM #63: |
The fact the his kid is 9 and doesn't know how to use a can opener makes him a failure as a parent before this ordeal even began.
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 4:36:20 PM #64: |
ultra magnus13 posted...
The fact the his kid is 9 and doesn't know how to use a can opener makes him a failure as a parent before this ordeal even began. It is a little weird. Especially since they had cans that needed opening. Though, many can do have tabs these days. --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 01/04/21 4:53:07 PM #65: |
ultra magnus13 posted...
The fact the his kid is 9 and doesn't know how to use a can opener makes him a failure as a parent before this ordeal even began.It's not 1950, it's a near irrelevant skill. Like programming a VCR clock. --- Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden) http://imgur.com/a/yNvXsJe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 01/04/21 7:31:11 PM #66: |
ultra magnus13 posted...
The fact the his kid is 9 and doesn't know how to use a can opener makes him a failure as a parent before this ordeal even began.disagree. Almost no one I know has a manual can opener anymore + a ton of cans don't require one. --- Forever Momo; ... Copied to Clipboard!
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old_school227 01/04/21 7:52:41 PM #67: |
Why does everyone think this is real? His post reads like a fake shower argument and a fake kid story rolled into one.
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ReturnOfFa 01/04/21 8:25:37 PM #68: |
I did not have a chance to tweet..
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ultra magnus13 01/04/21 10:05:14 PM #69: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Something like 25% of cans have the pull tabs. Manual openers are more common than electric, and in this story they clearly don't have an electric can opener. A 9 year old should know how to operate whatever can opener is present in there home. Opening a can is a basic life skill. --- ?huh?........ it's just a box. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 10:07:06 PM #70: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
disagree. Almost no one I know has a manual can opener anymore + a ton of cans don't require one.Everyone should have a manual can opener. --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 01/04/21 10:07:24 PM #71: |
ultra magnus13 posted...
After shown how to, sure. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 10:07:47 PM #72: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Everyone should have a manual can opener. Unless all the cans they buy have pull tabs. Then it'd be a waste... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 01/04/21 10:08:04 PM #73: |
Sunny idk if you've ever shared a good opinion so that statement is basically objectively false on principal
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 10:16:40 PM #74: |
LinkPizza posted...
Unless all the cans they buy have pull tabs. Then it'd be a waste...Except not all cans are pull tabs so... --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 10:18:03 PM #75: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Except not all cans are pull tabs so... I didn't say they were. I said unless all the cans they buy have pull tabs... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 10:20:10 PM #76: |
LinkPizza posted...
I didn't say they were. I said unless all the cans they buy have pull tabs...But they aren't so it's a pointless hypothetical. Everyone should have a manual can opener, even if they have an automatic one... I use a manual one at one job and a table mounted manual one at another to open #10 cans... --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 01/04/21 10:41:03 PM #77: |
ultra magnus13 posted...
Something like 25% of cans have the pull tabs. Manual openers are more common than electric, and in this story they clearly don't have an electric can opener. A 9 year old should know how to operate whatever can opener is present in there home.Yeah, they should know how to program and operate a VCR since those still exist, as well. --- Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden) http://imgur.com/a/yNvXsJe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 10:45:10 PM #78: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
But they aren't so it's a pointless hypothetical. How so? I went to the store one time, and all the cans I bought had tabs. What's to say another family only buys certain food in cans, and they all have pull tabs. Then a can opener would be a waste. That's what I'm saying. If what I'm saying is a pointless hypothetical, then so is what you're saying... SunWuKung420 posted... Everyone should have a manual can opener, even if they have an automatic one... They don't if the only cans they buy have pull tabs... Like I said earlier... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 01/04/21 10:53:20 PM #79: |
LinkPizza posted...
How so? I went to the store one time, and all the cans I bought had tabs. What's to say another family only buys certain food in cans, and they all have pull tabs. Then a can opener would be a waste. That's what I'm saying. If what I'm saying is a pointless hypothetical, then so is what you're saying...Can openers are a boomer skill, like faxing. We have better ways of doing open8ng cans and sending scanned documents but people love to hold on to older methods claiming they are some how necessary. --- Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden) http://imgur.com/a/yNvXsJe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClarkDuke 01/04/21 10:53:52 PM #80: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Sunny idk if you've ever shared a good opinion so that statement is basically objectively false on principalyou are correct, he's never shared a good opinion, in fact most would fall under trolling, ok? LinkPizza posted... That's what I'm saying. If what I'm saying is a pointless hypothetical, then so is what you're saying...sunny will argue this for pages, so buckle in, ok? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 10:56:48 PM #81: |
One of these days, link, melo and evil will be found dead with several dented cans of beans and a rock...
Any survivalist knows to have a manual can opener handy. --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EvilMegas 01/04/21 10:58:47 PM #82: |
You're implying I wouldn't resort to cannibalism at the drop of a hat.
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LinkPizza 01/04/21 11:00:03 PM #83: |
I'd just use the pull tab... And I don't buy the dented cans unless I short of cash...
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EvilMegas 01/04/21 11:01:43 PM #84: |
Everyone knows its impossible to open a can without a can opener, Link. Stop lying.
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SilentSeph 01/04/21 11:03:25 PM #85: |
Can it, you guys
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Lokarin 01/04/21 11:07:40 PM #86: |
EvilMegas posted...
Everyone knows its impossible to open a can without a can opener, Link. Stop lying. ACtually, you can rub a can on concrete until the rim drops and then it just pops out.... ...of course, you'll get a lot of metal filings in your food --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LuciferSage 01/04/21 11:18:33 PM #87: |
man, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit to be outraged about in 2021 already, and we're only 4 days in.
slow news day? not enough fear porn to go around all of a sudden? this is literally such a first world problem it hardly merits notice, but Twitter gonna Twitter. --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -|\| | |/| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 11:18:48 PM #88: |
Do you even know what this is?
https://i.imgur.com/B3uk4Ea.jpg --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LuciferSage 01/04/21 11:20:02 PM #89: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you even know what this is? ...that is not a can opener. its a cap lifter/church key. --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -|\| | |/| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LuciferSage 01/04/21 11:22:41 PM #90: |
and hell, i can probably open a can faster with one of these:
https://imgur.com/0aQoUhW than i can with an ordinary "can opener". --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -|\| | |/| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 11:23:15 PM #91: |
LuciferSage posted...
...that is not a can opener. its a cap lifter/church key.You can use it to open a can of beans. --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darcandkharg31 01/04/21 11:26:17 PM #92: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you even know what this is?It's a shank, I always keep one handy in my prison wallet. --- The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me! If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LuciferSage 01/04/21 11:29:14 PM #93: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
You can use it to open a can of beans. if you're a masochist, sure, but that's not at all what that thing is designed for. the rounded end is for lifting bottle caps, and the pointy end is for punching a 2 holes in opposite sides of a juice can lid, (> <) back when a lot of fruity juices came in large cans. you *could* open a can of tuna with one if you were desperate enough, but that is by no means what any reasonable person would describe as a "can opener". --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -|\| | |/| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 11:29:26 PM #94: |
darcandkharg31 posted...
It's a shank, I always keep one handy in my prison wallet.https://i.imgur.com/k5zKHBY.jpg --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 01/04/21 11:30:42 PM #95: |
LuciferSage posted...
you *could* open a can of tuna with one if you were desperate enough, but that is by no means what any reasonable person would describe as a "can opener". ahh, you don't know the technique. It is tricky and, yes, it does help if the rim is higher than normal, but you can indeed EZ MODE pop a can lid off with one of those. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 11:40:57 PM #96: |
LuciferSage posted...
if you're a masochist, sure, but that's not at all what that thing is designed for. the rounded end is for lifting bottle caps, and the pointy end is for punching a 2 holes in opposite sides of a juice can lid, (> <) back when a lot of fruity juices came in large cans. you *could* open a can of tuna with one if you were desperate enough, but that is by no means what any reasonable person would describe as a "can opener".I'm just saying that it's good to know how to use and own useful tools, even if you don't have a daily need for it. Why be unprepared for something so basic as opening a canned food? --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LuciferSage 01/04/21 11:54:02 PM #97: |
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm just saying that it's good to know how to use and own useful tools, even if you don't have a daily need for it. Why be unprepared for something so basic as opening a canned food? I have a half dozen different Swiss Army Knives and multiple multitools. i'm at no risk of ever finding myself unable to open a can of food. --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -|\| | |/| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 01/04/21 11:55:26 PM #98: |
LuciferSage posted...
I have a half dozen different Swiss Army Knives and multiple multitools. i'm at no risk of ever finding myself unable to open a can of food.Kudos. You aren't evil, melo, or link though. Or are you all three? --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 01/05/21 12:39:53 AM #99: |
LuciferSage posted...
I have a half dozen different Swiss Army Knives and multiple multitools. i'm at no risk of ever finding myself unable to open a can of food. Sunny is mad that some people use the tab instead of a can opener... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 01/05/21 12:58:52 AM #101: |
LinkPizza posted...
Sunny is mad that some people use the tab instead of a can opener...Holy shit. He has me blocked and it seems I'm missing out on the fun stuff. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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