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TopicSeems obvious that John Cena got a hair transplant at some point
DoctorPiranha3
02/18/24 10:01:19 AM
#23
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Coworker: Did you do anything exciting this weekend?

TC: I analyzed a balding man's hairline on a dying video game website.
Coworker: *backs away slowly*
TopicAtlantic Terminal Mall banning Minors
DoctorPiranha3
02/18/24 9:41:08 AM
#10
ViewtifulJoe posted...
I've heard about this happening.
Must suck being a teenager nowadays.
You don't really have as much of your own space as you used to, you just kind of get thrown into the internet with everyone else.
And that's not even accounting for how crazy everyone is online or the 2-3 years they lost out on.
America is ass backwards, unfortunately. It's not like this in Europe.
Topic28 year old politician returns to work after admitting to dating 15 year old.
DoctorPiranha3
02/18/24 9:35:24 AM
#9
UnfairRepresent posted...
Groomers tend to target victims who either have no parents/support systems or uncaring ones.

It's doubtful she decent parents who support her in her life.
Facts.
TopicThe sexual market value of men and women correlating to age
DoctorPiranha3
02/17/24 3:52:51 PM
#7
BewmHedshot posted...
This chart starting at 15 is how you know it was created by super serious not at all creepy losers.
15 is pretty common age of consent globally, even in Europe
TopicThe sexual market value of men and women correlating to age
DoctorPiranha3
02/17/24 3:48:10 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1b61fc84.jpg

Men peak in value at 38, and women peak in value at 23.
TopicDid Clarissa really explain it all
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/24 8:56:46 PM
#3
Does family really matter
TopicA Publix opened recently nearby that is pretty nuts.
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/24 8:47:28 PM
#6
Everyone's started doing this btw.
TopicDraymond Green gets laid out on the court but they keep on playing anyway
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/24 9:09:43 AM
#17
Doe posted...
The way you guys are describing basketball rules is insane. Imagining a dude split in half on the court but the guy dribbling wants to keep playing
You'd have players do this shit every game, especially late in the game, if they stopped play.

Teams would utilize it to stop fast break points and another team's advantage.

Basically, basketball would be unplayable and unwatchable. If the guy isn't bleeding or it's clear there isn't a serious injury there, play on until a timeout.
TopicWhat was the first game that brought you to GFAQs?
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/24 8:27:41 AM
#115
Donkey Kong 64 way back in 1999
TopicWelp......AI Videos are coming
DoctorPiranha3
02/16/24 8:25:50 AM
#23
Kill AI with fire
TopicRIP Bill Post, inventor of Pop Tarts
DoctorPiranha3
02/14/24 8:44:01 PM
#33
Damn, 96 years old? The dude was a living legend and I didn't even know about him
TopicMan, the US has very little people when you think about it.
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/24 11:16:06 AM
#16
Number090684 posted...
There is but we aren't near the limit as they try to make it seem. A huge part of the problem is that our economic system was designed to mainly benefit the small few on top and encourages wastefulness and greed. It also irresponsibly encourages abuse of the land and people. This system was made and is perpetuated by absolute idiots and it's only a matter of time until it collapses, although they will take at least a few generations to happen if a large scale world war doesn't happen first.
Definitely fair. There are more efficiencies we can utilize that simply won't be done.
TopicMan, the US has very little people when you think about it.
DoctorPiranha3
02/11/24 10:50:42 AM
#10
Number090684 posted...
This. Don't buy into conservative propaganda that we are at our limit when it comes to land and available resources. It's a scam they are pushing to maximize profit on what is being offered.
I'm definitely not conservative, but there is a limit to farmable and hospitable land. Just because there's lots of empty land in arid mountains and desert doesn't mean that they are actually suited to hold a lot of people.
TopicTrump agrees, he'll need to deport tens of millions once elected.
DoctorPiranha3
02/10/24 3:34:58 PM
#8
CADE_FOSTER posted...
In trumps mind he has unlimited power in reality he is a bunker baby

TopicHumans have smoked every type of discovered plant or mushroom
DoctorPiranha3
02/10/24 3:18:42 PM
#1
Just think about it. Always looking for that next high.
TopicCareful, I heard Andross gave his troops ligma.
DoctorPiranha3
02/10/24 12:03:12 PM
#1
nt
TopicThe modern NBA is unwatchable.
DoctorPiranha3
02/10/24 12:58:33 AM
#33
Lack of defense in the modern NBA kills it for me. Will start seeing 200 point games if nothing is done.
TopicC/D. History will be very kind to the Wii U.
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 11:05:52 PM
#16
Was history kind to Virtual Boy?
TopicSneasel is so bad in Pokemon GSC
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 8:24:39 PM
#61
ellis123 posted...
I didn't say the Shiny Gyarados.
Well 30 is the highest level Gyarados you can get pre E4, because you can only catch a level 40 Gyarados at the Lake of Rage after getting the Super Rod... a post E4 item.
TopicSneasel is so bad in Pokemon GSC
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 8:22:37 PM
#59
ellis123 posted...
The Lake of Rage is available several gyms prior to the E4 in which you can catch a level 40 Gyarados.
Level 30.
TopicSneasel is so bad in Pokemon GSC
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 8:19:11 PM
#57
ellis123 posted...
No, point is you are above his level. Just because you faffed around with Sentret didn't mean that others did. Similarly pointing out that Gen 2 Pokemon were trash until the end doesn't matter for difficulty as you can still clown on everything with Gen 1 dudes. You actively making it harder on yourself doesn't make Gen 2's E4 any less of a joke.
No, you're not above his level. I highly suggest that you play the games again.

No one said anything about Sentret... point is, the available Pokemon options are complete dogshit before the E4 in this game, and so are the movepools. Gen 1 and other gens have a far wider variety of moves and Pokemon available.

Of course it can be cheesed when you know what you're doing, but most kids back then didn't preplan their team and just used what was available. Which was comparatively shit to all other generations.
TopicSneasel is so bad in Pokemon GSC
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 8:13:55 PM
#53
ellis123 posted...
Kanto is the late game. Johto is half the length of the other games and even Lance is in the 40's. At the time it is also trivial without grinding to be in the 50's.
...you do realize the game has a lower level curve that also affects the player's Pokemon? Because it doesn't matter if Lance's Pokemon are level 90 or level 20. Point is, your Pokemon are 5-10 levels lower than his are, and thus to scale to the elite 4 in the other gens.
TopicSneasel is so bad in Pokemon GSC
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 8:09:20 PM
#49
ellis123 posted...
Mate, Feraligatr solos the entire thing. Who gives a crap about how Sentret is trash if the E4 is like 10 levels too low and no one is forcing you to use Sentret?
10 levels too low from what? Your team is also low-leveled in comparison. The E4 in this game is more like mid-late game than a true end game, considering the Kanto content.

Unless you're talking about a predetermined Feraligatr solo, which I assume most people didn't do... yeah, Dragonites are gonna fuck you up. Especially since one of them knows Thunder which would wreck your level 40 Feraligatr
TopicSneasel is so bad in Pokemon GSC
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 8:00:17 PM
#43
ellis123 posted...
Literally the easiest E4 in all of the games.
Lmao no. Look at the gen 2 dex, look at the movepools, look at what Pokemon are available, consider kids back then werent pre planning their team, and then get back to me.
TopicSneasel is so bad in Pokemon GSC
DoctorPiranha3
02/09/24 7:54:28 PM
#39
IceCreamOnStero posted...
Most Gen 2 additions are just trash. Slow, incomplete and some garbage movepools. Even the cool ones are often post game. Gen 2 just sucks in general
Yep. And to top it off, the Elite 4 was the hardest in this game because your main team was likely to be shitmons with shit movepools. Good luck getting past Lance's three fucking Dragonites with the shit maingame mons and without doing research ahead of time.

What were they thinking?!
TopicWtf I hate Luigi now
DoctorPiranha3
02/08/24 9:21:06 PM
#28
creativerealms posted...
Oh Nintendo licensed it? What a weird thing to license.
It was before restrictive brand management really began a tight grip on things starting in the early 00s.
TopicScientists use AI to dechipher 2,000 year old scroll that got burned by volcano
DoctorPiranha3
02/08/24 12:23:03 AM
#2
Zikten posted...
He says to relax and enjoy things in life.
Wow. Why didn't I think of that.
TopicAbsolute worst fan bases? Who are they?
DoctorPiranha3
02/07/24 2:23:17 PM
#6
Metroid

Bitched that Retro made a second Donkey Kong rather than a 4th Metroid Prime. Fuck'em.
Topic38 year old woman charged after having sex with two 15 year old boys at hotel
DoctorPiranha3
02/05/24 3:11:23 PM
#64
Man, this story is something else...

-Lady meets teenage boys in a hotel hot tub
-Gets one boy's snap chat
-Gets in a fight with her husband (presumably on purpose to have an excuse to leave, and presumably with her two sons in the room)
-Goes to these 15 year old kids' room
-Has a threesome while her husband and kids are in the same hotel
-Kids tell her to gtfo so she goes back to her husband's room
-She continues to stalk/annoy one of the kids even after he leaves the state, so he tells the police

This is one for the ages. If an adult man did this to a group of teenage girls, he'd be called a rapist and thrown in prison. Treat her the same, and also what a super fucked up "boy mom".
TopicNintendo should make a porn site.
DoctorPiranha3
02/05/24 8:01:14 AM
#3
They officially own the licensing to that Mario Bros. porn thing. Close enough for me.
TopicDiddy Kong
DoctorPiranha3
02/02/24 9:49:12 PM
#4
Irony posted...
Ah yes the king of rubberband AI
Mario Kart 64? Because DKR doesnt have rubberband AI, and you clearly don't know what that term even means.

At least in normal races. The trophy races may have had rubber banding, but once you get ahead, you stay ahead in normal races.
TopicPeople you can't believe are still alive.
DoctorPiranha3
02/02/24 8:53:52 PM
#23
Mike Tyson, dude had some major trauma and demons
TopicSo im going to Iceland.
DoctorPiranha3
02/02/24 7:34:15 PM
#2
That's badass. Have a good time!
TopicHedgehog Day was 30 years ago today
DoctorPiranha3
02/02/24 5:10:46 PM
#7
Nostalgia
TopicPokey man
DoctorPiranha3
02/02/24 4:36:40 PM
#1
Didgey man
TopicOne in five young Americans thinks the Holocaust is a myth
DoctorPiranha3
02/02/24 1:29:01 PM
#13
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it
TopicI've never met a chill David.
DoctorPiranha3
02/01/24 2:45:16 PM
#42
Prestoff posted...
I'll be honest, I never met a Chad who was an actual "Chad". I know 3 Chads in real life and all 3 are basically losers not doing anything meaningful with their life.
That's funny because my neighbor meets this criteria. He's a cool and fun drinking buddy, but he always has relationship issues with his girl, used to be a meth abuser, and has a record.

All Andrews I've met have been pretty cool.
TopicI've never met a chill David.
DoctorPiranha3
02/01/24 9:59:07 AM
#4
boomgetchopped3 posted...
I met a very nice Travis last year so now my world no longer makes sense
Funny, I've only ever known cool and nice Travises.
TopicI've never met a chill David.
DoctorPiranha3
02/01/24 9:56:20 AM
#1
All Davids I have known have usually been emotional, irritable, or unstable men.

What names are cursed for you?
TopicI have about 230 Nintendo 64 games. Ask me if I have a game or not
DoctorPiranha3
02/01/24 8:39:35 AM
#20
San Francisco Rush?
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