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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 4:31:48 AM
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Look at these spots on his head.

Its like he started receding at those points and got it patched up.

Those spots of hair dont look natural at all.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b1d61fd8.jpg

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pinky0926
02/18/24 4:45:14 AM
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Well yeah, its a super common and cheap procedure.

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 4:53:46 AM
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You can see it very clearly here

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0f2cbbb6.jpg

major widows peak and theres a line where his hair got transplanted.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f0380ba9.jpg

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rexcrk
02/18/24 5:22:30 AM
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Ok.

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boxoto
02/18/24 5:30:25 AM
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idk if that's a widow's peak

it could also be a bad scar.

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 6:00:04 AM
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boxoto posted...
idk if that's a widow's peak

it could also be a bad scar.

bro wtf?

You are not going to get a symmetrical V-shape scar that conveniently matches up with male pattern baldness.

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boxoto
02/18/24 6:27:12 AM
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I was just wondering, because on the right of the picture, it looks like the line keeps going a bit and idk if I can remember seeing a widow's peak l looking like that, going that far back.

also, in his younger pictures, I dunno if he has a widow's peak in them.

but yea, besides all of that, you can find some balding pictures:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d65a0900.jpg

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trappedunderice
02/18/24 6:32:16 AM
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Steroids will do that to you
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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 6:51:22 AM
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This is Cenas dad about 16 years ago.

You can see his father has the same type of widows peak baldness.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f538be11.jpg

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AbstraktProfSC2
02/18/24 6:57:47 AM
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this just in ; 46 year old man is balding. more breaking news at 10. Jan back to you

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 6:58:23 AM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
this just in ; 46 year old man is balding.

Thats not what this topic is about at all.


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PraxagoraKassan
02/18/24 6:59:32 AM
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Why are you melting down over this

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 7:03:14 AM
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I dont respond seriously to 5 year old accounts with 50 karma.

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lilORANG
02/18/24 7:45:10 AM
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He looks weird AF with his current flowing styled hair

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Giacomo_Hawkins
02/18/24 7:50:43 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
Thats not what this topic is about at all.

So the topic is about a balding 46 year old man having a cosmetic procedure?

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Jiek_Fafn
02/18/24 9:15:33 AM
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Pretty sure it's just how his hair grows. He just chose styles that hid it better with a part there or growing his hair out and spiking it. This picture is 20 years old and you can still see it some
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8a9fd6f9.jpg

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Damn_Underscore
02/18/24 9:21:48 AM
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This situation sucks so much for guys

Balding? You get made fun of
Wear a hat/beanie all the time to cover the fact that youre balding? You get made fun of
Fully bald? You get made fun of
Wear a toupee? You get made fun of
Get a hair transplant? You get made fun of

What are men going through male pattern baldness supposed to do?

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Southernfatman
02/18/24 9:30:40 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
This situation sucks so much for guys

Balding? You get made fun of
Wear a hat/beanie all the time to cover the fact that youre balding? You get made fun of
Fully bald? You get made fun of
Wear a toupee? You get made fun of
Get a hair transplant? You get made fun of

What are men going through male pattern baldness supposed to do?

Just not be bald of course! I don't and hopefully won't have issues with balding, but I feel for guys who do because of all that right there. Bald or balding men are one of the groups that's socially acceptable to make fun of and it's wrong. Fat men too.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
02/18/24 9:53:27 AM
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Coworker: Did you do anything exciting this weekend?

TC: I analyzed a balding man's hairline on a dying video game website.


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Revelation34
02/18/24 9:56:56 AM
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Who gives a shit?

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DoctorPiranha3
02/18/24 10:01:19 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Coworker: Did you do anything exciting this weekend?

TC: I analyzed a balding man's hairline on a dying video game website.
Coworker: *backs away slowly*
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burns112233
02/18/24 10:03:22 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Coworker: Did you do anything exciting this weekend?

TC: I analyzed a balding man's hairline on a dying video game website.

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refmon
02/18/24 10:16:43 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Coworker: Did you do anything exciting this weekend?

TC: I analyzed a balding man's hairline on a dying video game website.


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ScazarMeltex
02/18/24 10:18:06 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
This situation sucks so much for guys

Balding? You get made fun of
Wear a hat/beanie all the time to cover the fact that youre balding? You get made fun of
Fully bald? You get made fun of
Wear a toupee? You get made fun of
Get a hair transplant? You get made fun of

What are men going through male pattern baldness supposed to do?
Maybe don't be so fucking fragile that you get upset about being made fun of. Maybe don't take yourself so seriously. Be able to laugh at the parts of your body that aren't great. I've been rocking a widow's peak for about 15 years now. I'm usually the first one to make fun of it, because I don't care.

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/18/24 10:18:07 AM
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well if i had John Cena money, i would get one as well... lol
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Murphiroth
02/18/24 10:20:29 AM
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Who gives a shit?

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ShineboxPhil
02/18/24 10:25:05 AM
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Cena obviously enjoys the services of Turkish Hairlines

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Damn_Underscore
02/18/24 10:32:03 AM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Maybe don't be so fucking fragile that you get upset about being made fun of. Maybe don't take yourself so seriously. Be able to laugh at the parts of your body that aren't great. I've been rocking a widow's peak for about 15 years now. I'm usually the first one to make fun of it, because I don't care.

Damn bro why are you so angry

If you dont care then why are you making fun of it? What is wrong with a widows peak?

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 11:21:22 AM
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Imagine dogging someone for posting on GameFAQs when we can all see youve been here for 21 years.

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 11:24:28 AM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Pretty sure it's just how his hair grows. He just chose styles that hid it better with a part there or growing his hair out and spiking it. This picture is 20 years old and you can still see it some
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8a9fd6f9.jpg

20 years ago means this pic is Cena at age 26 or so.

26 is a reasonable age to get a hair transplant.

Austin Theory is another WWE wrestler who clearly got a hair transplant and hes in his mid 20s.


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Prismsblade
02/18/24 11:36:59 AM
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I was thinking of going to try and get a hair transplant myself although my balding is pretty bad so idk if itll work. That on top of the cost which wont be cheap.

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ScazarMeltex
02/18/24 11:37:51 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
Damn bro why are you so angry

If you dont care then why are you making fun of it? What is wrong with a widows peak?
I'm not angry, but you were whining about how hard it is for dudes in that situation. It's not. It's only hard if you chose to make it that way.

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Necronmon
02/18/24 11:39:18 AM
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Maybe don't be so f***ing fragile that you get upset about being made fun of. Maybe don't take yourself so seriously. Be able to laugh at the parts of your body that aren't great. I've been rocking a widow's peak for about 15 years now. I'm usually the first one to make fun of it, because I don't It

It matters when it makes it harder to get dates because many won't even want to look at someone who's bald or balding
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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 1:32:45 PM
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Necronmon posted...
It matters when it makes it harder to get dates because many won't even want to look at someone who's bald or balding

bro, if it was impossible to get laid as a bald guy, there wouldnt be any bald people left.

Balding is genetic.

That means bald people have to get laid for bald people to continue existing.

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WingsOfGood
02/18/24 1:35:12 PM
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I don't see anything? Did you post a pic?
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WingsOfGood
02/18/24 1:36:19 PM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
bro, if it was impossible to get laid as a bald guy, there wouldnt be any bald people left.

Balding is genetic.

That means bald people have to get laid for bald people to continue existing.

Many guys had sex and kids before they went bald. Not saying bald men don't but that your logic here has a hole in it.
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Notti
02/18/24 1:37:23 PM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
That means bald people have to get laid for bald people to continue existing.


The genetics for baldness doesn't often present itself early in life when babies are often made.

We can say the same for Alzheimers for a more extreme example.

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 1:39:03 PM
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Notti posted...
The genetics for baldness doesn't often present itself early in life when babies are often made.

I dont know man, Ive seen people as young as 19 losing their hair.

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Notti
02/18/24 1:40:16 PM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
I dont know man, Ive seen people as young as 19 losing their hair.

I used the word often often.

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BignutzisBack
02/18/24 1:50:48 PM
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As someone who got a hair transplant 7-8 years ago (and decided to shave it all off a few years later because I liked how I looked lol), in my opinion I believe he definitely had a hair transplant. As far as the bald guys having it much harder dating, I do believe we have it harder but not nearly as much as a lot of bald men claim.

Keep in mind a healthy percentage of these bald men who complain about not getting dates have horrible comb overs, hairstyles where they are barely holding on to any semblance of a hairline. Shave it off and you'll find your prospects instantly get a lot better. There's also the bald men who just can't get over the shame, always having their head down when walking, hats 24/7, unable to keep eye contact. They forget that women would be turned off by this even when they had their full head of hair.

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NittanyLions23
02/18/24 1:51:38 PM
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Notti posted...
I used the word often often.

I dont know man, most people can see the signs from a very young age.

Even if youre not full-blown bald at 20, youre probably starting to recede at that point.

in reality, a lot of women dont care.

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mustachedmystic
02/18/24 2:22:00 PM
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Remember when Homer started using Minoxidil, and grew a full head of hair, and was immediately hired on as an executive, den lost it all when Bart spilled it?

Some nerve, telling us how to run the plant. He doesnt even have hair!

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Prismsblade
02/18/24 2:30:29 PM
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Necronmon posted...
It matters when it makes it harder to get dates because many won't even want to look at someone who's bald or balding
Why are you implying it only matters or not in regards to woman and what they think? Visually it doesn't look good to anyone or even oneself, period. And for many man with more severe balding can be the difference between resembling a young or old men

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Dabrikishaw15
02/18/24 2:38:31 PM
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AbstraktProfSC2 posted...
this just in ; 46 year old man is balding. more breaking news at 10. Jan back to you


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02/18/24 3:04:15 PM
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