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"A person can be young and idiotic or old and sharp. Joe Biden in a coma is still more coherent than MTG after her weird workout routine." - Torgo

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"A person can be young and idiotic or old and sharp. Joe Biden in a coma is still more coherent than MTG after her weird workout routine." - Torgo

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"A person can be young and idiotic or old and sharp. Joe Biden in a coma is still more coherent than MTG after her weird workout routine." - Torgo

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"A person can be young and idiotic or old and sharp. Joe Biden in a coma is still more coherent than MTG after her weird workout routine." - Torgo

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I love that cops have two settings: 'we're probably being pranked' and 'take a small country's amount of firepower to go kill someone's dog'. Nothing else.

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I love that cops have two settings: 'we're probably being pranked' and 'take a small country's amount of firepower to go kill someone's dog'. Nothing else.

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I love that cops have two settings: 'we're probably being pranked' and 'take a small country's amount of firepower to go kill someone's dog'. Nothing else.

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I love that cops have two settings: 'we're probably being pranked' and 'take a small country's amount of firepower to go kill someone's dog'. Nothing else.

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I love that cops have two settings: 'we're probably being pranked' and 'take a small country's amount of firepower to go kill someone's dog'. Nothing else.

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I love that cops have two settings: 'we're probably being pranked' and 'take a small country's amount of firepower to go kill someone's dog'. Nothing else.

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"People say this is the age of technology. They're wrong. This is the age of misdirection. Trickery is what I do best." -- Mr. World

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"People say this is the age of technology. They're wrong. This is the age of misdirection. Trickery is what I do best." -- Mr. World

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"People say this is the age of technology. They're wrong. This is the age of misdirection. Trickery is what I do best." -- Mr. World

Lion Voltron would be my childhood #1.

Later in life, either Gundam Deathscythe or Gundam Epyon.







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"People say this is the age of technology. They're wrong. This is the age of misdirection. Trickery is what I do best." -- Mr. World

Funkydog posted...

I genuinely don't know what many of my fellow Brits expected and why they ever thought they'd keep any EU benefits.

Because they listened to Nigel "Calling Him a Shitstain is An Insult to Shitstains" Farage.

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"People say this is the age of technology. They're wrong. This is the age of misdirection. Trickery is what I do best." -- Mr. World

The only thing weed users kill is lots of cookies.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

Dude put up one hell of a fight.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

Lokarin posted...

I'd guess a Top 10... but I don't even SEE the Top 10 lists any more, like ,they don't show up at all

It was yesterday's poll. Super Mario World won, btw.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

Let us not forget, the last MP killed was Jo Cox, a Remain supporter who was shot and stabbed by a man who gave his name in court as "My name is death to traitors, freedom for Britain."

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

Around 40, 41.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

adjl posted...

"Child support" may be for the sake of supporting him having the kids periodically, not knowing the exact details of the custody arrangement. There's going to be some effort to ensure that he isn't so financially disadvantaged as to automatically become the kids' least favourite parent (though acting like a petulant toddler over the divorce isn't helping his case there), and to that end, I can see the courts awarding him enough money to at least afford a decent house. $200k/month is a pretty ridiculous figure, though, regardless of how you slice it.

Of course, if that includes flying the kids from California to Montana every couple weeks, that would actually put a half-decent dent in the figure.

Reminds me of Chris Rock's "And I'm not saying he shoulda killed her...but I understand!" bit about OJ and Nicole.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

Revelation34 posted...

Duckbear being duckbear again probably.

No, that's actually part of the settlement.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

I mean, of all the people on the right who I would want something bad to happen to, Kavanaugh is pretty far down on the list.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

I'm still trying to wrap my head around him getting child support when she got custody of the kids.

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"Well, can't reason with crazy!" -- Luz Noceda, The Owl House

MachineJaipur posted...

Anti mask Canadians have no chill

Odds are she'll get her wish.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

The Crispy Crunch looks like a Butterfinger.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

Revelation34 posted...

Last two weeks every day was at least 105. It started to cool down only yesterday. But it was still hot as fuck due to it also being humid.

Yeah, he used to say "Eh, once it gets over 110 it all feels the same."

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

JOExHIGASHI posted...

I don't mind the heat. Really any state with good weather year round and minimum natural disasters.

I used to work with a guy who'd lived in Mesa. He said it wasn't uncommon for it to hit 115 in the summer. Fuck that.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

helIy posted...

...was he leaning out of the window?

like i don't understand how he could have gotten crushed since...everything would just push into his open car door and just push him back into the car

...he was out of his car? i don't understand what happened here

Maybe leaning back past the doorjamb, so that when the door closed, it closed on his chest/neck.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

JOExHIGASHI posted...

Get a house in Arizona and travel and eat good food. Also play games and watch anime.

I'd be down for all of that except living in AZ. It's hot as a mofo out there.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

Conner4REAL posted...

And yet the pope Said vaccination is the responsible thing to do.....

A lot of fundamentalist/Pentecostalist "Christians" don't consider Catholics to be 'real' Christians.

GGuirao13 posted...

Faith without actions is dead.--Jesus.

Trust in God, but lock your doors - Anonymous

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

Depends on the amount. Just a couple hundred thousand, buy a nice house way out in the boonies, invest what's left over well, and hopefully be able to retire.

Powerball, it becomes 'buy a nice house way out in the boonies; set my mom, uncle, and best friends up so they don't have to worry about money for the rest of their lives; do the same for certain co-workers; set up donations to charities; retire'.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

Mayo is the devil's semen.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

papercup posted...

You know what will actually kill you

getting covid.

When/if he finds this out, which will he be? The type who begs for the vaccine after they're already in the ICU and admits they're wrong, or the type who claims up until the moment they're intubated that Covid is a hoax?

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

This is one of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR58heUGkNA

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

EvilMegas posted...

You mean the same people who have been bashing the show for 20 years don't like the show?

It's was a great ending to this series and if you(the viewer) didn't like like it, you must not have paid attention to the themes present since the first episode or just mad shinji didn't choose your preferred waifu.

I'll admit I didn't see Shinji ending up with Mari, but I think it works. She's basically a better-adjusted, less psycho Asuka.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

ParanoidObsessive posted...

http://youtu.be/FXpF3SUFaDw?t=118

PJ did Frodo so dirty in that scene.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

au_gold posted...

One of the things I most loved about the Captain Marvel film was how there's a 100% totally unneeded shot of her feet on the Kree ship. Like, that had to have been the director deciding to fuck with people.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

^

Mostly, I'm doing this so the damn topic will get off my active messages list. :/

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

Daily "to 500!"

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

LinkPizza posted...

IIRC, in LiS2, the hetero option is the girl who you have sex with, and who doesnt want to do the heist.

You could argue there's also the implication of Sean/Lyla after he gets out of prison in one ending.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

VeeVees posted...

6 y/o should not be on rides that require you to sign a waiver

Shit, 6 year olds shouldn't be riding anything more intense than the whirling coffee cups.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

to 500!

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

Stewman_Magoo posted...

Seriously. Is there a reason it needs to be so damn narrow if it's such an important route?

It's 673 feet wide, with a maximum allowed beam (ship width) of 254 feet wide. The problem is those ships can be much longer than they are wide.

I can't understand why they don't have a tug fleet to assist ships that are in distress (loss of power, navigational failure, etc).

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

NGL, I thought this meant the kids own parents were laughing at him for saying one of their parents had died of Covid, and I wasn't even surprised that could be a thing.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

I mean, when a British comedy rapper whose schtick is being a Victorian-era scientist uses your name as a diss, that's probably an indication of how seriously most people take you as a journalist.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

"Dashboard" is much better.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

He probably watches tons of underage yaoi.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."

mybbqrules posted...

I remember that clip. He was standing by the pay phone, right?

Yep.

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"Sometimes we think we see the Horizon and we reach for it. But the Horizon is always out of reach."