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TopicMisheard lyrics
DarthDemented
02/16/18 9:05:30 PM
#10
thronedfire2 posted...
revved up like a douche

That's roaming in the night
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Topicwhats the fucking point of a physical CD game if it still puts 60GB on my ps4
DarthDemented
02/14/18 6:26:13 PM
#11
Also I like to just be able to pop into a game, play around with any unlockables, and be done with it. You delete shit you gotta reunlock stuff.
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TopicHave you played DOOM?
DarthDemented
02/05/18 9:31:29 PM
#9
Well no shit I've played it. Played 2 first because that's what we got. Didn't play 1 all the way through till snes version
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Topiccloverfield paradox was trash *spoilers*
DarthDemented
02/05/18 3:06:16 AM
#20
This just in: internet yaers hate newly released movie.

Haven't watched it yet lol.
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TopicAny riots in Philadelphia yet?
DarthDemented
02/04/18 11:28:40 PM
#2
There's literally a topic about riots already
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TopicI can't stop farting
DarthDemented
02/04/18 11:12:24 PM
#6
Try farting while taking a shower. Yeah that's a stank you don't want.
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TopicMy dad passed away about an hour ago.
DarthDemented
02/04/18 11:09:17 PM
#49
Sorry to hear that man. Lost my dad almost 10 years ago to prostate cancer. It sucks dude. It really fucking does
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TopicIs Matt Castle still playing?
DarthDemented
02/04/18 11:00:58 PM
#3
He better not be. You see what the fuck he did with the chiefs?
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Topic"Have you seen how buff I am? Not to brag but my biceps are 15" when
DarthDemented
02/04/18 11:00:15 PM
#61
Well when they're 24" pythons get back to me
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TopicPost names that will get a kid picked on.
DarthDemented
02/04/18 2:22:06 AM
#5
my ass
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TopicAdam and Eve customer support is top notch
DarthDemented
02/02/18 9:35:17 PM
#3
When I last ordered something it was a $100 wine voucher I never redeemed
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TopicGohan is finally awesome again.
DarthDemented
02/02/18 10:53:10 AM
#42
tremain07 posted...
Piccolo was in Buu, without him the Dragonballs vanish don't they? Anyway, I wonder how Android 21 would have done if she were part of the team in the anime, On one hand, she's pretty strong, on the other, I can't tell if she's strong without eating people or if she'd want to fight in the first place

By that time dende was officially Earth's guardian so no piccolo can die all he wants and the dragonballs still exist
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TopicBrb pooping
DarthDemented
02/02/18 9:50:59 AM
#1
Lol
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TopicSo how is it that some people cannot go farther than retail jobs?
DarthDemented
01/30/18 12:09:14 AM
#10
implying all retail jobs are minimum wage. i work retail full time and make $10.45 an hour with a thirty cent annual raise thanks to my union. i stick with it i can be making some good money at that meat counter.
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TopicHow did MTV go from a cool skateboarder network to an SJW/Buzzfeed network
DarthDemented
01/29/18 10:50:19 PM
#13
Cheater87 posted...
I miss MTV playing MUSIC!

This. I remember watching hours of music videos just waiting for Beavis and Butthead to come on late at night
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TopicDo you believe that a politician's private life is none of your business?
DarthDemented
01/26/18 12:10:17 PM
#5
Any celebrity's private life is non of my business. That's why I don't give a fuck if any of them had a baby, got divorced, got married, had an affair, or shit on the shoes of the pope.
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TopicFor fucks sake, The XFL might come back
DarthDemented
01/25/18 11:51:29 PM
#61
Best thing to come out of the first go round is how nfl games are broadcast now. Read on Wikipedia nbc actually went back to using xfl cakera angles to positive feedback the past season. So positive they broadcast most of a Thursday night game that way
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TopicSocieties problems could be solved if companies paid your yearly salary upfront
DarthDemented
01/24/18 4:58:59 PM
#4
Think about how hard that would be taxed
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TopicDoctors of CE, diagnose my back issues
DarthDemented
01/17/18 2:26:26 PM
#18
Lupus
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TopicWhat genres HASN'T Mario tackled yet?
DarthDemented
01/13/18 11:56:58 PM
#71
Porn
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TopicITT post shows that nobody remembers except you
DarthDemented
01/08/18 8:54:38 PM
#109
DuranOfForcena posted...
DarthDemented posted...
Mutant league

whoa, i played the FUCK out of Mutant League Football and Hockey when i was a kid, but i had no idea there was a show based on them. crazy!

Yeah around where I grew up it came on 6:30 am every morning mon-fri. I was kinda pissed because biker mice from Mars had that time slot
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TopicITT post shows that nobody remembers except you
DarthDemented
01/07/18 2:31:33 AM
#24
Mutant league
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TopicName some things that men do that upset women.
DarthDemented
01/07/18 2:27:35 AM
#6
TheMikh posted...
everything

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TopicWhy I really enjoyed Last Jedi despite some problems *spoilers*
DarthDemented
01/03/18 2:19:57 PM
#6
It was expanded universe but they said that objects cast a shadow in hyperspace and colliding with those shadows is what fucks you up. Movie canon however it's never really established.
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TopicThe Minish Cap is better than Link to the Past
DarthDemented
01/03/18 1:29:26 PM
#10
Get out
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TopicI miss when Bob Barker hosted The Price is Right
DarthDemented
01/03/18 1:28:14 PM
#3
You too?
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TopicScenario: A Zelda game with multiple playable characters.
DarthDemented
01/03/18 1:27:01 PM
#13
I wouldn't play it as a fighting game. I'm willing to accept smash Bros but not a dedicated Zelda fighting game. Maybe make it a standard Zelda game only with a threat that even ganondorf is powerless against. Pretty much just have him team up in a "only I may kill you" sort of way...oh who am I kidding they'll just make it to where ganondorf is behind this new threat and he turns against you after what you thought was the final battle.
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TopicIs anyone here NOT familiar with squadder/xdawkins/etc.?
DarthDemented
01/03/18 12:15:02 PM
#8
I fartes. It burns us!
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TopicHow are they going to wrap up this new trilogy in one movie (spoils)
DarthDemented
12/28/17 8:32:58 PM
#13
With fucking puppet Yoda that's how
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TopicVegeta proves he doesn't need ultra instinct! (DBS spoilers)
DarthDemented
12/25/17 12:06:10 AM
#6
LightningAce11 posted...
Are you having any luck with girls lately?

Yes. Married with a side chick that wife knows about sooooo...h also dbs watcher...
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Topiclmfao at people analyzing the lyrics of "smell yo dick"
DarthDemented
12/23/17 1:52:08 AM
#3
So why you coming home at 5 in the morning?
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TopicI wonder what my other ex is doing right now?
DarthDemented
12/21/17 11:26:52 PM
#12
Cause what she's doing now I tearing me apart filling up my mind and emptying my heart I can hear her call each time the cold wind blows and I wonder if she knows what she's doing now
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TopicHave you ever had a WHITE CHRISTMAS on December 25th??
DarthDemented
12/21/17 12:09:34 AM
#5
Closest I've ever gotten was a dusting on Christmas
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Topicwould you sleep with a midget just to cross it off the bucket list?
DarthDemented
12/20/17 11:56:05 PM
#2
Wouldn't that be more of a fuckit list?
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TopicI keep farting and it stinks
DarthDemented
12/20/17 4:26:43 PM
#3
Dammit Philo
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TopicWho here remembers YTMND?
DarthDemented
12/08/17 2:41:55 AM
#9
I'm the voice in this one

http://joanrivers.ytmnd.com
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TopicDiscussion: do you think you ARE A GOOD KISSER?
DarthDemented
12/07/17 11:58:03 PM
#27
Everyone I've kissed keeps coming back for more so I must be doing something right
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TopicPhew lad, humor website cracked just got the shaft
DarthDemented
12/06/17 11:51:15 AM
#46
Questionmarktarius posted...
I still remember when Cracked use to be a magazine...

Me too right next to mad
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TopicCYOA: Your roommate is the Demon Lord, Destroyer of Worlds
DarthDemented
12/01/17 11:27:19 PM
#14
Nul, breaker of worlds?
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TopicDo you think there should be laws against incest in america?
DarthDemented
11/29/17 5:31:47 AM
#4
Smallville posted...
GallisOTK posted...
It's weird, and I would never do anything like that myself, but I see no reason to make incest illegal in general. As long as both parties consent and are of legal age, and as long as no child is conceived (birth defects would be too common) between two family members, I don't see how it hurts anyone.

i've read that the child with birth defects thing is grossly overexaggerated and isn't a much higher probability than if the parents weren't related

Pretty much the first one is a freebie from nature. However dilute the gene pool to much with the sane genes that's where you get your birth defects.
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TopicSell me on Skyrim
DarthDemented
11/28/17 1:25:20 AM
#23
i took a shit in skyrim. so there's that.
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TopicYou ever had sex that was so good it made you horny?
DarthDemented
11/27/17 12:34:26 AM
#3
I've made a girl orgasm so hard she shit on accident.
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TopicWhats the difference between a microaggression and being a dick?
DarthDemented
11/16/17 4:50:56 AM
#10
Microagressions don't exist.
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TopicTMNT on NES was brutally difficult, but not a bad game.
DarthDemented
11/02/17 9:16:25 PM
#19
I've gotten to the technodrome
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TopicWtf is up with my phone?
DarthDemented
10/22/17 8:58:45 AM
#5
To many phone tits
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TopicWhats an old game you remember but never got really famous.
DarthDemented
10/16/17 2:01:23 AM
#7
The great Giana sisters
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TopicYou ever just get the urge to watch gay porn
DarthDemented
10/13/17 10:50:53 PM
#51
I have a female FWB that loves gay porn.
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Topic"Friends" trivia questions
DarthDemented
10/04/17 1:55:27 AM
#19
Chandler BING!
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