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TopicAbout to start Super Mario RPG
DarthDemented
07/17/20 7:47:22 PM
#113
NeonOctopus posted...
That's a weird way to play it. I can't imagine being higher than level 3 at Croco >_>
I'd rather be able to get the super jump items on my first trip to monstro town. Why? Because fuck those artichoke monsters. Fuck them to hell.

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TopicAbout to start Super Mario RPG
DarthDemented
07/17/20 7:07:50 PM
#109
dave_is_slick posted...
This is a joke right? You do know that you basically need a third party controller to do it since it becomes frame perfect?
Seriously it can be done with a standard SNES controller. I usually count the jumps and notice the timing changes after so many, adjust, try again, adjust for any other timing changes, 100 jumps before first star. I level grind before croco so I've got super jump handy.

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TopicAbout to start Super Mario RPG
DarthDemented
07/17/20 3:58:20 AM
#82
NeonOctopus posted...
Also, all armors for everyone are just stat bonuses with the exception of 3, which everyone can equip:

-Work Pants from Moleville give you a buff to your attack and speed as well as a mild buff to defense. Best used on Bowser for 90% of the game since it literally outclasses all his normal armor until the volcano dungeon

-Lazy Shell which decreases your attack and magic attack and speed by a shit ton, but increases your defense and magic defense by a shit ton and gives immunity to status effects and instant death. Basically you'll probably only get 1 point of damage from almost every attack in the game except from the most powerful spells. Best used on Peach for the whole game cuz it makes her a near unkillable healer.

-Super Suit increases your attack, defense, and speed by an insane amount and protects against status effects, but is next to impossible to obtain. You have to get 100 Super Jumps, which basically means you have to time an input 100 times with a 2-frame window >_> Can be used on anyone but Mario or Geno probably get the most out of it. I think Lazy Shell has *slightly* higher defense but this has zero penalties from wearing it
How is the 100 jumps hard? I usually have it done before the first star. I also think you typo'd there because the super suit can be used on Mario. Pretty much the last armor change I make for Mario once I get it

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Topicwhat was the peak dance craze in your area?
DarthDemented
07/16/20 9:35:31 PM
#20
Buttsex

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TopicQuack!
DarthDemented
07/16/20 9:34:38 PM
#10
How dare you...QUACK!

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TopicWhose are the saddest Tiddies on TV?
DarthDemented
07/16/20 6:01:50 PM
#6
https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNM

Are they mournful?

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TopicIt's 6am I hate being up so early when I have nothing to do
DarthDemented
07/16/20 7:16:19 AM
#2
Fuck early mornings. Especially when your first fart of the day wasn't that epic.

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TopicGoku and Chi Chi secks
DarthDemented
07/16/20 7:08:48 AM
#13
Accolon posted...
Power-pole
Extend!

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TopicI'm beyond excited for Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town
DarthDemented
07/15/20 11:13:59 AM
#217
NeonOctopus posted...
What's an easy way to get money? >_>

Also I remember the store had secret seeds for each season but I completely forget how to unlock them.
...how do you unlock them?
I think befriend Karen or her father. Better look it up before you take my word because it's been years since I played the original mineral town

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TopicLet me tell you whippersnappers something they don't tell you about being old
DarthDemented
07/15/20 10:22:36 AM
#6
I'm 36 and I can tell you that eventually you'll start waking up after sleeping in your comfy bed and feel like you feel off a skyscraper.

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TopicGood morning CE
DarthDemented
07/15/20 10:09:02 AM
#1
I trust your first fart of the day was epic?

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TopicSome dude killed him self in front of me earlier
DarthDemented
07/14/20 3:27:37 AM
#10
darkprince45 posted...
Handgun
That's what my uncle did with my grandfather's pistol...

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TopicYou will all refer to me by the name... Betty
DarthDemented
07/13/20 11:15:35 AM
#79
GameGodOfAll posted...
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
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MY ASS!

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Topicquick, post the last image you downloaded
DarthDemented
07/12/20 4:44:49 PM
#43
TopicWats the biggest difference in age that you would date someone?
DarthDemented
07/10/20 2:29:18 AM
#7
I'm dating someone 6 years younger than me and have fucked someone 20 years older than me


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TopicWhy don't Jedi just crest a 360 degree lightsaber?
DarthDemented
07/10/20 1:17:00 AM
#19
TopicGot married today, AMA
DarthDemented
07/07/20 8:48:15 PM
#56
Did anyone get so drunk they shit themselves?

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TopicITT: we write a letter to Trump 1 word at a time.
DarthDemented
07/07/20 8:45:19 PM
#49
TopicSome idiot just tried to open my front door
DarthDemented
07/07/20 8:38:48 PM
#37
Dark_SilverX posted...
Imagine being a family man

https://youtu.be/CUO7UMIsvGw
Please tell me there's more of these

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TopicSteam gift topic selection
DarthDemented
07/07/20 8:21:54 PM
#40
AuthenticZac posted...
And if they already have Bad Rats, they get Shower With your Dad simulator instead
What? I saw a lot of porn games in the sale mix but showering with your dad? Wtf?

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TopicSteam gift topic selection
DarthDemented
07/07/20 8:17:39 PM
#38
TroutPaste posted...
If he doesn't claim, buy 20 copies of Bad Rats for everyone
Lol bad rats? Ok I'm googling that.

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TopicSega's next retro hardware is a 1/6th-scale multi-game arcade cabinet
DarthDemented
07/07/20 8:09:46 PM
#7
If they're failed Sega forever is anything to go by trying to emulate Dreamcast would pretty much mean building the games from the ground up.

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TopicSteam gift topic selection
DarthDemented
07/07/20 8:04:19 PM
#36
CarrieChan posted...
Was post 32 modded or self deleted?
The world may never know

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/07/20 5:52:53 PM
#314
This has been fun y'all. Always great to see the generosity come out during these gift threads.

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TopicSteam gift topic selection
DarthDemented
07/07/20 3:24:04 PM
#31
Thanks @Alakazamtrainer for the prizes and thanks again to @TroutPaste for the gifts he sent me during the contest. This was fun. Hopefully we do it again.

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TopicSteam gift topic selection
DarthDemented
07/07/20 2:09:43 PM
#30
Oh cool. What does that mean from here since you already sent me a gift?

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TopicThe new guy just came up to me and said, can you please tell me when is break?
DarthDemented
07/07/20 3:49:39 AM
#4
bknight posted...
The common response is 'you got a break when you were hired' then tell him you want those reports done by 2 or else.
And make sure you put a cover sheet on your TPS reports

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TopicSolid Snake, Liquid Snake... Gas Snake, Plasma Snake?
DarthDemented
07/07/20 2:45:21 AM
#9
Not sure we need a constantly farting snake

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TopicSteam gift topic selection
DarthDemented
07/06/20 10:18:23 PM
#13
Wow I wasn't expected to be picked. Cool. PM already sent

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TopicMy German Sonic the Hedgehog dance remix vinyls showed up from Ukraine today
DarthDemented
07/06/20 10:16:09 PM
#4
Wait...what? German remixes? Of Sonic the hedgehog?

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/06/20 6:38:06 PM
#262
itrumpmypillow8 posted...
It's more that I own all the stuff I want so it'd be better spent on someone else who would actually use it.

There's a reason I never post my wishlist and intentionally leave my account spot empty on the Google Doc.
Wow dude. You really are a bro. Someone figure out something else for him if he doesn't really want to be in the running. He deserves something.

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TopicIt happened suddenly, a boy with psychic powers woke up transformed into Kadabra
DarthDemented
07/06/20 6:35:46 PM
#4
Where was this Pokedex entry? I don't remember anything like that.

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/06/20 5:48:52 PM
#257
AuthenticZac posted...
Going by the doc, there have been exactly 25 different gifters. I can't recall if anyone mentioned a prize for most-gifted, but at 24 games sent out, Itrumpmypillow definitely holds the lead in that regard.
well i've only gifted like 3-4 games so i guess i'm low in the running lol.

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/06/20 5:05:11 PM
#252
itrumpmypillow8 posted...
That limit is more when your spending/gifting habits are out of the ordinary. I think the regions you gift to matter a bit as well. But I haven't hit it this sale and I've spent like $500 between personal games and gifts.
Man I can't say I've spent that much. Good on you. Pulling for you in the drawing. But honestly have more than 10 people gifted? I know I've gifted, so did you, and JoJo and I've only seen a handful of other gifters.

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/06/20 3:48:21 PM
#244
Alakazamtrainer posted...
Probably tonight cause i work tomorrow

Still at work and not at my computer
Well then I'm anxious to see if there's any buzzer beaters.

https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order

May as well make my third post then.

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TopicYou know how men have to be macho every day?
DarthDemented
07/06/20 3:46:30 PM
#15
Well somebody has to SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! OOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAH!

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TopicAbout to play Witcher 3 for first time, tips?
DarthDemented
07/06/20 3:42:42 PM
#19
I haven't even started the first one and it's been sitting on my Gog for 5 years now.

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/06/20 3:20:42 PM
#238
We're within the last 24 hours of this little contest. My wishlist is in my sig if anyone wants to get any last minute entries.

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/06/20 2:35:34 AM
#165
DuranOfForcena posted...
Lol that's ridiculous

I guess it's already been patched though, shortly after the release time of the video if some of the comments are to be believed
i'm not one to dress up my steam profile so it's pretty useless to me.

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TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/06/20 12:59:25 AM
#163
TopicHow's Legend of Dragoon?
DarthDemented
07/05/20 11:07:38 PM
#3
Also had voiced cutscenes at a time that square couldn't be bothered to do it in their FF games.

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TopicThere hasn't been a constitutional amendment since 1992
DarthDemented
07/05/20 11:06:26 PM
#35
MFBKBass5 posted...
oh I definitely did. I was a farting machine in that time period.
I was 8 at the time so yes. Lots of farts because fucking funny that's why!

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TopicAnyone else remember this show?
DarthDemented
07/05/20 10:50:23 PM
#21
TopicThere hasn't been a constitutional amendment since 1992
DarthDemented
07/05/20 10:43:49 PM
#4
TopicSteam Gift Contest XVI, topic #3. Gabe Newell applauds you
DarthDemented
07/05/20 10:41:25 PM
#156
I would care about the steam levels if it got you discounts.

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TopicGames that had announced movie adaptations that were never heard from again
DarthDemented
07/05/20 10:13:05 PM
#2
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