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TopicCharlie Kirk: "Nazi Germany and a corner bakery are the same thing."
Criminalt
02/17/22 3:18:40 PM
#31
Ugh. The stench of fake burning martyr. Narcissistic sacks of shit who love to constantly liken themselves to victims of the Nazis, yet are far more likely to have been enthusiastic fascist collaborators rather than resisters. Gutless fuckwits who wave banners over non-issues and "fight" for fake causes against imaginary enemies and non-existent plots, because it's easier and safer than doing it for real. I can't eat as much as I would like to puke up all over these people.

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TopicI knew you had your hands full with the babies
Criminalt
02/17/22 12:20:46 PM
#5
Not with the babies. With rabies.

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TopicIf there is a ww3 or big war with Russia, how will that effect anime and games?
Criminalt
02/15/22 4:08:10 PM
#21
EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Ridiculous fearmongering.
I suppose your view is that a Third World War would involve just some unseemly pushing and shoving.

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TopicDoes a thigh gap turn you on?
Criminalt
02/15/22 3:42:09 PM
#16
I like thighs as thick as tree trunks, so no.

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TopicIf there is a ww3 or big war with Russia, how will that effect anime and games?
Criminalt
02/15/22 3:40:15 PM
#17
HagenEx posted...
Yes.
I admire your optimism, wildly misplaced though it may be.

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TopicIf there is a ww3 or big war with Russia, how will that effect anime and games?
Criminalt
02/15/22 3:18:36 PM
#14
HagenEx posted...
88% of the vg market is digital. Mostly the same for anime

We'll be fine, if we're alive..
You think it'll be just business as usual in the middle of a thermonuclear global war?

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Topic"Hey, ______. Leave those_____ alone!"
Criminalt
02/15/22 3:15:25 PM
#18
We don't need no masturbation
We just need some self control
No dark orgasms beneath the bedclothes
Hey! Teacher! Leave yourself alone!

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TopicRussian media reporting thwarted terrorists attack in Donbas.
Criminalt
02/15/22 3:08:16 PM
#14
It used to be ethnic Germans "suffering genocide" in the Sudetenland and the Danzig Corridor who were the pretext for an invasion or two.

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TopicWill you go fight in WW3 for individual freedom and liberal democracy?
Criminalt
02/15/22 3:05:10 PM
#10
If that's the cause you want to fight for, there's no need to wait until WW3 when right now will do just fine.

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TopicIf there is a ww3 or big war with Russia, how will that effect anime and games?
Criminalt
02/15/22 12:34:17 PM
#11
Primarily the inability to play them, due to being dead.

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TopicHow dead are you if Russia starts shooting nukes?
Criminalt
02/15/22 12:31:12 PM
#48
I live about two miles from a big air force base, so I might as well have a bullseye painted on my roof.

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TopicFunny how the EU is doing nothing about RUSSIA, USA has to pick up their SLACK
Criminalt
02/14/22 3:44:09 PM
#20
spikethedevil posted...
You also asked for help in Vietnam but no one agreed to it.
Australia had a total of roughly 60,000 service personnel in South Vietnam between 1962-72 (including ground combat troops from 1965).

What is the US doing over Russia/Ukraine that the EU isn't?

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TopicCE said this girl is fat. Do you agree?
Criminalt
02/14/22 12:03:17 PM
#41
Anyone who says she's fat must be jacking off to footage of famine victims.

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TopicImagine playing tennis with her every day until you beat her
Criminalt
02/13/22 1:01:56 PM
#16
We'll grow old together.

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TopicVideo of Polar Bear escaping through hotel window after he raids the place for
Criminalt
02/13/22 12:57:26 PM
#6
Doesn't he realise he can still be traced if he booked in using his real name?

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TopicThe perfect girl but at night she dresses up as a bat and fights crime
Criminalt
02/13/22 12:52:20 PM
#12
That's going to put a real dampener on our dating life.

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TopicWhat's the dumbest song to ever get stuck in your head?
Criminalt
02/12/22 5:07:50 PM
#31
Wet Leg - Chaise Longue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ

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TopicWhen are women hotter? When they are at 20 or 40?
Criminalt
02/12/22 4:56:14 PM
#21
Zodd3224 posted...
Women peak in their 30s and 40s


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TopicAre you telling me WW2 era Germany didnt attack Russia in the Winter?
Criminalt
02/12/22 4:52:16 PM
#2
Blue_Inigo posted...
Fake news
Maybe it was just unseasonably cold for June?

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TopicHow many of you encountered forest pornography growing up?
Criminalt
02/12/22 4:24:39 PM
#42
Yep, the first two porn mags I ever saw, I found discarded in woodland.

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TopicIs Fascism a rising threat in America?
Criminalt
02/11/22 5:37:05 PM
#13
When Trump loyalists can smash legal opposition to government policy by sending in what is effectively a party militia -- for example, shutting down a Texas butterfly sanctuary with harassment and threats of violence because it dared to file a lawsuit to block Trump's wall -- then you know that democracy and the rule of law in America are already under real, serious, and steadily worsening threat

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TopicJust finished reading 2001 a space odyssey
Criminalt
02/11/22 4:58:46 PM
#2
Clarke also wrote The Lost Worlds of 2001, which has material from the earlier drafts of the novel that didn't make it into the final version.

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TopicNew life-friendly planet discovered close enough to potentially visit.
Criminalt
02/10/22 4:21:28 PM
#24
Then there's the politics of funding the required technological breakthrough. Would many administrations have the vision to invest colossal sums of taxpayers' money in a project that's so long term, they would have no hope of reaping any political rewards from it? How genuinely interested are politicians -- who hold the federal purse strings -- in blue sky research? Or am I just being a jaded old cynic?

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TopicNew life-friendly planet discovered close enough to potentially visit.
Criminalt
02/10/22 4:06:03 PM
#18
HylianFox posted...
Personally I like JUICE, the Jupiter Icy Moon Explorer
We'll overlook that it should really have been JUICEME.

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TopicNew life-friendly planet discovered close enough to potentially visit.
Criminalt
02/10/22 4:02:28 PM
#16
OVERGOATED posted...
the Echelle SPectrograph for Rocky Exoplanets and Stable Spectroscopic Observations (ESPRESSO)
Does anyone else suspect they loved the idea of the acronym first and then had to invent a purpose to fit it? "Well, rocky exoplanets aren't actually that interesting, but they begin with R and E and we all felt that was what really mattered, so...."

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TopicValentine's Day is so awkward when you're in a newer relationship
Criminalt
02/10/22 3:12:27 PM
#46
Also:
gamestunner posted...
I don't even know why it's an actually holiday.
Yeah, "holiday" really does seem to be the wrong word. Can't think what else to call it, though... "celebration", or "celebration day"?

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TopicValentine's Day is so awkward when you're in a newer relationship
Criminalt
02/10/22 3:08:13 PM
#45
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I think only people with no social skills say that. Women probably think about sex more than men, they just arent talking about it every second and making it a big deal.
Men talk about it more than they do it.
Women do it more than they talk about it.

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TopicTrump's youngest son barron is 6 7
Criminalt
02/10/22 3:03:56 PM
#2
Read that as 67.

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Topicwould you have sex with a 240 lb woman
Criminalt
02/10/22 11:15:07 AM
#52
Slayerblade11 posted...
Narrow waist and big ass
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Definitely not a narrow waist for me. It's all about pleasures of the flesh. So why ration yourself to big boobs or big butts only, when you can have big bellies and big thighs too?

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TopicMy students don't know how to turn on a computer
Criminalt
02/10/22 8:48:06 AM
#31
Tell them the computers are voice activated.

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TopicWhen your gf says ''I don't really want anything for Valentines Day''...
Criminalt
02/10/22 8:34:08 AM
#5
It's codespeak for "surprise me".

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Topicwould you have sex with a 240 lb woman
Criminalt
02/10/22 8:19:28 AM
#30
Most certainly have done, and have boinked plenty of women who were maybe a hundred pounds heavier than that. :-)

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TopicOutrage after a MAN showed up in JEANS and SNEAKERS on his WEDDING DAY!!!
Criminalt
02/10/22 7:54:50 AM
#9
If he can't be bothered to put effort into the wedding, what kind of effort will he put into the marriage?

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TopicBath time for my cute kitten.
Criminalt
02/09/22 5:09:26 PM
#17
Lokarin posted...
i kinda wish I had a pet frog or snail, but they are hard to take care of
And you get the weirdest looks when you take them for walks.

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TopicSo how does extradition actually work? Is it actually a murder loophole like TV?
Criminalt
02/09/22 4:47:00 PM
#4
Doe posted...
But in reality, if the US really cares about prosecuting someone-- would they really not send the FBI to go 'kidnap' them or something?
Based on the number of trials where the defendant was abducted by the FBI from a country where there was no extradition treaty in place, I'd say they haven't really cared that much about prosecuting someone.

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TopicPOLL: You go back in time to 1995 - What do you CHANGE?!?
Criminalt
02/09/22 4:41:00 PM
#19
The_Korey posted...
Shoot, maybe even start some small fires in bathrooms/klosets to trigger an evacuation 5-20 minutes before the first hit.
And you mistime it, and find 5 minutes is barely enough time to evacuate anyone before the first plane hits. So then you have to loop back again and try once more.

Although, um... Isn't that pretty much the plot of Source Code? Be horrific if you were trapped in an endless loop where the Twin Towers just kept falling again and again.

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TopicBath time for my cute kitten.
Criminalt
02/09/22 4:15:00 PM
#13
Revelation34 posted...
That's not a goat.
Then it's a shape-shifting minion of Satan!

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TopicIf a BBW sits on your back
Criminalt
02/09/22 4:08:52 PM
#12
I much prefer smothering to squashing. Smothering is where she kneels across your body, supporting most of her weight on her hands or elbows and knees, and smothers you beneath pendulous belly and tit flesh. It's fucking glorious!

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TopicIf a BBW sits on your back
Criminalt
02/09/22 3:48:48 PM
#9
SSJGrimReaper posted...
this guy's back is weak

imagine not playing horsey with a fat chick
My thing is SSBBWs. There's a sound reason why I'll let her climb astride me only in reverse cowgirl position. ;-)

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TopicIf a BBW sits on your back
Criminalt
02/09/22 12:41:10 PM
#6
I can assure you from personal experience that you do not, although squashing is definitely not my thing and not something I'd care to repeat.

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TopicNew Jersey Man Dumps SNOW on 2 JEWISH Men and said it was for JESUS!!!
Criminalt
02/09/22 12:31:05 PM
#6
Lil_Bit83 posted...
I guess no one told that cock waffle that Christianity is a middle eastern religion derived from Judaism.
He probably just found that a cross is really easy to draw with one finger and he thought, "That's the religion for me."

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TopicNew Jersey Man Dumps SNOW on 2 JEWISH Men and said it was for JESUS!!!
Criminalt
02/09/22 12:24:28 PM
#4
Full Throttle posted...
His social media pages show he is a devout christian
At least, that's what the fuckwit claims.

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TopicDo people think relationships where the woman is older are weird still?
Criminalt
02/09/22 12:21:21 PM
#37
rexcrk posted...
I personally never thought that was weird.

The hangup that people have over it is weird though. Same thing with guys who need their girl to be shorter than them.


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TopicI bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "A".
Criminalt
02/08/22 3:44:12 PM
#14
I'm pretty sure you'll find it's not impossible.

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TopicDo you find any legal fetishes scary?
Criminalt
02/08/22 3:27:00 PM
#9
"Objection!"
"Sustained!"
"Objection!"
"Sustained!"
"Objection!"
"Sustained sustained sustained oh my God I'm gonna cummm...."

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Topicwhat's a recent scientific discovery
Criminalt
02/08/22 3:18:52 PM
#29
Voyager 2's discovery in 1988 that the Van Allen belt is largely composed of milk.

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