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Forest porn is essentially porn magazines that were abandoned. They typically get thrown away in forests, behind sheds, in dumpsters, etc. I have a lot of fond memories of looking at these with my friends. There was this 'catwalk' between two houses and in the middle was a large electrical utility box, more than once, porn was found behind this.

yup. a number of times.

I found a mag once. It wasn't that great but it was much better than what was on the internet at the time.

My friends and I once found a few porno mags in the woods behind our school when we were 10 or so.

I can't recall seeing a porn magazine in my life

Now I cant help but wonder if early exposure to bushporn is in any way responsible for how @Vegy turned out?

i did, but not the kind that were abandoned, the kind that were deliberately stashed there. a buddy of mine in 7th grade had an older friend in high school whose stash it was and he took a group of us there one time. it was the first time i saw really hardcore stuff like Hustler, instead of just the glamour model style Playboy Lingerie mags i found in my parent's master bathroom as a kid.

Not me but I've heard of it. That sounds like an awesome experience as a kid

Yes, quite often.
Also in a caboose.

I spent a lot of time in woods and still do. But I never found a mag there lol.

Idk why I thought the term "forest pornography" meant seeing two deer or something fucking while out camping in the woods.

Anyway to answer the question, no, but I only went camping like once when I was like 7 and I hated it.

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lol

Huh, so that whole thing in Always Sunny (The Gang Gets New Wheels) actually was a thing eh?

Me and my cousins found a bunch of dose adult cartoon comics in da woods once

Funny stuff

oh shit i actually have. me and my friends found a stash right around here (red circle) when i lived on Camp Pendleton as a kid:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/7/AAZsuhAAC6uR.jpg

Pretty sure the circle is where we were. Used to jump over the housing wall to get to the red dotted area. There was a treehouse there iirc and that is where we found the stash in a plastic bag.

Edit: actually it mightve been further back right where the trail diverges since it was a lone tree. Wish the satelite image was clearer.

Ratchetrockon posted...

oh shit i actually have. me and my friends found a stash right around here (red circle) when i lived on Camp Pendleton as a kid:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/1/7/AAZsuhAAC6uR.jpg

Pretty sure the circle is where we were. Used to jump over the housing wall to get to the red dotted area. There was a treehouse there iirc and that is where we found the stash in a plastic bag.

Edit: actually it mightve been further back right where the trail diverges since it was a lone tree. Wish the satelite image was clearer.

You know, I generally dislike internet red circle pictures.
But this, I do appreciate.
You are very thorough in your response.

Yeah a couple times

My friends and I found a magazine on the side of the road once. I guess someone tossed it out the window while driving for reasons unknown.

Yup, and I was WAAYYY too young to be looking at it

Yes, I encountered dirty magazines on the street. I've left a few lying around as pranks as well.

I remember the first porn mags I saw were my older cousins he would keep in the bathroom at his family business. There were bathrooms for the public and a bathroom for employees. He was always kept a stack of playboys on the toilet tank faced downwards in the employee bathroom. One day I decided to see what it was and my eyes lit up. I remember I couldnt wait to go back to the shop after the WWF wrestler Sable playboy came out

I was like 10 or 11 at the time

??? How is this so common

Doe posted...

??? How is this so common

We're old and internet porn wasn't as readily available

Forest porn beats spanking it to the bra section of the sears catalog.

Why would I look for forest porn when the PPV porn channels came in barely scrambled

pennsylvania avenue woods were fa good source for it

There's this weird tree in the woods with a growth that looks like a penis. I looked at it often.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

I can't recall seeing a porn magazine in my life

This. Guess I saw some covered behind the desk in a book store, but otherwise I've never looked at one or anything. People finding random porn in the woods always seems like a meme to me, because it sounds so weird lol.

Who just dumps porn in the woods? I remember this being a plot point in Shimoneta

Not a forest but an empty lot with some trees in it, my friends and I found quite a few porno mags, it was great.

Huh, so they didn't have garbage cans back then? Fascinating.

Background_Guy posted...

Huh, so they didn't have garbage cans back then? Fascinating.

You talk like people dont litter today.

I've never encountered random porn stashes out in the wild, no. But, then again, I never went exploring due to disinterest.

Definitely opened my mom's toy drawer by accident once though. That was... uncomfortable.

dolomedes posted...

the only time i saw it, it was next to a mattress XD

I used to find underwear as well.
No mattresses though...thank god.

Yep, the first two porn mags I ever saw, I found discarded in woodland.

This is such a specific thing that it's kinda weird. Then again, inheriting your dad's collection might be seen as weird too.

Funny enough, at work we found someone's old stash at a factory. We were putting in new fans for the bathrooms that had a drop down ceiling. Coworker found a stash on a tile under some insulation. I found another stash in another bathroom. They were printed off pages of a website from like 2003. Even the banner ads were printed.

I've never seen anything like this before in my life.

Southernfatman posted...

Even the banner ads were printed.

They didn't have adblock back then. ;_;

I thought this was about trees fucking. I'm leaving disappointed

We called it railway porn where I grew up, because it was usually found on fenced-off railway embankments where people would dump mattresses and sofas and stuff.

dolomedes posted...

you suddenly reminded me of a time (11/12 years of age) when my friend and i had a lil tape recorder and used to make fake talk radio shows. one time we documenting finding a pair of underwear, and then moving them onto a tree branch above a walking path XD the pink panty saga.

Hehe, actually the area I am talking about is right around where I harvested my walking stick...which is maple.

I have other stories about that little patch of woods.
I gotta go walking through there again soon. It's only a 5 min walk or less from where I am.

Kisai posted...

They didn't have adblock back then. ;_;

Yeah, they were the dark times. Just saying they just went on the website and hit print. It was a pretty eclectic batch too.

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Oh no.