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Garioshi 02/08/22 5:24:19 PM #1:	:(((( --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:962475445] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>:(((( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SweetieBeIle462 02/08/22 5:24:46 PM #2:	Fail them --- Mac Book Pro 16 - 6-Core i7-9750H @ 2.60GHz - 32gb DDR4 2667 MHz - Radeon Pro 5500M 8gb - 2TB Apple SSD Now Playing: Metroid Dread, Tales of Arise, Dead By Daylight <cite>SweetieBeIle462 posted [p:962475458] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Fail them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 02/08/22 5:25:01 PM #4:	you just say hey google a lot and it cuts on right? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:962475467] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>you just say hey google a lot and it cuts on right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 02/08/22 5:25:29 PM #5:	Quick, ask them to navigate to a particular folder! Lmao. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:962475479] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Quick, ask them to navigate to a particular folder! Lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 02/08/22 5:26:37 PM #7:	dolomedes posted... stop all the downloadin that too. this upcoming generation needs to learn a computer despite everything being a smartphone now. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:962475508] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote>stop all the downloadin </quote> that too. this upcoming generation needs to learn a computer despite everything being a smartphone now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 02/08/22 5:26:38 PM #8:	My last relationship ended after my insane BPD ex inadvertently revealed that she had no idea how to use the Finder (file explorer) on a Mac. Rather than swallow her pride and ask for help, she got angry and repeatedly told me to kill myself. --- [obligatory signature] <cite>CRON posted [p:962475510] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>My last relationship ended after my insane BPD ex inadvertently revealed that she had no idea how to use the Finder (file explorer) on a Mac. Rather than swallow her pride and ask for help, she got angry and repeatedly told me to kill myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/08/22 5:27:42 PM #9:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Literally what happens --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:962475527] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Literally what happens </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shishiwakamaru 02/08/22 5:29:02 PM #10:	Zoomers the new boomers --- You've got to change your evil ways <cite>Shishiwakamaru posted [p:962475564] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Zoomers the new boomers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shishiwakamaru 02/08/22 5:36:57 PM #12:	Hey we learned all his stuff in computer class. We still used floppy discs for the longest time too --- You've got to change your evil ways <cite>Shishiwakamaru posted [p:962475734] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Hey we learned all his stuff in computer class. We still used floppy discs for the longest time too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 02/08/22 5:38:42 PM #13:	my kid can't be bothered to learn any electronics. dudes like a little boomer... got all his passwords on post its an shit. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:962475781] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>my kid can't be bothered to learn any electronics. dudes like a little boomer... got all his passwords on post its an shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/08/22 5:50:15 PM #14:	Did you try to jiggle the cord? --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962476063] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Did you try to jiggle the cord? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 02/08/22 9:24:02 PM #16:	BuckVanHammer posted... my kid can't be bothered to learn any electronics. dudes like a little boomer... got all his passwords on post its an shit. Give him a password manager. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:962481445] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>BuckVanHammer posted... </cite> <quote>my kid can't be bothered to learn any electronics. dudes like a little boomer... got all his passwords on post its an shit.</quote> Give him a password manager. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 02/08/22 9:24:19 PM #17:	SweetieBeIle462 posted... Fail them Sounds like he did if they can't turn on a computer --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:962481455] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>SweetieBeIle462 posted... </cite> <quote>Fail them</quote> Sounds like he did if they can't turn on a computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydneySweenHero 02/08/22 9:25:15 PM #18:	They're already failures in life. Just send them back a grade and tell them to stop being dumb lol --- NeonOctopus's Alt #7 >_> <cite>SydneySweenHero posted [p:962481472] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>They're already failures in life. Just send them back a grade and tell them to stop being dumb lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 02/08/22 9:27:27 PM #21:	youre talking about college students right? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:962481527] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>youre talking about college students right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 02/08/22 9:28:00 PM #22:	Can't they ask their smart phones? --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:962481544] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Can't they ask their smart phones? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 02/08/22 9:28:12 PM #23:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] Had a legal assistant do that before... Wanted to smash my head through a wall. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:962481548] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote> <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Had a legal assistant do that before... Wanted to smash my head through a wall. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 02/08/22 9:52:39 PM #24:	Text them this link: https://www.godigi.org.au/guides/how-turn-desktop-computer --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:962482185] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Text them this link: https://www.godigi.org.au/guides/how-turn-desktop-computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/08/22 9:54:24 PM #25:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I teach college students --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:962482221] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> I teach college students </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KamenRiderBlade 02/08/22 10:00:18 PM #27:	Garioshi posted... I teach college students -_- --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp '*Once Upon A Time in Mexico*' <cite>KamenRiderBlade posted [p:962482367] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>I teach college students</quote>-_- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/08/22 10:05:35 PM #28:	Maybe all their computers in school were the ones where the monitor and tower are one piece? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:962482502] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Maybe all their computers in school were the ones where the monitor and tower are one piece? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/08/22 10:08:52 PM #29:	Garioshi posted... I teach college students oh god. that's even worse. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:962482591] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote>I teach college students</quote> oh god. that's even worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 02/10/22 8:41:24 AM #30:	Cheater87 posted... Give him a password manager. he's got one. he still rather write everything down. i just keep threating that one day he will actually have to manage that shit himself and it isn't that bad. he tells me he's just not good at technology... --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:962526054] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Cheater87 posted... </cite> <quote>Give him a password manager.</quote>he's got one. he still rather write everything down. i just keep threating that one day he will actually have to manage that shit himself and it isn't that bad. he tells me he's just not good at technology... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 02/10/22 8:48:06 AM #31:	Tell them the computers are voice activated. --- No tricks <cite>Criminalt posted [p:962526161] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Tell them the computers are voice activated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 02/10/22 8:50:20 AM #32:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] help computer --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:962526190] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> help computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 02/10/22 8:51:06 AM #33:	how is that even possible --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:962526203] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>how is that even possible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 02/10/22 8:52:55 AM #34:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] This is the issue that I have with our current technology boom. We have things so powerful, yet so convenient for people to carry and use. You don't have to think about how or why it works - it just does. This will definitely be worse than Grandma clicking on a malicious link in an email phishing scam. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:962526229] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> This is the issue that I have with our current technology boom. We have things so powerful, yet so convenient for people to carry and use. You don't have to think about how or why it works - it just does. This will definitely be worse than Grandma clicking on a malicious link in an email phishing scam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 02/10/22 8:53:52 AM #35:	how did this happen back in my day everyone bypassed whatever blocks they had in place to download a snes emulator, day 1 --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:962526243] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>how did this happen back in my day everyone bypassed whatever blocks they had in place to download a snes emulator, day 1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 02/10/22 8:58:43 AM #36:	Guide posted... how did this happen back in my day everyone bypassed whatever blocks they had in place to download a snes emulator, day 1 i get your point but i can assure you that most people did not ever downloead a snes emulator --- https://i.imgur.com/286sD4e.png http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:962526331] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted... </cite> <quote>how did this happen back in my day everyone bypassed whatever blocks they had in place to download a snes emulator, day 1</quote>i get your point but i can assure you that most people did not ever downloead a snes emulator </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
maniaxe613 02/10/22 9:01:44 AM #37:	Show them this video. It will teach them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSgGREmmSuU --- There was justice. So I changed my sig. For now, at least. <cite>maniaxe613 posted [p:962526381] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Show them this video. It will teach them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSgGREmmSuU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 02/10/22 9:02:41 AM #38:	Choco posted... i get your point but i can assure you that most people did not ever downloead a snes emulator how else could you avoid paying attention in class? --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:962526393] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>i get your point but i can assure you that most people did not ever downloead a snes emulator</quote>how else could you avoid paying attention in class? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fan357 02/10/22 9:12:25 AM #39:	The cycle continues. --- Never forget where you came from. <cite>fan357 posted [p:962526595] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>The cycle continues. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 02/10/22 9:15:53 AM #40:	Choco posted... how is that even possible --- [REMOVED TO CONFORM WITH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL CENSORSHIP LAWS] <cite>teep_ posted [p:962526664] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>how is that even possible</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 02/10/22 9:21:43 AM #41:	Try pointing the mouse at the screen. If that doesnt work, take the whole thing apart and lose a couple of pieces before putting it back together. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:962526768] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Try pointing the mouse at the screen. If that doesnt work, take the whole thing apart and lose a couple of pieces before putting it back together. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 02/10/22 9:22:50 AM #42:	In one of my 2019 semesters pre pandemic, I was teaching a lab course and someone tried to use the monitor as a touch screen --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:962526786] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>In one of my 2019 semesters pre pandemic, I was teaching a lab course and someone tried to use the monitor as a touch screen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FLAMING EVIL HOMER 02/10/22 9:25:19 AM #43:	Funnny at my job there are these computer on wheels that we can use if a computer in a patients room isnt working. Had multiple times where other nurses complain that the computer isnt working to the charge nurse. And almost all the times i just look at it and tell them the power plug wasnt on all the way and it wasnt properly charging or wont turn in when plugged to the wall. --- I wash myself with a rag on stiiick <cite>FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted [p:962526824] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Funnny at my job there are these computer on wheels that we can use if a computer in a patients room isnt working. Had multiple times where other nurses complain that the computer isnt working to the charge nurse. And almost all the times i just look at it and tell them the power plug wasnt on all the way and it wasnt properly charging or wont turn in when plugged to the wall. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZodiacSoldier 02/10/22 9:34:31 AM #44:	Garioshi posted... I teach college students LOL ok now I'm calling BS... if this is true, this would be so sad... --- Steam: ZodiacSolder // i5-8600K // Asus ROG STRIX Z370-E // EVGA RTX 2080 XC PSN: ZodiacSoldierJL // 3DS: 3797-9082-8623 // Switch: SW-6184-3549-7403 <cite>ZodiacSoldier posted [p:962527000] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>I teach college students</quote> LOL ok now I'm calling BS... if this is true, this would be so sad... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 02/10/22 9:36:38 AM #45:	ZodiacSoldier posted... LOL ok now I'm calling BS... if this is true, this would be so sad... Nah I believe it. I've only taught college students too. They were mostly 1st or 2nd year students and I guess they grew up with just tablets and smart phones --- https://i.imgur.com/6cPXvLN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/hVC4i6j.jpg <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:962527051] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>ZodiacSoldier posted... </cite> <quote>LOL ok now I'm calling BS... if this is true, this would be so sad...</quote>Nah I believe it. I've only taught college students too. They were mostly 1st or 2nd year students and I guess they grew up with just tablets and smart phones </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 02/10/22 9:38:26 AM #46:	Who knew computer literacy would be the next life skill to die --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:962527086] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Who knew computer literacy would be the next life skill to die </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 02/10/22 9:39:19 AM #47:	This topic makes me sad. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:962527103] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>This topic makes me sad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 02/10/22 9:40:39 AM #48:	I predicted this theyre also going to be slower at typing --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:962527136] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>I predicted this theyre also going to be slower at typing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 02/10/22 9:41:18 AM #49:	Jabodie posted... Who knew computer literacy would be the next life skill to die are you telling me I actually have value??! --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:962527153] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>Jabodie posted... </cite> <quote>Who knew computer literacy would be the next life skill to die</quote> are you telling me I actually have value??! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 02/10/22 9:43:06 AM #50:	VigorouslySwish posted... I predicted this theyre also going to be slower at typing We all fucking predicted this a decade ago, at least anyone who has used an iso did. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:962527192] in My student... [t:79890050]...</cite> <quote>VigorouslySwish posted... </cite> <quote>I predicted this theyre also going to be slower at typing</quote>We all fucking predicted this a decade ago, at least anyone who has used an iso did. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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