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ssj3vegeta
02/12/22 11:56:52 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/A0VAcCV.jpg

she will wear da same outfit too

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Lost_All_Senses
02/12/22 11:57:39 PM
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I played tennis once in my life. So, I have the advantage.

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UnfairRepresent
02/13/22 7:56:16 AM
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You'd beat her pretty quickly. Men usually beat women at tennis easily. That's why there's mixed doubles.

Tennis isn't really a sport that men can play women against even causually. Unlike sports like BB or soccer there isn't really a way to "go easy on her" you have to hit the ball or not.

Maybe use your non dominant hand I guess.

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gunplagirl
02/13/22 7:57:45 AM
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I'd never win a match
But I'd win in life

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cuttin_in_farm
02/13/22 7:58:43 AM
#5:


UnfairRepresent posted...
You'd beat her pretty quickly. Men usually beat women at tennis easily. That's why there's mixed doubles.

Tennis isn't really a sport that men can play women against even causually. Unlike sports like BB or soccer there isn't really a way to "go easy on her" you have to hit the ball or not.

Maybe use your non dominant hand I guess.

An unskilled tennis player will be hitting the ball out of bounds 90% of the time. She wont even have to do anything.

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mustachedmystic
02/13/22 8:01:33 AM
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Cant imagine shed be able to play very well in dat outfit.

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Guide
02/13/22 8:04:21 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Unlike sports like BB or soccer there isn't really a way to "go easy on her" you have to hit the ball or not.

Couldn't you hit it less hard, like pulling a punch?

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The Rogue Cobra
02/13/22 8:34:01 AM
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I'm game

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General-Secura
02/13/22 8:43:16 AM
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Those things will go flying out of that top immediately.
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Vegy
02/13/22 10:34:34 AM
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General-Secura posted...
Those things will go flying out of that top immediately.

Her tactic is to distract you

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voldothegr8
02/13/22 10:36:13 AM
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Vegy posted...


Her tactic is to distract you

And it would work hence I'd never win

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Crescente
02/13/22 10:40:30 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Cant imagine shed be able to play very well in dat outfit.

Why not?
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uwnim
02/13/22 10:47:13 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
An unskilled tennis player will be hitting the ball out of bounds 90% of the time. She wont even have to do anything.
Or just straight up missing the ball. I know I sure as hell wouldn't beat a competent female tennis player because I've never played tennis and wouldn't know how to actually reliably hit the ball or have it go where I want it to when I do hit it. Hell, the first game she'd probably win with nothing but service aces.

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Alteres
02/13/22 11:17:05 AM
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We had tennis courts in highschool and actually played during gym, I was decent but if she actually knew anything at all about what she was doing she would whoop my ass.

Weirdly I read the topic title as darts and was confused by the outfit and had to reread. Mandela effect in real time.

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SiO4
02/13/22 12:59:52 PM
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Is this a new DOA Spin-Off?

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Criminalt
02/13/22 1:01:56 PM
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We'll grow old together.

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PiOverlord
02/13/22 1:03:06 PM
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Dude, I don't even know how to hit the ball. She's gonna clobber me.

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