Lurker > Burnt_Puke82

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

You got your wish, cornman.

Snake won by 1 vote lol
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Popcorn_Fairy posted...

Snake wins! 88-87

Nice!
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Good movie
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Burnt_Puke82 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

@burnt_puke82 pls help

!_!

What am I helping ?_?

Snake! Please burnt I'll owe you one

The poll is IP restricted. (not that I would do that kind of thing anyway.....<_<)
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

@burnt_puke82 pls help

!_!

What am I helping ?_?
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

I'm having a serious case of dj vu right now
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

.SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

ZannoL posted...

Does she give good head?

classic CE response

lol yep

I love that it's the first response to the topic.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

https://twitter.com/SeclusiveBlue/status/962590573323542529
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chill02 posted...

Good shit.

Love Mudvayne's first album. I played the shit out of it when it first came out. I had no idea who they were until I saw the video for Dig on MTV2 late at night.
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jborgan posted...

lol

The slap heard round the world.

I like the guy in the background after the slap, "oh shit...oh shit"
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

I'll probably get SMB because I hate myself

SMB is definitely in my top 10 of yelling at my TV in frustration. Great game though.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

DocileOrangeCup
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

I decided to search "DocileOrangeCup" on google and went to images.

One of the first pics I see is Gavi. Seems like every time I search someones username there's a pic of Gavi right near the top.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

"What even happened to Eddie Murphy?" (talking to myself after watching Coming to America for the 1000th time in my life)
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

To "tussle" with you.

There's a CE waiting list. I'm way down the list right now.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

I'm on the waiting list for that.

You're too popular now. Everyone wants a piece of you.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

I'm gonna go microwave a watermelon and proceed to have my way with it.

I already have mine ready to go!


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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Dammit, I still liked to look up old topics once in awhile and to see my old shitposting topics.

I knew this day would come. ;_;
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.2.user=MambaGrillzYo/boards
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smoke_break posted...

What happened to Crimson Mamba?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.2.user=MambaGrillzYo/boards

Looks like she hasn't been to gfaqs since June of 2016
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

lol

This topic definitely got exponentially dumb...
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

bobtuse posted...

Going to the Bulls game with some friends.

Even though they'll probably get blown out by the Raptors that should still be a good time.

I haven't been to the UC in awhile. I need to get back to a game.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Couple weeks back.

Too much vodka.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

I guess some things on CE never change.

Also...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

D, final answer

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YoshitoKikuchi posted...

Calwings posted...

YoshitoKikuchi posted...

The Rockets are pretty good this year.

Being a "pretty good" basketball team compared to the Golden State Warriors right now is like being a "pretty good" sprinter compared to Usain Bolt. You're still going to get blown the fuck out unless they're having a really bad day, but when they're even close to their best, you don't stand a chance.

Rockets won the season series against the Warriors already.

So?

I want to see them get it done in the playoffs. This is the best Rockets team they've had in a long time, but still don't think they can beat the Warriors in a 7 game series.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Itachi157 posted...

synth_real posted...

Not surprised LA dumped him after blowing the World Series

https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/962416576547958784

dodgers were said to have offered in the same ballpark as cubs, but he picked chicago
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

synth_real posted...

Not surprised LA dumped him after blowing the World Series

They didn't though. They wanted him too.

They reportedly offered him a 6 year deal too, but it wasn't quite as good as the Cubs.
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Your_Moms_Bra posted...

lol
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Mikaela Shiffrin
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SpiralDrift posted...

Yes. One of the biggest disappointments of my life was sucking a nipple for the first time and sucking like my life depended on it and still nothing came out.

lmao
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Sorry, cornman, but I went limp as soon as entered the topic. It's all your fault.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

Giant cobs of corn in the anus
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

She has Steve Buscemi eyes. lol
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

This topic is why CE needs to exist tbh.
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AngelicTouch99 posted...

fan357 posted...

The best is when he and Chris are chasing the Russian through the snow and he just dissapears.

Chris: it could be HIM hunting US out there!
Paulie: With what, his cock?!

That episode had so many great lines. That one was my favorite lmao
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

19

Circuit City

It was deserted most of the time so I was mostly just walking around doing nothing.
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He doesn't even come here anymore. Just let this die already.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

It's like 10 degrees and snowing. It's too damn cold to get naked.

I'm also bundled up in a blanket.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.