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| Topic | ITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/14/17 11:56:04 PM #189 | F1rstBlood posted...
holy shit lmao Funniest thing I've seen on CE in a long time. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | North Korea fires missile towards Japan |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/14/17 7:11:41 PM #30 | SSJGrimReaper posted... I would have been disappointed if this wasn't posted. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | How many men have seen your penis? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/14/17 5:36:28 PM #37 | I can't really put an exact figure on it. A lot over the years, including some from cechat. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Can a person get pregnant if the guy finishes NEAR the opening? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/12/17 11:17:43 PM #20 | CedarPointcp posted... he got suspended for this post and topic? why? No, if he got suspended for this topic it wouldn't be here. This topic was made more than two hours ago so I assume he was shitposting somewhere else and got suspended. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Chicks with exploded assholes |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/12/17 3:50:41 PM #34 | Had a good laugh from the topic title. I know what you mean, but the visual I got when I read the topic title was a woman's asshole literally exploding. lol --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Pizza Hut threatens their employees if they evacuate Irma early. |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/11/17 11:11:15 PM #24 | lilORANG posted... cjsdowg posted...lilORANG posted...hottest chick I ever saw was a waitress at a pizza hut. I even saved the receipt I got after paying bc it had her name on it. Still have that shit. You weren't wrong. That really was the worst part... --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | LOL @ this ESPN sideline reporter. |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/11/17 11:08:51 PM #13 | TheDarkCircle posted... this feels like a local access broadcast of a high school game lol Pretty much what I was thinking too. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Downloading Stardew Valley. Any early game tips? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/10/17 4:41:32 AM #47 | I put so many hours into that damn game and I still feel like there's so much I haven't done. I'm afraid to start playing again because I know it'll completely devour all my free time. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Downloading Stardew Valley. Any early game tips? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/10/17 4:36:44 AM #42 | DreadedWave posted... thisisboris2 posted...best girl? I divorced her almost right away. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Bought Stephen King's 'The Stand' and 'Needful Things' |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/10/17 12:54:51 AM #16 | JlM posted... Burgess posted...Burnt_Puke82 posted...JlM posted...The Stand is so mother fucking good. Yep. :^) --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Favorite "Game of Thrones" villain? *Possible Spoilers* |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/10/17 12:53:24 AM #67 | DarthAragorn posted... He's not in them very much yet. But one of the preview chapters for Winds (if it ever comes) focuses on him a lot. I finally recently read that sample chapter and man, I forgot how fucked up Book Euron can be. Just plain evil. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Bought Stephen King's 'The Stand' and 'Needful Things' |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/10/17 12:23:11 AM #10 | JlM posted... The Stand is so mother fucking good. I didn't care for a certain part of the ending, but yeah just about everything else is fucking amazing. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Tell me if I'm being a huge bitch. |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/09/17 7:38:43 PM #58 | USANumber1 posted... I don't know what kappa face is. Not sure if you'd get banned, but you'd definitely would be modded. If you have a bad mod history and considering the age of your account you could possibly still get banned. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Tell me if I'm being a huge bitch. |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/09/17 7:02:43 PM #38 | Turbam posted... Lmao at "we hanging out?" lol --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Remember when RebelElite and Proudclad were friends? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/09/17 6:41:13 PM #5 | Every time proudclad comes back he gets banned right away. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | How fast is your internet? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/08/17 12:28:34 AM #23 | Fiber FTW --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | How fast is your internet? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/08/17 12:05:10 AM #18 |  --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | 2017 NFL Kickoff: Chiefs vs Patriots |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 11:33:38 PM #133 | Failed again on 4th down --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | So the Stephen King IT movie won't even have the sex orgy scene? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 9:29:27 PM #79 | Gamer99z posted... Keep in mind that King by his own admission was "coked out of his mind" when he wrote IT. He also said he didn't even remember writing Cujo he was so out of it. I think he also blames the drugs on The Tommyknockers being bad. I haven't got around to reading that one yet so I don't really know how bad it is. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | So the Stephen King IT movie won't even have the sex orgy scene? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 9:23:15 PM #75 | Zodd3224 posted... Banjo2553 posted...I kinda wonder if Pet Sematary had anything objectionable in the book. Bad opinion --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | how old are you? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 9:20:28 PM #41 | Gen_Lee_Enfield posted... 34 --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | 2017 NFL Kickoff: Chiefs vs Patriots |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 8:58:40 PM #58 | Well so much for this game. Spoke too soon. Chiefs with some hope maybe. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | 2017 NFL Kickoff: Chiefs vs Patriots |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 8:52:18 PM #43 | Alright, Chiefs. Don't roll over and die. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | The "Mom calls daughter bitch" topic hit 500 |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 8:38:24 PM #6 | giantblimpN7 posted... Gafemage posted...CruelBuffalo posted...Beat that ass Rachel! --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | 2017 NFL Kickoff: Chiefs vs Patriots |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 8:37:31 PM #21 | FINALLY!! Meaningful football --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Caution's NFL Pecks - ***Week 1*** |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/07/17 4:28:01 PM #2 | WEEK 1 Thursday, SEP. 7 Chiefs at Patriots Sunday, SEP. 10 Jets at Bills Falcons at Bears Ravens at Bengals Steelers at Browns Cardinals at Lions Jaguars at Texans Raiders at Titans Eagles at Redskins Colts at Rams Seahawks at Packers Panthers at 49ers Giants at Cowboys Monday, SEP. 11 Saints at Vikings Chargers at Broncos You should make this a weekly thing, TC. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Looks like Irma is coming over to fuck next week.... i hope she's gentle |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/06/17 12:18:53 AM #48 | 1NfamousACE_2 posted... I'm in Jacksonville I have a relative that's visiting from Jacksonville. She was supposed to go home this Saturday, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. I assume all flights for that area will be canceled by then. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: S |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/05/17 10:41:27 PM #41 | @Shinnokxz --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: R |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/02/17 11:09:18 PM #30 | @ReggieBush09 --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Guess MY middle name. |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/02/17 10:53:36 PM #18 | Since I'm friends with you on facebook I was hoping you listed your middle name too and I was going to cheat. >_> --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Are you ready to admit you regret you didn't vote for Hillary |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/02/17 2:46:12 PM #69 | M-Watcher posted... I don't regret it, my county went for Hillary, my state went for Hillary. My non-vote meant absolutely nothing. I live in Illinois so this. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | What's the last sporting event you went to? |
| Burnt_Puke82 09/01/17 7:44:26 PM #1 | Last one I went to was a Cubs game back in June. How about you? --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: Q |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/31/17 5:50:32 PM #10 | @QTx314159 --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Not so scumbag Mayweather donates $200 million |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/29/17 5:04:10 PM #59 | CADE FOSTER posted... smh fake news'd Sad! --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: O |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/28/17 11:09:01 PM #3 | Octans --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: N |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/28/17 10:42:35 PM #21 | ne14a6t9r --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | literally a new Game of Thrones episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/28/17 9:04:19 PM #340 | voldothegr8 posted... lol These are great. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | literally a new Game of Thrones episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/28/17 12:07:30 AM #245 | I'm expecting a ton of leaks coming over the the next few months. Spoilers are going to be everywhere. Fake and legit. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | literally a new Game of Thrones episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/27/17 10:38:58 PM #158 | SSJGrimReaper posted... has the 2019 return been confirmed No, not yet. It's probably likely though considering what they've been saying. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | literally a new Game of Thrones episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/27/17 8:36:53 PM #22 | Makeveli_lives posted... I'm calling Sansa dieing tonight. I too haven't seen any spoilers but it makes sense right. nah I don't see that happening. The whole Littlefinger storyline will probably end tonight. Whether that means him dying or something else, I don't know. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | literally a new Game of Thrones episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/27/17 5:55:34 PM #7 | Okay it's time for the Night King and his army to finally breach the Wall. It's been a long time coming. I haven't read any spoilers for the finale so I don't know what's coming, but the finale definitely seems like a good time for this. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Best CE User dat starts with da letter: M |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/27/17 2:04:37 AM #6 | Mr Sasquatch --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | Mayweather was going to win but calling a fight while |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/27/17 1:14:54 AM #17 | He couldn't even keep his hands up to protect himself anymore and he was taking shot after shot. Right call to stop it. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | McGregor fans in shambles lmao |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/27/17 1:07:22 AM #13 | devilminion posted... Burnt_Puke82 posted...What did McGregor say about Mexicans after the fight? I didn't catch all that. Oh okay, that's what I thought it was. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
| Topic | McGregor fans in shambles lmao |
| Burnt_Puke82 08/27/17 1:05:59 AM #11 | What did McGregor say about Mexicans after the fight? I didn't catch all that. --- Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that. ~ George Carlin https://i.imgur.com/SvbZh2N.gif |
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