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gna the true CE dating topic hero, he keeps this topic from being purged

These apps are so white dominated. I live in Toronto for fucksake. One of the most diverse cities in the world. I think 7/10 profiles are white. Do colored girls not use apps?

Coolppl Owns posted...

Blue_Popo posted...

Me: "O why is your dad so strict on you, you are 28"

Girl I met: "I fucked up hard, twice"

Me: "Want to share"

Girl: "I hooked up with a guy when I was 19 and got pregnant. It happened again when I was 22"

Me: -_-

Found out she had kids when I met her. She was definitely down to make baby number 3. There was no mention on her profile nor did she ever mention them

run the other way

I'm having the worst fucking luck. I'm meeting girls that actually like me but they are all either catfish (and yes I do my fucking research, follow them on insta, see full body pictures and pictures of their teeth in smiles) or they have very questionable circumstances (kids, dated guys with STIs, are just cheating on their boyfriends and worse).

The few girls that are attractive and have their shit together have been so dull personality wise.

I have dates on sunday and monday. One of them better be good

emblem boy posted...

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emblem boy posted...

Blue_Popo posted...

gna647 posted...

Would Halloween girl be that's good at sex though?

If you played your cards right you would have found out


As for me, this smoking hot 47 year old has been talking to me on OKC (I'm 26), she has a daughter my age (also smoking hot)

I feel like this is my chance to make one of those incest porno titles a reality

Bro. You gotta do it for CE. When one of us fucks, we all fuck

Emblem Bo...Man, promise me if this is a tag team situation you will come through. You are sexperienced now, your training was for this moment

our wangs must never touch though...in fact we shouldn't touch

It's too late now though, I'm taken.
If also be a disappointment in the sex department and turn off the girls

That's what I need. It may make me look good, or I might make you look good. Like you said, when one fucks, we all fuck

Me: "O why is your dad so strict on you, you are 28"

Girl I met: "I fucked up hard, twice"

Me: "Want to share"

Girl: "I hooked up with a guy when I was 19 and got pregnant. It happened again when I was 22"

Me: -_-

Found out she had kids when I met her. She was definitely down to make baby number 3. There was no mention on her profile nor did she ever mention them

emblem boy posted...

Blue_Popo posted...

gna647 posted...

Would Halloween girl be that's good at sex though?

If you played your cards right you would have found out


As for me, this smoking hot 47 year old has been talking to me on OKC (I'm 26), she has a daughter my age (also smoking hot)

I feel like this is my chance to make one of those incest porno titles a reality

Bro. You gotta do it for CE. When one of us fucks, we all fuck

Emblem Bo...Man, promise me if this is a tag team situation you will come through. You are sexperienced now, your training was for this moment

our wangs must never touch though...in fact we shouldn't touch

gna647 posted...

Would Halloween girl be that's good at sex though?

If you played your cards right you would have found out


As for me, this smoking hot 47 year old has been talking to me on OKC (I'm 26), she has a daughter my age (also smoking hot)

I feel like this is my chance to make one of those incest porno titles a reality

JustMyOpinion posted...

Are you gonna let us know every time you have sex?

This guy lets us know every time he misses a girl

Something actually happening is note worthy in his mind

TheGoldenEel posted...

talking to some chick on bumble who's taken like 2-3 days to respond each time -_-

she's cute though, seems my type. should i just ask for her number?

reply 2-3 days late yourself, always reply at their pace or slower

Look at this tough guy

I do agree he should have done WAAAAY more research before eating her out if all she said it was it's ok

There is no right or wrong decision when it comes to sex and a girl you like who has an STD. I also would not have and have decided against it in the past. I don't think it is right to flame him for making his decision, he seems to be aware enough of the consequences.

Got ghosted by a girl I just met over the weekend, we met at a club. She kissed me (not me kiss her). Even yesterday she was giving me all of these compliments. Today I find no reply to the last message and I am blocked on instagram and whatsapp, assuming regular text as well

JustMyOpinion posted...

gna647 posted...

Drove 4 hours to her parents wedding this weekend

Met her family, kinda crazy but they're real chill. Her dad is in a biker crew, her mom is real nice. Wedding reception was fucking wild. Very spanish, everyone drunk. My girlfriend got really drunk and high

Attractive, dark, suave dude who's good at dancing tried to get with her in front of me at the wedding.
She told me he's liked her for the longest time but shes not interested in him and told me to put my arms around her next time he tries to talk to her. So thats what i did. Apparently this guy has been showing up to her family gatherings for years just to try to impress her parents and get with her. Whatever.

Her parents let her sleep with me while i was staying there which was cool. Horny the entire fucking time because her boobs and ass are real nice and she looked gorgeous during the wedding.

Anyways her family added me on facebook and told her I was a keeper. She introduced me to everyone as "her boyfriend."

also took her to carlsbad caverns.

and she said "I love you" for the first time.....in spanish.


i think this is going to turn out to be a long term relationship. Is been a good weekend.

An I love you in like a month? Dag yo.

That isn't a good sign imo

cuttin_in_farm posted...

Gonna try my hand at this seriously.

For guys with actual results, how important is the first message?

I don't feel like cycling through profiles that are nonexistent or inaccurate just to make a personalized first message if it'll go ignored often.

if they put no effort into their profile, I put no effort into my first reply but if they have stuff there. You are better off building a message around that

JustMyOpinion posted...

Blue_Popo posted...

JustMyOpinion posted...

Dodged a bullet I'd say. Although to be fair, when people cancelled on me I usually assumed the excuse was BS as the vast majority made no effort to reschedule.

I straight up asked her which day she is free next

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/070/061/d96.jpg

We went on a date, she was cute, seemed like a nice person, wasn't particularly interesting. I didn't even really plan on messaging again but figured I might as well give her a shot to be interesting or open up

JustMyOpinion posted...

Dodged a bullet I'd say. Although to be fair, when people cancelled on me I usually assumed the excuse was BS as the vast majority made no effort to reschedule.

I straight up asked her which day she is free next

So I cancelled on a girl for today, yesterday. Told her I had family coming over and over 24 hours notice. Puts up an instagram post with #single #toogoodforeveryoneapparently #needarealman and then I am unfollowed later in the day. I am actually happy with this

What's tinder's pattern based on? I noticed I wasn't getting matches anymore, so I gave my prospects my number and started a new account. Now I'm at 10 matches in one day again

EMBLEM MAN

EMBLEM MAN

EMBLEM MAN

EMBLEM MAN

EMBLEM MAN

*sheds man tear*

So this girl that randomly followed me on instagram (no connection online or offline) a couple of days ago invited me to this club. I went and had a great time. We even kissed at the end. She was actually really pretty, a little darker in person but I actually kind of like that. We're going for a dog walk tomorrow.

ArchangelBaruch posted...

I just discovered that people go for the kiss at the end of the first date.

My brain imploded thinking about that.

Yeah a bad idea unless there were very evident signs. One time was when a girl was holding my hand during the date. From my experience girls tend to be nice overall, so I wouldn't interpret their kindness as them liking you

dragnmaninferno posted...

After how many dates do you guys usually bang the other person?

No number, all dependent on the girl. Some will bang day 1, others take not dates but months

mrtopgoon327 posted...

gna647 posted...

Nice ass and boobs
Pretty face
Cleans the place
Cooks for me
Sex is great, she has a high sex drive

I'm dumb if I don't stick with this chick

Herps
Plus you don't know her yet. Every girl does little extra bullshit in the beginning. Your getting yourself attached already.

Well there you go.

This girl invited me out to a club tonight, she randomly followed me on insta, we have no connections but she is hot. Thing is I am terrible when it comes to clubbing

He's already forsaken life for booty

okcupid/Tinder/online dating /regular dating general topic X- RIP Halloween girl guy

This girl I have no connection with from any app or anything started following me on insta when she saw a mutual friend like my pic, she was super hot so I messaged. We are already talking about going out ^_^

gna647 posted...

So when we we're fucking she tried pulling my head down so I could go down on her

idk if genital herpes can transfer to oral. But I stopped her for a moment and said "is this safe to do?"
and she said yeah its safe. So I just did it

dunno if thats 100% true or not. Lowkey worried.

you are already dead

emblem boy posted...

TheGoldenEel posted...

Oh hey these are still going

Did I miss anything

No more Halloween girl for @gna647
@coolppl Owns Has a wifey
I've been seeing a girl for a month now.

single AF

Went on a date last night and her profile said she can be very dry and blunt. She was but straight up said I was cool, she's going away for a month today. Hopefully she remembers me when she gets back

JustMyOpinion posted...

OctilIery posted...

So, opinion time: At what point am I a dick for still being on OKC?

I found a cool girl on there, we've had a couple good dates now, but we're not in a relationship or exclusive. Still messaging girls on OKC(though admittedly, some of them I'm strictly interested in friends), just to keep myself from mentally focusing on the one girl. Dick move or no? >.>;

It's all good until you both agree you're exclusive.

This

That said if you like this girl and want to take it to the next step, deleting OKC might impress her and make her feel better about you

Yesterday tinder glitched my boost. Last time I was in downtown toronto I used a boost in the same area with the same pics and had 120 matches. Yesterday I got 0 -_-

If anyone is keeping up with my story, the girl that catfished me just commented on this picture I uploaded on instagram with "you're so cute, it's too bad you didn't like me *monkey covering eyes emoji*"

Why? What does this even accomplish besides making things even more awkward

for first time it might be easier if she is on top

EnragedSlith posted...

Blue_Popo posted...

Went on a quick date today. Girl kept telling me she thought I was sexy, and she called herself sexy but I got catfished again -_-

This is another one where I saw enough clear pics and she didn;t look as good

Happens, man. Always sucks, but it happens. I tend to try to look them up on social media for this reason

Have her on instagram, this was unavoidable. Most people would see her on instagram and think she is pretty. clear pics, body shots, smiles but uhhhh. Fuck her, her filters and angles. Nice person though

mach25687 posted...

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JustMyOpinion posted...

mach25687 posted...

emblem boy posted...

mach25687 posted...

I had tinder for three months and still haven't got a match :(

What's are your pics?
Have you double checked that you don't have some weird option turned on in the Settings? Like maybe you have it set to show yourself to guys or something

Here the main pic of me https://imgur.com/a/h96X3

Why would you do myspace angles in a bathroom as your main pic?

This pic is terrible and that has nothing to do with how you look. Make it clear, not in a fucking washroom, and not a selfie

So what type of pic should I take?

Get one that's landscape taken by someone else and gets you at least belly up, smile, have good lighting

Went on a quick date today. Girl kept telling me she thought I was sexy, and she called herself sexy but I got catfished again -_-

This is another one where I saw enough clear pics and she didn;t look as good

JustMyOpinion posted...

mach25687 posted...

emblem boy posted...

mach25687 posted...

I had tinder for three months and still haven't got a match :(

What's are your pics?
Have you double checked that you don't have some weird option turned on in the Settings? Like maybe you have it set to show yourself to guys or something

Here the main pic of me https://imgur.com/a/h96X3

Why would you do myspace angles in a bathroom as your main pic?

This pic is terrible and that has nothing to do with how you look. Make it clear, not in a fucking washroom, and not a selfie

emblem boy posted...

mach25687 posted...

I had tinder for three months and still haven't got a match :(

What's are your pics?
Have you double checked that you don't have some weird option turned on in the Settings? Like maybe you have it set to show yourself to guys or something

take new pics. 3 out of 4 of my pics my mom took

dragnmaninferno posted...

Popo is hot. That can be intimidating

I know your ass called me poop >:0

People here said I'm good looking and most of my matches don't talk or conversations die out quick. So yeah, it sucks


I guess since everyone updates their dating life in this topic I'll update mine, this girl I was reluctant on messaging after our first date has been texting a lot and she's pretty cool. I noticed she is very reserved and doesn't show emotion quick, her stories hinted at it. I asked her out again and she is down. She is actually pretty hot

emblem boy posted...

Blue_Popo posted...

Tanoomba posted...

You gotta strike while the iron's hot, before another smithy comes along and strikes it repeatedly.

This lol

One step at a time, get her top half naked at least and suck her boobs like you are trying to draw some milk out of them, she'll get wet and then you put in

Bruh...

kiss neck too, but don't leave a mark, you're an adult. Rub the v, touch booty. you got this fam

Follow these steps and she'll literally whisper in your ears "fuck me Emblem boy"

Tanoomba posted...

You gotta strike while the iron's hot, before another smithy comes along and strikes it repeatedly.

This lol

One step at a time, get her top half naked at least and suck her boobs like you are trying to draw some milk out of them, she'll get wet and then you put in

1337toothbrush posted...

Get on your knees and beg for it. Make it clear that you'll do anything for that one percent.

but what if he wants me to do that anything

Feline_Heart posted...

Beg him for some extra credit thing that'll give you enough points to pass. Anyway, you should've been aiming higher than 16/50 in the first place

I did, everyone did. A girl who is a straight A student only beat me by 1 point, she went in with an A and came out with a C, it seems to be the same case for everyone

Coolppl Owns posted...

lmao

you cant just do butt sex regularly though xd

If my options are regular butt secks, frustration or herpes, I choose regular butt secks

mrtopgoon327 posted...

gna647 posted...

Making out got pretty intense last night lol

Started taking off her shirt and bra and got her moaning.

Frustrating how we can't have sex though so we just kinda grind with our clothes on? Biggest tease


Mannnn sex with her would be amazing >___>

If you're gonna keep seeing this girl why don't you do some fucking research you dweeb. I personally wouldn't risk it but you can have sex with someone with herpes as long as they aren't having an outbreak. There's always a chance of them having a little one you don't notice but if you're never gonna have sex with her why even bother dealing with her in the first place. Just find someone you like who doesn't have herpes. I doubt she is expecting to never have sex with you if you guys are together long term.

Can you transfer herpes through butt secks? If not, there you go.

Coolppl Owns posted...

I've been with my girl for just about 8 months now and I cross between feeling she's gonna be my wifey with 3 kids someday but also wary that things could end at any time. I think that's the key difference between me now and me during my first few relationships. Hoping for the best.

Do everything in your power to make sure the first option happens but be prepared for the second one just in case

Anyways going into the exam I had a 67. The final is worth 50%, All I needed was 16/50 and I got 15. I have 6 classes, the rest are all well above passing. The semester had a shakeup and our professor switched half way because of reasons to a guy who just started teaching. All of our professors gave us 2 weeks ahead final reviews that were better than this guys. This guy didn't even write the exam (some other prof who has nothing to do with our class) and his review was 4 days before a 50% exam and it basically said "study everything". Now this was my last semester and I have to come back another semester for 1 class which I failed by 1 percent because of some new professor who didn't even write his own exam. Everyone found the exam to be stupid, it just consisted of 5 questions that were very specific. Most people dropped greatly after the final.

I actually had a few job opportunities lined up too. Do you guys think I can petition this? I spoke to him and all he said is "your concerns have been noted"

Also can't you still get BJ and do butsecks?

gna647 posted...

So since you guys don't know her or what she looks like I think it's safe to say on here


We've been sleeping over at each others places for weeks now. And the other day I asked her if she considered us exclusive.
And she said yes, but then she came out to me and told me she has genital herpes.


Which explains why she never wants to have sex with me.

Played it as cool as possible and told her I still like her a lot and would like to keep seeing her.

So yeah right now I'm still kinda torn. I did my research and I know the risks and obstacles that comes with dating someone with it. I feel like it's incredibly shallow if I tell her it won't work, because I still like her a lot and we've been getting comfortable with each other. And I can tell she's developing feelings for me.

I mean, i want to stick with her and see what happens but I'm going to abstain from sex. Because I still enjoy spending time with her. And she asked if I can go with her to her mothers wedding.

It's a lot to take in especially when I just started dating her. But I mean, it was probably really hard for her to tell me.

ouch, that sucks. I wouldn't judge you badly for stopping but good on you for continuing, chances are if you continue to be with her it's going to be a long term thing because she'll like you more

emblem boy posted...

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emblem boy posted...

Blue_Popo posted...

Look fresh one day, snap a good selfie with good lighting and angle, then when a girl asks for a selfie send that

This guy fucks

What lol

Who looks their best all the time?

?
I'm saying you know how the game works, hence, you fuck a lot

When you play the game of hoes, you fuck or you die