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TopicTomb Raider 2013 was such a great game
Benderill0
11/22/20 6:17:32 PM
#6
DrizztLink posted...
https://youtu.be/xCe8-1dbXZc
This episode of clueless gamer couldn't have been made today

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TopicTomb Raider 2013 was such a great game
Benderill0
11/22/20 6:08:14 PM
#3
It was really good, kept going downhill from there

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TopicWho thought this flag design was a good idea?
Benderill0
11/22/20 6:02:55 PM
#3
bump

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TopicCrossCode is good yeah?
Benderill0
11/22/20 5:56:22 PM
#3
Yes, it's very good

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TopicPakistan Foreign Minister compares France to Nazis; Muslims to Jews
Benderill0
11/22/20 5:42:38 PM
#3
Well, they can stop immigrating to France any time they want

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TopicWho thought this flag design was a good idea?
Benderill0
11/22/20 12:40:22 PM
#1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xicanx

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TopicHalfway into an opera...
Benderill0
11/21/20 8:23:16 PM
#2
Same for black metal

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Topicdamn that's a fat ass
Benderill0
11/21/20 12:37:19 PM
#4
To be fair, that was a fat ass

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Topici wish this castle were my wang
Benderill0
11/20/20 9:38:34 PM
#2
Well, the size is about right

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TopicWould you fuck her?
Benderill0
11/20/20 6:37:30 PM
#4
I got diabetes from looking at that pic

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TopicIs it gay to cry during a poop?
Benderill0
11/20/20 4:24:52 PM
#18
R1masher posted...
No, but smushing it back in might be
https://i.imgur.com/r7w4d.jpg

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TopicI don't understand the whole "Covid has a 99.98% survival rate" thing
Benderill0
11/20/20 3:28:06 PM
#3
Looks like you just suck at math

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TopicThere's an actual guide to simping
Benderill0
11/20/20 2:40:01 PM
#13
Biden's America

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TopicHow the FUCK is there not a Dead Space reboot yet?
Benderill0
11/20/20 2:06:24 PM
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EA's doing a Mass Effect trilogy remaster, I'd expect the same for Dead Space eventually. I mean, it'd be easy money

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TopicAre gamers being targeted?
Benderill0
11/20/20 9:58:57 AM
#1
nvidia releases new GPUs: impossible to find stock anywhere

amd releases new GPUs: impossible to find stock anywhere

next-gen consoles released: impossible to find stock anywhere

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TopicI can smell your damn feet from here
Benderill0
11/19/20 11:36:54 PM
#2
He's not a very good actor

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TopicSidney Powell - President Trump won by a landslide. We are going to prove it.
Benderill0
11/19/20 11:29:56 PM
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Spoilers: they're not gonna prove it

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TopicMarvel's Avengers has now lost 98% of it's players on Steam
Benderill0
11/19/20 10:45:14 PM
#37
Darmik posted...
For funsies lets look at how Avengers compare to some other games

Avengers - 480 playing 8 minutes ago
Gears 5 - 494 playing 8 minutes ago
Destiny 2 - 116,466 playing 14 minutes ago
Mass Effect Andromeda - 546 playing 11 minutes ago
Dragon Age Inquisition - 751 playing 13 minutes ago
Grounded - 1,096 playing 14 minutes ago
Batman Arkham Knight - 754 playing 14 minutes ago
Final Fantasy XV - 539 playing 14 minutes ago
MGSV - 1,335 playing 15 minutes ago
Epic

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TopicDigital Foundry: AC Valhalla runs 15% WORSE on XSX than on PS5
Benderill0
11/19/20 9:41:10 PM
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2020 game on next-gen consoles and looks worse than a previous game in the series on PC, released 6 years before. Fucking LMAO

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TopicMarvel's Avengers has now lost 98% of it's players on Steam
Benderill0
11/19/20 8:17:10 PM
#24
Spooking posted...
The comic book era is coming to an end.
About time

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TopicYou HAVE to be ANTI-Racist!
Benderill0
11/19/20 4:51:55 PM
#5
What if I'm a non-practicing racist?

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TopicLook at the females in this video
Benderill0
11/19/20 11:42:13 AM
#6
DrBaldhead posted...
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
You'll do it and you'll like it

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TopicLook at the females in this video
Benderill0
11/19/20 9:07:20 AM
#3
Choco posted...
shut the fuck up all your posts are bad
You seem shook, brethren

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TopicLook at the females in this video
Benderill0
11/19/20 9:03:46 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/ua95fPR6HC8

This is what real women look like

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Topicfull TGA 2020 nominee list for each category
Benderill0
11/19/20 8:51:25 AM
#13
GiftedACIII posted...
Isnt Among Us technically 2 years ago?
You're expecting integrity from the fucking game awards? It's popular now so fuck it, throw it in

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TopicWhy can't games nowadays have writing of this caliber? (spoilers for Deus Ex)
Benderill0
11/18/20 9:55:15 PM
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apolloooo posted...
I can name half dozen games better written than deus ex made after 2015.
Whoa, 6 whole games in 5 years?? Are you sure you can name that many???

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TopicWhy can't games nowadays have writing of this caliber? (spoilers for Deus Ex)
Benderill0
11/18/20 8:42:02 PM
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MORPHEUS
JC Denton. 23 years old. No residence. No ancestors. No employer. No --

JC DENTON
How do you know who I am?

MORPHEUS
I must greet each visitor with a complete summary of his file. I am a prototype for a much larger system.

JC DENTON
What else do you know about me?

MORPHEUS
Everything that can be known.

JC DENTON
Go on. Do you have proof about my ancestors?

MORPHEUS
You are a planned organism, the offspring of knowledge and imagination rather than of individuals.

JC DENTON
I'm engineered. So what? My brother and I suspected as much while we were growing up.

MORPHEUS
You are carefully watched by many people. The unplanned organism is a question asked by Nature and answered by death. You are another kind of question with another kind of answer.

JC DENTON
Are you programmed to invent riddles?

MORPHEUS
I am a prototype for a much larger system. The heuristics language developed by Dr. Everett allows me to convey the highest and most succinct tier of any pyramidal construct of knowledge.

JC DENTON
How about a report on yourself?

MORPHEUS
I was a prototype for Echelon IV. My instructions are to amuse visitors with information about themselves.

JC DENTON
I don't see anything amusing about spying on people.

MORPHEUS
Human beings feel pleasure when they are watched. I have recorded their smiles as I tell them who they are.

JC DENTON
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.

MORPHEUS
The need to be observed and understood was once satisfied by God. Now we can implement the same functionality with data-mining algorithms.

JC DENTON
Electronic surveillance hardly inspired reverence. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverence.

MORPHEUS
God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgment, and punishment. Other sentiments toward them were secondary.

JC DENTON
No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera.

MORPHEUS
The human organism always worships. First it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgment of others), next it will be the self-aware systems you have built to realize truly omnipresent observation and judgment.

JC DENTON
You underestimate humankind's love of freedom.

MORPHEUS
The individual desires judgment. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilization.

The human being created civilization not because of a willingness but because of a need to be assimilated into higher orders of structure and meaning. God was a dream of good government.

You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands. I was made to assist you. I am a prototype of a much larger system.

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TopicImagine breeding her
Benderill0
11/18/20 3:59:51 PM
#51
lmao, TC's suspended again? Dude must've really pissed off the mods

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TopicWhy does Zuckerberg look more like an alien everytime he shows up?
Benderill0
11/18/20 2:49:45 PM
#8
He literally looks like an android

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TopicEvery bon appetit video since they came back has a person of color in it
Benderill0
11/17/20 7:27:54 PM
#25
brotrrwinner posted...
SJW: "Look at this scale from 1 to 100. It's preposterous! it's at 90 when it should be at 50, a nice, middle ground!"

Rational person: "So, should we bring it down to 50?"

SJW: "No. Bring it down to 1"
lol, too true

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TopicKit Kat has gone off the deep end
Benderill0
11/14/20 9:26:58 AM
#4
That's child's play if you're in Japan

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TopicMods are asleep post milk trucks
Benderill0
11/14/20 6:17:08 AM
#66
https://i.imgur.com/eFB2mYx.gif

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Topicblack metal appreciation topic
Benderill0
11/13/20 1:30:09 PM
#2
Fanisk - Noontide

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TopicUK: China has broken HK treaty; considering sanctions
Benderill0
11/12/20 1:07:28 PM
#8
SPOILER: the UK ain't gonna do shit

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TopicPolice have grapple hooks
Benderill0
11/12/20 9:11:47 AM
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As long as they don't use it on black people, it's fine

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TopicStar Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order is now on EA PLAY. Have you played it?
Benderill0
11/12/20 8:08:43 AM
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I tried playing it but the game stutters every now and then (when loading new areas) and this can't be mitigated at all, not even if installed on a very fast SSD. So I said "fuck it"

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TopicWalnuts look like brains.
Benderill0
11/12/20 12:43:37 AM
#3
*eats cashews*

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TopicWhen Developers get the new UNREAL ENGINE, then this Gen begins
Benderill0
11/11/20 10:53:15 PM
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I think this is the first generation that comes out without an actual line-up of games lmao

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TopicLas Vegas: Woman arrested in death of own daughters
Benderill0
11/11/20 10:51:40 PM
#4
Damn, why she gotta be black?

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TopicEva Longoria apologizes for calling Latina women the real heroines of election
Benderill0
11/11/20 4:16:49 AM
#2
Good.

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TopicUbisoft apologizes for ableist language in Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Benderill0
11/11/20 4:16:00 AM
#2
Good

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TopicIf nudes of AOC from her college days leaked would you look at them
Benderill0
11/10/20 9:49:18 AM
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Based on that dancing video, yes I would, even though she looks terrible now

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TopicSiri asked about President, she says Kamala Harris...
Benderill0
11/09/20 11:24:03 PM
#2
When you're right, you're right

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TopicImagine if dis woman was a hella active CEposter on CE
Benderill0
11/08/20 4:40:17 PM
#2
Just the tip

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