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TopicRepublicans are more likely to show up if you can only vote on one day
Aristoph
10/19/20 4:06:00 PM
#3
lilORANG posted...
congregating in crowded areas during a pandemic is the opposite of patriotism tbh.

I'm voting in person on election day. Not because I like the idea of being around a bunch of ignorant fucks who might get me sick, but because I can see the writing on the wall and I want to make absolutely sure my vote counts and isn't questioned. The risk is worth it, to me, to do what I can to get the orange turd out of office as quickly and smoothly as possible.

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Topicpet owners: if your pet transformed into a human for a day would you fuck himher
Aristoph
10/19/20 4:28:28 AM
#10
Webbernet posted...
Unless you have a turtle your pet is probably an underage human

I mean, we could be going on the idea of "this pet is 10 and they normally live for 20 years, so they'd be middle-aged in human form."

Just once it'd be nice if this place wouldn't immediately jump to the creepiest possible scenario, y'know? Though I'll grant you this probably isn't the best topic to give the benefit of the doubt to...

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TopicWait, is this true? This messed with my brain. I thought I was having a stroke.
Aristoph
10/18/20 8:46:28 PM
#5
TopicImagine being the Browns
Aristoph
10/18/20 3:53:39 PM
#7
I'll just keep repeating myself: this team is going to continue to suck as long as Haslam owns the team.

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TopicHave you ever installed a sex mod for a video game?
Aristoph
10/18/20 1:23:40 PM
#3
If I get a game and it has a nude mod, I'm using it.

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TopicLmao so apple seriously are selling phones without charger?
Aristoph
10/17/20 1:14:54 PM
#11
whitelytning posted...
So long as it's the same charger that people already have I don't see the issue.

(I'm an android user and don't have a single apple product)

Except, for the most part, you can't. They switch the cable to a usb-C for all of them this year, and the only people who got a usb-C charger were the people who bought the pro version of last year's phone. Otherwise everyone still has that proprietary garbage.

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Topic13 year old girls
Aristoph
10/16/20 3:40:28 AM
#7
Riev posted...
getting railed by chad

Good for her. She was a sweet girl. We only broke up because we weren't going to be able to see each other again for quite a while and long distance was even harder back before smart phones.

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Topic13 year old girls
Aristoph
10/16/20 2:14:39 AM
#3
Strangely...my old girlfriend Nikki from when we were 12-13. I haven't thought about her in years. Wonder what she's up to?

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TopicHave you ever had gas station pizza?
Aristoph
10/11/20 7:42:30 PM
#14
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
All ours carry the Hunt Brothers Pizza brand.

Never had it but it appears to be good.

Most of the guys at work have it like three times a week.

The station I used to work at had Hunt Brothers. That stuff was surprisingly good. I'd occasionally just make a pizza for myself on slow nights.

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Topicthe hot woman across from you is wearing a skirt and you can see EVERYTHING
Aristoph
10/09/20 11:26:30 PM
#13
Enjoy the view without being a creep and staring.

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TopicThe Avengers game doesn't seem to be doing great
Aristoph
10/09/20 9:19:39 PM
#66
Makeveli_lives posted...
Spiderman was amazing despite not using the likeness of any actor.

It's also not a Games as a Service title.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...


You know the Avengers exist outside of the movies, right?

You're not actually going to try and claim that this game wasn't 100% intended to milk off the hype from the MCU, are you?

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TopicThe Avengers game doesn't seem to be doing great
Aristoph
10/09/20 1:50:55 AM
#15
ImAMarvel posted...
I'm amazed that they screwed it up as hard as it did. Marvel should print money in 2020 and considering how big the movies are, you'd think the devs would be more inspired.

I lost all interest the moment I saw that they weren't actually using the movies' actors for the character likenesses. That made it instantly clear to me that they were being as cheap as possible and it was going to be a pure garbage cash-grab. Games as a Service can work well, especially in a universe as expansive as Marvel's, but it takes actual effort and investment that they obviously weren't willing to put in.

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TopicTrump says no to helping out Americans with stimulus
Aristoph
10/06/20 5:16:39 PM
#96
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I didnt see any meet in the middle stuff, my bad. Just going off that stuff posted in the OP.

Which, sadly, is why it works. That's the reason Trump gets away with this shit. His base is too lazy and/or stupid to actually look into anything. They take everything they see at face value without any critical thinking skills. There's a reason the only demographic Trump wins is uneducated white people. The problem is that uneducated white people have disproportionately more power than they should.

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TopicI just reported Trumps tweet calling for an 'Army for Trump to do Poll Watching'
Aristoph
10/06/20 1:39:31 PM
#15
Evening_Dragon posted...


It's not The Army, though. Also, it is illegal.

At what point have you gotten the impression that Trump cares about the legality of things he does?

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TopicMy Browns should be 3-1 after today. So, when's the season cancelled?
Aristoph
10/04/20 4:25:28 PM
#13
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
Cancelled? This ain't the XFL.

The Browns aren't allowed to have a good season. Something is going to get in the way and fuck it up. If it's not just the Browns themselves. They certainly tried to collapse today.

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TopicMy Browns should be 3-1 after today. So, when's the season cancelled?
Aristoph
10/04/20 4:20:42 PM
#9
Fuckin' hell, finally they came down with one. I lost count of how many balls went through Browns' players hands.

This was such a sloppy game, but a win is a win. We'll take it.

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TopicLol @ The Cowboys....
Aristoph
10/04/20 4:15:33 PM
#19
TomNook20 posted...
? That only contributed to making it even more embarrassing for the boys. Offsides, blocked the attempt, then allowed cleveland to recover it in the endzone. What a shitshow lol

Oh, I thought you were referring to the actual kick itself being a terrible attempt. Like "how do they let it get blocked in the first place?"

Yeah, the Cowboys sucked hard on that play across the board.

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TopicLol @ The Cowboys....
Aristoph
10/04/20 4:11:56 PM
#16
TomNook20 posted...
lolololol @ that extra point attempt

In fairness, it was blocked because the guy that blocked it was offside.

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TopicLol @ The Cowboys....
Aristoph
10/04/20 4:11:09 PM
#14
This is just the most clusterfuck 4th quarter in history. What is even happening right now??

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TopicMy Browns should be 3-1 after today. So, when's the season cancelled?
Aristoph
10/04/20 4:09:32 PM
#7
Well I think we can safely say OBJ just silenced a LOT of critics with that play.

What an insane 4th quarter this has been. I don't even know what to think right now. O_o

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TopicMy Browns should be 3-1 after today. So, when's the season cancelled?
Aristoph
10/04/20 4:02:55 PM
#5
And here we go.......

Browns are about to Brown, aren't they?

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TopicMy Browns should be 3-1 after today. So, when's the season cancelled?
Aristoph
10/04/20 3:02:18 PM
#3
Well they lost Chubb this game. If they were playing anybody other than the lolboys they'd be in trouble.

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TopicThe Trolley Problem
Aristoph
10/03/20 10:54:35 PM
#173
I saw this topic and figured it was just gonna be another math trolling debate.

I'm glad I finally decided to check. ^_^

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TopicRemember when Wayfair was selling children?
Aristoph
10/03/20 9:53:09 PM
#2
Yeah, people tend to forget about stupid conspiracy theories with no substantiation whatsoever pretty quickly once it's no longer convenient for them.

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TopicThis VTuber fad is probably the worst thing to ever come out of the internet
Aristoph
10/03/20 9:51:16 PM
#35
ChocoboMogALT posted...
Feels far less creepy for the person playing and the person watching and lets people just enjoy.

.....uwotm8?

That shit's 1000x creepier than just watching normal people play video games.

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TopicWhich video games are you playing right now, CE?
Aristoph
10/03/20 9:43:55 PM
#48
Destiny 2 - My main game, as I've got a bunch of friends I play with regularly. In a bit of a lull at the moment waiting for Beyond Light in November.
Rocket League - Probably my #2. Played a ton a while ago but fell off when I found my D2 group. With the f2p switch, I convinced a bunch of them to try it out and we've been having a blast.
Horizon Zero Dawn - Just picked it up for the 2nd time today, haven't played it yet. I had it for PS4 when it first came out but I got sidetracked about 25% of the way through and just never got back to it. Looking forward to killing the rest of the month playing it while waiting for D2's expansion.

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TopicDoomsday planes are in the air.
Aristoph
10/02/20 3:36:04 PM
#13
Of all the things to be fearmongering about right now, this is surprisingly not one of them.

It's standard procedure. And it's actually a good thing. If the person in charge of the nation's defenses is suddenly incapacitated, it's best to have a means of maintaining the defenses until there's someone back at the helm, no? If Trump died and suddenly the country had no way of controlling or organizing the nuclear arsenal, well that's just a window where M.A.D. deterrence is no longer in play. And that's a gamble that I don't think anybody actually wants to take.

Of course, the chances of anybody in the world actually taking advantage of that window are infinitesimally slim. But it's not zero. So best to have a plan in place.

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TopicYour reaction: No_U_L7 releases a sex tape with Taylor swift
Aristoph
10/02/20 1:13:14 PM
#5
My reaction would be simple:

"C, final answer."

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TopicDo you think Trump will overcome Covid-19?
Aristoph
10/02/20 4:00:01 AM
#6
Considering the medical care that he'll have access to, yeah. I expect the vast majority of people would be fine with that kind of care.

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TopicConservatives: "SHAME ON ALL OF YOU"
Aristoph
10/02/20 2:39:54 AM
#8
lincoln002 posted...
leader

Using that term pretty loosely here, don't you think?

He's the President. That doesn't make him a leader.

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TopicAfter the pandemic is over, are you ever gonna eat at buffets again?
Aristoph
09/30/20 4:47:16 AM
#2
I never ate at buffets to begin with. So....I guess not?

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TopicMcDonalds ashtray for smoking inside restaurants
Aristoph
09/30/20 4:43:00 AM
#5
The McDonalds at my college had brown plastic ones like this:
https://imgur.com/ME8aK5y

We stole a bunch of them for our house off campus. I only ever saw those and the little tin pieces of crap. That glass one actually looks nice. I wish we'd had those to steal.

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TopicWhy is teen porn so popular?
Aristoph
09/30/20 4:34:37 AM
#12
Axiom posted...
Because the internet is accessed worldwide and there are a lot of creeps in the world. Not that hard to understand

While you're not wrong, it'd be kind of foolish to think the creeps make up that significant a portion of the total number of people who watch porn. Teen is by far the most popular, and creeps who are specifically looking for "as young as possible" aren't enough to account for it all. So there's gotta be more to it.

If you ask me, it's probably just biology. That 18-20 range is when females are generally considered the most fertile, and our brains don't really care about much beyond that.

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TopicWho was that idiot that kept getting arrested?
Aristoph
09/29/20 4:28:57 PM
#2
You'll need to be more specific. There's been a couple.

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TopicDestiny 2: Hey guys come play our new expansion! Its going to be great!
Aristoph
09/27/20 1:13:54 PM
#42
radical rhino posted...
Wait, this game seriously has single player content that they delete forever a couple years after it comes out?

No.

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TopicIf you could instantly master one of these fighting styles....
Aristoph
09/26/20 3:34:12 PM
#7
Capoeira

No particular reason, as I never have and don't plan on ever actually fighting anybody. It just looks like it'd be the most fun to bust out as a party trick kinda thing.

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TopicJesus, this gameplay of the new Doom Eternal horde mode mod is bonkers
Aristoph
09/20/20 1:32:31 AM
#7
thronedfire2 posted...
is this guy hacking? he literally doesn't even aim

No, he's genuinely just that insane at the game. You should check out some of his speedruns of the main game. It's just ridiculous.

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TopicShould i get Dragons dogma Arisen?
Aristoph
09/20/20 1:16:39 AM
#12
It's a fantastic game. It has a very "Dark Souls" vibe to the world (especially the DLC area Bitterblack Isle, which is phenomenal) and the combat is awesome with plenty of depth.

I put over 175 hours into the game a couple years ago getting 100% and I highly recommend it. Plus it's on sale on Steam right now for like $9, which is absolutely more than worth it.

I only have 1 little bit of advice, and it's something that kinda got me hung up at first and could make it a frustrating experience if you're not aware. The game is genuinely intended to be played through multiple times with the same character. The way NG+ works is a legitimate game design that makes each successive playthrough genuinely different and it gets more and more rewarding as you complete loops. Your first time through, different regions of the map are just going to completely wreck your face. But as you complete loops of the story, you'll bring your character's power and your own experience through to the next run and you'll be able to pretty organically explore more and more of the world map each time, being able to tackle new side quests that were just too difficult before, etc. Just remember that if you're told to go into an area and when you get there some random scrub enemy basically insta-kills you, you are probably not meant to complete that sidequest this playthrough. Try coming back next time around and you'll probably have a better time.

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TopicDo you fall for the watercooling meme when building a PC?
Aristoph
09/16/20 5:08:57 AM
#13
Shablagoo posted...
I know this is mostly off-topic but I got a little tabletop water-cooling air conditioning fan thing and not only did it not cool as advertised but it also stopped working completely after a short while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2horH-IeurA

In general, a fan works better.

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Topiccan you think of a time science did good for mankind?
Aristoph
09/15/20 10:32:15 PM
#2
Polio vaccine

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TopicI've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you kno
Aristoph
09/15/20 5:01:50 AM
#14
Rika_Furude posted...
give me your honest opinion on this raid shadow legends ad in specific
https://youtu.be/ROaj3bCpZEM?t=319 (click to expand)

Cancerous, tbh. He tries to make it a joke, but he's still taking the money and promoting it on his channel. Raid doesn't care because it's purely a numbers game to them. And I guarantee you at least a few people have downloaded it specifically because of his sponsorship. Fuck him.

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TopicI've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you kno
Aristoph
09/15/20 4:55:19 AM
#13
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Whats the problem with the game?

Using the term "game" pretty loosely there, tbh. It's got the shallowest "gameplay" you've ever seen. It's actually got a legitimate "play for me" button that just automatically plays the game on its own. There's hundreds of heroes (something the game actually touts as a positive) but literally less than 1% of them are in any way actually useful. Those few that are have drop rates in the hundredths of a percent due to the sheer number of heroes available diluting the loot pool. And it has some of the most predatory monetization practices in an industry already infamous for predatory monetization.

The game basically survives by shelling out boatloads of cash to get sponsors in the hopes that impressionable kids will hear their favorite youtubers talk about the game and will download it and spend their parents' money. With the money they spend on sponsorships and advertising, they could have actually developed a full-fledged triple-A title. But it's easier to make shovelware and prey on stupid people.

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TopicI've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you kno
Aristoph
09/15/20 4:47:52 AM
#9
Questionmarktarius posted...
Has ProZD turned it into a joke yet?

No idea. I don't follow him. I've seen a couple random vids from him and they're pretty funny, though.

But one of my favorite channels, Business Blaze, rips on Raid constantly and it's hilarious.

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TopicI've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you kno
Aristoph
09/15/20 4:41:34 AM
#4
I literally unsubscribe from any Youtuber who accepts a Raid sponsorship.

EDIT: That I come across when watching their videos, obviously. I'm not going out of my way to check all the sponsors for all of my subscriptions. But if I watch a video and Raid: Shadow Legends pops up, I'm unsubbed immediately. Half the time I won't even finish watching the video.

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TopicI, too, have been wondering about an American English word's meaning
Aristoph
09/14/20 4:48:35 PM
#4
"Pertaining to" or "expressing the relationship between a part and a whole."

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TopicDonald Trump plugs Fox Business, Lou Dobbs, Hannity, Tucker, and others.
Aristoph
09/10/20 4:31:21 PM
#7
LastTomorrow posted...
So having the most means we done better?

Of course! That's how points work, right?

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TopicMan: You cannot cancel an actor for playing a bad or evil person
Aristoph
09/10/20 2:02:55 AM
#28
The_Creep_2020 posted...


People need to understand the difference between fiction and reality.

I agree. Though to be fair, it is becoming increasingly difficult to distinguish between the two these days... >_>

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TopicWho enjoys sex more in general, men or women?
Aristoph
09/08/20 10:27:54 PM
#4
I think it depends on how you interpret the question, tbh.

Like I think guys generally have an easier time climaxing. And so you'd say guys, in general, would enjoy it a larger percentage of the time than women.

But if you just assume it's good sex, and that both partners are reaching climax, then women would likely be the ones to enjoy it more due to a significantly more intense orgasm.

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TopicRemember when your parents tried playing video games with you
Aristoph
09/08/20 4:53:53 PM
#8
No. They never did.

I mean, they weren't against me playing games and they bought them for me when I was a kid. So it's not like they thought I was wasting my time with them or anything like that. They just weren't into them.

I have watched some eSports with my dad, though. He's kind of taken a liking to watching Rocket League.

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