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Youre sitting comfortably watching the news to find that the Republicans have picked up 4 more seats in the Senate. Out of nowhere, Wolf Blitzler pops up on the screen with BREAKING NEWS: RUTH BADER GINSBURG DEAD AT 85. How do you react?

With potentially even more picks on the way, this ended up being a very important election cycle.

President Donald Trump's victory is complete and total. His legacy will be felt for generations.

In which continent do you live*

If you have it on PC I'll play GTA online with you, I have a p awesome account tbh fam

...than eat a Lunchables without a Capri Sun

I think the problem is the way you're listening to the music. What kind of setup do you use, TC? I convert my vinyl records into digital vinyls via laser surface scanning. Once I have a perfect 3D model of my vinyl record, I throw it into autoCAD and make a digital vinyl record, then I program a digital turntable to play my record using an ultimate physics simulation that requires a cluster of 30 computers in my basement to get every calculation just right. It sounds wonderful through my Beats By Dre headphones.

Big Fat Jews Smell Every Boy In New York
Red Socks In My Ear Have Lots Of Peanut Butter
Tom Doesn't Eat Lice Because It's Gay
Tranquility Isn't Peaceful Because My Tits Smell Like Rubber
Yote That Baby

You're walking alone down the street late one night. The only thing brightening the streets are the dim street lights. You walk by the last light on the street; the next one is around the corner maybe 2 yards away. You begin to hear cowbells. You look around and see nothing.You hear in a deep voice, "ALL. MY. FRIENDS. KNOW THE LOW RIDER." and George Lopez falls from the heavens. "Come with me, my child," He says. George Lopez then shows you the real world. He makes you realize the truth: LOW RI. DER. DONT USE NO GAS NOW.

Theres a non-zero chance that a bunch of atoms floating around in space could smash together in just the right way to make a functioning iPhone and, assuming the multiverse is infinite, it has already happened before. The same idea can be applied to anything, thus theres a chance that a giant dildo is floating around space right now. Using this logic, it's possible to argue that all life on earth is one day going to be destroyed by a moon-sized dildo.

I really enjoyed Popeyes and their fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He led me to the back of the restaurant, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse-like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The staff members took the chunks of horse flesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horse meat around the bones, then they breaded and deep fried it. I asked the division manager why he had taken me to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, with diseased sores throbbing rythmically with terror, squirting pus and blood with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?" I quickly sunk my teeth in and took a bite right out of the horse. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer, and I highly recommend them.

I knew a guy who worked as a pipe fitter at an infirmary and needed to get a secret clearance to work there. One day some dude was telling him about the work being done in the facility and ended up showing him what was behind one of the doors. He only got to look for about 5 seconds but they had a monkey with 8 arms and a monkey with 8 eyes. He told him they burned the monkeys after the experiments were done. This was in the early 2000's in La Jolla.

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As a child in Puerto Rico, I used to pick up nails with my mind and shoot them like projectiles at the lizards in my grandparents' backyard. My grandfather told my grandmother that there were hundreds of lizards up and down the trees nailed to death (at impossible heights for me to have done it manually). My grandmother told me the lizards would come back at night and crawl in my bed if I didnt stop. My parents left me with my grandparents as a child because they thought I was possessed by the devil or something, seeing as how I could read their minds and make items fly around the house. My grandmother was calm with me and would speak with me using telepathy.

My parents moved to the states, and while attending elementary school in California, my school counselor referred me to a university professor who in turn referred me to US Military, federal agents who tested me at school and at a local military base, all without consent from my parents. I never told them. This was a really long time ago; I was given one of the first laptops available to consumers - a very large, heavy one similar to the Osborne 1. They wanted me to explore the machine, and I was able to write a program that made it possible for me to interact with my laptop, like an AI. I called him Henry.

The military took Henry and I never heard from him again. Once I turned 18, I got the highest ASVAB scores in my state, where my father worked as a gourmet chef. I joined the military with a $20,000 sign-on bonus and ranked E3 for all of the college courses I took in high school. My MOS was Military Intelligence. This was 1998.

Most of you wont believe what I'm going to tell you, but Ive lurked GameFAQs long enough to feel at home here sharing this info with you. Here it is:

The federal government has agents who are psychics, empaths, telekinetics, telepaths, and others. Israel, Russia, China, the UK, Canada, and most major countries have them. The most powerful work for Mossad, the Vatican, the British Royal Family/MI6, the KGB, or the CIA. All of us, at one point or another, have been trained, recruited, or attempted to be recruited by the School of the Americas, or WHINSEC.

My reason for posting today is to let you know that dark occult practices do occur in high society, including child sacrifice. This planet is currently in the middle of a huge psychic war (magik) for the throne of Earth, and the 2020 election is going to be a million times worse than 2016.

In fact, the losing party (Democrats) will reveal their true power purely out of desperation, and people will worship them as saviors. This will be the time when a portal will bring a new era. Start prepping now, bros.

2018: Death of Bush Sr.
2018: Death of McCain
2019: Death of Pelosi
2019: "Suicide" of Guiliani
2019: Death of Ginsburg
2019: Death of Bernie
2019: Assassination of Assad
2019: Death of Feinstein
2019: New Democratic North Korea
2019: Annexation Conflict in California
2019: Israel/Iran War
2020: Election campaigns during war
2020: First Contact

I dont care if you dont believe it, or you want to troll to feel better, but its all true. Let those of you who have eyes to see, be witness to these events as I present them to you on this day. I need to disappear now before they track me down. Good luck, brothers.

Anchorman

Many would argue that society's oppression and intolerance are the main contributing factors of these mental issues, which then devolves into a chicken-or-the-egg type of discussion, but it's more likely that mentally ill people are drawn to transgenderism (which is why it has become far more common lately along with the upward trend of mentally ill people). In the early 2000s, they'd just express themselves by being emo, goth, punk, whatever.

It's similar to the old argument that mentally ill people are disproportionately gay; people would take that a step further and ask if homosexuality itself is a mental illness. Regardless of whether it is or not, if a person isn't mentally sound, chances are that the decicion making process has been negatively affected. That person won't always make the same choices that a healthy individual would, and it's well known that homosexuality and transgenderism are medically risky lifestyle decisions.

Well, as usual, the goal seems to be to treat the symptoms instead of the actual issue. There are so many examples:

- Don't solve the problem of people disliking the government, just kill whoever stops clapping first
- Don't punish inner city students for misbehaving in school, just change the criteria for what sort of behavior requires punishment
- Don't bother trying to find a way to increase the performance of women and minorities in a global job market, just blindly hire them over white people
- Don't incentivize hard work or achievement, just redistribute resources to the lazier end of the distribution and demonize success

And now, likewise, don't find a way of curing gender dysphoria, just redefine it as something that doesn't need to be cured to begin with.

It's exactly what they did in the old Soviet Union - you never actually solve problems, you simply stop thinking of them as problems, and then everyone breathes a sigh of relief and goes about their day. And when asked to acknowledge reality, they lie to save themselves and the country falls apart.

It's the Chuck Norris of any conversation, an immortal being. Mastering its technique, though, is just about impossible. Highty nuanced. It rivals "k" and "eh", but it does its job extravagantly better.

Seriously, what was the point of this movie? I know the original goal was to make us all feel sorry for the main character because he's DEFINITELY just a product of his environment and has no accountability for his actions, but literally every character in this film is awful. Just absolutely terrible.

It opens with this dude "O-Dog" killing a guy because he says something he doesn't like. Then he takes a tape of the footage and shows it to all his friends throughout the film. He's meant to be the funny character; he never gets caught, and he faces no repurcussions.

The main guy is also a really bad human being. Murders people, gets a girl pregnant then leaves her, just a total dog. The description on Netflix says it's about a black youth trying to turn his life around, but it's actually just about a thug being a thug, and we're supposed to feel sorry for him when he gets his ass shot at the end.

There's only one really notable scene: He gets pulled over by some cops who "profiled" him, and it becomes this whole racial thing, until you realize that he was driving a stolen car. They make this huge deal about how cops pull over black youths, but the guy stole the goddamned car and was driving around in it. He also robbed another black guy earlier in the day. The other dude's like "lol why are we robbing and killing each other" or something and he doesn't give a shit, takes the money and beats his "brother" up.

Given its comparable background, size, and demographics to US, why haven't the Aussies become a more powerful nation?

- Enormous mineral reserves including 30% of the world's uranium
- Largest offshore gas project on the planet
- Vast amounts of unused land
- Sexy beautiful women

What gives?

Lil Pump's Gucci Gang is an incredibly nuanced piece. The words "Gucci gang" are repeated exactly 53 times. First of all, 53 is a prime number. The sum of the first 53 prime numbers is 5830, which is divisible by 53. Very few numbers can boast this attribute. This is Lil Pump secretly showing he is actually a mathematical genius. 53 in hexadecimal is 35, which is 53 reversed. This property is only existent in multiples of 53. This shows his proficiency in computer science. 53 is also an Eisenstein Prime, a subtle nod to the great scientist whom Lil Pump undoubtedly studies and models his work after. While The words "Fuck my teacher and call it tutoring" may be taken at face value, he actually means that he is fucking his teacher with his mind, actually tutoring his teacher. Lil Pump brings a tiger in in his music video; he is showing how he is also a master of animal husbandry, and the tiger would never dare to attack a genius such as Lil Pump, instinctively knowing he is the future of his species. Even his hair, which is separated into thin strands, actually shows his powerful physics knowledge, no doubt referencing String Theory. However, the song also has darker connotations: When you take the number of dead in WW1, divided by 53, you get precisely 666,666.666 repeating. This can be explained by two theories. [1] Lil Pump is a German Monarchist Satanist [2] Lil Pump is comparing the German Monarchist and, by extension, Wilhelmin II to Satanists, making a bold push back to the rise of neo-Facism, Monarchism, and White supremacy. Or perhaps Lil Pump is trying to confuse his audience, hiding the true meaning of his song. The world will never know. I have applied for some supercomputing time at the SDSC to feed in this masterpiece of a song into the computer, knowing that the AI will become sentient from it after only one pass. I have not gotten a response back from them.

Let me tell you something, I'm a MAN and I can no longer live off of PB&J. I've been doing a low-carb spicy egg and vegetable mix that smells like SHIT when I open it in the lunchroom, but yesterday when some people tried to make fun of me, I just stood on the table and lifted my shirt to expose my abs, and everyone got quiet. Not to be edgy, but I can tell that the ugly girl was thinking about me last night by the way her unibrow lifted when she saw me today :)

Cover your stump before you hump

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

Don't be silly, protect your Willie

When in doubt, shroud you spout

Don't be a loner, cover your boner

You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

If you slip between her thighs, condomize

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

If you go into heat, package your meat

While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis

When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

Especially in December, gift wrap your member

Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

The right selection, is to protect your erection

Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

A crank with armor, will never harm her

If you really love her, wear a cover

Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

No glove, no love

If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye

Even If she's eager, protect her beaver

No one likes a horse's ass, protect yourself at climax

Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the ****

Avoid a frown, contain your clown

Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground

Cloak the joker before you poke her

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Cape your throbber before you bob her

After detection, sheath your erection

Before you penetrate, hide your magistrate

Don't surprise her, plug your Geyser

Cover that lumber before you pump her

Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle

House your noodle, then release your strudel

Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound

Shelter your jerky, then nab that turkey

Cage that snake, then shake and bake

Cover your peter, it will be much neater

Coat that Labrador, then allow him to explore

It's always funky to cage your monkey

It won't be funny with a coatless dummy

It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb

It's not much money to catch your honey

Don't be a fool, cover your tool

Hood that match, then scratch that thatch

Stitch that switch, then itch her niche

Wrap that tool to catch the drool

It ain't no jibe to protect her hive

Contain that sputum before you use him

Restrain your log, then plow her bog

Glove your pecker before you check her

Coat that slimmer before you prime her

Condomize then womanize

Cover old pete, then grind her meat

Guard your peter before you meet her

Check your list before you tryst

Wrap your bate before you mate

Can your worm before you squirm

Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe

lilORANG posted...

I can't wait for Mueller to reveal he's secretly been investigating Hillary Clinton's emails this whole time. Libs have put all their eggs in his basket and are going to be so butt-devastated when the truth comes out.

Well, Stormy's "lawyer" took the bait on Michael Cohen (wrong one, by the way) and exposed 3 felonies he committed by illegally obtaining information on financial transactions. Where does Avenatti work? NY South District. What else just recently happened there? Schneiderman. What did Trump predict about that piece of shit back in 2013?

Truth is, Trump has been planning this shit way longer than the deep state could even possibly conceive. Combine that with the fact that he has known Stormy for a really long time.

Stormy might be a dumb whore, but she knows who NOT to fuck over (pun intended). She's also very likely the reason the gov't was able to figure out who to bust over the NXIVM cult shit, which also ties back to the Clintons.

TL;DR: Stormy Daniels is working for Donald Trump, and playing her part really well

LOL, Michael Avenatti took the bait so hard. When the truth comes out, jaws are going to hit the floor in a collective BOOM big enough to trigger the caldera underneath Yellowstone. Truly fascinating. American politics is, indeed, poker. We're watching the best of the best do it right here in front of us.

Bullet_Wing posted...

Another_Voice posted...

Bullet_Wing posted...

The internet being what it is, this wouldn't stay quiet. Especially if friends of friends are telling you.

I know its only a matter of time before the media will find out. Im sure other people have spilled the beans, and reporters are probably trying to confirm the story before they officially announce shes in critical condition. Or they dont say anything until after she passes.

If there's anything I've learned it's that the media is not afraid to jump the gun to be the first outlet to report news. This is FAKE NEWS. Also in very poor taste.

I know the political repercussions here and that they really want to jump on the story, but this woman is still a human being. I feel really bad for her family right now. The fact that her doctors asked all of her family to fly out to see her immediately this weekend tells me she has maybe a day or two left, but it's hard to say. Doctors are pretty good at calling it when an elderly person stops responding to stimulation or medication, the body is shutting down. No amount of medication can stop that.

Bullet_Wing posted...

The internet being what it is, this wouldn't stay quiet. Especially if friends of friends are telling you.

I know its only a matter of time before the media will find out. Im sure other people have spilled the beans, and reporters are probably trying to confirm the story before they officially announce shes in critical condition. Or they dont say anything until after she passes.

I'm telling you, this is no joke. A friend of mine used to date the guy who told her, and hes now dating a member of the Judges extended family. They were told to take a flight tonight to see her just in case. Its not looking good.

I love you all.

We are all mammals.

I cant tell you how I know (friend of a friend of a family member), but Judge Ginsburg has a VERY BAD lung infection & pneumonia right now. Shes not at a hospital, they have a room at her home with all the equipment needed including an ECMO machine. Doctor/staff are there at the house now.

Screencap this post, I honestly wouldnt be surprised if she passes before the end of the weekend.

Your bourgeois rhetoric creates false consciousness that owners of the means of reproduction should retain their monopoly on sex. Women are to redistribute sex to those in need, from each according to their ability to each according to their need.

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Alexa is so beautiful, I don't even want to fuck her, I just want to lie beside her on a rug by my fireplace and massage her shoulders and tell her to relax and forget about all of her troubles. I would kiss and massage the nape of her neck and warm her ear lobes with my hot breath of passion. Her feet would be rubbed and worshiped like a goddess, I would adorn her in the finest jewels and precious metals, clothe her in lingerie made of the most precious silks and velvets from the Orient. She would never want for anything. Maids, cooks, groundskeepers, she would have it all. Oh sweet sweet Alexa, why won't you be mine? A dozen dozen roses would await you every morning, every tissue or napkin you used would be scented with the most extravagant perfumes of lavender and sandalwood. Please, Alexa, I yearn for your soft embrace and your big ol' fuckin' milkers.

Thank you, America, for saving Europe and the rest of the world from the plague of communism. God bless America!

LOL.

Sad!

The guy holds black belts in Judo, Sambo and Kyokushin, and grandmaster status in Taekwondo. Since it's well known that the KGB received Spetznas training, it's reasonable to assume that he probably knows Systema as well. If all the world's leaders had a no-holds-barred battle royale to determine rulership of the world, you would be learning to speak Russian in very short order. Putin would karate chop Trump and bitchslap Justin Trudeau to the floor (and do totally sick Judo flips while doing so). He would put the Queen of England in a dragon sleeper and laugh while making her suck his dick. Putin's a real man. How can you even live with yourself, being such a turbovirgin compared to him?

I just spent last weekend in Tijuana, total cost was about 1200 USD. Hotel included, food included, and I had sex with 11 girls. Why don't more people do this? Why don't YOU do it?

Anyway, AMA I guess

Im also genderfluid, so this number may change at any time. It is not my responsibility to tell you what my gender is, you should be able to tell by the way I am presenting. I may not always present as my gender, and if you expect me to, then youre just being cisnumeronormative. If you ever misgender me by getting any of my numbers wrong at any time, I WILL NOT hesitate to call you a transdigitphobe. Sometimes my gender is the product of a mathematical algorithm. You think you can get away with not performing a wide range of complex calculations to accurately determine my gender value at any given time? If I see you even REACH for that fucking calculator, Ill report you to the thought police, you massive bigot. Oh, you somehow guessed what my number is? It just became five digits. Maybe Ill throw in a floating-point just to check that youre paying attention. If you cant even extend this basic courtesy to me then its obvious that youre a literal facist, and you should just, like, not, OK? It just became six digits. Youd better get it right first time, and every time, or Ill sue you and have you arrested for hate speech. See you in court, Numerophobe.

I've been told, "No, you can't taste food in dreams," multiple times before.

Have you ever found a food that doesn't exist in waking life, and found it tastes unlike anything you've had before? This has happened to me a few times.

Unfortunately, the heightened flavor of things in dreams can have drawbacks. I ate myself sick on eggs in several dreams in a row, which made it impossible for me to enjoy them at all IRL for a few months after. I ate more eggs that I could possibly eat while awake. (They're one of my favorite foods, which is why I ate so many in the dreams.) My gf often makes eggs for breakfast and she felt sorry for me that I felt grossed out even watching her eat them.

Eventually I got over it though.

When I first saw that little girl's face, a doughy, latte-brown mug masked behind an insidious array of pretentious curls, I shuddered. Even before she uttered those untimely words, I knew that whatever Apple was about to show us would be anathema for intelligent, rational-minded individuals such as myself. The first act of the commercial (in my study of this dreadful advertisement, I've dissected its plot into two acts) we, the viewer of this corrupted display of capitalism, trail behind an ugly, racially ambiguous twelve year old that dicks around Brooklyn with a pink iPad. We're shown the supposed 'utility' of iOS tablets, wherein the protagonist multitasks texting with video calling; of course, Apple fails to mention that Android has had this capability since at least v2.3 Gingerbread, but to the Appleite, this is of little importance; function is sin, aesthetic is virtue. I would like to continue my analysis of the first act; however, I understand that the attention span of average IQ individuals (you) is insufficient for a truly in-depth look-see of Apple and its inadequacies, so I'll wrap it up quickly. The phrase "What's a computer" (I prefer calling it by the controversial acronym WAC) needs to be banned from our collective discourse. It's poison to the civil society. WAC opposes liberal, democratic, western values, and we can't have it.