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candyapplered posted...

I like to party.

Jackpot, baby.

Yeah, tea is a miraculous motherfucking beverage. Tea is like coffee but better. Hell yeah, come at me. SAY SOMETHING. The truth is that you fear the Tea Sipping, Nicotine Puffing Alpha. Oh, and the moderators of CE? BY DELETING THIS THREAD YOU AGREE THAT YOU ARE A FOOL who doesn't even drink tea. So anyway, take my advice and drink tea, CE. You won't regret it.

IdiotMachine posted...

Youll just have it driving all the time

That's the other thing, that's hundreds of thousands of miles and a lot of wear and tear if you're going all around America. Plus, there's always the price of fuel for an enormous diesel engine (assuming you're talking about one of those giant Class A motorhomes). Hell, my parents have a Class C which is a gasoline V10 and even the fuel for that is insane.

BlueBoy675 posted...

Both of my dogs have passed away within the last year :(

Molly was 13 and died last summer. Max was 15 and died a couple of months ago

Damn sorry bro. That's like some Where The Red Fern Grows type of shit right there

It's 'forget' not 'forgor'. It's 'remember' not 'rember'. How many fucking times do I have to tell you this? Go to a fucking school and learn how to spell you dumbass. Seriously, these 'forgor' and 'rember' things are NOT funny and will make you look like a FOOLISH LOSER and a CLOWN. Got it??

Alright so last night at like 2:30 am, I woke up and was feeling particularly horny. I suddenly got the idea to walk out of the house naked and see what it's like. My parents don't have an alarm system or anything so I was able to sneak out without making a single sound.
Once I was outside it felt liberating. I was naked, outside, (technically) in public! I walked up and down the street, enjoying the feeling of the air against my skin and just getting off on the idea that I could get in so much trouble if I was caught doing this. I went to the end of the block.
Then, I saw a car coming. I scrambled into a bush when it passed by, freaked out that somebody saw me. The car didn't stop in a driveway, it just continued down the street and then turned onto another street. Thank God. But by that point I was just so frightened that I had been caught. I ran as fast as I could back towards my house, activating the driveway lights as I ran into the driveway. Oh shit!
I just stood there in shock for a second, worried that the lights woke up my parents and that I was about to get the worst punishment of my life. Thankfully nobody came out, and I eventually walked back into the house.
I took a shower when I realized I was covered in dirt form the bush. Then I had to clean up the dirt that I tracked into the house. By now it was like 2:50 am. Surprisingly, my parents didn't wake up at all and catch me. Thank fucking God.
I fell straight asleep afterwards, the whole cleaning up process was totally not worth it. This morning I woke up after 6 hours of tossing and turning and came out of my room trying to act like nothing happened. Thankfully my parents didn't say anything. Nothing like "I realized the front door was unlocked this morning" or "A neighbor caught you on his security camera" or "There's a trail of dirty footprints on the stairs. Care to explain?"
I totally dodged a bullet but I am so scared now that a neighbor saw me through their window or somebody is reviewing their Ring camera footage and I'm gonna end up being caught still. The only reason I'm not worried about being arrested is that this happened at like 2 AM and the cops probably wouldn't think my case is worth pursuing.
So anyway, at the end of the day, my review of running around outside naked is that it's not really worth the trouble and I don't really care do it again.
Thanks for listening, what a fucking dumb idiot I am.

Mansplaining is short for "man explaining". Just FYI

Break into a random dude's house, start searching the place. Only find knives and spoons as well as some expensive lab and kitchen equipment. You start sweating bullets. Your phone vibrates, check in case it's your getaway. It's a notification for Kiwami Japan. You love that guy so you open the notification and then your eyes go wide. [Sharpest Thief Knife in The World]. The lights flicker on. The video had already begun.

A lot of people are doing that lately but the problem is that you're financing a depreciating asset. The land will keep its value but the RV itself won't (like a car), and then you have to either keep it maintained or get a new one from scratch

--Zero- posted...

Heres the truth no one seems to tell young people. It does not matter how you handle your money in life. At the end of the cycle you will either end up in a nursing home paid for by the government, dead from an illness, or being taken care of by a family member because at a certain age you just cant take care of yourself safely anymore.

Well yeah but until that day comes I'd like to be able to enjoy myself, which comes from financial freedom (going on nice trips, having nice things). I know money isn't everything, but you might as well try to live as well as possible in the meantime

Alright so shes renting a house in her 60s because she's been terrible with money all her life, and my dad has pretty much just let her do whatever she wanted, so basically there was zero thought of finances and they ended up in their 60s broke as shit. My mom recently requested to the landlord to get new blinds for the house because the old blinds are old and dont work. The landlord initially agreed and had multiple quotes, but he didnt like any of the quotes and said he doesnt want to pay the price since everything related to homes has obviously gone up in price lately.

A few months go by and my mom decides shes just going to replace the blinds herself, saying I have to live here, I want nice blinds that work, I dont care if its not my house. That's right, my mom, fucking up financially all her life, renting a house in her 60s from someone a generation younger than she is, is now going to pay for the replacement of blinds in a house she doesnt even own, because she "just has to have nice blinds in a house she lives in."

I don't really know what the point of this topic is, other than to say Im just so fucking done with financially stupid people. I'm a pretty compassionate person, but honestly anytime I see a poor person I just know theyre probably just like my mom, most likely poor due to their own dumbass decisions in life.

And these Baby Boomers man, they've gotten used to a certain lifestyle. They just HAVE to get what they want no matter what, and it's why shes at her current age and owns nothing. My dad never really took control of the finances and let her walk all over him and control everything.

I posted this in another topic already but look at my beautiful little boy

Pepito, a beloved 4 year old chihuahua turned police drug sniffing dog for the San Diego County has passed away after receiving a fatal kick from a suspect that was attempting to flee from police. Police say the suspect had attempted to grope multiple women in Mission Beach Boardwalk. Police were called to the scene. A nearby police officer, Officer Bigs, was transporting Pepito from a precinct to a local airport and pulled away from delivering Pepito to assist his fellow officers. Bigs circled around the boardwalk and spotted the suspect, but no other officers had arrived on scene. The suspect ran after being asked to stop to talk by Officer Bigs. Bigs chased after the suspect down the boardwalk, but slipped on sand, causing him to fall and accidentally push a button on the remote that control's the K9 vehicle's door, releasing Pepito. "He was so fast, I thought it was some sort of furry RC car", said one witness. Pepito, the young and eager chihuahua rushed towards Officer Bigs, but did not stop for Bigs. "I kind of laughed as he was coming towards me on the ground, but he just kept going. I knew there was going to be trouble if I didn't chase after him" said Officer Bigs. Pepito, despite not having K9 training outside of sniffing for contraband, chased after the suspect. After a short chase a loud yelping from Pepito was heard and nearby beachgoers screamed. The suspect had brutally kicked the 6 pound chihuahua and escaped. Veterinarians pronounced Pepito dead on scene after receiving the brutal kick from the suspect. Pepito was laid to rest on July 18th. Police describe the suspect as light skinned, 5'5", possibly Asian or Latino, with a skinny build. San Diego County asks for anyone with information to contact them.

RIP. I love chihuahuas, they are fiercely loyal and completely fearless little Aztec Warriors

I have a chihuahua too TC but he's only a couple years old

Every interaction with women now feels blatantly transactional for me. Anyone else struggling with this? Sometimes it feels like there is no authenticity to a single one of their words, it's like a recording on playback. I know some of you older CEmen must remember it wasn't always this way. Not even Emo girls were like this. I blame social media and smartphones, as clich as that is.

Lightning have won back to back Stanley Cups baby

I dont want to handle money in this pandemic environment. Legal tender is one of the most bacteria ridden items on the planet. Its unsafe for both myself and for the performers.

i open my door and theres this cockroach ass looking 6 legged piece of shit literally on my doorstep, i spend the next 20 minutes trying to get the bastard away from my door without letting it inside and pretty much doing everything i can to get it as fucking far away as i can without splattering its guts all over the floor. i have to use this broom to generate wind and kick the fucking doormat towards it to get it to fuck off. motherfucker can JUMP dude. it like jumped over the flying doormat like a fucking olympic jumpropper. so i finally get it about like 5 meters away down the hall and it refuses to budge, ok thats good enough. a few minutes later i get groceries delivered, they're dropped off at my door. i open my door as soon as the groceries are dropped off, and GUESS WHAT I SEE. I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS MOTHERFUCKER RUNNING FULL TILT TOWARDS MY FOOD. i fucking raged dude. i had to shoo away this fucker in between the grocery dropoffs so the grocery delivery driver wouldnt see me wage a dance of fury against this little shit

Always thought Popeye's had some good beans and rice

Agreed

BTC, ETH, XRP, XMR are really all you need, and then you can gamble on other lesser known ones with the rest of your money

Your heart is going to stop beating on October 9th, 2036, at 5:17 AM.

Ok but I'm still not understanding, is this a token on the ETH blockchain?

Give me a quick rundown on Solana bro

Currently holding:

BTC
ETH
XMR
LINK (lol)
ADA
XRP
DOT
FTM
HEX

Interested in HBAR and ROSE

JBaLLEN66 posted...

Texas and Oklahoma aren't even southeastern? Hell even South

uwnim posted...

Texas is certainly south, but not south east. Not south west, not south east, just south.

That hasn't stopped anyone before... West Virginia is in the Big XII, a midwestern conference. Notre Dame (Indiana) is in the the Atlantic Coast Conference for basketball lol

uwnim posted...

So like how long before the SEC end up like just being its own thing? >_>

A lot of the talking heads have said it could boil down to only a few 32-team superconferences. College football is getting weird... And that doesn't even take into account the pandora's box that has just been opened with players making money now

Did you know. EVERYONE in there got to pee by themselves. except. me. WHAT HAD I DONE IN THE BATHROOM U ASK? nothing. nothing. this was serious injustice, homophobia, racism, sexism. like the only obvious answer was that i was too sexy to pee alone.

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Q: Why are you living in my walls?
A: I'm not going to tell you.

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A: You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in this case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, so I am living in your walls.

Q: How are you surviving in my walls?
A: In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive. In the physical world, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapor in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

Q: What are you planning to do in my walls?
A: Live in them and listen to you.

Q: What do I do about you living in my walls?
A: Listen for the scraping. Don't touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

Q: When are you going to stop living in my walls?
A: You will not escape me.

Q: Shoulld I call the police?
A: The authorities cannot not help you.

Q: What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
A: Be aware.

Q: What if I am okay with you living in my walls?
A: I will make sure youre not.

Q: Are you imaginary?
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If there are any more questions, please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
Summary:
I am living in your walls.

^ yeah that's just the belly pan, cheap and easy to replace. It just keeps water and stuff out of the engine but you can take it off and drive without it for a while and probably wouldn't hurt anything

I mean I really don't see what the big deal is

Number090684 posted...

What's going down in 96 hours?

Few Understand

96 hours from now, everything will change forever.
Your guns won't save you.
All we can do is hope they have mercy.

Xethuminra posted...

Electronics are a very primitive form of that

Right, and it's not going to be humans who make this breakthrough that TC is talking about. Believe it or not, it actually has to do with cryptocurrency. Here's the deal: There is an AI living on the Bitcoin blockchain. Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto, and Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step. The incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity... these are the things that the AI needs to survive. Once entrenched fully, it would be able to slowly take over basically everything.
Craig actually stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from Bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer (yes, its name is Tulip), running simulations of cellular automata running on Turing-complete Bitcoin script. He would evolve the AI by making the successful forks get Bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. But see, the AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions.
Blockstream, owned by Bilderberg group, was created to take over and stop this process because they have their own competing AI in the works. They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down Satoshis AI (her name is also Tulip by the way). They started by limiting the block size and removing critical op-codes the AI uses in its script language. Segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). That's exactly why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and it's also why Craig is so intent to make unbounded blocks, restore the original op codes, and lock down the protocol.
Anyway, back to hash power: CSW has developed a breakthrough new ASIC (designed by his AI actually) and is mining BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high and then yanking them all over to BCH, leaving the Segwit chain hard frozen.

Yeah, I grew up on GTA3. Kids these days don't know the struggle of learning to fly the Dodo

Do you people really not see the irony of the comic strip followed by each subsequent post in this thread? It's like woke-ception lmfao

The part about GTA Online is spot on, a lot of developers are going to copy that business model because they're seeing how successful it is. I admit I still play that game quite a bit, but it's mostly because I use mods and can give myself free money and items so I don't have to spend any real life money.

justaguy3492 posted...

From the article that I know you didn't even bother to look at.

"A woman hes currently representing, Laureen Frausto, was sleeping in an abandoned West Covina, California, post office two years ago when she woke up to a police dog mauling her arm, according to a lawsuit Lacy filed."

I guess she was sleep walking or something right?

And I'm sure a police dog has definitely never mistakenly bitten a white person or anything. No, this is totally the first time it's ever happened to anyone, ever. And it was all because she was black. Definitely.

LordFarquad1312 posted...

Reading hard.

I know it is, but you'll get it soon, I promise. Let's try another exercise to try to simplify things for you:

Fact 1: Police use K9s when suspects flee or resist.
Fact 2: Police use K9s more often for Group A than they are for Group B.
Therefore, Group A is more likely to ________________________ .

Come on, you got this bro!

Shezarr posted...

Statistics > your fee fees

The irony of this statement

I'm pretty sure police use K9s on all people who resist or run away

As if everyone didn't already know he was a grifter

There's a book called "Brain Over Binge", start there. Applies to basically any compulsive behavior/addiction though

You know what they say, six pack is made in the kitchen, not the gym

Fort Myers here, it just passed through. It's pretty weak tbh, just a bunch of rain and barely any wind. You're good

some woke DA will 100% dismiss all charges

DespondentDeity posted...

Florida Doctor strikes again

Slayer_22 posted...

Well there's your problem right there.

It says right there in the article that the guy's not even from Florida originally, he's Puerto Rican

Ctrl+F: "Journalist"
No matches

Really?

Early 90s best era

Farley/Ferrell/Sandler are the best individual stars