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ThyCorndog posted...

"positive" racism is still bad you know

of course you do

Are you trolling? I'm saying nice things about lots of different people

spudger posted...

Another_Voice posted...

good at almost everything

and there's your hidden racism

No I don't understand

Blacks: Best athletes, courageous, make good music, great entertainers

Whites: Organized, well rounded and disciplined, good at almost everything, compassion

Mexicans: Work hard, great fighters, lots of stamina, very family-oriented

Asians: Intelligent, law abiding, industrious, low criminality, oldest civilizations

Indians: Deep religious and traditional roots, both Buddhism and Hinduism come from India

Native Americans: Perseverance, still care a lot about the planet and nature, brave, tough

what else?

What

Yesterday I was opening up a package I had ordered from Amazon: a Playskool brand Jumbo Elmo doll that I had planned to add to my collection. Right as I pulled it out of the package, I hear a knock on my apartment door. Hey, its Kenzie! She calls. oh shit its my girlfriend I thought. So she has a key to my apartment so he opens the door herself. The door to my collection room was nearby and open so I immediately throw it in the room as she walks in. She saw me throw it and she says is that an Elmo doll? Why do you have that and I say no its not Bascially whenever she comes to my apartment I always say that my Elmo room is just storage and I never open it for her. But then she marched into the room and saw all my Elmo figures plushies DVDs VHSs and merchandise. She said What the hell, why do you have this stuff and I just said because Elmo is god because he is. She said Im a little weirded out by this and runs out of my apartment. She sent me a text recently saying she is thinking we should take a break. Help me???

- Under 6' tall
- Lanky/skinny build
- Under 7" penis
- Bald(ing)
- IQ below 130
- Brown eyes
- Any kind of mental disorder
- Bad social skills
- Bad eyesight
- Below 8/10 facial aesthetics
- Can't grow a full beard
- Non manly sounding voice
- Vegetarian/vegan
- Stupid looking alien-shaped skull
- Don't read at least one book per month

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying, it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids N*Sync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.

I see you've reached the Bargaining stage

These Are Facts

...with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

I work in Washington and have connections to the White House, and it's being reported that Trump will dye his hair black a few days before the midterm elections. The reason? The liberal media will focus on his hair and make silly references to it, taking their focus off politial issues completely. This is done intentionally to make them look petty and immature, in order to help spread Trump's message to his base about why the midterms are crucial to his success as President. Screencap this post.

"You need evidence to convict someone of a crime"

yeah

I seem to have gas constantly, and I release it in some form approximately every five minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public, I still fart and burp but quieter. Even at work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do it's pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, and the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

* I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
* I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
* I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

I Walk up to my Kitchen in the Middle of the night to see my son Jonathan eating sugar.

I Say in a Vulgar voice "Jonathan Jonathan"

Jonathan Says "Yes father I acknowledge you."

I Say back "Consuming Glucose"

My son says in a low voice "No father why would you accuse me of such bad lies"

I Tell him to Open his Mouth...

I See as a Black Hole Appears

Sucking me in.

Sucking everything in.

As I hear HA HA HA

I Slowly Faint.

well, no elon, because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland-jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its becuse your pineal gland can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

You can't. The Rock can lift a full-grown horse above his head, and he can hold his breath for over twenty minutes. To settle a wager, he once ate an entire pound of B.P. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran halfway across the country in the nude. He cannot feeel pain, and he can see up to 10 miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill him. He has defeated a person of every race in hand-to-hand combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed documents confirming that he has no soul.

For example, I always feel somewhat guilty for eating rice because it's meant for less advanced cultures. However, I know I must still eat it, since wasting food is a sin. Also, why aren't you cooking at home like me and instead give money to fast food chains? Huh?

You will accept this truth or be annihilated by our military strength