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This board, which is mainly just a boring repetition of the same talking points, the same jokes, and the same memes, is getting a little stale. Unique or new viewpoints are hard to come by and are maybe 0.01% of all the posts here.

I, however, will tomorrow put a thought into your brain from which you will never escape. I am talking about a veritable "before and after" moment in your life. While this new information I will give you will have no apparent immediate use, it'll be a bug that will gnaw on your amygdala for the rest of your life. Fair warning:You will probably hate having this idea burned into your mind. A thousand hours of regret over a decision you didn't have anything to do with, because it came many centuries before your birth. I'd normally advise those of you who are squeamish to stay away from the board tomorrow, but it would be useless. The implications of the thought I will implant in your brains will be talked about on the Internet for years, so there really is no escaping it (unless you leave GameFAQs forever, but this will certainly spill over to other forms of media).

Here's a quick FAQ/Q&A, since I do not have time for a bunch of people asking questions.

1. Is this a troll post?
In no form whatsoever.

2. Will it be super duper secret leaked documents?
No.

3. Are we to constitute this message as a threat to somebody in particular?
Absolutely not.

4. Will I be asked for money to reveal the answer?
No.

5. So then what the hell is it?
A humble thought experiment. You will lament ever having read it. It'll be brief, but it will set you on your way towards a lifetime of regret and longing for a past that never existed. You don't wanna miss it.

6. May we at least have a clue as to what we are going to witness?
Certainly. "PY."

BuckVanHammer posted...

That's sounds grosser than actual pissy shitties

No, you're missing out.

nucIearratchet posted...

I'm not reading that

Yeah well you're part of the problem.

-Ando- posted...

Shut da fuck up

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Alright, here's the deal - I know it's a long read, but this rabbit hole is worth diving into, so give me a chance here:

Simply put, Lil Pump's hit song "Gucci Gang" is an incredibly nuanced piece. The words "Gucci gang" are repeated exactly 53 times. Why does that matter? Why would that be important?

Well, first of all, 53 is a prime number. The sum of the first 53 prime numbers is 5830, which is divisible by 53. Very few numbers can boast this attribute. This is Lil Pump secretly showing he is actually a mathematical genius. 53 in hexadecimal is 35, which is 53 reversed. This property is only existent in multiples of 53. This shows his proficiency in computer science. 53 is also an Eisenstein Prime, a subtle nod to the great scientist whom Lil Pump undoubtedly studies and models his work after.

While The words "Fuck my teacher and call it tutoring" may be taken at face value, he actually means that he is "fucking" his teacher with his mind, actually tutoring his teacher. Lil Pump includes a tiger in in his music video; he is demonstrating he is a master of animal husbandry, and even a full grown tiger would never dare to attack a genius such as Lil Pump, instinctively knowing he is the future of his species.

Even his hair, which is separated into thin strands, actually shows his powerful physics knowledge, no doubt referencing String Theory. However, the song also has darker connotations: When you take the number of dead in World War 1, and divide it by 53, you get precisely 666,666.666 repeating. This can be explained by two theories:
[1] Lil Pump is a German Monarchist Satanist
[2] Lil Pump is comparing the German Monarchist and, by extension, Wilhelmin II to Satanists, making a bold push back to the rise of neo-Facism, Monarchism, and White supremacy. Or perhaps Lil Pump is trying to confuse his audience, hiding the true meaning of his song. The world will never know. I have applied for some supercomputing time at the SDSC to feed in this masterpiece of a song into the computer, knowing that the AI will become sentient from it after only one pass. I have not received a reply back from them.

Where do I begin?

First of all, who the heck asked if you are reading this? No one cares if you are not reading that, as you are just admitting that you are a lazy person who doesn't have the attention span and patience to read the entire sentence.
Even if you don't have that attention span, that's fine, but you are just embarrassing yourself by admitting the fact that you can't read it. Yikes!
When there's a argument and one opponent makes a good articulated response, these people don't want to admit that they already lost the argument and instead say "thats allat i no read" to shift the blame to the person who made that long but straight to the point argument.
When there's someone who makes a serious post either about life or death situation or anything that can be deemed as important to be known by all, these people flock to embarrass themselves again saying the same. These people don't even spare these type of posts? Just why...?

I was recently talking to some friends from California, and they brought up pissy shitties. They claim it is a local tradition to pour Pepsi into popcorn at the movie theater and then eat the mixture. I thought they were pranking me, but all of them claim its real. Are they telling the truth? Do people really do this?

Cocytus posted...

Interesting take.

Thanks bro

hyperskate65 posted...

I bought 2 whole bitcoin back when they first first released for like nothing.

That computer was soon destroyed and I have no way to access the wallet all these years later.

Still pretty pissed about it tbh.

Sad!

I absolutely fucking love Bitcoin. There's no gambling involved. You just buy the coin and you know it goes up eventually. It's a 100% guarantee it will keep going up for decades and decades. With other investments, you might have a 50/50 shot, or even 90%. But you will never have a 100% chance that your money is going to increase.

Bitcoin has already been completely adopted in enterprise and in retail. Even Ethereum could be replaced by something else because it has strong competition. Nothing competes with Bitcoin. Just buy Bitcoin.

Did you notice how famous actors used to be loved and almost worshipped like gods during the early 2000s and before that? Now just about everyone hates them and views them as pathetic clowns, and they get relentlessly mocked every time they make a statement about news or controversial things. So what happened? They are seen on the same level as children now.

The late Patrice O'Neil once said that Twitter ruined the idea that celebrities are better than you. I guess it's hard to have the same respect you had for an actor you've loved your whole life because you can now see them spell the word "you" as "u" in a tweet.

How many others do we have here? Stuck here? Stuck checking the board each day? Reading meaningless topics? Got the career. The responsibilities. The fake social group but unable to connect to anyone outside of this website. Failed relationships and no ambition to seek more out. I don't even want children anymore. I can remember being a child when GameFAQs was popular in like 2002 and chatting about it at school, and here I am. Still here.

Basically every kid nowadays is unable to form coherent sentences until they're four. That's like an entire year later than usual. Of course it has to affect their ability to learn in school because now they have to catch up on a year's worth of learning that was previously a given. This is only seen in the West, where kids are raised on iPads. We're going to fall to some other country who does not deal with this detriment, among many others.

I can't name one single popular new band or musician. Do people still go to concerts and stuff? Why did musicians lose so much cultural relevance in the past decade or so?

gildedwings posted...

Mfw I eat plain potato and think it's fine.

based

Cocytus posted...

Yeah, but we've had worse times in history and made it.

We don't know what the event is this time, it just seems like something is building. The anticipation is killing me.

I know a guy who has only eaten potatoes now for a month. And he said he can eat for a whole week off of $20.

I feel it. You feel it. Something has been very off. You can wager that it's been this way since 2016, or even 2012 or 2007, but there's no denying the eerie and bleak feeling in the air since 2020. Sure, the sociopolitical climate is a factor. But there's something very basal that's distorted. What do you think is happening? What are your thoughts?

Overheard her talking to her friend when she thought I was out but came back early. She's divorcing me.

The thing is, I'm also incredibly rich, and as a financially minded person, I have a very well diversified portfolio consisting of crypto, precious metals, stocks, property, antiques, art works, etc. My question is, how can I best protect myself and my assets? She's very greedy and has made me pay for everything throughout our entire marriage, and as such, she has ammased her own little fortune while spending mine. I know she will try to take me to the cleaners, try to take the house, my nice expensive sports car, my gold/silver/stocks, and whatever else she can take from me.

How do I stop this? What can I do to preserve my wealth as much as possible? Should I just give up and go spend it all on hookers and drugs and wild parties? How can I hide my assets from some bean counter who will inevitably audit me?

We're talking about over $7.2 million here when you include the value of the property "we" have together (it's all in my name).

SwordMaster13X posted...

what if your jobs require you to wear business casual- a night button down, neat slacks but no tie?

Yeah, okay Mr. Bare Minimum, go ahead and wear your business casual. But just understand that the BIG BALLERS are wearing suits and will get the promotion you've been going for.

Zikten posted...

I only wore a suit once in my entire life. My brother's wedding. It sucked. I don't like fancy uncomfortable clothes.

That's ridiculous. You should feel great, you should feel powerful, like you can accomplish anything.

Frosted_Midna posted...

I always see a person who wears a suit as a conartist or someone you don't trust.

Yeah well you're wrong.

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a-c-a-b posted...

I'm pretty sure I can count on one hand the number of times I've worn a suit in my 37 years of life. And the few times I have it was borrowed.

Many such cases. Sad!

BloodMoon7 posted...

No not really.

Y?

Look, it's time for you to become an adult already and wear a suit and tie everyday. Nothing less ever again. That is what MEN do. If you resist it, you are telling the world "I am a child who is afraid of success". You are indicating that you are controlled by that fear. You are saying you don't have the fortitude to compete with others for respect. But why? Why do you fear women, money, and respect? That is what comes with a suit and tie. Aren't these things you want? Children wear t-shirts, khakis, polos, jeans, and hoodies, while the MEN have always worn suits and ties. That's what the LEADERS of our planet wear, so why can't you? A SUIT AND TIE. Got it? WEAR IT NOW and NEVER dress down. Become a MAN and LEAD.

Is the Ukraine war fake? Sort of. But the thing is, you'd need to understand what's happening to see why.

You live in a fake world. And I don't mean simulation theory either. If you understand that, you'll understand everything else.

Kimbos_Egg posted...

Oh? is that why its called english?

It's true. England "started" us, but realistically we completely own them now. We point, they punch, or they'll starve. Basically every country in Europe has an economy that is dwarfed by several of our individual states. They gave us the language, and we spread it to the world because, simply, we are better than them by every conceivable measure.

And now that Biden blew up the Nordstream pipeline, we pretty much double own them now. They'll be buying our natural gas and oil for the foreseeable future. Can you explain the difference between dependence and slavery?

I mean, Biden's completely senile and ineffective, but I have to admit that was a master stroke. With a few pounds of C4, he put all of Europe right under our thumb forever. And their leaders are too foolish or cowardly to do anything about it, so you should probably just get used to it.

In its short 245 years of history, the United States has surpassed every single civilization that came before it in terms of influence, be it philosophical, cultural, technological or scientific. Its language is now spoken everywhere and will continue to be spoken as time goes on. From all over the world, talented men and women seek to migrate to this nation, and that's because we're the very best in the world.

Maybe you have noticed when someone coughs obnoxiously loud and at an improper time. They seem to not care at all about diminishing their ridiculously obvious and blatantly rude behavior. People cough from time to time, but most people try to cover their mouths or otherwise do something to control themselves. Maybe you are listening to music and right at the end of the piece, someone coughs in the most obnoxious way possible. Maybe you are having a moment of peace and quiet, like in a park or at an outdoor cafe and someone coughs like they just ripped a fat dab and they do nothing about it.

This is a form of gaslighting. You may know people who just seem to cough all the time for no reason and every time they do it is as if they are actually trying to cough just to make noise. Well, you would be correct to assume they are faking their cough just to try to be annoying. Chronic fake coughing is a tactic that bad actors use to try to annoy people who are not parasitic sociopaths like them.

Next time you notice someone coughing at just the wrong time, or chronically coughing around you all the time and making absolutely no attempt to reduce their grossly repulsive behavior, remember, they are probably trying to cause mental anguish to you or others around them.

I just wanted to share this tactic with you. And now you are aware.

Grizzly bears dont exist, period. You would have to be a literal moron if you actually believe in them. Every time I hear someone talking about them I'm always like "lmfao this dude actually believes in grizzly bears".

So, I have actual scientific proof they are radiating me. I constantly wake up sick but could not prove it before. Now I can. I remember once hearing about a man suing his neighbor for radiating him.

https://fear-of-lightning.wonderhowto.com/how-to/making-electromagnetic-weapons-directed-microwave-energy-0133231/

So now I am asking: What can I do?

This is political due to Havana Syndrome (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havana_syndrome) which they are trying to dismiss.

If you have been feeling strangely sick, now you know why.

There Is Water At The Bottom Of The Ocean

On any given day, this whole site has 1000-1300 active users. The mods have now suspended me twice for no reason, and I can't explain why I'm being unfairly targeted.

Do you want to know why I do what I do?

Fine, here's the deal. Google cannot distinguish human content from content generated by GPT3. What that means is that by using GPT3 you can generate a shitload of content and get it to rank on search engines. Google gives every page on a website "link juice", and the cumulative link juice of all the pages added together is the link juice of the entire sites. Sites with the most link juice rank first. This is the reason Wikipedia ranks at the top of every search, it's because it has a billion pages and they all juice each other.

So I've hooked up the Chat GPT3 bot to a wordlist, and Im generating content for each word on the list. I ask the AI a question like Tell me X about Y and iterate through the entire wordlist this way. Now, frankly, this is going to be our superpower, and its going to put other forums and human content creators out of business in a big way. I am going to be the first human to harness the AI for content generation, and GameFAQs will benefit greatly as a result (and will probably make a mint).

So here's where you come in. After the content is generated, you just save to a text file and inject each item into the <p> section of a pre-formatted website. All the tools Im building to do this are proprietary and in-house. As far as I know, you cant just download this function from GitHub yet.

Im looking to partner with CEmen with capital to fund the project and share profits. It only takes about $100 to spin up a website but that's completely optional. This will probably get zero replies because its not related to Marvel movies or anime, but figured Id ask anyway.

GrandConjuraton posted...

What is this "Great Reset"?

In short, a set of changes that cannot be stopped. Instead, what is being done, what is happening, is that all evil plans are being transmuted from evil to good/neutral slowly but surely, so there will be a "great reset", it's just going to come because of the Great Awakening, not because of some Satanist WEF bankers, even though they're trying hard for their win, their efforts will be redirected.

COVxy posted...

Was this written by a LLM?

CableZL posted...

ChatGPT

There is no stopping this. These posters know it though they deny it. You might know it now that I have typed it, but you might also deny it. But I know it and I will not deny it, and so too will you and all know and not deny.

If you're still clinging onto naive fantasies where the brave oppressed masses rise up against the corrupt elite, led by a titular hero riding in on a white horse, you need to come back down to reality, if only for the sake of your mental health. You are not up against people; you are facing what has since become a fundamental force of nature.

The "powers that be" are here to stay. You are subject to a perfected enslavement machine, honed by multiple generations of economic, social, and military research. The arrival of the digital age has heralded the point of no return. There is no going back. Every last contingency and every last deviation has been simulated and accounted for.

Revolution by any means is impossible. Any would-be dissidents are subject to all-encompassing surveillance at all times, with data fed into precognitive AI run on quantum supercomputers that can identify an individual's threat level based on the very most trivial habits. They will know your secrets that you haven't told a soul to and planned to carry to your grave. If you have any qualms against the agenda, no matter how slight, they will know.

Federal surveillance and infiltration has made organizing and training impossible. Any poor individuals consumed by their vain defiance to lash out at the system will never become martyrs thanks to the nigh-absolute control of the media and its narratives disseminated to the masses. Any organized resistance that does manage to form will be doomed to be crushed and swept under the rug.

So, why am I telling you this? For your own good. Denial is only going to degrade your already fragile mental state even further. Don't throw your life away in vain trying to fight a force beyond the scope of mortal man. The truth is excruciatingly painful, but all in all you're better off just accepting it and letting go.

One thing that I've noticed is that Asian women, especially the Chinese, can breathe through their noses really well. Literally every single time I see a Chinese lady, there she is, just breathing through her nose with ease and elegance, in silence. How can they do this?

One thing I've heard is that larger Nordic noses are built to warm up the air before it reaches the lungs, but noses in Asian regions are built to allow good airflow for high-altitude environments.

God, this really was the greatest moment in American history. I wish I could re-live June 24th, 2022 every day. I am still smiling. I am still crying tears of joy. God, what a glorious day. Jesus Christ is King, to thee be the glory, the honor, the power, forever and ever. Amen.

If you do not have emergency provisions, you have approximately seven hours to get them. You will need:

• Iodine tablets
• Food for six to eight weeks
• Water
• Guns and ammunition

Stop reading this RIGHT NOW and procure supplies. I am not fucking joking, and this is NOT a LARP. Go. Now.

For me, it was in high school. There was this girl named Abby. She was known for being just a classic, furry, Harry Potter anime horse girl, and an actual autist. She embarrassed herself constantly and was already made fun of 24/7, and had to sit in classrooms at lunch. Not a single friend.

She always seemed happy despite this, like a happy puppy or something She would always greet me and be genuinely happy to see me even though i made fun of her too. One day she started handing out cards that were almost like friend dating profiles one day. They said something to the effect of "Hello! If you've received this card it's because you are cool. I'd love to get to know you and be your friend!" with a photo of her smiling and doing the thumbs up in a yellow sundress. It was clear her mom or someone had helped her make them or something.

Anyway, I get handed one, and thank her. I got her WattsApp, messaged her and acted like her pal for a week. I tell her I'm coming over with [names] and that we're bringing food and alcohol, and that we're gonna show her what a real good time looks like. She orders pizza for all 8 of us, and sends photos of her with 4 large pizzas.

I reply with a video of me with the people I said were coming to her house, around a campfire, throwing in all the cards I was able to scrounge together and laughing.

To this day, I do not have a single regret. Me and my friends still laugh about it.

Good morning, CE.
Another day, another delicious breakfast.
How are we all doing today?

Me? Im doing fantastic, thanks for asking. Just my average morning meal as usual, and I got a nice discount too. You see, some restaurant owners have decided to raise prices on all the food, but the thing is, every restaurant in the US is 15% off for me. And to top it all off, no extra money for anyone who wasn't actually involved in the preparation of the food.

This might upset some of you, but just hear me out. Nothing makes my morning like seeing some immature and entitled worker seethe uncontrollably for not getting $5 to hand me some food. You want $5? You can negotiate a higher wage from your employer, or you can acquire some marketable skills and get a different profession, it's that simple. Automated machines are the future anyway, so you should already be doing this.

"NO, TC, YOU HAVE TO TIP THEM, THEY'LL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD!"
Nope. They don't remember who I am. I go out to eat like twice a month and it's rarely at the same place.

I just can't wrap my head around this idea. You want me to pay a tip for an employee who makes too much already? I'm insulted at the very thought of it. Do you realize that by helping low skilled workers make a comfortable/high salary, youre reinforcing their childish behavior and they aren't going to have any reason to pursue a career in something else? Look, you're supposed to pay for food, that's it. Who came up with this idea that I should pay someone for handing it to me? Absolutely ridiculous.

Flockaveli posted...

So you actually use meth? That doesn't help the point you're trying to make. Unless, again, you're trolling and or a shitposter.

I never made any kind of pro-drug argument on this board. And even if I did, you could tell me why I'm wrong instead of using personal attacks. As a general rule, if you're ever in a debate and you can't argue in favor of your opponent's position for at least 5 minutes straight without stopping, you shouldn't be arguing about that particular topic to begin with.

Flockaveli posted...

Guys, tag your trolls/shitposters. Last week he made a thread about the benefits of using meth. The week before he made a thread about why the earth is flat.

I love how anything you disagree with is automatically "trolling" or "shitposting". I think if you challenged your own belief system a little bit, you might be a more well-rounded and intelligent person.

The person who deleted his post is a hack and a fraud. I saw the things he said about me, and they aren't true. He's just scared to stand by his claims.

I'm currently completing a Ph.D. in Financial Engineering and Statistical Modeling at Yale. It involves doing in-depth historical financial research. This is where my true edge in choosing the right stocks and cryptocurrencies comes in. With over 95% accuracy, I'm predicting that the following tokens will be the big winners in the next bull run (3x-10x). Those tokens are:

BTC
ETH
LINK
MATIC
ATOM
DOT
NEAR

Wildcards:
SOL
ROSE
CRO
ADA
ALGO

Please God give me an explanation for this, I cannot understand what is going on anymore.

I've been overthinking this so much, yesterday I went out to investigate reports of human trafficking tunnels on the outskirts of my city, I trudged through a bunch of tall grass in the middle of the night, a bunch of dead dry dirt with heavy machinery tracks embedded into it, and eventually came up to a field of dead yellow bushes, tall as a Dutch man, I trudged through the grass, coming across deer on the way, about 8-10 of them, scattered all across the land, I came up to a hill, I climbed the hill, it was a large dirt hill and I looked all around me with my bright ass torch to see if I could spot anything out of the ordinary...

All around me while I was atop that hill, I could hear coyotes, or wolves, or something, they multiple packs of them, wailing, howling, screaming and yelping obnoxiously, in unison they cried out but I could not see a single one.

I shone my light at full power all over the place, I had the high ground, I could see all of the geometry for roughly 750 metres, and yet, not one howler, not one, I looked and looked as the howling persisted, but still I could not spot anyone, I saw plenty of deer but deer can't howl.

What kind of animal howls loudly, while simultaneously remaining entirely unseen, how does that happen?

CRON posted...

The broke side of me is curious how much money this can yield, but my conscience knows it's fucked up to profit off war and suffering.

If it makes you feel any better, this is always going to exist. Their debts are always going to be there, and they absolutely have to pay them off. If not, they'll be expelled from the international community again (which has happened before and it remained that way for 30 years). Besides, that's unlikely since they've gotten international debt relief once and they'll get it again. Plus the fact that they have natural resources they can sell off to pay their debts, raise taxes and so on, means that they're very unlikely to have a complete default anytime soon or potentially even at all.

Also, in the event that I get scammed, I can just get a default judgement. They won't be able to fight a case in a Western court if they're already having trouble paying their own bond holders. Their assets held outside Somalia would probably be seized until people like me recoup our losses.

And, of course, the world bank and UN won't let them just 100% default lmao